#NYOO HOO HOO...

[c00lsk3l3t0n-95]

Papyrus, do a flip!

P.S: I WOULD NAIL IT, BY THE WAY!

[selfshipping-shapeshifter]

bonk bonk bonk

Owie :(

[skeletwinsauaskbox]

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I’m holding you to that!

OH NO!!! WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?!?! NOW THESE FOLLOWERS WILL BE IN A DARK PRISON!!! A PRISON OF ENDLESS PASSION AND UNREQUITED LOVE!!! HOW COULD I DO THIS TO MY INTERNET FRIENDS?!?! NYOO HOO HOO...

hey, don't worry, bro. this is all platonic. let's just have some fun with it.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. VERY WELL!!! I DO, PLATONIC MARRIAGE PEOPLE!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

[samkyi7]

NYOO HOO HOO????? 🥲

[fenny-self-ships]

🦴 💙 🍝 💙 🦴 💙 🍝 💙 🦴 💙 🍝 💙 🦴

HELLO, HUMAN!!!

IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HERE TO ANNOUNCE TO YOUR AUDIENCE (AND YOU. . .)

. . . THAT I AM NOW ONE OF THIS USERS PROMINENT F/O'S!!!

(F/O'S MEANING FICTIONAL OTHER. . . I LEARNED THAT RECENTLY, THANKS TO THE GREAT DOCTOR ALPHYS ON THE UNDERNET. SHE ALSO IS APART OF THE SELF-SHIPPING COMMUNITY!)

THIS MEANS, I AM ONE OF THIS USERS BOYFRIEND'S! THAT IS RIGHT, I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND, FENRIS OF THE HORSE MYTHOLOGY!

[ * there's a hand written correction under this section of the letter ]

*norse mythology, bro

ISN'T THAT SO COOL? NOW, AS YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND, THIS MEANS I MAY POP UP FROM TIME TO TIME IN THE ASKS, TO SEND LOVELY LITTLE LETTERS TO MY BELOVED PARTNER. THIS ALSO MEANS FEN MAY POST ABOUT ME!!! THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME.

NYOO-HOO-HOO! BEING POSTED ABOUT... IT MAKES ME SO JOYOUS.

I WAS INFORMED THAT OUR SHIP TAG WILL BE 🦴DATING START🦴 (A VERY, VERY FITTING TAG, IS IT NOT?)

I CANNOT WAIT TO BE POSTED AND GUSHED ABOUT, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT YOU ARE GIVING ME THE RESPECT AND RECOGNITION I UTMOST DESERVE. . . AND FOR THAT, HERE IS THE ACTUAL LETTER.

🦴 💙 🍝 💙 🦴 💙 🍝 💙 🦴 💙 🍝 💙 🦴

[ * You receive a letter in your Ask Box. . . Open it? ]

[ * Yes * No ]

WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I AM SCREAMING AND FROTHING RIGHT NOW

I soft release my baby in my pinned post and he is alREADY IN MY ASK BOX?? Papy you are so fast I LOVE YOU I AM SCREAMING

[ * YES ] I WILL GLADLY OPEN THE LETTER MY DARLING

[deputyclover]

Snowdin

*Before Clover enters Snowdin, he turns around and sees gold go into the ground.

Flowey..?

Daddy?

Oh, it's nothing Rose, let's just head into town.

Ok!

*The two enter Snowdin, Clover now uneasy, thoughts going through his head.

*The two enter the store.

QC: Clover! Been a while since we had you in here.

Hey QC, how are you doing?

QC: I'm doing great, and who's this?

I'm Rose! So you know my daddy?

QC: Yeah, I do, seen him around tons of times when Martlet and him were in town.

Wow!

It was nice seeing you again QC, have a great day.

QC: Thanks Clover, now you two stay out of trouble.

Ok!

*The two leave the store and head through town with Clover waving hello to people he's familiar with.

*When Clover passes Sans and Papyrus's house Clover sees multiple familiar envelopes with the same emblem.

Holy crap, he was invited.

What?

Not important.

*Clover and Rose walk forward as a snowy fog envelopes the area.

What the-? Rose, stay close.

*The two continue to walk forward as they see a tall figure in the snow.

HUMANS.

Papyrus?

ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS. FEELINGS LIKE... THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER PASTA LOVER. THE ADMIRATION FOR ANOTHER'S PUZZLE SOLVING SKILLS. THE DESIRE TO HAVE A COOL, SMART PERSON THINK YOU'RE COOL. THESE FEELINGS... THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU'RE FEELING NOW! I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE TO FEEL THAT WAY. AFTER ALL, I AM VERY GREAT. I DON'T EVER WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE. I PITY YOU LONELY HUMANS. WORRY NOT!!! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL BE YOUR...

. . .

NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG! I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND! YOU ARE HUMANS! I MUST CAPTURE YOU!!! THEN, I CAN FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM!!! POWERFUL! POPULAR! PRESTIGIOUS!!!

THAT'S PAPYRUS!!!

THE NEWEST MEMBER... OF THE ROYAL GUARD!

*Papyrus blocks the way!

Papyrus! Stop! I don't want to hurt you!

I'M SORRY CLOVER, BUT I MUST!

*Every single bone misses Clover as Clover tries to spare Papyrus.

SO YOU WON'T FIGHT... THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED BLUE ATTACK!

*Multiple blue bones go through Clover and gets locked into a single line and narrowly gets hit with a bone.

What-!?

YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

*A blue aura surrounds Clover as he is locked in a single line of movement.

Rose, stand to the side, daddy is in a bullet hell.

Ok!

Oh, it is a good thing I know Earthbending.

*Clover is jumping over bones and is using Earthbending to boost him over the taller bones.

CLOVER! WHAT IS THAT MOVE??

*Clover boosts himself up as he talks.

Earthbending! An ancient technique.

IMPRESSIVE! NOW LET US CONTINUE SO I CAN CAPTURE YOU TWO!

*The fight goes on as Papyrus prepares his Special Attack.

BEHOLD! MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

*The dog is chewing the bone.

WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S MY SPECIAL ATTACK! HEY! YOU STUPID DOG! DO YOU HEAR ME!? STOP MUNCHING ON THAT BONE!!! HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! COME BACK HERE WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACK!!! ... OH WELL. I'LL JUST USE A REALLY COOL REGULAR ATTACK.

*Papyrus uses his regular attack.

Whoa! These are fast!

*Clover jumps over the dog, Cool Dude bones, and skateboarding bone and sees the bone field ahead of him.

OH NO!

*Clover uses Earthbening to launch over the bones and sees the huge bone and somehow continues rising.

HOLY CRAP! That was insane.

*Clover is turned around and gets hit by the slow bone and falls over.

Ow.

WELL...! *HUFF* IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T *HUFF* DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR COWBOY BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU CLOVER!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY.

*Clover spares Papyrus.

Oh good, I did NOT want to hurt you.

*The foggy mist fully clears.

NYOO HOO HOO... I CAN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE LIKE YOU... UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME. I'LL NEVER JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD... AND... MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIN STAGNANT!

Papyrus, me and Rose will be your friends.

R-REALLY!?!? WOWIE!!! MY OWN FRIENDS! WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOMETIME!! WHO KNEW THAT ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE PALS WAS TO GIVE PEOPLE AWFUL PUZZLES AND THEN FIGHT THEM?? YOU TAUGHT ME A LOT, CLOVER. I HEREBY GRANT YOU PERMISSION TO PASS THROUGH! AND I'LL GRANT YOU DIRECTIONS TO THE CAPITAL. CONTINUE FORWARD UNTIL YOU REACH THE END OF THE CAVERN. THEN... WHEN YOU REACH THE CAPITAL, YOU'LL FIND ASGORE. ANYWAY!!! THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING!!! I'LL BE AT HOME BEING A COOL FRIEND!!! FEEL FREE TO COME BY AND HANG OUT! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

*Papyrus leaves.

Bye Papyrus!

Ok Rose, so we need to reach the capital to reach Asgore and the barrier.

Are we going to free everyone?

Yes, yes we are.

Yay!

But first, there is a Cool Dude we need to hang out with.

*Clover and Rose head over to hang out with Papyrus.

[tooti-fruiti]

GLITZ AND GLAMOR [CHAPTER 8]

A Plan

The battle ended with you sparing Papyrus.

The fog cleared and Papyrus made the bone disappear from his hands with a sad look on his face.

"NYOO HOO HOO...I COULDN'T EVEN STOP SOMEONE AS WEAK AS YOU..."

Okay then.

Uncalled for, but whatever.

"UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME...I'LL NEVER JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD...AND MY FRIEND QUANTITY WILL REMAIND STAGNANT..."

Papyrus sounded like he was about to cry and you felt really bad.

So you decided to fake your death.

You came up with a plan that once Papyrus "delivered you to the capital" and left you, you could just escape afterwards.

"Oh I'm so weak..." You said, making Papyrus lift his head up.

"I think I'm dying...blegg..." You said, falling into the snow and closing your eyes.

Papyrus gasped and turned around.

"I DID IT! OH I DID IT! I'M SO HAPPY! I KNEW I COULD IT!"

You heard him quickly run over and inspect you.

"HMMM. NO SOUL YET...OH WELL! I'LL GIVE THEM TO THE GUARDS IN HOTLAND AND TELL UNDYNE AND SANS THE GREAT NEWS!"

Papyrus picked up your body and carried you.

He carried you for quite a while and it was hard to be still for so long.

You heard him talking to someone and you heard rushing water.

Then the air suddenly felt hot before he talked to someone else and handed you off to someone wearing armor.

You then heard Papyrus run away and you heard a new voice.

"Hey bro. It's break time, you wanna go to Muffet's and get some apple cider?"

You heard some metal armor clank together.

"No you're right, too expensive...How about Grillby's?"

You heard more clanking.

"Alright! Cool! I'll just leave the human here and by the time we get back, we'll deliver it's soul to King Asgore."

You heard heavy footsteps walk away and you waited for a few minutes until you opened your eyes.

No one was in sight.

You seemed to be inside a volcano or something due to how hot the air was and because of the pools of lava far below.

You quickly got up and ran to the nearest place that you thought was safe to hide.

Which happened to be a laboratory.

(Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day)

<-Chapter 7

Chapter 9->

[roxylalonde]

Booping you with malice bc Im so jelly you have the canon name url

nyoo-hoo-hoo >:3

[knight-of-hallownest]

Papyrus Undertale getting sad and saying "NYOO HOO HOO"

*asexual laughter*

[osha-employee-witch]

Well… if something all lovey-dovey is occurring in the osha-verse… DO WE NEED SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED ANGST TO BALANCE IT OUT?

I don’t know. I might >:3 because when loneliness and boredom combine, you get me at 3 am writing scenes for universe that have, and will continue to, never exist.

[variantia]

@lovedefiant​ said : //Lo's not so irresponsible as to leave Frisk alone at home, so I present three scenarios:

One, she texted Papyrus to check in on them until she got home with Chara.

Two: She left Benji in charge.

Three: She left Benji in charge specifically because Papyrus is watching Frisk, because she knows their individual chaos will probably cancel the other's out.

BELLUM.   well Asgore IS there, working in the garden ...

but I think any of these options would be much better   :D

[c00lsk3l3t0n-95]

Did you see the apotecary diaries yet? :)

[jojo-daydreams]

Hi, Natalie!! I hope you’re having a good week!! I love your writing ❤️ I was wondering, could I get a scenario with Gyro and short fem s/o where they go on a date? but things go awry and it ends super fluffy? Just run with it! But if you don’t feel like it, don’t worry about it! Thank uuu ❤️😊

gold tooth man take me by the hand 

hope u like i anon !! 

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If earlier someone had told you that your night was going to end with you being chased down by several angry cowboys and having to jump in the river to escape, you would’ve laughed at them.

However, as you try your best to wring out your clothes, you don’t really feel like laughing. You’d been out to dinner with Gyro. It was a proper date, which you didn’t get to have with him all that often, at a rather nice restaurant. It was a pretty fancy place, not that either of you really cared about that kind of thing. But you couldn’t deny that sometimes it just felt so good to indulge in that kind of thing. You’d been in the middle of enjoying the main course when a bunch of angry men burst into the place, yelling something about getting even with Gyro, who had looked mildly shocked but had gotten over it quickly, grabbing your hand and dragging you out of the place as fast as he could, yanking you along behind him through the kitchen with the men hot on both of you tail. He hadn’t let go of your hand the entire time, trying all manner of maneuvers to try and lose the guys, but nothing seemed to work. Finally, the two of you had ended up on a bridge above a small river on the edge of town.

When Gyro asked if you could swim you barely had the time to give him a very clear ‘I’ll kill you if you throw me in that river’ look before he. Well. Threw you into the river, jumping in after you with what you were fairly sure was a laugh. He was lucky you were a pretty good swimmer, not that the river was all that rough, but still. He’d laughed at the men, waving a gleeful goodbye as the two of you drifted away from them, the terrain preventing them from following the two of you for now.

You sigh as you imagine how your makeup must look right now. You can’t imagine you looked much better than you felt, and you currently felt like a drowned rat.

“Gyro, what the hell was all that?”

He stops his own drying efforts to give you a look, seeming to feel at least a little bit guilty.

“Oh, just some guys who got what they deserved in life. Don’t worry about them!” He replies cheerfully, his metal teeth flashing in the moonlight as he flashes you a wide grin.

You sigh again. You love Gyro, but sometimes he really was an odd one.

“Well, they ruined the date for us, did we deserve that?” You mutter. You’re not really all that mad at him, but you also feel like you should try and punish him by being grouchy at least a little bit. And you were getting cold, and you were soaking. So yeah, you deserve to grouch some.

“Ah, babe, don’t say that! They didn’t ruin the date for me! Maybe the dinner, but not the date!” Gyro says, stepping over to you, his large hands coming up to rub your arms as he notices your shivers, pulling you a bit closer to him as he stood over you. “As long as I’m with you, there is no bad date, and no ruining one.”

You look up at him raising a brow at the lines he’s throwing around. His eyes are as honest as you’ve ever seen them, and he’s got a bit of a pout on his face. Rolling your eyes, you think to yourself for what feels like the 100th time since you two started dating that he’s lucky he can pull of being cute and handsome, he’d be in trouble otherwise.

You pull yourself up to kiss his cheek, relenting.

“Oh, alright, fine. But I’m cold and wet and my feet hurt from running in these heels, so let’s just go home and dry off.”

You can hear his signature laugh, and then suddenly your feet are off the ground, and you’re being held bridal style in his arms, his chest is warm against your body despite him also being soaked to the bone.

“If your feet hurt, then I’ll carry you home! And I’ll even let you pick the movie we watch after we’re dry!” He says, adjusting you a bit in his arms as he sets off towards home.

You wrap your arms around his neck, pulling yourself as close to him as you can. He smells like the river, but there’s still a hint of the cologne he wears underneath, and it makes you feel content just smelling it.

“Wow, letting me pick the movie? Will you let me watch it, too? Or are you going to try and kiss and distract me through the whole thing?” You tease, and when you look up you catch his cheeky grin.

“Well … You got me there.”

[ask-skekok-the-scroll-keeper]

Lime

Wow. Hahahah. You’re very humourous aren’t you? Must have taken you a good long while to think of that joke didn’t you? We’re all having a nice laugh here.

[superlative-solaire]

NOOO! DO NOT GO!!! 😿

I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE IT BACK, THOUGH...NYEH HEH HEH!

superlative-solaire‌:

( @rexcellente // “ * very true!!! ” )

I SPEAK ONLY TRUTH!

AND YOU, REX, HAVE A VERY GOOD LAUGH!!! 😸

* icb you’ve done this to me

* horrible

* evil

* unfollowed

* blocked

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

So S/O is in the army right? Well after four years of dating, S/O is called away from the skelies to go to another country with no exact date of when they'd be coming back. S/O sends a postcard every month to let them know they're okay.

How would the skelies, MT sans and MF sans react to coming home from work and opening the door, only to have S/O give them a hug and say "Guess who's back?"

Undertale Sans - He's barely awake and honestly think he is still dreaming, so he's not reacting much when you're taking him in your arms. It's only when he realises you are really touching him that he gasps in shock and hugs back. He is so happy.

Undertale Papyrus - "NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEH????" You get the googly eyes of bewilderment. Papyrus drops a huge box he was holding which crashes on the ground in a broken glass sound and he's running to hug you. He's already telling everything that happened while you were not here, all in one breath, and it's just feel nice to hear him again.

Underswap Sans - You're surprising him at work. He's doing a night shift at the police station for Christmas, since everyone has someone except him, since his brother has a partner now, and he is quite sad, looking at the emptiness filling some paperwork. When you enter the room, he suddenly throws all the papers in the air and jumps in your arms, shrieking with excitement. He's not letting you go. Also, his boss gives him authorisation to leave because he knew S/O was coming and S/O had prepared Christmas on their own just for him. Blue is almost crying now.

Underswap Papyrus - Once he's done being in shock, he straight up cries like a baby. Knowing you are far away and might potentially never come back is a big thing to bear for a skeleton which is usually very close from his S/O and he is just relieved and happy everytime he gets to see you again. He won't let you go for the rest of the week.

Underfell Sans - "Ya're shitting me" His grins widens as he jumps into your arms to kiss you. Red is so relieved you're finally back. He's not really good on his own. His only regret is that he didn't have time to clean the house and it's pretty much a warfield of trash. Woops.

Underfell Papyrus - He knows something is not right. There's light in the house, and he lives alone, and it can't be Doomfanger. He growls menacingly. Does one of his idiot rival try to sneak on him again? He takes a bone and enters the house on his gards. When you jump from the living room entry, he shrieks, lots of red bones flying all around him ready to pin you to the wall. Then he recognises you and everything disappear as he's trying to get his composure back. "OBVIOUSLY I KNEW YOU WERE THERE. THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS WOULD NEVER BE SURPRISED BY SUCH CHILDISH JAPPERY." Of course. There's a moment of silence. "SO ARE YOU GOING TO HUG ME OR ARE YOU JUST PLANNING STANDING THERE?" His cheeks are so red. You can't stop teasing him all week about this. He hates it.

Horrortale Sans - When you're not here, Oak adopts the lone wolf style, half in the house, half in the woods. So before coming, you told Willow to lock him up in the house. You can hear him argue with his brother about this in the kitchen, but it stops right away when you enters the room. Oak's red eye do this :

oAnd then he starts to purr so loudly the entire house is vibrating. It's not powerful enough to be an earthquake, but god, it's the loudest you never heard him do that. As you are expecting, Oak is locking you straight into his hoodie and he will be clingy for at least several days. He's never letting you go again (for at least several days).

Horrortale Papyrus - He thought Oak was just doing something bad in the kitchen and stomps angrily, but then he saw you and... "NYOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOOOOOOOOO". Oh boy. Willow is overwhelmed and collapses in your arms in tears. You're not sure how many time he said he is happy to see you, you lost the count after thirty times.

Swapfell Sans - "I SWEAR TO ASGORE, RUS IF YOU FORGOT TO FRICKING SWITCH OFF THE FRICKING LIGHTS AGAIN I'M GOING TO BREAK ALL OF YOUR BO-" He stops in the living-room, speechless. He takes a few moments to acknowledge you're here again, then he quickly comes to hug you, then stands back and goes back to his usual cold self. You can't stop smiling. You never thought he would loose his cool like that.

Swapfell Papyrus - You find him very focus on something. When you knock of the door, he jumps out of his bones and quickly closes his hoodie, then turns towards you. Rus looks trapped and very uncomfortable. You're looking at him, wary. "Rus, what were you doing?" "n-nothing?" "Ruuuuus...?" He gulps. Then he opens his hoodie and a dozen rubber chickens falls down on the ground. He looks like a guilty child. You're still confused about what he was planning, but fine.

Mafiatale Sans - So... Since you were not home, he kinda brought a guy here to interview him, and when you're entering the room, your boyfriend is facing a naked human, tied in what you think is a very erotic pose and you're in shock. Demon is in shock too. "b-babe i swear it's not what it looks like. we're... uh... repeating a theater scene." You lift an eyebrow. Demon is sweating. Well, that's not how you were expecting this to go.

Mafiafell Sans - You froze in the corridor when your hear this : "yeah, ya're the only gi'l of my life. i could burn th'world for ya. here ya can have some of my bacon. you're the light of m'life ya know." You stomps in the room, angry... and finds Fangs sitting in the couch, facing his dog wearing a bib on the other side of the sofa table, while they are sharing a romantic candle McDonalds meal. You're speechless, he's speechless, only the dog is happy to see you. Fangs won't even cross your eyes. He's so embarrassed omg.