#Nigel💙
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You beautiful, tempting thing. You want to fall apart, Will Graham? Then beg a little prettier. No need to be careful with me. I’ll take care of you.
I do want to make you blush. That’s the whole fucking point. Paint you in it, watch the way you squirm when I say something filthy with your name in it. Whisper it right against your ear, nice and slow. And I’ll touch you—it’s been so long, hasn’t it? Worship every inch of your body with my hands or mouth or both, if you could handle it. Overwhelm your senses and give you a taste of what you’ve been missing all this time and then some. I already know you’d sound motherfucking delicious while breathless and desperate, but I bet my imagination doesn’t do the real thing justice. Although I don’t know for certain. We should fix that.
I’d wear the title of “your darling” like a badge of honour. As long as you’re mine in return. And I’ll give you something to bite your tongue over: the name’s “Nigel”, darling. I’ll make sure it’s the last name you remember even after you’re past the point of being able use your words.
— Nigel
Call me XOXO @1nvictus
Well i..i'm at a loss for words. Gods, my imagination is running wild at the thought of what you'll do to me. I can barely contain myself..
It's quite embarrassing actually, the way i'm almost melting at the prospect of letting you do whatever you want to me. It's not something i let *anyone* do
I'll certainly contact you, darling.
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We’ve had people call him their babygirl, their son, their special princess, but this is a new one I think

#idk maybe it’s just a new way to say you’re obsessed with a character that hasn’t reached my fyp yet#Uncle 💙#like minds#nigel colbie#like minds 2006#murderous intent#tom sturridge
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE KND!!🎊💙
This is a redraw of the piece I made last year, Glad to know it's been this long since I've joined the fandom! Happy 22nd Anniversary, KND!!
#knd#kids next door#codename kids next door#codename knd#drawing#art#sector v#nigel uno#hoagie gilligan#kuki sanban#wallabee beetles#abigail lincoln#numbuh 1#numbuh 2#numbuh 3#numbuh 4#numbuh 5#happy anniversary!!💙
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#H E#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#lips brought to you by mattel#PINK#H A N D S#THE WHITE#stop typing in all caps#ok#excuse me but The Nose™#his n e c k#shoutout to nigel and laura for giving their son his face#nice work#bless all the lines on your face#they're beautiful and sacred#the wonky tooth 💙
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Suzuka GP 1994
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Trick or treat!
Hi Cove! Here’s a (roughly) 200 word Nigelio drabble I’ve written, just for you!:
“Hold me close, don’t let me go.” Nigel murmured into Elio’s shoulder as they huddled in each other’s arms under a large blanket.
And Elio did so, wrapping his arm around the Brit’s back and pushing him lightly and gently into his chest, closer to his rapidly beating heart.
“Oh no.”
Elio suddenly pulls away, perhaps a little too hastily, to shoot a worried look at him. “What’s the matter? Are you okay?”
“I’m fine.” replied Nigel, who sounded way too casual to be in any sort of pain. “Is something wrong?”
This reaction confused the little Italian for a bit. “Are you sure you’re okay? You just said ‘Oh no’, as if you… I don’t know… hurt yourself or something! Do you need help?”
Realisation strikes Nigel and he lets out a cheerful chuckle. “Oh, Elio! It’s from a song! David Essex. It’s one of my favourites. Don’t tell me you haven’t heard of it.”
Elio paused, and gave it some thought. “I… don’t know, actually. I might have come across it at some point in my life, but I cannot tell you what it is or how it goes or who sang it.”
“Well,” purred Nigel. “You have a lot to learn, my friend. Tell you what, once this chilly weather passes over us, I’ll take my car for a little spin and you can have a listen to it then. My treat.” He added with a wink. A wink that made the Italian’s eyes sparkle with joy.
#This is the first time I’ve written some Nigelio! WOOOOO look at me go!!!#I really don’t know their characters that well but I always imagine Nigel to be a gentle father figure and Elio being a bit naive#I hope you like it Cove! 💙#Comments and Q&As#imaginarydiscographies#nigelio#my fanfic#my drabble#nigel mansell#mansell#elio de angelis#de angelis#f1 fanfiction#f1 fanfic#formula 1 fanfiction#formula 1 fanfic
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Tell us a bit about your HCs AbbyXHoagie and KukiXWally!!!! Pleaseeeeee🩷
YES SOME CUDDLY SHEET!
Headcanons for Teen AU only:
AbbyxHoagie
❤️ No one at school believes they're together. But to be honest, they don't care what others think;
🩷 Hoagie suffered a lot when Abby was Soopreme Leader, because they could barely see each other. Maybe that's what led him to trust someone he shouldn't have;
💜 Nowadays, Abby makes sure Hoagie knows how much he's loved and gives him little candy gifts from her secret stash;
💙 Hoagie is not one for gifts, so he avoids bad jokes when she's over and uses the best he can think of. He loves it when she laughs;
🩵 They don't usually do dates; Hoagie likes to go to Abby's place to chill, and sometimes Abby goes to Hoagie's to help him clean around;
💚 Abby's parents LOVE Hoagie, and always ask when he's coming over. Betty loves Abby as well, and would want her over every day. Tommy fakes not caring, but he likes it when Abby's around. Hoagie's grandma is strangely calm when the girl is over;
💛 Even if they've been dating for years, they don't talk about weddings or such. Abby does that with Nigel, and it freaks Hoagie out because he realises how many things you gotta think about for a simple "yes". Not on the agenda for now;
🧡 They don't show affection too much when they're out. You might mistake them for simple friends. Yet, sometimes you can see Hoagie casually going around with some red lipstick on his cheek~;
🤎 Not allowed on missions together because Hoagie might get a bit too clingy;
🖤 They only argue about little things and in a joking way; Abby might get mad, and Hoagie tries to justify himself, but it's never with ill intent. They never had a bad fallout so far;
🩶 Abby doesn't like anime, but she will watch a whole series if Hoagie tells her it's good. Hoagie specifically picks the shows he 100% knows Abby will like, so they can watch together;
🤍 Honestly? Couple goals.
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WallyxKuki
❤️ A up-and-down kind of relationship, that seems pretty stable now. They just needed to grow up and mature;
🩷 It's typical for Wally to avoid cutsey talk around people, but then he will drink a bit too much and go on a rant on how he loves Kuki and how she's perfect and how he's lucky and misses her;
💜 Kuki will ALWAYS talk about Wally being the perfect boyfriend, and if someone disagrees... they better r u n;
💙 They're both pretty jealous, but Kuki is a bit more than Wally;
🩵 Wally asks every week if Kuki could dress Goth, as it's a style he adores. Kuki replies she will do it when Wally dresses like her. This discussion never goes anywhere;
💚 The Beetles adore Kuki, Wally tries to have her over often because that's when the family seems more unite;
💛 On the other hand, the Sanbans (but mostly Kani) hates Wally with a burning passion because "he's a punk up to no good";
🧡 Wally is not allowed over at Kuki's, but he will push all boundaries possible to annoy Kani;
🤎 They sometimes talk about having a family together. Wally won't admit it to anyone, but he likes the idea of a life with Kuki with a family of their own;
🖤 Wally makes sure to remember Kuki she is beautiful and that he loves her a lot. He knows about her eating problems and it makes him feel horrible that he can't do much about it;
🩶 At the same time, Kuki knows Wally is keeping all his problems inside and they're eating him alive, and tries to listen to him and be present as much as possible;
🤍 No touching!!!
#teen au#knd#kids next door#hoagie gilligan#kuki sanban#wallabee beetles#abigail lincoln#world building
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Captain Nigel Badminton cat is here for you to hold! 💙🐈⬛✨️ He had a... stunning accident recently... But just ignore that little detail, and watch out for the blade! Otherwise, this kitty is... straight up mean... But look at his precious lil' face! 💙🐈⬛✨️
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To whoever comes across this..
Appreciate it... APPRECIATE IT!!
TAKE THIS AND APPRECIATE IT!!! 💙
Decided to draw the dumb idea I had my fav here is probs Nigel, he does not give a shit
Bonus: aftermath
Constance with the stimming, get it connie
#knd#codename knd#codename kids next door#kids next door#knd alessandra#knd constance#knd lenny#knd david#knd bruce#delightful children from down the lane#dcfdtl#nigel uno#Numbuh 1#uno family bonding#art#knd fanart#i love them so much#my fucking babies💙
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It’s Pride Month 🏳️🌈🎉
(Ah sh!t, Get the canons! It's time to fcking rock!!)
#knd#kids next door#codename kids next door#codename knd#knd oc#original character#oc#sector php#sector v#numbuh 1#numbuh 2#nunbuh 3#numbuh 4#numbuh 5#nigel uno#hoagie gilligan#kuki sanban#wallabee beetles#abigail lincoln#drawing#art#happy pride 🌈#pride month!!#happy pride month!!💙
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I know Christmas is over, but I thought of an interesting question:
For you, what would be the gifts that each of the members of Sector V would be among themselves?
Happy New Year early ADM!!!⭐️❤️🩵💚🧡💙
Hi! Merry Christmas! Okay, let me think about this. I'm not sure I can give you an exact list of gifts, per se, meaning that I can't detail what kinds of Rainbow Monkeys Kuki receives or what brand of crew socks Wally might get. But here's what I can do instead! I'm going to divide this into two sections - first, a delve into what kind of gift-RECEIVER each member is, and second, a delve into what kind of gift-GIVER they are. I hope that's okay!
RECEIVING
Nigel. Nigel is a simple guy. Minimalist even, and as a result, he doesn't ask for much and is rather easy to please. Think of him like you would of a typical dad on Christmas morning. He's content to just sit in an armchair sipping on some eggnog while he watches his children enjoying their presents. That said, Sector V tends to give him things that one might give their dad. Sweaters, watches, socks, thermoses, utilitarian things like swiss army knives or tools - that kind of stuff, y'know? This arguably sounds boring, but rest assured that Sector V gives it out of the same kind of love as a child might have for their dad. He's a busy guy and they know it, so they give him whatever they can that can ease his workaholic tendencies. More importantly, remember that as stern and grumpy as Nigel may come off, he's actually rather kind, so each gift is appreciated like the way a dad would receive a crayon-doodled drawing from his children.
Hoagie. Okay, for one who's hands-down the nicest guy in Sector V, Hoagie is actually hard to find presents for. Why? Because the dude is a hobbyist. Every hobby he tries becomes an intellectual pursuit, and with that comes an insatiable hunger to study every facet of it. As a result, it's next to impossible to 'outsmart' him when it comes to gifts. Just think about it. How can you gift him something technology-related if you don't know technology as well as he does? How can you gift him something food-related if you don't appreciate food as much as he does? How can you gift him a game when he's likely to already have delved into the top-notch versions out there? But worry not because remember this: Hoagie is one of the nicest, friendliest guys you'll ever meet, and that shows in the way he receives gifts. It doesn't matter what you give him because he values quality time over material things, and he’ll receive every gift as an opportunity to spend time with you. You give him a lego set that he already built? "Wow!", he'll say, because now he gets to rebuild it with you. You give him a table-top game that isn't as complex as the ones he plays? Awesome, because now he at least has a game that he can play with you at your level. You give him some kind of food that he's already tried? Great! You best believe his next move is to share it with you. Needless to say, Sector V often gifts Hoagie things that align with his many interests and hobbies, which in turn become opportunities to spend time with him.
Kuki. Kuki might give off the impression that she's high maintenance because of her love for pretty things, but believe it or not, she's actually the easiest to gift because she's so happy and appreciative. I mean, you could give this girl a single candy cane and she'll think it's the SWEETEST thing you've ever done! (Don't forget that once upon a time on Episode NAUGHTY, she received leftover french fries as a Christmas present from a certain someone, and somehow she STILL loved it!) That said, every Christmas Kuki tends to be showered with items that are every bit as pretty and fluffy as her personality, so expect unicorn onesies, cotton-candy-colored slippers, giggle-inducing images of kitties and puppies, and of course, Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys!
Wally. Okay, so… If Kuki is easy to please, then Wally is next to effortless. But unlike Kuki, who's easy to please because she appreciates everything, Wally is easy to please because he's…well…indifferent. I don't mean that he's indifferent in a way that he’s unappreciative; it's more so that he's indifferent because, like with everything else, he tends to be simple-minded. In this case, you could slap a velvety ribbon on a rock and give it to him as a Christmas present, and he'll be like, "Cool. Thanks." And guess what? That rock will find its way to his room and somehow find a purpose (a paperweight for perpetually unfinished homework, maybe?), and if someone asks about it, he'll actually remember that you gave it to him for Christmas. It's weirdly sweet. Anyway, point is, Wally is a very simple guy who's easy to please, so in the same way that Nigel gets the same types of gifts one would give their Dad, Wally gets the types of gifts one would give their athletic brother. Sweatpants, basketball shorts, crew socks, resistance bands, weights, protein powder, sticks, stones… That sort of thing. And he, in his own way, will appreciate every single one of them.
Abby. When it comes to receiving gifts, Abby is akin to Hoagie in a way that she can be a challenge to find presents for. Why? Because she already has such fine taste! Whereas Hoagie is hard to gift because his intelligence is unmatched, Abby can be hard to gift because her style and taste are unmatched. How can you give someone music if they already have the best taste in music? How can you give someone art if they already have such a good eye for art? How can you give them a box of fancy chocolates if they already regularly enjoy artisanal ones? How can you give them clothing when they're literally known for having the best style in school? But by far what's most difficult about giving Abby gifts isn't her taste, but her personality. See, in the same way that Nigel is paternal and is content to watch everyone else enjoy themselves, Abby is equally maternal and would in fact prefer to be THE giver. If she had it her way, she would probably prefer not to get gifts at all. She's just happy to watch everyone enjoy the gifts that SHE gave them. But of course, Sector V won't have it, so they resort to giving her variations of stuff they know she already enjoys, mainly items from brands that she already loves. But also, fun fact: the only person who can surprise her when it comes to gifts is Hoagie, and that's because he goes ALL OUT for her (more on that below).
GIVING
Nigel. Believe it or not, Nigel is actually quite the thoughtful gift-giver, which is surprising given that he often gives the impression that he's not paying attention unless it's work-related. If anything, the running joke about Nigel's gift-giving style is that he's weirdly mysterious about how he procured them, which is made all the more curious by the fact that they're usually some rare item from Europe. Hoagie, for instance, will likely receive some fancy (and possibly top secret) German gadget that can help him with a Robotics project he's been working on. Kuki will be surprised to receive a limited edition Rainbow Monkey from London, one that’s so rare that the only other existing version of it belongs to - oh, I don’t know - THE ROYAL FAMILY? Wally will get an excellent pair of soccer cleats - the very same ones worn by the very members of Portugal’s national football team. Abby will get a limited edition, high-end scarf directly from some of the most famous fashion designers in Italy. If you ask Sector V, the best Christmas present would be for Nigel to stop smirking and just divulge his mysterious connections in Europe, but even Santa Clause himself can't make that happen.
Hoagie. When it comes to gift-giving, Hoagie is all about the tech! More than that, he’s arguably the BEST gift-giver in Sector V. Why? Because his emotional and intellectual intelligence extends to his gift-giving skills. He'll do the necessary research, he'll pay attention to the details, he'll draw back to anything and everything he knows about you - all for the sake of getting you something that you didn't even know you wanted or needed. As far as shopping is concerned, this boy is the embodiment of the Details & Specifications section of every listing, and practically all of his presents are followed by a tangent as to why he chose this gift for you. The result? Nigel might get some kind of gadget - perhaps a smartwatch that comes pre-synced with all of his other electronics, or a nifty swiss army knife that might come in handy at any given situation. This of course is followed by Hoagie explaining which components of the smartwatch will help Nigel get more organized, or which extension of the swiss army knife is good for any scenario. When it comes to Kuki, Hoagie is aware that she’s more about the cutesy aesthetics and less about the tech, but that doesn’t mean he’ll forgo either qualities when shopping for her. The result: have you ever seen those super cozy looking desk setups? The kind with the cutesy yet techy gadgets? Think of those when Hoagie is scouring the internet for Kuki’s presents. High-quality headphones with cat ears, cozy lighting preset with a wide range of voice-activated ambience, cute hydroponic desktop planters, all sorts of little desktop gadgets that look like they popped right out of a chibi anime show. These are the kinds of things he’d give her because as far as Hoagie is concerned, if Kuki wants cozy, she’ll get cozy, but she’ll get it with a side of tech magic. As for Wally, Hoagie will of course give him some top-notch sports equipment, which is of course followed by Hoagie’s tangent about the science behind each item. What makes this basketball bounce better? What makes this baseball bat hit harder? What makes this soccer ball more durable? Hoagie will go as far as to break down the chemical and mechanical makeup of each item, which he’ll then have to translate into Wally's language. Hoagie: Check it out. It’s a pressurized carbon fiber bat that’s infused with a special resin, fiberglass, and synthetic weave for optimal functionality! Wally: What the [bleep] are you talking about? Hoagie: (sighs) It’s a really strong baseball bat. Wally: Oh. Sweet. Thanks. As for Abby... Well, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Hoagie treats her like a QUEEN, and gift-giving occasions are certainly no exception. He will go ALL OUT for her, and he’ll do it Hoagie-style, aka, with a touch of science: reservations at a niche restaurant where the chef is half avant-garde artist and half mad scientist, high quality clothing and blankets with complex textile properties and thread-counts, innovative beauty products and spa technology, and many, many more!
Kuki. Cozy, cozy, cozy!!! If there's one word to describe the types of gifts Kuki gives, it is the word COZY. Kuki wishes for everyone to live in a world that's happy, pretty, and fluffy, so the closest thing she has to making that a reality is by gifting her friends the cozy versions of their interests. She'll give Nigel a nifty thermos, which she'll often steal so she can make him cozy drinks like tea or hot chocolate. She'll give Hoagie cozy games - the types that'll get the group gathered for a session of cozy gaming. She'll give Abby an arsenal of self-care materials, whether it's fancy skincare products or fluffy robes and slippers worthy of the most luxurious spas. As for Wally, Kuki knows that he'll cringe at the thought of being coddled, so Kuki gifts him with his version of cozy ('manly cozy', as she likes to call it). She’ll give him athletic socks that keep his feet from hurting when running, comfortable sweatpants and basketball shorts, hoodies that keep him warm, and comfortable sandals for his casual wear. Cozy, cozy, cozy!
Wally. Okay, so… The thing about this boy is that (a) he's a procrastinator and (b) he's cheap AF. He's also not materialistic, so in the same way that he never expects to receive gifts, he doesn't quite know how to give gifts. It’s not because he doesn’t care, okay?! He’s just an innately terrible gift-giver because he’s so simple-minded, and the art of gift-giving is as foreign to him as homework. As a result, Wally tends to give people super low-maintenance things that one is most likely to find near the cash registers at grocery stores. Nigel might receive one of those kits for maintaining sunglasses (you know…the ones with the little screwdrivers in case your sunglasses break, or microfiber towels so you can clean them?) and a select number of random gadgets from the utility aisle, Hoagie might receive like ten bags of his favorite chips and a case of soda (the kinds of snacks they like to consume while gaming), and Abby might receive a hairbrush, a new set of hair ties, and a bottle or two of her usual hair products. As for Kuki, Wally will give her batches and batches of her favorite sweets, her favorite brand of green tea, a slew of her favorite makeup and beauty products (he has no idea what any of them do, but he’s taken note of them on her vanity), and of course, he’ll brave the world of Rainbow Monkeys to shower her with Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys! What’s endearing about Wally’s gift-giving style is that while most people might judge it as silly and simplistic, his friends love it because of its randomness and convenience. He may not give you something innovative, expensive, nor delightful for Christmas, but this boy will certainly save you many, MANY trips to the grocery store. Getting gifts from Wally is basically like going on a trip to Costco and stocking up on your favorite items for the whole year! Pretty convenient, right? But one more thing to note about Wally, particularly when it comes to gift-giving towards Kuki: the fact that he doesn’t give particularly clever gifts during birthdays and holidays doesn’t mean he never gives Kuki deep and meaningful gifts. In fact, one of the things that Kuki loves about him is his spontaneity. On the most random, unexpected days - usually the most mundane days where nothing special is happening - he’ll be randomly struck with inspiration and end up gifting her something very special and intimate, or showering her with a random, sweeping gesture. In other words, he just has poor timing. He’s a terrible gift-giver during birthdays and holidays, but he’s a wonderful and loving gift-giver on the most random and unexpected times.
Abby. Whereas Hoagie will give you the gadget you didn't know you needed, Abby will give you the luxury item you didn't know you wanted. She usually gifts her friends with some kind of clothing item, which are well-received because she has a really great taste for things that are both stylish and effective, but most importantly, very fitting for the recipient. In a way, her gifts are like upgrades to their current clothes. Nigel will get a much finer turtle neck than the one he already has, Kuki will get a much cozier sweater than the one she already has, and Wally will get a much sturdier hoodie than the one he already has. As for Hoagie… Well, let's just say that she spoils him almost as much as he spoils her, and their bond over fashion really shines in the gifts she gives him. They share a love of hats, and she’ll know exactly what to add to his fine collection. Hoagie also likes to collect aviator glasses, and she’ll know just which pair to buy him next. Abby will even surprise him with something unexpected - maybe a bottle of cologne that ignites a newfound interest in the art and science of perfume-making!
So, there you go. A typical Christmas for Sector V!
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Help me I’ve been so compromised that I’m making shitty quote aesthetics again
𝕀 𝕓𝕖𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕟, 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕚. 𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕨𝕒𝕤?
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#who told me to watch this 😠#when his ‘flaw’ is evil-violent-mobster#but that face is flawless and he has a pretty neck tattoo#and that voice#*bites fist*#anyway#💗💜💙#mads#nigel banyai
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Throwing carsona Oc of me out there. 💙
I ship myself with Nigel Gearsley lol.
C250 X DBR9 🤍
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Ask Abby and Nigel!
Hey everyone!
I’ve decided to open up a Q&A for my Nigel and Abby ship! Feel free to ask them questions—either individually or as a pair. Just make sure to specify who you're asking so I can make sure they each respond! A couple of things to keep in mind:
Be sure to consider their ages when asking questions! Their dynamic changes over time, and I’d like to keep things appropriate to where they’re at in their lives.
Ask away! Whether your questions are fun, serious, or a bit chaotic, they’re ready for it all!
Drop your questions below, and let’s make this a blast! 🧡💙
#codename knd#knd#ask character game#ask characters#in character#abby x nigel#nigel uno#numbuh 5#numbuh 1#abigail lincoln#1x5
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When Billy first, finally, sets eyes on Steve fucking Harrington, the sole thought in his head is five.
The next thought is irrational anger and a vivid technicolor walkthrough of beating him up, but that's neither here nor there.
Its a disappointment and a number that doesn't fade as he watches Steve parade around, lord of the shit heap, king of a copper crown. Worthless scrap metal Billy doesn't even bother to keep when he sacks the throne.
He's golden through and through.
Tommy is three. Nancy Wheeler an even less respectable two. She doesn't have the rack to support that attitude, frankly.
Billy thinks best in numbers, see.
Twenty-four days to heal a broken rib. Three-hundred and eleven days until he's free. Two-thousand, two-hundred and seventy-seven miles between Hick Hell and home.
He's surrounded by ones and twos and the biggest number Hawkins has is tucked away in Steve Harrington's pants.
(Its the only bragging right Harrington's got.)
Billy considers anything less than double digits nothing worth the effort. Ten is the base line. The benchmark. You get in the door at ten. You get between his legs somewhere between twelve and his second joint.
Steve Single-Digit fucking Harrington somehow bypasses the door entirely. Crawls through the window like the backwater bastard he is and blindsides Billy somewhere between shitty yard parties and running for their fucking lives.
Is that, like, a movie reference or something? Harrington asks him the first time Billy calls him Five, stupid nose scrunched in a way that makes Billy want to punch it then lick the blood off his lips.
He cottons on at the Halloween party in the woods. When Tommy looks at Nigel's visiting sister and then looks and Billy and says seven? and Billy looks like he might vomit and says two.
And Steve's mouth forms a perfect little O shape. A fat zero, like his IQ.
She's an easy ten, he argues. Like he can even count that fucking high.
She's easy, Billy agrees. The only ten in this town is on the fucking Chief's pant tags, right before XL.
I'm a ten.
In mental age, sure, Harrington.
Billy ambles off to fetch his other jacket. The people here don't hit the double digits and neither does the fucking temperature, apparently.
The jacket makes for surprisingly good padding when Steve catches up to him. When Steve pushes him to his knees in the dirt, one hand in his hair, one hand on his belt.
You want ten, Billy? Open up. I can give you eleven.
ELEVEN BITCH!!!!
This is so 🔥🔥🔥 fic anon you never disappoint 💙
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