#Nopework

[astridsdreamspace]

Ever seen a $5 job offer asking for a branding guru, life coach & ninja coder? Yeah, us too. Let the roast begin. 💀 #NopeWork #FreelanceRoast #UpworkFails #GigLife

[lelook13-blog]

Quand je réponds exceptionnellement au standard du magazine et que je le regrette immédiatement

- When I answer the office’s phone and regret it.

[untarnished-sterlingag]

i have my sources done and a title written

...

that’s it

[zpprogress]

Nope

Work held me way too long. Nothing doin’ today, boys.

[theflyingfoxy]

Accurate representation of homework

[astridsdreamspace]

Everyone wants "ranked" content—but at what cost? This Nopework breakdown exposes the absurdity of AI editing jobs demanding proof of SEO sorcery while refusing to pay for actual skill. Read it, laugh, then rage responsibly. #freelancewriting #seo #contentcreation #nopework

[astridsdreamspace]

🚨NOPEWORK ALERT: $5/hour for an expert SEO strategist? In this economy? We've got jokes, folks. Come see what made us audibly snort-laugh. #FreelanceLife #Nopework #SEOFail #PayWritersFairly #DreamspaceDispatch #WorkHumor #MinimumWageMaximumFury

[astridsdreamspace]

Today’s Nopework is a real splinter in the side: $25 for "expert" human-written blog posts on fencing—but NO AI allowed. Let’s talk about valuing real writers. #Nopework #FreelanceWritingTruth #PayWritersFairly

[astridsdreamspace]

Nopework Files 004: I need articles on budget

Translation: I want free labor with extra steps.📝 The Ask:30 articles400–500 words eachTotal budget: $29No time constraints. Just needs “some sort of content” for SEO.📉 The Math:$29 ÷ 30 articles = $0.97 per articleWhich is… what now? One gas station donut?Per word: about $0.0024/word — that’s less than a penny. Literally less than lint.🔥 Why It’s Nopework:“Some sort of content” = They don’t care…

[astridsdreamspace]

Another client who thinks you can get expert SEO work for the price of a latte. NopeWork Files 003 is live: where we break down a $10 request for full-on optimization like it’s 2003. Read it now & cringe with us. #NopeWorkFiles #FreelanceLife #SEOhumor #MinimumWageMaximumFury

[astridsdreamspace]

The Nopework Files, Case 001: A client wants a full SEO blog post in one hour. No details. No mercy. Just vibes and delusion. Join us as we roast the most ridiculous freelance job listings on the internet. Because writers deserve better — and we brought snacks. #snarcasmsaturday #upworkwtf

[astridsdreamspace]

New entry in the Nopework Files: the client wants SEO-optimized blog posts, legal compliance, and guest posting duties… for $220/month. Total. Writers: know your worth. We roast it so you don't have to. #snarkattack #writinglife #minimumwagemaximumfury #freelancelife

[untarnished-sterlingag]

ALERT:

I actually have the opening paragraph done!

wooooooooo

(just 900 more words to go HA)

[untarnished-sterlingag]

crap

i’ve done like nothing since i got to the library this afternoon

i read 40 pages for one class in two hours

curse the internet and my lack of discipline/conviction

[untarnished-sterlingag]

fuuuuuuck

i keep trying to write this one-page on what we think about human development but i’m just like “naaahhhh it’s lame” but i gotta do it before i read what we need for class on monday but also i’m all .-. take me away great holy ones

[untarnished-sterlingag]

that soft, subtle feel of pushing your hair to the opposite side