#Not 100% happy with this but here have it

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Lando Norris Fic Recs Pt. 5

08/04/2025

⭒ Lando Norris

Wingman Roscoe by @theundercoversquid

Wolff!Reader

Baby Girl by @boysthatgovroomvroom

she’s kinda hot tho by @l4nd0n0rr1s

in which lando norris has a crush on red bull's rookie

racer girl by @eternally-racing

Lando's more than apprehensive when his daughter wants to try karting for the first time, but luckily you're there to hold his hand through it all.

Challenge Accepted by @rhaenella

it’s been five years since the last chinese gp, so when you and lando are set up to race each other on the shanghai circuit on mclaren’s state of the art simulator, anything is possible…

Espresso by @taasgirl

y/n is a famous singer who also happens to be a massive f1 fan. when she mentions a liking for a certain driver, it's only fate that he tries everything in his power to get her attention.

Comfort Person by @nayziiz

They do be comfy tho!  By @cheriladycl01

You try hide your pregnancy through Lando's large array of hoodies.

Funny Gaming moments with Lando and Max  by cheriladycl01

Just funny moments where Reader is a member of Quadrant and is a big UK streamer that does everything on Twitch and YouTube.

Sims Streams by @sophsbookstore

maiden win by @cutielando

in which all his hard work finally pays off

when in vegas by cutielando

in which you shouldn’t be left alone when in Vegas

Smau

poor oscar by cutielando

in which you traumatize Oscar

lucky number 100 by cutielando

in which he makes his 100th race extra special

driving around  by cutielando

in which you’re too stubborn for your own good

Sleepy by cutielando

in which you always fall asleep everywhere

Stream by cutielando

in which his fans want you to stream with him

hole in one by @sof1shticated

lando norris and his girlfriend share a love, she's just a professional at it and he's... just okay.

smau

new years traditions and drunk kisses  by @/sof1shticated

HOT WINGS  by @propertyofwicked

lando and his girlfriend take on the quadrant hot wings challenge

YOUR NECKLACE by propertyofwicked

smau

WORK EXPENSE by propertyofwicked

no one can quite work out if they’re together - neither can lando. yn? she’s just there for the vibes.

Smau

SECRETS part 2  by propertyofwicked

Fewtrell!reader

ROOKIE by propertyofwicked

INTERMEDIATE by propertyofwicked

the five times max tried to set his best friends up, and the one time it actually worked

slow down, be here by @katsu28

after a long, frustrating day of training, a night in with you is just what lando needs to leave it all in his rearview mirror

Can’t Sleep by @vinvantae

baby finn series, preparations by @eccentricwritingbaby

lando and y/n begin their quest to prepare for their baby on the way, while their first baby is just happy to be included.

baby finn series, the necessary reactions by @/eccentricwritingbaby

y/n is pregnant again, time to tell the world - well, their whole world.

new home by @formula1au

you and lando bought a new house, and you’re trying to decorate it, but it goes completely wrong

Overwhelmed With Love by @fastandcarlos

having family at the race is always fun, but bringing your baby girl to the paddock too excites lando like never before

(what’s the story) morning glory by @lovelytsunoda

noel gallagher’s daughter has a reputation for two things: being the funniest woman on the internet, and really having a thing for american guys. to the delight of all, she shows up at one of her dads concerts with a boy from bristol on her arm.

lando norris being down bad for his girlfriend: a compilation by @harrysfolklore

lando norris can’t help but talk about his girlfriend whenever he cans, fans make compilation videos about it

LESSGO LEGO by @miusvault

every scan, every kick by @its-avalon-08

Sleep by @giannaln4

You always had a hard time falling asleep, but it seems like all you need is Lando to give you a little help.

they don’t know about us  by @rosyblooom

 lando norris x private fem computer science major!reader

Smau

blooming season by @/rosyblooom

four years after she fled monaco, y/n is back on the anniversary of her father's death. however, an unexpected encounter with an f1 driver disrupts her plans.

You’re drunk  by @forensicheart

Lando gets a call to pick up his not so sober girlfriend

told her you were just a friend - by @alittlebitofsainz

being away from home for this long should’ve felt more difficult, but somehow, with lando by your side, anywhere feels like home. still, you can’t tell your mum just yet.

breakfast for three by @pierregazly

Drinks and Jackets by @of-many-fandomss

lando comes home drunk and doesn’t recognize you, and you can’t help but swoon at the devotion your boyfriend has for you

Shh, baby by @op814kitty

The team gets nervous when you disappear after the summer break in 2023, but when you turn up in Vegas after lando's crash, they realise why

tell me you love me by @ynsbarbbb

on days like these, where everything just seems to go wrong, the uttered words from your boyfriend is the only cure

fem!driver!reader

Wagnifesting by @yeahxsurexokay13

y/n is lando's best friend but everyone keeps manifesting for her to be something more.

Happier by @keerysfreckles

kiss me by @arieslost

Haven by @loveluvrs

reader being clingy with lando in the mornings

Angel by @dilemmaontwolegs

Kingsday gets a little wild, in honour of Lando’s nose.

Childhood by @lillysbigwilly

in which… they have loved each other since they were little - very very short smau

young, dumb & bwoke by @delulujuls

there is nothing that lando loves more than a good party and his beloved dutch friends so imagine him with drink in his cup surrounded by whole orange nation. it could be nuts and it was

Seeing Someone by @forzalando

Lando is finally ready to tell you how he feels when he overhears you say that you’ve started seeing someone - but overheard conversations aren’t always what they seem.

Squish by @uglyducklingofthe2000s

Lando calls his girlfriend Squish because she always wants hugs and he is always happy to give her them.

𝐈𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 by @imnameimswrld

lando's protective streak outweighs his ability for patience by a ton, and so when paparazzi get far too close and end up pushing his girl in the midst of trying to snap a few close-ups of the mclaren boy, he snaps

smau

i miss you, i’m sorry by @inthedoghousern

you and lando break up and a few months later he wants to talk. inspired by “i miss you, i’m sorry” by gracie abrams.

Stream interruption’s by @bucket-hat-lando

baby steps  by @eternally-racing

Lando needs a little bit of encouragement to head off to his first race after the birth of your daughter, so what better thing to do than surprise him on race day?

LANDO AS YOUR BOYFRIEND by @mirohlayo

birthday girl by @maplesyrupsainz

in which the tl is full of posts for your special day and the love is overwhelming

smau

If she’s around. By @boiohboii

When lando decides to make a video along with two of his friends for their YouTube channel his girl of course had to make an appearance

leclerc!reader

Extra Special (Lando’s Poppy AU) by @chrisevansonly

lando’s just won another grand prix and his baby girl couldn’t be more excited

First Moves by @final-script

The first movements of the Little Norris

sky full of stars by @arieslost

dj!lando always plays your song when you’re at the club.

Maybe Leave The Cooking To Me by @itsprashimusic

You love to cook, and Lando loves to help, but this time it goes sideways.

My Girl by @anangelwhodidntfall

You have a rough day at work and Lando is here to remind you that your his girl

are you okay?: by @dreamydrifts

Dutch Courage by @vroomvro0mferrari

When Max Verstappen invites Lando to celebrate King’s Day with him, he can hardly refuse. Especially when it’s a great opportunity to spend time with the Dutch man’s sister.

Verstappen!Reader

Our wedding by @goldsbitch

Y/N and Lando probably went a little too overboard when planning their wedding. She finally looses it when his friend suggests a product placement bucket hat.

a digital love letter by @sharlsworld

a glimpse of all the post’s from when they were “just friends”, to there engagement announcement, to the announcement of there first child.

my favourite interviewer. By @ham1lton

the one where you interview your sister and your boyfriend. also part of the nepo!sister universe.

Bragger by @yeahxsurexokay13

fans constantly tease yn for always bringing lando up and being a bit of a simp for her boyfriend - which only gets worse after his first f1 win - so she writes a song about how if they were her they'd do the same.

Forbidden Fruits: Part Two by @ameliablakesblog

Fewtrell!FemReader

annoying (affectionately) by @zjpg

in which lando is your boyfriend

Visiting his family by @charlesslut16

you and lando visit his family on christmas but in the end you discover something unexpected…

Meme by @maplesyrupsainz

in which you love causing mischief and mayhem and both of your fans eat it up

smau

baby we’re on camera by @wintfleur

lando loves teasing his girl on stream

A happy family of four by @theemporium

a f1 gossip page gets insider knowledge of what might be the paddock’s best kept secret. in fact, it is so well kept that even the paddock don’t know who it is about (aka a wee crack fic i couldn’t get out of my head ft the papaya bunch).

Car Shopping  by @jaeeyaaasworld

Y/n decided to finally buy her dream car since she was a child, Lando is accompanying her but the car guy is misunderstanding.

coffee shop by @emotionaldamages

lando decides to take time away from f1 talks and goes to a coffee shop where he meets someone

Slip by @eternally-racing

on a tough race weekend in qatar, you want to be there for Lando

new year’s day  by @chillielo

you spent new year’s eve in tears but a certain pretty boy is about to make new year’s day different for you.

you’re such a dream to me by @prettylittlels

formula one fan singer y/n y/ln is invited to a grand prix where she’ll meet her idol.

[rageprufrock]

Fully caught up on Revenged Love and every molecule in my body is vibrating into the eighth dimension. Here, have some more ambient thoughts on this show that is ruining my life while I blast Vietnamese pop in my house at an irresponsible decibel.

The ship name for Jiang Xiaoshuai and Guo Chengyu on the Chinese internet is "guojiang," a smush of their family names that sounds a lot like the Chinese word for "jam," which is both very cute, and also why if you watch any platforms with Chinese bullet comments, you'll see a lot of "果酱99" for "Jam 4EVA" basically.

Related, no one has made this a thing, but the smash of "ChiWei" sounds like "ciwei," or "刺猬" or hedgehog, and I'm mad nobody's started doing this because it's so stinking cute.

The plotline with Wu Suowei's mom hiding her illness from her son feels over the top until I tell you the summer I was 18 and balls deep in a summer situationship in Shanghai with a boy who was far, far too pure of heart for my shenanigans, I ended up getting conscripted to photoshop a fake medication label onto a family friend's prescription so that his nearest and dearest could conceal to him the fact that he was ACTIVELY IN PALLIATIVE CARE as he DYING OF LIVER CANCER. I did this using a bootleg copy of Adobe that my dad's best friend's son bought off of some guy on a corner. This man is now the father of a HUMAN CHILD. The situationship was also there for some reason.

Frustrating language nuances from eps 17/18: The subtitles for these two episodes really fell short of conveying the intensity of both the scene with Chi Cheng and Wu Suowei breaking up and when Chi Cheng stopped by Wang Shuo's house to step on his neck and abandon his snake child. It's not that any of it is wrong, but the dialog and delivery really has you by the fucking throat in both of those scenes, and the translation absolutely failed to capture the momentum and fury with Wu Suowei or the melancholy acknowledgement of all that had been lost with Wang Shuo.

English parallel doesn't exist language nuance from eps 17/18: When Jiang Xiaoshuai and Guo Chengyu are flirting and being so extremely normal and happy while their respective besties and worsties are having arguably the worst time of their lives, Jiang Xiaoshuai says that Guo Chengyu should use his "心眼," or "xinyan," to investigate the truth of what happened with Wang Shuo all those years ago. The translation, again, isn't wrong, but it doesn't fully capture the meaning of the phrase. In fact, I can't find a satisfying English language version of this at all. The technical definition according to Pleco is "heart, intention, conscience, consideration, cleverness, tolerance," which I guess is all true, but it's also frequently translated as pettiness, as scheming. It might be easier to think about its opposite, where someone without 心眼, or literally "heart eye," is someone who is pure and simple and straightforward. Someone with a lot of eyes in their heart is scheming and can be petty, who can be manipulative--and it's not necessarily meant as a condemnation of character, but just someone who isn't simplistic, usually someone who is clever. One of the big jokes that went around in Mysterious Lotus Casebook fandom on the Chinese internet is that between the trio of Li Lianhua, Di Feisheng and Fang Xiaobao, they had 100 heart eyes, with Li Lianhua having 800 heart eyes, Di Feisheng having 200 eyes in his heart and Fang Xiaobao having -900 eyes in his heart.

Neutral language nuance from eps 17/18: The scene where Chi Cheng talks to Wang Shuo about he has only a measure of respect toward him, it's a technically correct translation -- but the usage also implies a kind of forbearance. I respect you, I forbear the things you do because of the person you were to me, the people we were to each other. It's a gritted-teeth acceptance that someone's left a mark on you, however much you don't want to carry that weight any longer, that you have a responsibility to them and the role they either currently or formerly occupied in your life. It's the kind of thing empresses scream about in Chinese harem dramas, that the emperor holds no love for her, that he only cares for her with respectful forbearance, for the role she plays in the hierarchy of the palace.

Fun language nuance from eps 17/18: When Wu Suowei shows up at the clinic and Jiang Xiaoshuai hasn't clocked how serious the situation is, he jokes about how Wu Suowei have been thrown out given how much Chi Cheng "宠"s him. That specific word, "chong" translates into "favor" or "spoil," but is contextually used specifically in reference to how the emperor favors a concubine--which leads also into how in the next few exchanges, Jiang Xiaoshuai references how Wu Suowei occupies the "正" position, or the "central," "formal" position. Historical polygamy in China was structured around only one woman holding the actual role of wife, or the 正妻 (or "central palace" or 中宫 if you're nasty and in the actual formalized palace etc etc), with all other concubines in the household as technical servants under the control of the wife.

[toastling]

I've been in the freight crew for my store for 4 years now and I'm now the longest tenured person in that crew. I've been there longer than our current manager - I've seen at least 5 come and go in these 4 years and well over 50 crew members.

For most managers, this is a stepping stone position. Somewhere you cut your teeth for 6 months to a year before being promoted to a "real" management position that "matters". The hours are tough, because as the manager you're working through the night and sleeping through the day, so on some level I get that.

But we are essential. We are the circulatory system of the store, the blood supply, the beating heart. We unload the trucks, we move the freight, take it to where it needs to go and pack it out so customers and coworkers alike always have product and know exactly where it is at all times. We pack down the overhead, we straighten up the shelves, we track theft.

The only people who have been here longer than me work the overnight midnight to 6am shift. This means I am That Guy in my department, the lifer. I have no interest in being promoted. I'd like more pay, sure, absolutely. But I'm happy where I am. I like my repetitive tasks and think they're fun, actually. My favorite tasks are the ones everyone else hates the most, the solitary, slow, methodical ones. The big overhead pack downs and organizational tasks.

But because I've been here so long, I know where things go and how things work, inside and out. I'm the guy all the new team members come to with questions. Before our manager, before anyone else in the crew, they come to me, because I know how things work and how to keep things running Smooth. I'm always working at a brisk pace, no matter the conditions, no matter *my* condition. Hell, when my current manager took over the department, he came to me to learn the basics and our usual process, what the crew was like at the time, the little details the training videos won't cover.

The way I work is frustrating to some. They come here and expect an easy job, just put the boxes wherever. If it fits then who cares how you fit it. Stack until it falls. But there's a reason I work how I do. It's not just putting Box A in Cart A. As cleanly as everything is labeled, you never know what's coming down the belt next. You know how much freight total is in a truck, but you don't know how hard any aisle or department is going to be hit.

That makes this a job of anticipation more than anything else. Stacking carts during the unload is like a game of Tetris and building with Legos all at once. You need to keep track of the size of the box, the integrity of it and whether or not you can stack on top of it or must put it at the top of each stack, you need account for the potential of a dozen more on top of dozens of other products that also need to go on that cart. You need to keep track of the overall weight of the cart so it's not dangerous or a struggle to lug around.

And that's just the carts - the pallets are a whole other matter. In the carts you at least have sides, pallets are open wooden squares where the stability of your stacks is 100% on you and how you stack it. You have to keep in mind everything from above but also account for the fact that every turn, every stop and start, will cause the stack to shift from top down and topple over, potentially harming the one moving it, a coworker, or worse, a customer, if you're moving it out during store hours.

And these are just basic considerations for the unload - that is at best half your shift. You also have to keep pace, and a ton of post-closing tasks when putting freight away. You have to know what to do to manage SKU changes and stocking errors. You need at least 3 different machine licenses to do everything that might need doing unless you're okay hoping someone with the right license is scheduled that night. There is so much to do, all physically taxing and all very methodical and repetitive.

Our store is across from a college campus, so most of the people we get back here are college kids who are here for a brief time and then gone with graduation. The rest are middle-aged and no longer able to keep the lights on without a side job. It's not a place anyone sticks around in for long. Nobody takes it seriously because nobody thinks they have to, because taking it seriously means it's actually hard work until you learn the ins-and-outs. They think it's just picking things up and putting them down.

But we're the ones who set the tone for every other department. If we fuck up, it's a domino effect for an entire department, or worse, the entire store as a whole.

Unless you're actively in the way, I don't much mind how seriously you take things - and there have been a few instances of people who have been. But I'm always there, picking up after minor mistakes without drawing attention, straightening up in the down moments, keeping tabs on my coworkers and their needs, their health.

Without needing to go out of my way and be more social than I am, I ended up the glue and everybody's go-to guy and the 'older brother' of the team of sorts just by knowing my shit. Because I'm not looking for a challenge. I'm not looking for a promotion. I don't need any greener pastures. I like boring repetitive tasks and I like where I am.

I get a lot of leeway and trust most other people don't. I'm allowed to be almost entirely autonomous, though I always check in with the lead just so he knows what is or isn't getting done. Without people like me, like that applicant, like the Lifetime Dishwasher, large operations like these wouldn't be possible.

My job cannot be replaced by AI. It will always be needed until human level intelligent robots are a thing. I don't ask for much. Just a little peace and quiet, some good pay to match my contributions, and a little respect. I don't even need recognition. I'm not in a "seen" department and I don't want to be. But I'd like to be respected for what I do, and for others to respect the job we have. We're more important than anybody wants to give us credit for - even ourselves, sometimes.

[universesweetheart]

Can you write bsd men tangoing with their wives?

Let's Tango (BSD Vers.)

I hope this satisfies what you've requested

Also warning? I have no experience with tango, nor have I ever done it and my knowledge on the dance is limited so sorry if this isn't 100% accurate

In which the bsd men tango with their lover

All my works are here: enjoy

Bye now - Mars ♡

It wasn’t often the agency got to go out and have fun, certainly not often they attended a fancy party as an organization. But today, tonight, was a rare and special occasion. Every member was allowed to bring a plus one and after dinner, and a few drinks later everyone was slowly letting loose, whether by the alcohol or by their partner pulling them to the dancefloor. 

Dazai Osamu

Actually he pulls his partner to the dancefloor

The alcohol had no influence on him and his high tolerance, so he was fairly sober yet he acted like the most drunk person in typical dazai style

He’s all smiles and sweet flirtatious words in your ears, letting his hands roam your body shamelessly.

However once the tango dance starts, he’s quite the expert.

Dazai gives me the vibes of knowing how to do things you wouldn’t expect him to know, like tangoing, or speaking fluent dead languages etc,

Even if his partner has no idea how to tango, he’d happily guide them, instructing softly and praising even softer. 

He’s soooo sensual with it, my gods

He matches your pace, whether that’s slow and a bit uncoordinated because you’re new to the dance or smooth and swift if you’re an expert. 

He uses every swirl and spin to let his hand roam your body.

If you’re wearing a dress with a deep slit or a dress that exposes your back or cleavage, he’s shamelessly and smoothly gliding his palm along your skin

He spins you and dips you and like the pervert he is, places a sweet kiss between your breasts (either over your dress or your skin if it’s exposed)

If you step on his shoes, he will joke about giving you a punishment when you both get back home (wink wink)

It’s such an intimate experience, his confidence about the whole ordeal makes it easy to follow his lead

He holds eye contact, it’s intense and nerve wracking but so sensual and beautiful

He’s the type to want to go again and again

Nothing with Osamu is boring, he will make you laugh and giggle and feel comfortable in your ability or lack thereof to tango

He also makes you spin him around and he makes you dip him too, laughing with you at the silliness. 

100000/10 (I'm biased, he's my fav hehe)

Atsushi Nakajima

He does not know how to tango

I doubt the orphanage gives tango lessons

His partner definitely has to lead him

I can see him being giddy and happy just to be there

The type to get distracted by staring into his lover’s eyes instead of listening to what they’re saying.

His movements are clumsy, but he got the spirit and that’s all that matters

Even if he steps on your shoes a million times, it’s okay because you two have so much fun with messing up and trial and error

His touch is genuine and he looks like a lovesick weretiger

Gets flustered with the intimacy of the dance

Can see him falling in love with the dance and wanting to do it again, maybe wanting to try it again when you two get home

He holds you almost hesitantly at first but as the time progresses, he gets more comfortable, daring to dip you and spin you with a big smile on his face

8/10 he got the spirit and is cute so he gets points

Kunikida Doppo

His partner has to be the one to drag him to the dancefloor

Is flustered but surprisingly good at it, no expert but decent, though I can see his partner having more experience than him and taking the lead

He is a bit stiff but he got the spirit

The type to be too focused on getting the moves right and gets caught up with that instead of enjoying the moment

I can see him or his partner stepping on each other’s foot

He spins and dips you gracefully, large palm splayed out on your back

The type to fix your dress or hair after he spins or dips you, making sure you’re properly covered

His grip on your body is firm, not tight and the look in his eyes is one of sheer focus and determination

He secretly wants praise after for his performance but won’t ask for it

He tries to frame the questions in a way that makes you think you’re giving him constructive criticism but really he wants to be praised. 

8/10 room for improvement

Ranpo Edogawa

He has no interest in dancing so you HAVE to bribe him with 1) candy, 2) praise or 3) both 

I don’t think he’s the type to get drunk but he is the type to have so much sugar he gets a sugar rush

What better way to use up that energy than dancing?

You’d think he’d be bad at it or awkward but then he’ll hit you with “I’m the world greatest detective, of course I know how to do an easy tango dance”

He’s full of shit because his moves are uncoordinated but it’s so cute, you can’t help but be amused 

The type to demand to be dipped, one hand on his hat to prevent it from falling off and joy on his face

He gets the hang of it very quickly (as does everyone with pattern recognition)

His hands will be all over you, gliding over your curves and soft skin

The type to kiss you, pushing the candy that was in his mouth into yours for fun and to tease you

I can see him getting bored easily and sweetly persuading you to sneak away to the bathroom

8/10 he makes it fun but can be a brat

Fukazawa Yukichi

He’s so composed, sitting down at the table assigned, hands tucked in his sleeves

His partner has to be the one to initiate the dance but he denied it at first until the entire agency is cheering and pushing for him to go to the dance floor and then he relents 

The one with the most grace and experience 

This man knows what he’s doing

He has a soft look of love and adoration on his face as he tango with his lover

The type to not speak but be focused on the dance

And though he doesn’t say a word, he doesn’t need to because his eyes, his intense stare and closeness says all the unspoken words 

I can see him brushing his nose against his partner’s nose, forehead pressing against theirs, both basking in the moment

The type to spin you and pull you back in towards his body, kissing your shoulder when your back meets his chest.

10/10 he’s so sexy, gods above

❥๑━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━๑❥❥๑━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━๑❥

The port mafia was on an important mission, they needed to get intel and tonight was the perfect opportunity. A party was the perfect cover, they could blend right in. (We’re using this same setting for the hunting dogs as well)

Chuuya Nakahara

I feel like he would have to be dragged to the dancefloor

Loosens up after a few glass of wine

The type to press his cold gloved hands to any exposed body part of yours just to tease you

Wearing a backless dress? Cold gloved fingers are trailing down your spine slowly

I also doubt he knows how to tango but he gets there in the end

Lets his partner guide him and blushes when you praise him

His favourite part is dipping you and spinning you around then drawing you back in to his body

I feel like he would put his fedora on you, subtly trying to claim you in front of everyone 

This man CANNOT keep his eyes off of you. He is soooo lovesick and ahhhh I want to love on him 

His eyes are soft, half lidded, hands firm and strong holding you as you both maneuver the dancefloor 

Can see him getting distracted with the mission at hand but other than that he is such a gentleman, lover-boy, gentle lover.

10/10 the best partner to have

Akutagawa Ryunosuke

Won’t dance

Unless he HAS to for the mission (let’s pretend that’s the case)

He gives me the vibes that he knows how to tango

Only because it’s such an elegant dance and he carries himself with that elegant energy, does that make sense?

He is so graceful but stiff

Back straight, shoulders wide and stiff, and face stoic and cold

However it’s his eyes and pink ears that give him away

Boy is flustered on the inside but won’t show it

His partner is the one who will have to initiate most of the moves because he is too busy scanning the room, mission forefront of his mind

Please touch him softly and bring him back to the present of the moment

He also loves dipping you because he thinks it’s such a coupley-intimate action

He enjoys the experience but I don’t see him as the type to gush and discuss the dance with you after

8/10 I love him too much to rate him any lower

Trigger Warning: M*ri

Mori Ougai

Who’s marrying Mori?

Honestly don’t know what to write for this fuck

I can see him being good at it actually

He is the one who initiates it 

It starts with the both of you sitting at the table, conversation flowing easily, your legs crossed one over the other, his hand on your knee

He’d lean in and press a kiss on your shoulder, asking you to honour him with a dance 

You’d cave and humour him

He would escort you to the dancefloor, leading you effortlessly, matching your movement with smooth ones of his own

Hands in yours, kissing from your shoulders down to your hand as he pulls you in, chest to his as he dips you in a low dip, relishing in the trust you have in him

As he dips you, you reach up and loosen his hair from the little pony it’s tied up in (okay why am I writing him cutesy?)

Letting your fingers glide through his hair

I can see him using his red scarf, like putting it around your waist and pulling you in with that

He knows how to make the experience sexy, great tango partner 

7/10 he makes it good for both of you

Juno Saigiku

He denies you, you have to make some kind of bargain to get him to dance with you

I’m thinking something like you let him indulge in his sadist fantasy for the night or something like that

So pick your poison with that 

He would be great at tango I feel because of his advanced senses? Y’know what I mean

Sways you and dips you low, he revels in how you tighten your hold on him because of the sudden action

He definitely whispers praises softly

Will kiss you if only to feel your heartbeat spike up

He loves observing how your breath hitches, how your temperature drops or rises 

He is the type to be soft with you, gently guiding you and swaying you with such confidence

Whispers filthy things in your ears about what he’s gonna do to you when you both get home 

He is only indulging you because he wants his reward at the end of the night, other than that I can’t see him dancing the tango willingly, sorry

But if you’re delulu (like me) and want to believe he would dance this lovely sensual dance with you out of the sheer love in his heart then go ahead 

8/10 he’s not genuine but we delusional

Tetchō Suehiro

He’s a bit confused a first but he got the willingness 

Would be so sweet with his lover

His partner definitely have to lead

I also see you and him going back and forth about him leaving his sword down at the table, he reluctantly does after you reassure him it’s just a dance and you’ll be safe in his arms

He’s just protective over his partner, okay! 

He will hold you close and the way his hands glide over your body makes it feel like he’s worshipping you

You truly are a goddess in his eyes

He will obviously accidentally step on your shoes, that’s so in character for him

He is sweet, noble, and gentle with it

The type of hold intense eye contact and gets confused when you look away flustered

He lowkey gets bricked up at the end of the dance 

10/10 I love this man

Bram Stoker

He is the best at tango out all the men in this list

I don’t make the rules

This is after he got his legs back obvi

He makes it feel like it’s just the two of you on the dancefloor

His eyes are filled with adoration 

His hands are all over you, soft deep words guiding you and he leads you with his body

The type to close his eyes and press his forehead to yours before he begin

Dips you low and glides his palm up your thigh, pulling your thigh to drape over him when he brings you back up

Spins you and lifts you up mid spin

Like chest to chest, his strong arm around your torso as he effortlessly lifts you up and spins you around

Kisses your neck, letting his fangs graze against the skin

Loves that you trusts him so deeply

10/10 bram has my heart

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

He will indulge his wife 

Though I don’t think he can last an entire round of tango (anemic ass, I love him) 

He definitely finds the dance elegant and therefore he is willing to do it for his partner.

I can only see him doing tango or a waltz somehow 

I do think he is smooth with it, elegant, and sensual

He will not kiss you through it, nor will he talk much

He wants to “do it properly” 

He will keep eye contact, letting his nose graze along your neck and he inhales your scent

I also think he would only do this if the two of you were alone

And I also see him needing breaks to sit down (me too @chronicillnessbabies)

Very sweet about this, teaches you softly

Uses it as an opportunity to get his hands all over you because he has to teach you 

You’re not subtle, Fedya 

9/10 because I relate to the sitting breaks haha

Sigma

I don’t think he would do this

But also I can see him being such a simp for his partner that he’d do anything to see them smile

Even if that means he embarrasses himself trying to tango

He does not know how to tango

It’s okay, we’ll figure it out together

I can see him doing this after hours in the sky casino, like when everyone clears out but the music is still on

Him and his partner alone, music soft and low, hands all over each other

He definitely steps on your shoes or almost trips multiple times but you both end up laughing about it

He will try to dip you and get distracted by the way your dress moves to expose your cleavage at the movement and get flustered and drop you

He feels bad after and kisses you sorry

He holds you tight and his eyes is filled with love

For the first time in forever (three years) he feels as if he belongs 

If you do continue to dance after he drops you, he allows you to dip instead

Gets smiley and giddy when you spin him and press kisses down his neck

100/10 he’s a cutie pootie

Nikolai Gogol

He initiates it

He has no idea how to tango properly but you bet your ass he’s having fun

Playful about it

Will use his ability to grope your body, your ass and boobies

Has definitely done this with sigma for fun before, poor sigma

His partner will have to have stamina to keep up with him

If you’re alone and doing a tango you better believe after he will be lowering you to the floor and devouring you right there 

He loves lifting you up, and spinning you around too quickly to make you dizzy and then holding you tight to ground you

He can make this very overwhelming but if you’re into that then have fun babe

Lets you lead him, dip him and pull him close

In face he loves when you dominate the dance and thug him around and into you, he loves loves loves it

Eats that shit up (you next)

He is energetic and blubbly with it

I can see him using his cane too, hooking your dress with it and pulling you close

10/10 I love this man

[robinavitchswhore]

Overdue

Michael Robinavitch x female reader

Gif cred @drunkdumbfucker

Summary: Almost a week overdue and you have one thing in mind. Do whatever it takes to get this baby out. At least you and your husband have a little fun. Word Count: 2.7K Warnings: SMUT (oral, fingering, PinV, unprotected sex) pregnancy, character is female and has child bearing organs, contractions (is this even a warning)

AN: First time ever writing smut. If this is terrible please I am so sorry. I hope you enjoy it, if I missed anything please let me know.

40 weeks and 6 days. That was how long you’ve been pregnant. You figured that with your age and this being your third pregnancy the baby would have come on time or even early. With your previous pregnancies your babies were early. Hell, Elaine came 4 weeks earlier and almost sent Michael into cardiac arrest, even MJ was 2 weeks early. 

But nope. Apparently your little surprise baby that already caused your family so much ruckus has decided that your womb is the best place to stay. Fortunately it was the kids summer break so they were home and Michael had started paternity leave a week ago with the thought that your baby would’ve been here by now. 

At 38 years old, your pregnancy was considered geriatric, first of all rude, second of all it was indeed 100 times worse than your prior two. The first trimester was rough. Nausea that made you call out of work countless times. So tired you started sleeping on your lunch breaks rather than eating. One scare that made you and Michael think you had lost your baby. 

The second trimester was better. You could finally eat (and put on quite a few pregnancy pounds). You had more energy, and could actually keep up at work again. The real fun started when you could finally feel the baby's movement. It was your favorite part of being pregnant. The feeling of the tiny baby inside of you that you and your husband made brought you so much pride and joy. 

This was also when you had let the kids know that they would be getting another sibling. They were not very happy at first, but had come around. Elaine was hoping for a baby sister that she could play with and dress up, basically she wanted a mini me to play with. MJ was adamant that it was going to be a boy, someone for him to play with and that he could have as a baseball buddy eventually. You and Michael had decided to keep the gender a secret, you already had one of each. Might as well wait it out.

The third trimester was hell, for lack of a better word. Your back was constantly hurting.Your feet were swollen and you could no longer fit in any shoes that weren’t sandals. Sleep never happened anymore. No matter how many different maternity pillows you had, no matter how much Michael rubbed you back in the middle of the night. You were over it, and so was everyone in your house. Braxton Hicks had started a few weeks ago. Giving you just enough pain to make it seem like labor. All for you to go to the hospital and have them tell you “Not yet, Mama.” 

You’ll admit, you have been bitchy lately, but you had a good reason. It was the middle of August, still pregnant and Michael would not stop hovering. 

You had tried everything to induce labor. So much spicy food that you had raging heartburn. All the teas that tasted like dirt. Two pedicures that were “magical”. The birthing ball had been bounced on so much you swore there were marks on the floor. The only thing you hadn’t tried was sex. Yes, you know that how the baby got in there was how it might induce labor to get it out. But you were uncomfortable. Not only had you gained 45 pounds and no longer felt comfortable in your own skin. You were just uncomfortable.

 Michael, the saint he was, did not push you. He fluffed your pillows, rubbed your feet, handled the kids. The house was spotless too. Somehow he was nesting more than you. The baby's nursery had been arranged and rearranged five times. Every swaddle and onesie was folded with surgical precision. So caring and attentive that it kept setting your hormonal brain off. “I love you, but if you ask me one more time if I want ice cream, I might actually scream,” you’d said just the other night, tears already welling up for no reason other than existing. He didn’t flinch. Just kissed your forehead and said, “Well, I’ll keep it ready in the freezer anyway. Just in case.” 

The kids have even started walking on egg shells. Sweet Elaine, in all her big sister ways braided your hair, painted your toes that you couldn’t see anymore, even going as far as asking, “Momma do you want me to call Uncle Jack to tell daddy to calm down.” MJ, your tomboy had started guarding the nursery. Not letting anyone in without your say so. Especially after Michael put a picture on the wrong shelf and you sobbed for 30 minutes. 

Family had started texting Michael for updates instead of you. Knowing that if they texted you one more time they would get blocked. He took it in stride, even had a mantra down, “Still pregnant, still beautiful, still not in labor” The beautiful part was enough for you to give him lovey dovey eyes and kiss his face. 

And finally, at exactly 7:30 PM Michael walked into a quiet house. Which was odd. Usually the kids were busy doing whatever and you were parked on the couch. All he had done was run in to consult on a case. What the hell happened?

“Michael” you say from the stairs, in your silk robe that hasn't tied around your stomach in months.

You were still a sight to him, even when you didn’t think you were, even when you cried about how much your body had changed again, he still thought you were the most gorgeous woman he'd ever seen. The fact that you had given him two kids, soon to be three, only added onto his desire towards you. 

“I have decided I am done being pregnant.” You sigh, coming to stand right in front of him, your bump pushing against his dad belly. 

Michael looked at you, blinking once, twice, before setting his keys and backpack down in the foyer. “And what exactly do you mean that you're done?” His hands come to rest on your hips.

“I mean, Michael, that we are doing whatever it takes to get this baby out of here. Tonight.” 

It admittedly took him a minute to connect the dots, your silk robe, the lack of kids, and by the time his gaze shifted you were pulling him upstairs. “Don’t look so nervous Doctor, you did this, now help me get it out.”

You got all the way to the bedroom before he started speaking again. “Wait- wait, baby where are the kids?” He manages to get out while your lips graze over his neck, tongue darting out to lick the sweat still drying from his walk home.

“They are at Dana’s house, told her I was getting this baby out one way or the other.” You whisper into his ear, plucking the hem of his shirt. 

“And you’re sure this is what you want, I don’t want you to be in more pain baby.” He murmured into your hair stroking the bare skin of your hips.

You meet his eyes, unshed tears in them. “I am tired, sore, and if us fucking can get this baby out I want to do it.” 

“Your wish is my command baby, lay back, use your pregnancy pillow to prop your shoulders up huh.” He moves to take off his shirt, you quickly throw your robe to the corner of the room and lay on the bed, expecting him to follow but instead he lowers himself in between your thighs, spreading them wide enough for him to lift your legs over shoulders. His curved nose presses into the wet patch on your panties, breathing in the scent of you that has been deprived from him for so long.

“Oh baby you don’t ha-” You're quickly shut up when he grabs the waistband of your panties, pulling them so the fabric nestles against your puffy folds, displaying them in great detail. He licks. Full on licks from your hole to clit over the panties. Like he is so enthralled with your taste and scent he can’t be bothered to remove the thin fabric. “Fuck Michael, don’t tease me baby” You whine trying to grab his hair but the massive bump inhibits you from doing so. You don’t see his smirk, or him grabbing your panties with both hands. Tearing them off of you. He dives in then. Tongue quickly wrapping around your clit that is already peaking out. You mewl, hips rising from the bed. Chasing that feeling you had denied either of you for months. 

“F-fingers Michael” You manage to pant out, and who is he to deny you. He easily slips in two fingers that slide to the third knuckle with no resistance. You’re dripping onto the bed and all he has done is suck your clit. The bed is moving now, and it only takes a few seconds to realize hes grinding against the bed. So aroused just from the taste of you that he can’t help himself. His fingers curl against your g-spot. “Fuck just like that baby, c’mon let me feel that cunt clench, cum in my mouth baby” he says rubbing your g-spot with one hand, the other splayed on your bump, and his mouth, his glorious mouth, sucking your clit, teeth grazing it every so often. 

You cum so hard your body locks up for a second. Thighs tightening around his head, back arching in a way you haven’t moved in months. He finally pulls away, or rather you release him. He can barely sit on his heels before you’re rising to your knees, kissing him, tasting yourself on his tongue. You lick his bottom lip and he quickly indulges you, letting you wrap you lips around his tongue, sucking your slick off. 

“Sit down” you manage to pant to him in between kisses. “No, this is about you” he tried to protest, but you push him so his knees hit the back of the bed, forcing him to sit down. Your hand rests on his throat, not squeezing, but letting him know you’re in control. “Now, I am horny and I want your cock in my mouth so bad I am willing to fight you for it, but in my condition I would rather not. So make this easier and pull your pants down Michael.” He blushes to an immediate shade of red before nodding his head and pulling his pants down and off. “Anything for you baby mama.” 

His cock, oh his cock. If he didn’t charm you with his tender heart and kindness then it would’ve been  that beautiful thing between his legs that tied you down anyways. While he was 7 inches, he was thick, so thick that you still had to take a second to adjust to having him in both your mouth and your pussy. Despite being married for 12 years. That ruddy tip leaking so much precum you were sure he had already come just from eating you out. 

“Oh, is someone excited to see me huh?” You tease, fingers lightly running over the tip, it has him groaning and tugging your body closer. Who are you to egg him on, especially after how good he’s been to you. You sink to your knees, right onto the pillow he had placed for you, and others that would support your bump. You run your tongue over the slit that’s still oozing precum. Suckling the little beads that keep popping up. His hand finds its way into your hair, broad palm resting there, not pushing, but showing that he wants to take control. “Don’t tease me baby, please” he rasps. You oblige wrapping your lips around his tip, hollowing your cheeks around him. As he tightens his hold on your hair you pull off  “You don’t have to hold back baby, I'm pregnant, not broken. Fuck my throat.” 

You can see the moment the switch flips, he stands, hands on both sides of your head, thrusting gently just to hear you gag. Your hand is on his thigh, knowing all you have to do is tap three times and he’ll stop. Seeing your gaze on him makes him thrust again. This time holding your head down, “Breathe through your nose or you’ll pass out. Your choice.” He says simply not letting up on his hold. Finally pulling out, offering you a second of relief until he shoves your head down to his balls. Heavy and warm, hanging low. One hand fists his cock over your face, the other shoves you into his sack. Making you suck them into your mouth just like he wants. He doesn’t want to make you throw up, though it wouldn't be the first time, so he insists on jerking himself off in your face. “Fuck, suck ‘em baby c’mon be good to your baby daddy” Its nasty and wet. His precum combined with your spit makes the jerk of his cock fluid. He snatches your mouth off his balls grabbing your jaw in an almost painful grip laying his tip on your tongue jerking himself off into your mouth. “Cum in my mouth baby” You grin, that is what does him in. Hand working faster, jaw slacking, hips thrusting as he lets out rope after rope of cum that you greedily drink down. Even as he finishes you wrap your lips around his tip, sucking the last bit before he shudders, pulling you away and sitting back on the bed. 

You both find your way to the bed, both laying down. Him spooning you, both naked and sweaty. “Aren’t we supposed to actually fuck to induce labor? Not just oral. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy how much of a munch you are but I also enjoy not being pregnant.” You tease covering his hand that rubs over your bump, feeling the baby kick. He huffs a laugh against your head, kissing your hairline “I don’t know if i’ve got it in me baby.”

Despite it being hard to move lately, you roll over surprisingly quick. Grabbing his jaw with an intense look in your eyes. “Michael Robinavitch I told you I was done being pregnant, so go grab a snack or some water. But one way or another you better get hard and fuck me into labor.” You swear his pupils dilate more and you feel his cock hardening again against your leg “Really? All it takes is me manhandling you?” He grins before getting on his knees, pulling your legs and flipping you over. Quickly putting a pillow under your bump to support it before roughly spreading your thighs with one of his. You barely have time to react before you feel the blunt tip of him at your entrance. “Baby, if you need me to stop or feel off any point say it okay.” and with that he thrusts into you. 

The guttural moan you let out is enough to make him move, quickly pulling out to the tip and thrusting in again. “Of fuck, oh fuck Michael you feel so good baby. Fuck me harder baby c’mon I can take it.” Your head hangs as your body is pounded. He doesn’t let up, not until you let out a moan that sounds painful, “What? Did I hurt you?’ He moves to pull out before you yell at him to stop. “I-I think that was a contraction.” you groan. “A contraction?” you can practically feel his eyes bulging going to move.

 “Wait, I didn't say stop did I?” you groan out moving your hips back against him. “Baby you might be in labor.” he tries to rationalize. “I’m not in active labor, and now I'm worked up. So finish what you started then I'll let you get out your stop watch.” He hesitates for a second before you clench down and his man brain takes over. Drilling you into the mattress through each contraction, fingers coming under you to rub at your clit. It sends you careening into your second orgasm. Locking down on him so tight that he can’t do anything but still, cumming inside you. He feels a gush of fluid, surprised that it only took two orgasms to make you squirt. “Damn, i’m that good huh.” He smirks rolling off you to lay on the bed. 

“No, you’re not that good. I’m pretty sure my water broke.”

Taglist: @burningember0802

[meadowfics]

nsfw alphabet

black guard officer x triangleguard!reader

warnings: MDNI 18+ smut. vulgar dialogue. dom!blackmaskedofficer. dark themes. unhealthy power dynamic (dubcon?). 'punishment' factors. anal & foot fetish(both requested). reader discretion is advised.

head cannon name for this fic: jin

aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he doesn't give you the typical, "aftercare" you'd expect.

he'll ask if you want a sip of his jack daniels, or any other whiskey.

if not, he'll just keep his arm around your shoulders as you fall asleep.

or, he'll send you back to complete the duties you're assigned to do.

body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

jin is obsessed with his thighs/quads.

he's worked out for years before and during his time working for the games, which built his leg strength.

jin loves your neck and clavicle area.

if your collarbones are prominent, he loves places light kisses there.

if not, he still does the same.

cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he will cum inside of you, only

inside of your mouth, in your cunt, in your ass.

the authority factor is fueled inside of him knowing he has enough control over you to cum inside.

dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he loves using his authority over you to get what he wants.

you're his favorite triangle guard, after all.

he knows that you cannot refuse him, which puts him in a mood whenever you get in trouble for doing something un-allowed.

experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

super experienced. at least 10 bodies.

you are not the first triangle guard he has done things with.

do not worry, you're the only one now.

he knows how to push your buttons, push you to release, and how to delay or maximize your orgasms.

favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy style

this position is the easiest while keeping your suit mostly on.

however, he enjoys when you ride him.

he won't hump up or do any work, he will take a sip of whiskey as you push yourself to the edge with his cock.

goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

100% serious.

nothing is a joke or 'humorous' with jin.

hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

trimmed.

the carpet matches the drapes.

happy trail starting from his belly button down.

intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

no intimacy.

he is loyal to you, but he fails to be romantic since his main focus is his work on the island.

jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he does not jack off.

no time for it, working for the games and all.

kink (one or more of their kinks)

dom kink / power dynamic kink.

foot fetish (here me out)

amaurophilia (you being blindfolded mostly)

anal sex for punishment

bondage

clothed sex (you keeping your pink suit on)

cock worship ("you're so big, jin.")

dacryphilia

location (favorite places to do the do)

on the couch by the bar area in his area of the island.

motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

whenever you get in trouble (ex: killing a player so their organs wouldn't be sold), so he can punish you.

what keeps him going is your whimpers, and seeing you fully under his control.

no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

threesomes or polyamorous activities.

he would shoot one of his triangle guards if they made a move on you.

oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

jin prefers receiving.

however, he will allow you to ride his face after you've had a progressive day as a guard.

pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast and brutal.

quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

sex is mostly quickies with jin.

jin is a busy officer, with a ton of stuff to oversee.

quickies happen nearly every night when the VIPs aren't on the island.

when the VIPs are on the island, things have to wait until the games are over.

risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

your entire relationship with him is a risk.

the masked officer takes risks knowing he will not see consequences on being with you.

stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he can go 5-6 rounds.

jin can last as long as he wants to, since he has self-control over when he cums.

toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

no toys except for ropes and gloves.

unfair (how much they like to tease)

unfair? this man is MEAN!

if you're in trouble for failing to keep a player alive for their organs? he will fuck you and pull away right before you've cummed.

he will keep doing it until you cry for him to let you cum.

volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

jin is not loud at all.

groaning is the most he will do.

however, you could've sworn that you heard a whimper when you gave him a footjob for the first time .

he'd deny that^.

wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he loves foot jobs.

as he watches a game going on, he will groan as your feet rub against his crotch through his black suit.

whenever he pulls it out, he loves seeing your manicured toes around his thick shaft.

x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

abs along his waist.

happy trail going down to his shaft.

5 inches on soft, 6 inches on hard.

girthy.

thick quads.

yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

jin's sex drive is tied to his anger or jealousy.

he has a low libido, until you've gotten in trouble or he sees you being too friendly with another guard.

zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

most of the time, he is called to the frontman after sex.

so, he will not go to sleep afterwards.

he will dismiss you back to your room, as he goes back to his officer duties.

masterlist

[merricatte]

Last fall I adopted a cat, 2.5 year old black cat that I named Icarus. Within the first week it became clear he was seriously ill. Icarus came from a hoarder house afaik, he was half feral and I adopted him knowing full well he would probably not trust me for a really long time and it was 100% likely we would be roomates and acquaintances. But I love cats and I have a lot of cat love to give, and I needed an indoor cat (most cats here are adopted to be outside cats, and I can't do kittens.)

So began a regime of me cajoling my half feral cat to take a life saving FIP medication every day at the same time. I had to wake up at 7 am, remove his food, then at 8 am, I had to corner him to get a pill in his mouth. I was hissed at, peed on, not scratched much, but a little. Eventually we fell into a sort of rhytm with it, and he gained weight. unfortunately he gained weight and became strong to the point I couldn't handle him alone, so the adoption centre took him into foster for me to finish treatment and christmas 2024 I took him back and finished the last two weeks of pills. (He is 100% FIP free and healthy) In the last 8 months we've learned how to live together and he surprised me with really enjoying belly cuddles. He doesn't purr, first cat I met that doesn't purr. In the beginning it was Extremely short bursts of cuddles and only if I didn't breathe wrong. Today he mrrped at me and flopped his entire ass onto my feet. He has started headbumping my hand. He doesn't want to consider being on my lap, but I sit with him on the heating blanket I bought for us. The entire winter we existed together on that heating blanket and I learned his boundaries, where I could touch, where he would scratch me. He would startle everytime I got up from my seat and run and hide even if he came right back he would flinch from me. Yesterday there was a wasp in my room and I've seen enough wasp stings on cats and dogs that the second I saw him bap at it I shot up from my chair and went "Icarus no!" and started bapping at it with a book to get it before it could sting him. He didn't flinch, or run away he did a loud MRRP and started bapping harder like :D Hunting together:D Yay :D meanwhile I was panicking getting the wasp. It fell to the floor. He ate it, and then he came back and headbutted my leg for the first time ever. Idk it's not like a hero's journey or anything, I just love my cat so much and it's an honour to see the small ways he is starting to trust me to give him shelter. He makes me so happy.

I can never get rid of this blanket for as long as we both live.

Can people share with me small things that make them happy? Small moments? Items? Creatures? Just commenting on here is fine :)

[stemmmm]

So kinda curious, not sure if YOU were the one I saw an answer to this or if it was someone else, but do you think Bill could be redeemed? Like in canon or if you think it's one of those "he could be, but canon would never" sort of situations. Similarly, is Billford something you'd want to be like, endgame canon? Where they do end up together in the end, or is it a ship you prefer to keep fanon/as is now with them apart? I personally have a hard time seeing redemption, and maybe it's in part because most redeemed Bill stuff is a "this is how he and Ford get together and it's happy" thing, which I personally don't jive with (personally don't really care about Billford. But I like it when it's one-sided for Bill/very toxic. Just wouldn't say I ship the two. But I also don't really ship Ford in general, so there IS that). Same note is if you like the toxic parts of the Billford ship or if you'd like them to just be fluffy. No judgment either way, obvi. Sorry for the bombardment of questions. Just curious since I quite honestly don't 100% understand the appeal of enemies-to-lovers stuff sometimes and like to pick other people's brains about it occasionally :3

Regarding the question of redemption-- the issue here is actually with the concept of redemption itself and what that word means both in terms of narratives and psychology. i could say more on this, but honestly you should redirect any questions on that topic to @tempusedax-rerum because this shits their whole thing. and read TiBaP while you're at it

I am interested in them as endgame, though I don't give a shit about canon. I hope we never get more gravity falls content, I think the story's been told and anything more would just make a mess of fandom discourse. I don't enjoy being interrupted while i'm over here playing dolls! It's just really fucking funny to me for them to get back together and comedy is king

the main appeal of billford to me, and the appeal of enemies-to-lovers in general, is the fact that they're mutually obsessed with each other. kind of a "love him or hate him, he's still the only thing you think about" type of situation. I think they are simultaneously great for each other and terrible for each other. they're both awful people in general. they are both extremely mentally ill in ways that mean they will keep causing problems forever, regardless of how much "better" they may get. and as someone who is mentally ill, to be honest, I'm also really personally invested in seeing how two people who are just awful and miserable and who hurt each other on purpose can make a relationship work. there's a lot to be explored there that honestly very rarely gets touched on! to go into any more detail on all of this would require citing a million and one analysis posts and fics that you can simply find in my tags if you care that much lol

to answer the big question simply and in my own way despite redirecting you: I do not want bill to be redeemed, I want him to be happy, which is something very different

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[bewitched-by-sorns-tiddies]

.... oh no.

oh no.

now I'm thinking about like, already established couple JXS/WSW deciding to open up their relationship because like- while they really like each other, it's clear they're both bottoms. They've been making it work! Sex is... nice... but usually only Actually Good for one of them at a time.

I feel like GCY would attach to the doctor faster here- I feel like that would be the reason that CC and WSW meet.

the doctor who *does* want to pursue poly but is much more hesitant about it and has super high walls up despite being the one to make the dating profile. who doesn't super realize he *does* have walls up.

oh god, he'd be a professional game player, wouldn't he? He'd be one of those bitches who is like 'can't double text. took him 5 hours to respond? you take 10. if he tries to take you for coffee? he ain't shit. no kissing before the third date, you have to make him want you. but also if you're not doing x by the y date- he's not into you. flowers? he's trying to love bomb you. no flowers? he aint shit and doesn't respect you.'

he'd be contradictory and messy and GCY would just be enjoying the Fun of trying to make him smile.

eventually this would lead to JXS and WSW meeting his toxic bestie.

JXS would notice the attraction between the two of them and be like 'us dating besties would be perfect'. he's reading up on kitchen table poly and only absorbing the bits that make him happy. he's reading the ethical slut.

WSW, who is in denial about the fact that he is a Bottom Bottom and that is the reason why they opened up their relationship- would be like ????? me? him? do you see the way he behaves?

while secretly being into the fact that CC makes him feel small and tiny and keeps manhandling him without consent.

and there would be a fight because JXS has rules about like 'if you're going to have sex with someone, you have to tell me first' and WSW is so in denial he doesn't realize he is falling for CC.

also, if WSW and JXS are the type to have kinky sex/collars (... tbh, kind of enamored by the idea of them collaring each other)- CC would 100% just raid the toys without asking and JXS would be like 'but that was our SENTIMENTAL collar/plug/etc'

his idea of reparations/what would make him feel better is absolutely 'you let me watch the two of you have sex.'

CC would be more than happy to oblige.

[chromieclipse]

By your own blessing i'm asking for everyone who don't know yet, myself included

Achilles and Zain, what can you tell us about them and their stories? (Without spoiling future stuff ofc :3)

What made you come up with them? What story are they cannon to and WHY THEY SO DAMN ADOREABLE HELP ME AAAAAAAAA (sorry i had to gush a bit X3)

Of course, I'm happy to!

Achilles and Zain are a pair of OCs I like to put into kind of everything, but for the purposes of this explanation, I'll just describe who they are and what's going on with them in Deltarune!

This got really long so I'll put it all below a cut <3

Achilles moved around a lot as a kid, up until he moved into Hometown when he was around 12 after his mother's disappearance. He's autistic, trans, and gay, and he struggles a lot with connecting to people on a deep level. He was friends with the Holidays and Dreemurrs until Dess's disappearance when he was 16. Due to it reflecting his own trauma, he became incredibly distant with the two families - still staying in contact with Asriel, but generally keeping to himself.

He's very morally driven, wanting to do the "right" thing. Ever since Dess disappeared, his goal has been to find her and bring her back. There's a certain level of responsibility he puts on himself for this, feeling as though he should have done something to prevent her disappearance, to save her - but he's made little progress in the years since her disappearance.

If he were in the game, you'd be able to find him on the way to the Shelter, leaning against a tree. He'd be closer and closer to it, up until midway through chapter 4, where he's at the shelter, and you can ask him why he's always down here. he'd explain that a shelter is meant to keep people safe, and you don't just close off a location meant to save people. Something isn't right about that.

When asking about his scars (something you could do every chapter, every time you speak to him) he'd tell you a different story. In chapter 1, he'd say he's surprised Asriel didn't tell you, before pausing, and then having a little smile as he tells you an absolutely ridiculous way he got them. Susie likely says he's full of crap at some point lol

In the Dark World, his gimmick revolves around being unable to defeat enemies when he attacks them! He'll leave them at 1hp, and then he will purposefully miss attacks. He has a fire breath magic attack, a regular attack (which he does with a warhammer), and a healing action :> A-action would likely be some awkward social interaction and it would be funny every time.

Achilles is a person trying to adjust to "normal" life when he doesn't really understand normality, even after years of living in Hometown.

Zain, on the other hand, is a wanderer who intentionally leaves his backstory kind of nebulous. He just sort of showed up in Hometown one day with all his whimsy and smiles in tow.

Zain is cis, but he's unlabeled - whoever he's attracted to, he's attracted to. He's also poly! Like Achilles, he struggles to make connections - though unlike Achilles, this is 100% of his own accord, and he does it on purpose. Everyone has a nickname for him, and he doesn't call anyone by their name - unless they're Achilles, of course.

Zain has a strange relationship with religion, so much so that at the start of chapter 4, he likely can be found just leaning against the outside of the Church after worship. When spoken to, he'd say "oh I'm a devil, didn't you know? Going inside burns." Susie would probably immediately be fed up with him as he grins and messes with the both of them.

He's a shapeshifter, meaning he can appear pretty much however he likes - though he tends to keep the form seen above. If you ask Achilles about Zain at some point, he'd probably go into a time where he and Zain were hanging out, and he left to go get some food, only to be startled when he came back and Asriel was sitting there. Zain then started laughing, having turned into Asriel, and Achilles just. Holds his chest after that panic attack lmao.

Zain is also something of a flirt - though that wouldn't be something the main characters experience. The idea there's a dialogue option called 'flirt' and then instead of Kris ACTUALLY flirting, it's asking if Zain really does flirt with everyone, is really funny. He'd respond that he only flirts with people over 18, and while they're almost there, he's not quite comfortable flirting with them.

In the dark world, Zain would be very cowboy-based. His weapon would be a gun, and his gimmick would be he can mimic the abilities of his teammates! So hypothetically he could use Heal Prayer OR Rude Buster if you REALLY needed him to. Z-Action would likely be some sort of shapeshifting into the enemy, or something the enemy likes. He'd also have plant-based attacks alongside his cowboy themeing!

Sorry this got so long, I uh. These two are two of my most developed OCs, and so I have a lot of in-depth thoughts about them </3

There are things I didn't go into, as it's either more complicated to explain or I didn't feel comfortable describing, but these are some basic gists of their characters and what they're about! <3

[askthehedgehogs]

For the discussion of followers dropping from earlier. I’ve stopped following and only appeared every so often to lurk because it felt like the same topics were being discussed over and over again: Sonic needing to lose weight, Sonic not being compassionate of Shadow’s feelings, the kids fight, and the RPs. I was hoping more for fluff and a story and I felt like it became more about fighting than exploring the couple’s romantic lives and relationships.

[Hello! Putting this under a readmore because I waffled. Also annoyingly I was about to post this and accidentally refreshed the app so I lost it all sobs,,,

I just want to reassure here that it was never my intention to make anyone feel like they need to justify unfollowing my blog! I am completely an advocate for curating your own online spaces. This is what follow/unfollow, block, and tag filter functions are for. It’s totally valid to not follow my blog because you don’t enjoy the content and I’m sorry if I made anyone feel otherwise! I just mentioned in passing that there was an odd correlation between when I started drawing fat ladies and when I started losing followers 🤔 but I honestly couldn’t say if that’s the cause. If it IS because of that, I invite people to do some introspection and ask themselves why fat women who love their bodies and each other make them uncomfortable.

In your particular case, it sounds like my blog is maybe just not for you, and lurking now and then to catch the content you want makes sense. While every dramatic, angsty arc has a happy and fluffy conclusion, not everybody wants to read that. That’s fine. If my blog was 100% fluffy, I would lose people who want to see angst and real problems. Personally, I like to explore ALL aspects of their romantic lives and relationships - including the messy stuff!

I do think my blog started off much more fluff-leaning, and became a bit deeper lately, but this is mostly because I don’t have time to draw as many answers at the moment and I prioritise anything that is in direct response to something else. Eg, if I answer an ask on the “Sonic doesn’t want kids” topic, I inevitably get asks in response to that answer, and so it gets drawn out that way because I’m responding to those things to stay on topic. So a combo of me not having as much time for a full variety of asks, and trying to get to everybody’s responses, means we linger on a topic for longer.

That said, this blog is guided by asks - if you DO want more fluff, send more fluffy asks :) I adore drawing hedgehog cuddles.

I’m a fluff writer/artist by nature, but for me, the warmest fluff is fluff that follows something deeper. Cuddles and soft kisses and compliments at the end of a hard conversation. That kinda thing.

But, once again, it’s a very personal thing and it’s not gonna appeal to everyone. That’s fine!

There is no overarching plot to this blog and never will be. I just be answering asks 👍 nobody has brought up sonic's weight in several months, same with the "no kids" topic until a few days ago, but again, it's fine if you don't wanna see that. I'm not saying anyone should have to.

OH ALSO on curating your online experience - I do try to tag various topics, but if there’s anything you want tagged that I don’t currently, just let me know! I can try to tag angst and fluff, although there is often a crossover between the two, but I can give it a go 🤔

For ref, there's a frequent tags list linked in my pinned post. "Tag: not dads" covers the no kids issue, "tag: sonic is not legally allowed to cry" is sonic talking about his feelings, and "hedgehog rp" or "hedgehog reblog" will cover the rp with theblacklance

Anyway, TLDR: I'm not asking anyone to justify why they unfollow me, just noticed a downward trend with a slightly upsetting correlation. It's cool. You do not have to follow me ^^;

Thanks!]

[asinglebluefeline]

I love your vessel AU do you have anything more about it than you already posted ? Like Dick and Nightwing’s relationship or how they function together with the powers and all 👀

!!!! :D

I've got some loose thoughts about how the Vessel of Nightwing AU could start:

- Dick becomes the Vessel basically right after taking on the name, but it doesn't really have any immediate effects, so he doesn't realize at the time.

- then one day patrol gets slightly messy, and he gets injured. Nothing serious, just some bruises. He puts on some salve or whatever, and goes to sleep.

- he wakes up, and the bruises are completely gone. "That's weird," he thinks. "I guess I wasn't injured as bad as I thought." But there's a lot of work to do so he just forgets about it.

- Next time he gets injured, it's a mild knife wound. Nothing much, but the skin is cut, so he puts on appropriate dressing on the wound. The next day, he takes off the bandages to clean and redress the wound, but... the cut is gone. That's. That's not supposed to happen. He remembers the last time he healed so fast on his own. He decides to investigate.

- He does a bunch of medical tests. Everything's normal. So he goes for help to his friends.

- (I'm not a 100% sure yet what powersets do each of the Titans have, but I'm pretty sure Raven would be a logical choice here? Since she is both a healer and has some degree of telepathy/mind powers? Comic Book Knowers pls let me know if that's right, I wannna know! (Especially in this timeline - very early Nightwing era.) In the meantime, let's say he goes to Raven.)

- And she's like: Yep, dude. There's something weird inside you. BUT!

- borrowing again from Action Comics #886, where deity!Nightwing says about himself: "such is my fate and my duty, [...] to stand alone in the dark. All-seeing, never seen." Basically the idea is that in the darkness he sees and knows everything, and he himself cannot be seen.

- so Raven's like, "yeah, there's something. But I have no idea what. Can't see a darn, it's like it's dark there. Almost like there's nothing to be seen."

- That's not reassuring.

- maybe she's even like "something is different, but it's almost like it's you, and nothing else" Because! Again, in that storyline in Action Comics, the Nightwing, when talking to his host (Chris Kent), always refers to himself and his host as "us". As in, when he talks to Chris, he adresses him as "us". And when he talks about himself, he refers to himself as "us". (And isn't that something to unpack :)) So it could be difficult for outside observers to differentiate Dick and Nightwing.

- So, after learning absolutely nothing except "something ain't right", he tries to find answers somewhere else, going around to anyone else who might know.

- He learns absolutely nothing.

- (I think it's fair, since the Nightwing is a deity-level being, whose one of the main things is Not Being Seen. And nobody is actually sure there even is something to be seen.)

- The Reveal in my mind goes in a classic Naruto-inspired fashion: during a Titans mission Dick takes a bad hit and gets knocked out, wakes up in his "mindscape", where there's this giant fricking dragon. What.

- To save Dick's life (and his teammates') Nightwing takes over Dick's body and promptly defeats the bad guys with Cool Powers.

That's all I got so far xD What's the fallout? ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Some more general thoughts:

I think in the beginning Dick wouldn't be happy about the situation At All. Having a super powerful, unknown entity locked inside you, who has the ability to take control of your body at will? Yeah, no thanks.

I've been also wondering about how Dick would have ended up as a Vessel in the first place. And I actually like the idea that it wasn't up to the Nightwing. More like Rao's will or it Just Being How The World Works - if you take on the Nightwing's name and his mission, then you might end up with the rest of him as well. Somehow.

I also think that (unlike in the comics) the Nightwing can't really just leave the host at will. They're stuck with each other, whether they like it or not.

Now, since the Nightwing is supposed to fight evil, I think that it would influence how he "uses" Dick as a Vessel a lot. Because controlling someone's body against their will or harming them? By definition - Very Bad. (And I do like the idea of Dick being non-Kryptonian making him a somewhat less compatible host - mainly due to his body being less able to handle superpowers.) So I think that at the beginning the Nightwing would keep his actions more passive, aiding Dick when needed it and supplying him with Knowledge. After all, Dick is very dedicated to the Nightwing's mission (with or without him) and quite competent at it, and sometimes interference is just counterproductive.

In my head the main arc of the AU would be about them learning to be a team. As Dick trusts the Nightwing more, be learns to use his powers and grows more comfortable working together with him. And the better they get at working as one, the less harmful the Nightwing's powers become to him - they become his own in a way.

[krispdreemurr]

Idk if this 100% fits what you were saying about doing something ostensibly nice that ends up causing harm, but the way Susie repeatedly affirms darkners’ personhood in dialogue (shutting down the “purpose talk” in ch1, “you’re real to me” and “no one’s getting thrown away” in ch3, calling light world objects by their darkner names in ch4, etc) while casually unintentionally reinforcing Ralsei’s objecthood in actions (using him as a stool both times he offers even though the second time wasn’t even necessary, using him to block falling rocks/collect coins in Legend of Tenna, wanting to make him do her and Kris’ homework) and even Tenna’s (the way his “happy ending” is basically “dw we will find another lightner to use you”) feels kind of adjacent to that

eh, disagree on tenna; Susie doesn't want to find him an owner so much as she wants to find him a companion/friend, and she sees that for tenna that means, like, someone who watches TV regularly. look at how she presents tenna to Mettaton - it is absolutely not just "hey have a tv", it's "hey here's our friend take care of him" in every way she thinks she can get away with without sounding crazy. yeah the relationship is still a little weird in the power dynamics but I don't think ignoring what Tenna says he wants in favor of "actually you're going in the storage closet forever and never gonna be watched again" would be great either,

but that's a tangent, sorry. i do fully agree on ralsei. she doesn't quite get until late ch4 just how much he's putting himself down for them, and it's just Funny Joke Time when he turns into a surfboard or whatever

[batsandbirdbrains]

anon from this post https://www.tumblr.com/batsandbirdbrains/791052454979633152/au-where-dick-was-under-deathstroke-for-years?source=share

Dick was taken by Deathstroke when he was like 16-17 maybe? Not very sure with timelines, but he was kidnaped before Jason became robin. (what do you think?)

The trust was lost, completely. Not only did they gave up searching for him too soon, they never realised it was him when they fought renegade, no matter how hard he tried to drop hints (hoping they'd realise, praying to whatever higher power existed that they'll be the one to catch on and not Deathstroke).

Dick is a performer, through and through. If acting a bit like his older self means less bothersome stares and small talk 'attempts' from others, then be it. He can't be bothered.

Slade was a possessive, manipulative fuck. He would 100% use "bats replaced you with a younger boy. Another child runs around the streets in your colours, with your name" to fuel Dick's anger and feelings of betrayal. He'd say, "Oh, but I won't replace you, little robin. Renegade is yours, will always be."

Slade was his abusers, but also his caretaker. A father of sorts(yikes). He would beat him, torture him, 'train' him till he passed out from exhaustion. Break him mentally and physically. But he would also sooth his fevers, fix his injuries, praise him when he improved/learned a skill, tell him "you did well" with pride in his voice.

Maybe Dick meets Damien at the league of shadows when Slade had a (kinda long term) job there. Maybe he became Damien's temporary mentor of sorts? Then he returns and see's that the child at the league was Bruce's son. He was happy, he thought it will be better for him to grow here, away from the place that wanted to make him a killing machine. But then he saw how they treated this child. So much for being compassionate heroes when they didn't have an ounce of empathy and couldn't see beyond their toes. They feel a sense of kinship, both were outsiders, "murders".

No one trusted them, they didn't either. Dick was a performer, always had been, quite a great one honestly. He will teach Damien, that kid is his little robin. Let the others believe what they want, whether they wish to see the masks or live with the delusions that the facades are real. Let them pretend that they didn't fail two children horribly.

also let's give dick some bad scars somewhere very visible, maybe slade damaged one of his eyes? Scars that drown Bruce in guilt and regrets whenever he see's dick's face. Bruce failed him horribly, he's not sure if he can ever fix it.

Maybe Slade gave Dick a scar over his left eye, like a slash down the middle. The eye itself is fine, he can still see, but the scar is there. So everyone knows he’s a matching set with Deathstroke. Slade’s right eye is missing, Dick’s left eye is scarred – together, they make a full set.

He did it not long after he kidnapped Dick. Let’s go with him kidnapping Dick at no older than 16, and Bruce bringing in Jason almost immediately after as a fucked up coping mechanism. So now not only is Dick’s name given away to someone else, but he’s permanently reminded of how Deathstroke branded him as his. Maybe he literally has a brand somewhere on his body, too. Maybe that one is easier to hide from others, but Dick knows it’s there, can see it. Maybe it’s over his heart.

God this whole AU is so fascinating and upsetting and there’s so many angles you can take with an apprentice AU it’s so fun

[asoftgoth]

So like. I absolutely want to preface this by saying like. I'm happy that you're able to get FFS and feel better in your body and that, as another trans girl, I get 100% how like 99% of the time anyone is like "You don't need FFS" it's an op. But also like. Damn girl, you really do have one of the most passing pre-FFS faces I've ever seen, it's super pretty and honestly when I first came out, seeing you be all pretty and stuff was kinda like goals/gender envy, so I'm just really surprised by it. If you don't mind me asking, what are you gonna have done?

So first off sweetie thank you <3 I feel like this needs to be said because I get messages like this and other dolls I know do as well. I dont want anyone to think I or anyone else is being dishonest about how we look. I dont edit my pics. But this is also social media ya know? I dont post my "worst" angles and always try to post the best pictures I take. You guys dont see me day to day, and dont know how I feel in my head.

Also, im getting FFS because I have severe gender dysphoria. I dont talk about it much here because why obsess over talking about it? But I struggle with it every day. And I just want to look how I would have naturally if I never underwent testosterone puberty. What all im getting done is really personal, so im not gonna answer that specifically. But im getting what most dolls get. I know you might like my face and I really appreciate that!!!! I hope you like it more after! But when I see it I still see part of "him" looking back at me and it makes me feel sick. Dysphoria really is a beast and FFS will help me deal with it a ton.