#Noteviljustsaying

[noteviljustlazy]

The book is wrong and now I've got to do math about it 😡

Look at this shit.

Does this shit look like this shit?

No! Cause the book lies.

It says to repeat from row 1-42 for the pattern, which makes it a total of 11 knit rows between the top of the diamond and the loops.

That is four knit rows between the top of the diamond and the loops.

It is NOT "Rep Rows 1-42 for pat" it is 'rep rows 7-42'.

Fucking while I'm at it it's missing a * in row 37.

Row 38 is also a knit so it should be Row 38-42 knit.

And howabout instead of "work even in diamond lace pat until afghan measures 60 inches" we go ahead and 'work until desired length, last row being 42 then bind off loosely'.

Which means I've got a repeating pattern of 36 rows NOT 40 fucking 2.

My blanket now ends with 10 diamonds instead of 8 and a goddamn half.

😡 which means I gotta lay a line and frog 10 and a half rows of work cause

The 👏 Book 👏 Is 👏 Wrong 👏

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Tumblrs only talking about be gayy and dog game.

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The new messenger looks terrible and I hate it. If I wanted to talk to my friends in flat boring boxes and colors id use fucking text.

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Knitting shawls be like 'oh, this is easy, knitting up super quick. I'll be done in no time! :)'

200 rows later,

'wtf do you mean I have to add another stitch, I've got a gajillion stitches already! Madness. '

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I was always looking for him

I always find it funny to think about how suburban neighborhoods with 0 crime are always on high alert in case of, like, a 1950s East German spy.

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Ya know, a lot could be said for Forrest Gump 1994 but I think people underrate all the hurt and healing Lieutenant Dan goes through.

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Muppets Island of Doctor Moreau:

Would it be muppets turned human, or humans turned muppet?

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Listening to the little shop of horrors soundtrack prologues.

Narrator: "On the 21st day in the month of September"

Me: omg, it was the 21st of September.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie,

Women are my favorite guy.

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Gonna get around to posting this other places for a hand but could/does anyone have a clue about this crochet pattern??

Despite being a knitter more than a crocheter mom wants me to attempt a repair. The blanket was made in the 80s (I think) by her grandma so I don't have the og pattern used for the stitches. BUT if I could figure out the pattern, or a close enough clue I'd be better equipped to attempt a fix.

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It's time for

Important Questions for Important People

Riddle me this:

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Me (no sewing knowledge and refusing to look up shit) darning a shirt: wow, I suck at this :D

Also Me: I'm doing it IM DOING IT :D :D

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I am having a time in my life right now

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Me every time I've hear Unwritten this year so far:

Staring at the blank page before you.

Open up the dirty window.

Clean the dirty window.

Close the now clean window.

No more dirty window.