#O and also the trash motherfucker (also affectionate)

[i-maybe-exist]

o shit a sanders side episode

[peach-pops]

Hello if you're not busy can you write a HC with Daichi, Bokuto, and Kuroo and how they act when they drink at a party with you?

Thank you for this request!!!! Lets just age them up to college! 

Daichi, Bokuto, and Kuroo at a College Party

➣ Daichi

He’s such a responsible drunk like he is the best boyfriend to have at a party. Like I’m sure all of these guys would be super protective of you the whole night but Daichi is on another level

He is always pouring drinks for you because he doesn’t know everyone at the party and he doesn’t want someone to try and pull a fast one 

Daichi always has a hand either wrapped around your waist, resting on your hip, or holding yours because he wants to keep an eye on you 

Even if Daichi is having the time of his life, he is always making sure you’re okay 

Lots of “ Do you want to sit down?” and “ Let me know when you want to go home, okay?” 

He’s def the boyfriend where if you have longer hair, he wears a hairband or scrunchie on his wrist so he can pull it up to a ponytail if you’re sweaty or throwing up 

I know he sounds super protective, which he is, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have fun. Think about it, he is always babysitting his teammates so when he has the chance to let loose, he takes the opportunity 

Daichi is a classic Budweiser man I stand behind that and I do not take complaints

He doesn’t really play drinking games. He likes to go to parties either to hang out with friends he hasn’t seen in a long time orrrrrrr KARAOKE 

Even if there isn’t a karaoke machine, he’ll always sing super loud whenever a song comes on that he knows and that alone makes the whole party sing along 

If the songs are trash he’ll take over the AUX and have the whole house bumping and that’s a fact 

No matter how drunk he gets, he still uses common sense so if one of his friends tries jumping off a table, he scoops them up and off the table before they even attempt it 

Daddies intuition what can I say

I know there’s that trend where how the Haikyuu boys catch it when you’re throwing back AND I KNOW DAICHI CAN CATCH IT

He’s such a smooth motherfucker and he loves when you do it because he knows other people are watching 

I am simping so hard for this 2D man 

➣ Bokuto 

Bokuto is clearly a frat boy that isn’t in a frat if that makes sense

Like he hates all of the shaddy shit that goes down in Greek Life

 The idea of that false sense of brotherhood and hazing sets him off but but he radiates playing beer pong with sunglasses and thats a fact 

He has that energy where “ the party doesn’t start until Bokuto walks in” because he always brings it up another level

If you went to a party with Bokuto, be prepared to have all of the attention on the two of you because this boy is even LOUDER than usual 

Sober Bokuto is already a proud boyfriend so the alcohol would only dial him up even more

Lots of “ This is my s/o aren’t they so cute????..... OF COURSE THEY ARE HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?” 

“ Kotaro they were agreeing with you.”

“ Oh my bad man! Y/N, be on my team for beer pong!”  

He would know everybody at a party and even if he didn’t know some random person there, by the end of the night they would definitely be best friends

Bokuto never really gets too drunk but seemingly everyone around him does because he is such a big hypeman and maybe that could lead to peer pressure but he can’t help it 

He won’t ever force you to drink but if you are drinking, he hypes you up constantly 

“ THAT’S MY BABY AYYY! LETS GOOO!” 

This boy is so affectionate when he is drunk, he loves telling you how amazing you look and how happy you make him while he gives you a bunch of kisses across your face 

His breath smells like Malibu but you don’t even mind THAT much 

He gets sappy sometimes and he loves attention so if he’s giving you kisses but you don’t, he gets whiny asf

“ What about me? Where’s my loving? “ cue Bokuto pouting as you roll your eyes but of course you can’t leave your boyfriend hanging

Bokuto can party all night but once he sees that you’re tired or you’re done with partying, he will say his goodbyes and gets an uber so you guys can go home ( NONE OF THE HAIKYUU BOYS DRINK AND DRIVE AND I STAND BY THAT)

➣ Kuroo

I don’t care what anyone says, Kuroo is a freaking dork and he should be treated as such 

Sober Kuroo is a huge ass nerd so when he drinks, he’ll make random-ass, smart comments throughout the night as if it’s common knowledge 

“ Baby did you know that the hydrogen atoms in your body are almost 13.5 billion years old because they were created at the birth of the universe?”

“ What are you even talking about?”

“ I don’t know but I need some water, my head hurts- hey where did Kenma go?” 

He is just sooooo talkative when he drinks like he’ll talk people’s ear off and somewhat annoy them but Kuroo is just so oblivious it doesn’t even bother him 

He also loooooooves dancing. He’s such a bad dancer in real life like I’m sorry that hoe has no rhythm at all but when he is drunk??? The flavor is immaculate!!

He dances like a stripper at a bachelorette party I-

Grinding, thrusting and smirking and he thinks he is just being so sexy which he kinda is I mean LOOK AT HIM 

If you’re just sitting on the couch talking to a friend, 10/10 times he will try to give you a lapdance while you’re trying to have a conversation 

“ Yeah I mean these finals were so rough-”

“ Did someone order a lapdance?”

“ What are you- TETSURO!” 

He would never have sex with you if either of you are drunk but he’ll still you slow kisses on your neck if the two of you find yourselves alone because he just can’t help himself 

His choice of drink/game would be bodyshots because again, just look at him do I really have to defend this statement? He is a tequila whore and a sexy beast so the will totally be up for doing body shots off of you but he will get sooooo pissed off if someone even tries doing it off of you 

Drunk Kuroo is the love of my life thank you

[gible-love-nibles-archive]

For the Ask Game: 🍁❤💙💜 w/ um... any F/O(s) you're currently fixated on atm! ^^ Like, maybe Spamton or SCC??

You said Spamton and SCC… but you also said whoever I’m currently fixated on… you’re getting the best of three worlds. Thank you for the ask Cris!!! This is about to get long.

(I don’t have a developed S/I that aren’t… me for any of these guys (thinking up characters hard 😔), but I’ll just roll with it)

First, SCC!

🍁 - How did your F/O and S/I meet?

It was basically the same encounter as Chapter 2, with the minor change that I came earlier than Noelle and Berdley (very fast summary: helping the kids with studying because older, went to the library because knew about projects, got succ’ed into Dark World) so the resistance to Queen is much more noticeable to the resistance trio. (I’m sorry Cris, your Queen is great, but she wanted to roboticize me. 😔😔😔) They offer their help and friendship pretty much right away, and hey, when you’re in a new hostile world, you appreciate any help you can get.

❤️ - How affectionate is your F/O?

I think they’re all the same level of affectionate; they each just express it in their own ways.

Sweet’s the most “normal” of the three. Will give hugs if wanted, likes to hang out and chill together. Their love language? Gifts. They have a startling good memory of what people like and want, so if the opportunity presents itself, they’re giving something. They get kinda shy if they get stuff back; it’s cute :)

I am ride or die on the “Cap’n will throw a million compliments and flirts, but as soon as it’s thrown back at him, he gets flustered as hell” train. So yeah, his love language is words of affirmation. Hopeless romantic ass. /affectionate

We all agree that K_K’s love language is physical touch, right? Right. I feel like the one thing K_K appreciates more than hugging… is getting hugged first :) Their whole mood picks up if they get a hug.

And collectively, they all just like to hang out. They’re so used to being together, it comes super naturally.

💙 - What trope does your self ship fall under?

Robo Ship is the easy one, but also platonic to romantic.

💜 - How does your F/O and S/I flirt?

Sweet doesn’t flirt much, but when they do, it’s from the heart. They do whip out some zinger flirts from time to time though.

Did I mention Cap’n flirting non-stop until it’s thrown back at him? Yeah. He never stops the compliments.

K_K’s also all about the compliments, but they’re also always from the heart. They’re incredibly sweet.

Spam tong

🍁 - How did your F/O and S/I meet?

Again, pretty similar to Chapter 2, with the addition of me being scared shitless when the trash can opened, running back to the cars and trying to jump over them instead :)! Didn’t work, so had to talk to the manlet anyway (based off me playing through Chapter 2 for the first time). This man was STARVED for attention and affection, so as soon as I gave him a bit of kindness, he never left me alone.

❤️ - How affectionate is your F/O?

Motherfucker (affectionate) goes the whole nine yards, and then another mile. Gifts? Given. Acts of service? Done. [Hotel? Trivago.] Time together? Spent. Compliments? Thrown. Hugs? Melts. So, extremely.

💙 - What trope does your self ship fall under?

Connecticut Clark and Malfina is a ship trope right

💜 - How does your F/O and S/I flirt?

Spamton eats up compliments like [kromer], but he will reciprocate at the drop of a hat, and ten-fold. We have “compliment arguments”.

And now for… the newest challenger. The cringe bot. P03. (I’m gonna dance around spoilers as much as I can because this game is still pretty new)

🍁 - How did your F/O and S/I meet?

Don’t you hate it when your first meeting with a guy is because you want to take his job

❤️ - How affectionate is your F/O?

He’s, uh. Not MEKEKFKDKD

Well, that’s not entirely true. Affection doesn’t come easily to him, being basically married to his job. But he does appreciate the quiet time we have or card games we play together, even if he doesn’t say it much.

💙 - What trope does your self ship fall under?

“You should really learn how to shut up”

“You wanna kiss me so bad, it makes you look stupid”

“What 💦”

“What 💦”

💜 - How does your F/O and S/I flirt?

We throw light, jokey insults at each other until one sounds like a flirt and we both lose it. We Are Both Cringe.

[sorikkung]

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ soft bias tag

stolen not tagged bc im a fucking pleb who doesnt get tagged in shit ripppp LONG POST WARNING IM SORRY MOBILE USERS

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 1. WHO IS YOUR BIAS?

i really can’t choose between got7′s bambam and stray kids’ felix bc both are my ults so fuck the system i’m gonna do this as a poly au bc the world needs more poly shit and felix and bambam would be such a good pair

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 2. WHAT MADE YOU NOTICE THEM?

i noticed bambam first, technically i first glanced him in girls girls girls bc i was anime trash before i was kpop trash and he rEALLY looked like nishinoya from haikyuu so i called him nishinoya and thought he’d just be a first glance bias, until i saw a compilation of got7s dumbest moments and most of them were jackbam and i saw two specific clips that i recall, the one where they had to do the ugly dance of gggs outside the jyp building and bambam literally spazzed on the floor?? and the iconic how do you know im not big moment. i looked at him and went “tHAT ONE. THAT ONE, I WANT THE TRASH CHILD.” been in love ever since.

felix singlehandedly got me to stan stray kids, i first glanced changbin in hellevator then highkey forgot abt them as the show aired. then my friend sent me this clip of felix’s verse in grr from the live stage bc at this point the album hadnt even dropped yet. i was shook to the next dimension from his deep ass voice and his growling and i wanted to hear more so i watched the show and only fell in love with him more.

i betcha if this poly were to happen felix would see bambam dabbing and go “OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE STILL DABBING IN 2K18″ and bambam would see felix dabbing and be like “OMG HES CONTINUING MY LEGACY” and they’d hit it off from there

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 3. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT THEM?

for both of them, i love how they’re both absolute crackheads. like they’re actually so stupid and what the fuck is going through their heads???? they make me smile like and idiot and laugh like no other so of course i love them. plus they have this adorable sweet side to them apart from them being memes and its so heartwarming to see that soft side come out, it makes them so much more of a three dimensional character cause there’s all these sides to them and they’re like so hardworking too and did i mention handsome? plus their love for their members ugh i could go on!!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 4. WHO WOULD INITIATE SKINSHIP MORE?

tough call bc im a HOE for affection and skinship but id honestly be too afraid to make them uncomfortable/be too clingy that they’d get annoyed at me so at first it would probably be felix bc lets be real. he comes from stray kids. have you seen bang chan? they bring skinship to a new level. once we all get settled in tho, i bet the three of us would be physically inseperable.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 5. WHO WOULD HOG BLANKETS MORE?

literally all of us. i always end up biasing ppl similar to me sigh we’d be so fucking wild. i betcha that would be the one thing we have regular fights over. who hogged the blanket this time???

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 6. WHO WOULD BE MORE CLINGY?

felix. as mentioned in the initiate skinship, hes really clingy. then it would be me bc i am too. but thats not to say bambam isnt clingy, he’d be super clingy too but me and felix would bring it up a notch.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 7. WHO WOULD SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’ FIRST?

m e. i’d just let it slip out after they do some dumb shit and id just go “wow youre such a fucking dumb dork i actually love you” and then have an o shit moment.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 8. WHO WOULD BE MORE EASILY FLUSTERED?

M E bc bambam is a smOOTH motherfucker and felix is an affectionate motherfucker and i am w e a k although i feel like they’d be easily flustered if they were teased, which i would do, but i think i’d be flustered the most.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 9. WHAT CUDDLING POSITION WOULD YOU TWO HAVE?

i wanna be sandwiched inbetween them bc im shorter than both of them lmaoo. but i bet we’d all bicker of who’s turn it is to be in the middle. another one would be when sitting on the couch, and we’d sit in eachothers laps in height order. itll work somehow.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 10. WHICH COLORS REMIND YOU OF THEM AND WHY?

bambam makes me think of black, white, red, and purple. black and white is bc his fashion sense is like modern and chic and those were also his most iconic hair colours. red because of his signature eyeshadow. purple just seems like a colour that would suit him, it’s royal and elegant but also homey and familiar?? but tbh he can make any colour his bitch.

felix is yellow, gold, orange, and brown, bc theyre warm colours like him!! the brighter colours are bc hes bright like the sun and the browns when its a more chill day, and its all down to earth and just feels like home.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 12. WHICH SEASON WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND WITH THEM?

ooft tough one...spring so i can spend my birthday with them (cause in AUSTRALIA spring is in september to november) and its cold at the start so we can have snuggle dates, and its hot at the end so we can go to beaches and have water fights and stuff!! and in the middle its perfect weather for nice strolls.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 13. WHO WOULD BAKE THE COOKIES AND WHO WOULD STEAL THE BATTER?

bambam can cook apparently and he likes being aesthetic af so he’d be trying his best to make the most bomb ass cookies, and then felix i bet is a disaster in the kitchen so i bet both of us will be stealing the batter while not helping at all and bams will be like “thanks for nothing you guys” and once realising that we weren’t gonna stop he’d turn on us and throw flour at us or something. foodfight!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 14. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD MAKE BAD PUNS AND HOW WOULD THE OTHER REACT?

i am a hoe for bad puns it would totally be me all the time. bambam would look so disappointed in me and felix would just burst out laughing with me, and bambam would crack bc how can he stay mad?? if it was an inside joke or a reference to smth and not some random pun, bams would be the first to lose it tho.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 15. WHO WOULD WANT TO ADOPT 50 DOGS AND CATS?

me and bambam!!!! bambam already has like 3 cats and id be like ok lets get three MORE and MORE and felix is like “but im a dog person :(((” (at a fansign he said he was rip) so id be like well dogs are great as well lets get fifty of those too!!!

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 16. WHICH ONE OF YOU WOULD NEARLY BURN DOWN THE KITCHEN TRYING TO MICROWAVE A POP TART AND WHO WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE?

i wouldn’t be fucked microwaving poptarts (although id probably burn down the kitchen trying to cook eggs or smth but this is about poptarts so its not be this time.) so it would probably be felix and then i’d come to the rescue bc i have fire safety training from scouts.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 17. WHO LIKES TO LEAN OVER TALL RAILINGS AND WHO PULLS THEM BACK?

bambam and i would lean over the tall railings and felix would pull us back bc as seen in the amusement park episode of the 9th, hes a pussy lmfAO he’d have a mini heart attack

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 18. WHAT WOULD WATCHING A HORROR FILM WITH THEM BE LIKE?

bambam would act all tough and felix would be like “o shit pls no” and both of them would scream at the jumpscares and cling to eachother or me, whoever’s closest. i’d probably sit there and laugh and tease them for being a baby bc horror movies aint shit with me. but the rare occassion i do get scared, i’d lose my shit and they’d never let me hear the end of it. “whos the baby now huh??”

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 19. WHO WOULD BE THE CHEESY FLIRT AND WHO WOULD BE THE SMOOTH FLIRT?

bambam is definitely the smooth flirt but he can be cheesy as well?? like he’d be smooth at times and smooth and cheesy other times. felix would be plain cheesy but sometimes he’d be smooth. same with me, i’d be a bit of both?? maybe slightly more smooth idk

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 20. WHO IS MORE COMPETITIVE? felix i feel like would be competitive in the moment but calms down quickly, bambam would be SUPER competitive and be a little petty afterwards if he lost or smug af if he won but after a while he’ll cool down as well, i’m probably the most competitive and most likely to hold a grudge or to rub it in their faces the longest lol.

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 21. WHO WOULD HAVE TO BE GIVEN CONSTANT REMINDERS? (REMEMBER TO EAT, DON’T FORGET YOUR KEYS, ETC) idk...? all of us love to eat so i dont think taking care of ourselves will be forgotten, but i tend to lose things so maybe me being reminded idk???

*♡ ｡･ﾟﾟ･ 22. WHO SENDS MEMES AND WHO SENDS CUTE ‘I MISS YOU’ TEXTS AT 3AM?

ALL OF US! we’d have a group chat and see who could stay up until 4:20 to send dumb memes but if we get too tired earlier we’d sign out with some sappy message idk it would be a total wildcard whether the late night messages would be cute and sweet or straight up memes. i feel like a lot of the time it would be both, like starting off with some cute thing and ending it anticlimactically with a meme bc we’re dorks like that.

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did i ever tell u poly!bamlix is all i ever needed in life??? thank you for your time i tag @just-oneofthegays and @neo-urban annd @bqngtqn <3