#Omgcheckplease

[ohyoufool]

ok the feels-like-obvious answers to the meme floating around hockey twt

[montrealmadison]

what is this feeling, so sudden and new?

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

Jack opens up an Insta account and within a year garners just over a million followers.

The thing is, his follower base is delineated into two camps:

One camp is those who follow Jack the hockey star and husband to Eric Bittle. They end up get baffled that his account is a gallery with artsy shots of historic structures, old military sites, and some hockey.

The other camp is a growing number of art affectionados who follow Jack the photographer and amateur historian. They love the composition of his work. They also conclude that this guy really likes hockey.

[hrtstppr95]

I feel like in a modern live action Check Please! Show, Holster would say the phrase “I could SMASH some tendies right now, bro.”, and everyone would just totally understand he’s referring to chicken tenders and not Chowder.

[virgoscringe]

This one's an absolute classic

this is so late but thank u for being the only person to submit a panel atlas ily <3

i had a lotta fun doing this!! submit more omgcp panels for me to redraw or even comm me if you’d like hehehe 🤭

[aristocrating]

bitty: how was the hangout with kent, honey?

jack: oh, it was good. he had a friend over. doja, i think her name was? she seemed nice.

bitty: doja... cat?

jack: i think that was her last name, yeah.

bitty:

[parvuls]

First + Last

[madlori]

sometimes I remember that this was a real actual thing that happened and it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.

[nursedexy]

[ohyoufool]

I think we should all collectively hallucinate a check please medieval fantasy au.

listen I KNOW the hockey prince is right there. guys I know. but hear me out when I say “prince bitty/knight jack.”

hold my hands when I say: jack spending his whole life working to be the absolute best. fails at a trial or a lower level position. washes out to go like. idk train in the mountains and have a magical girl transformation moment out there.

bitty SUDDENLY succeeds the throne. surprise! assassination attempt on his life at coronation! double surprise! by his posted knight! hat trick!

jack is called OFF THE BENCH to be Bitty’s knight and follow him everywhere/ensure his safety/take the first bite of his food /die for him casually/etc. here’s your grumpy new knight who is unbelievably good and the only one who isn’t tainted by the ranks but also hates you with a burning fiery passion because he came out of hermitude for this. AND he’s the only choice.

😈 👑

[onesleep-twopie]

Happy Bitty And Jack Doin' It In The Back Of His Dad's Truck Eve to all those who celebrate ✨

[notnotravenpond]

best boys

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

Nothing more British than getting... "inspiration" from a creator who's Nigerian and American without asking her permission.

[luminarai]

for your drawing requests - shitty knight from check please? <3

this came to me like a vision that I had to bring to life immediately, mr shits my beloved <3 and bonus ransom and lardo ofc

[virgoscringe]

shopping triiiiip!!! 🛍️

a lil chowdex action for my part of an art trade with the ever awesome @atlasthemayor !! ur a dream atlas ilyyyy

[aristocrating]

constantly thinking about how each member of the SMH team has some sort of reality-bending power that somehow relates to their personality. ransom and holster have their own Hockey Shit pocket dimension, bitty can instant-bake, dex can macgyver anything, nursey can (seemingly?) teleport? (though its probably just related to a supernatural ability to annoy dex) and jack can just manifest hockey anywhere he goes

and johnson obviously has his whole Deadpool medium awareness thing going on

one day i will write a superhero AU centered around these stupidly specific details