#PPPFFFFTT

[homochihuahua]

People who hate Jason Todd are so nasty, thanks for Listening.

[neonross]

"Oh thanks Primus there's a return police!"

PPPFFFFTT yeah right Bee! Earthspark Bee may say that at first but I bet little dee's baby charm at one point got Bee warped around his little digit, especially with little Dee being a rather well behaved kid, or at least way more calm and way less troubleseeking than the Malto kids! X)

the baby fever is real and spreading, and yeh, he is kinda less trouble all he gotta do is like keep him in his sight :

thats it- it's not like he can escape from there ahahah

just make sure he doesn't see any decepticons XDD!!

[lau-da-onederful-bizzyboy]

he-ya Lau! ya eyever drauwn a self-poi-traiyt?

OF COURSE I HAVE!!! (pppfffftt what kinda arteest doesn't have a self-poi-trayt... I mean... I don't draw mah-self dat often....but stills its a most basic artist rite of passage... ) MY MOST RECENT ONE,is uhuyyhhhhhh..... ON THE BACK OF THIS RANDOM RECIEPT that I kinda found in my back pawket the other day

[meira-3919]

.. Pppfffftt.. I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about a headless horseman joke..

Aight! I stop now

Jason who’s been gushing about Jazz: oh and her younger brother killed the entire justice league in an alternate timeline. Don’t worry he fixed it. I wanna invite him over for dinner because I think him and Tim would nerd out together. But he’s embarrassed and think you’ll hate him but technically he hasn’t killed anyone in this timeline so hey, already better start than me! He didn’t even come back from the dead insane either!

Bruce: excuse me what

Jason: so just can you be a little less broody, I’m hoping if you like him, then it’ll give me some brownie points for trying to kill him when we first met because he was in my haunt

Bruce: wait hold-

Jason: and now whenever I’m hanging out with Jazz he always glares at me when I take her out and bring her back home and hey, if he starts dating Timbers then he won’t be there to glare at me all the time

Bruce: may I speak-

Jason: and I like I just really want him to like me because I want to do this the, well not right, but the more traditional way and ask permission for Jazz’s hand in the eternal realms of forever but I have a feeling if I ask him now he’d have me beheaded by the court

Bruce: Jason this is the first time I’ve seen you in a month calm-

Jason: and I just would rather not be a beheaded entity. I can’t be the red hood without a head to put the hood onto!

Bruce grabbing his shoulders: JASON!

Jason:…

Bruce: I love you son but what the fuck

[2queer2deer]

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

all of my followers are big ol cutie pies

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

April 4th (Part 2) [Start of Arc]

Oh!

*They suddenly spot the truck coming along, and press something on their screen. All of a sudden, all the lights in front of the truck suddenly turn green.

Let’s go!

HUGH! OOPH! OGH! Dammit OOOOGG!!

*The person with the phone dives into the car, but unfortunately, doesn’t have the most graceful landing, as they faceplant into the other door.

PPPFFFFTT KAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Oh for crying out-

GAHAHAHHAHHA!

Yeah, yeah ALRIGHT! Get it all out! GET IT ALL OUT! “OOGH! Haha! Ollie fell on his face boo hoo!”

S-Sorry I...SORRY! That was...That was just really funny!

Way to stick the landing Oliver.

Shut up man.

Ahh...Ho, that was funny. *tut* A-Anyway, this is Oliver! Oliver Feng!

Bet you can’t guess what their skill is...even though it says so in the card above me...

If you guessed hacker, then congratulations! You suck! But you’re not far off either.

They’re a prized florist and gardener, but on top of that, they’re ALSO our hi-tech wizard and super-powered hacker extraordinaire!

Landing aside, what you got for us Oliver?

*Oliver scans over his phone.

Well, their satellite coverage is censored and can’t see us, stopped any additional police dispatches or reinforces coming along, broke their air coverage, and-

Oh shit! Hey, Maya, think we could maybe take a detour? Sharp left, right here, I just remembered I left Leona to get the thing.

Huh? What thing?

Got it.

What THIIII-!

*Four huddles her equipment to prevent any of the acid chemicals spilling when Maya suddenly pulls a sharp left. The getaway truck pulls up outside what looks like a pastry store, and a stump young girl suddenly bursts out of the store, carrying a small box.

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

Come on, let’s go!

*She jumps into the vehicle, and not wasting a moment, Maya slams down the accelerator.

And this little one here is Leona Vasquez!

She’s...uh...well...She draws comics and stuff and...She can make sort of believable forgeries? I guess?

Ok, I’m not sure WHAT she does for the group, but she’s fun to be around.

Hey! That’s mean Maya!

Whatever, did you get the package?

Yep! Paid for it and everything, but...didn’t have time to get the receipt.

Don’t tell me you-

*Leona unwraps the package and hands Four a birthday cake.

♩Happy Birthday To You~ Happy Birthday To You~ Happy Birthday Miss Grumpy~ Happy Birthday To You~♩

Well, what do you think?

I think you suck.

Oh come on, you need cakes for your birthday!

It’s NOT my birthday! Also, they’re gaining on us, so let me do this first, ok?

Maya! Look!

I see it!

*Up ahead, a large crowd of people block the roads, and Maya expertly swerves by them. The police cars chasing them however, screech to a halt and stop before they run the people over.

Whew! Nice driving!

Thanks! Sometimes I CAN be careful!

What’s with all these people?

Hm...Now that I think about it...Didn’t Hunter say he was gonna perform today?

Oh look! Here he comes!

*pant!* *pant!* WHOO!

*A largely built man with a goatee starts running towards the vehicle. Maya skids around as he jumps and hops into the open back of the truck, with several men and women chasing after him.

Phew! Fangirls, I tell ya’!

And THIS is Hunter Rosenhall!

He’s one of the world’s greatest dancers, and he always knows how to rally allies to our side when we most need it, even if they don’t know. He’s also super good at being the distraction. He’s also my best bud~

Put ‘er there!

*Hunter reaches his arm towards the window from the back of the car, and gives Maya a fist-bump.

Hunter, the next time you jump in the car, can you be a bit more careful? I think you seriously underestimate just how large you are.

Yeesh! What crawled up your ass?

You nearly knocked over my utensils! I’m trying to work here!

Aw, chill out pal. Today’s dance was in honor of you, you know? It IS your birthday~

It’s NOT my FUCKING birthday!

*Everyone starts to laugh.

Ugh...Anyway, where’s the last shmuck at? Hiding away in a hole somewhere like a coward?

Um...about that...

*Leona suddenly gestures forward once again. Approaching in the distance, she points out a manhole cover in the road that seems to be wobbling.

Did he really...?

He promised me it was gonna be great. Hold tight everyone!

*Hunter suddenly leans off the side of the car, holds out his hand as they approach the manhole, and then suddenly...!

*GASP!* BOOYAH!

*A figure jumps out of the sewers and grabs Hunters hand. Hunter pulls him onto the truck.

And rounding out our motley crew...is Kouji Ito!

Contrary to the way he appears and his seemingly low level of intelligence, he’s actually a pretty neat scientist AND our medical professional!

Speaking of which, Kouji, did you do the thing?

Oh gods, please don’t tell me you got me a birthday present or something?

I’m not wasting my cash on you! But yeah, I did it.

Then do the thing!

Alright! You got it!

*Kouji suddenly pulls a button from his pocket, looks back at the police cars giving chase, and then presses it.

...

Huh?

*Nothing happens, so he presses it over and over again.

Kouji, did you forget to place the bombs?

Bombs!?

Not real bombs! Not real bombs!

Yeah, just those stink bombs we were working on. I coulda sworn I put the right charges down in the sewer!

Um...Kouji?

Yeah?

Uh...is THIS the stink bomb you were talking about!?

!!??

!!??

!!??

!!??

OH SHIT-!

*PPPAAAAAARRPP!!*

*Too little, too late, the real stinkbomb goes off inside the truck.

GAAGH! My eyes are watering!

GAGH! IT GOT IN MY MOUTH!

YOU DUMBAAAASS!

Sorry! SORRY!

*COUGH!* *SPLUTTER!* Hey, o-on the bright side, at least we know it works! Yeah, and look!

*Maya points behind them. The cloud of gas emitted by the stink bomb drifts from the gang’s vehicle to the police cars behind them, throwing them off course and causing them to crash.

Now only if WE didn’t have to experience that trauma.

Sorry man! And on your birthday too...

I am genuinely going to kill all of you.

Heehee!

And that’s our little group rounded up. I know, we’re all completely batshit crazy, you can say it. Wouldn’t be the first time we’ve heard that. We’ve never been the most popular group of characters. Not in the world, nor in the fandom.

And yeah, maybe I would like for us to one day be recognized as classics, and that people would look past all the bullshits and archetypes and see us for who we really are. But you know what else? If the world makes you a problem, who are you to argue back?

Hah! BINGO!

*Four finishes concocting the acid, then places it in an ejection tube. She places the device against the steel wall of the safe and pulls the trigger, burning a whole through the metal, and opening the safe.

Yes!

BOOM BABY!

*SKRRRT!*

*Maya makes a sharp turn and pulls around the corner, the world seeming to go in slow motion as they drift.

We...

Are the Freedom Foundation!

[razorblade180]

Animal instincts

Ilia:*kicks door down* CODE RED! AERO IS MISSING!

Blake:What!? How!?

Ilia:*sniffling* I don’t know! I put him on his cot to take a nap while I cook! My back wasn’t turned too long but now he’s- he’s-

Yang:Calm down! We’ll find him. He’s only two, couldn’t have gone too far.

Ilia:He has wings!

Yang:Right....forgot about that. Maybe-

4yoKovu:Moms!

Blake:Not now sweetie. We’re dealing with something important. Go-why are filthy?

Kovu:Hehe, I brought you both a present. *drags in a sleeping Aero*

Aero:Zzzzzz

Blake and Ilia:........

Yang:....*snickering*

Blake:Yang...

Ilia:It’s not funny!!!

Yang:*tearing up* It sh-should’ve b..b...be bu..but

Blake:Just laugh.

Yang:Pppfffftt HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS! K-Kovu, please give Ilia her child back! *hunches over* Ooooo my sides!

Kovu:Okay! Here you go!

Ilia:*holding her baby* How did you even get in my house!?

Kovu:I’m a good climber!

Blake:Kovu dear? Please never do something like this again. You made somebody very scared. Next time just give us hugs as presents.

Kovu:*hugs Blake’s leg* Okay!

Blake:I am...so, so sorry.

Ilia:I’m taking a paid vacation.

Blake:Fair...

[foxwithadarkside]

A bunch of dead characters and no Fives

Pppfffftt

Lucasfilm Animation 20th Anniversary poster!!

Look at my CHILDREN

still can't believe fives isn't in it tho ...

[simpoot]

Why would i ever want this man to call me baby thats like terrible especially when being swayed like wtf like ew gross….. also tugging on his arm/sleeve to get his attention - 🍄

of course not >:( he's stinky so I definitely don't want to to be swayed asleep by him, pppfffftt

Totally don't want him to look back, smile and softly ask what you want. Nope sir

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Pppfffftt have I started a daddy thiccums revolution in your inbox oml sjsjsjjsss I'm cackling. But also consider this: Dante having this tattooed on his back. He starts wearing the DMC3 attire again bc he wants to show it off. Nero wants to disown him. Chaos ensues.

(for some reason this never posted :/ — my bad!)

Abshshdhshfhdd you totally did and it’s fucking great. 😂

Also if not having it tattooed on his back, then on the back of the jacket, like so:

And Nero just being so put out with Dante that it’s the thing that pushes him and Vergil into bonding: a team effort getting Dante to wear a shirt and stop embarrassing the family further.

[cocofinny]

On chapter 9 of Panic Room, thought reader casually reading from a textbook might be just a bit unrealistic.... until I picked up three free textbooks on psychology that I certainly don't need for high school classes lol. Keep up the good work! Also YOU'VE REVIVED MY CRUSH ON RUS EDGTBHYTGRFECS

pppfffftt thank you! im glad you have rediscovered your love for sf!papyrus!! <3

to be honest, i find that if im told to read something factual because its for work or its for your exams or something like that, then i won’t really take any of it in XD but if i read it of my own volition because im genuinely curious, then i’ll absorb all the knowledge!

[bapadap]

PPPFFFFTT-

Follow to see the same photo of Skyward Sword Link every day.

[judasthewolf]

Just drawing some thicc thighs

me too bb

this ask is probs like a month old pppfffftt

[bravest-archived]

@masterist   |   cont.

❛  pppfffftt--hehehehe  ------  !  ❜   

so  blissfully  unaware  of  the  master’s  disdain  toward  her  mere  presence:   olivia’s  laughter  leaves  her  bright  and bubbly,  doe  eyes  peek  up  to  regard  her  companion  alight  with  mischief.   now,   a  part  of  her  is  dismayed,   make  no  mistake !   she’s  finally  caught  fast  within  his  unrelenting  grip  and  their  unspoken  game  of hide  and  seek  has  come  to  its  close.  

and  she  was  doing  so  well,   too !  has  he  not  a  word  of  praise  to  offer ??   every  elaborate  trap  intended  to  ensnare  her  ducked  around  and  destroyed,  primitive  net  frustratedly  bitten  through  with  small  teeth  and  ripped  up  further  to  render  it  useless.   ( one  would  find  themselves  hard  pressed to  find  a  more  destructive  force  on  earth  than  an  excitable  infant. )   enthused  by  the  heightened  stakes  olivia  herself  took  to  stringing  up  simple bell  triggers on  doors  around  the  tardis,   picking  up  on  where  the  master  was  and  disappearing  into  its  depths  should  he  draw  too  close  for  comfort.  

but  they  failed  her !   no---   olivia  failed herself,  scrambling  into  what  she  knew  full  well  could  be  nothing  more  than  a dead  end;   what  else  was  she  to  do ?   harry  was coming,   she  was  only  just  squirming  out  of  the  net   ------   a  split - second  decision  had  to  be  made !  couple  that  with  toddler  logic  and  loss  was  inevitable...   ugh,   the  wardrobe.   she  might  as  well  have  hid  under  the  bed.

❛  awww...   got  me,   y’  got  me !  ❜   olivia  chirps,   begrudgingly  conceding  defeat   ------   beaming  grin’s  curved  across  her  sweet  face  as  she  dangles  above  the  sea  of  clothes  haphazardly.   maybe  he’ll  play  with  her  again,   it’d  be  fun !   ...   even  if  he  does  totally  suck.   the  guy  didn’t  catch  her  for  days  on  freakin’  end !   

and  yet...   the  infant’s  earnest  expression  can  only  falter  ever  so  slightly  as  she  finally  processes  that  he  looks...   so  distinctly  unimpressed  with  her.   she  blinks  in  an  owlish  manner,   genuinely  at  a  loss:   she’s  in  trouble ?

olivia’s  boisterous  voice  wavers  into  a  bewildered,   guilty  mumble------

❛  um...   i------   olivyah  been  naughty ... ?  ❜

[monomas-a-smug-bih]

Scenario of katsuki getting his leg injured during battle so his s/o has to carry him bridal style while his s/o fights off the rest of the villains and him getting teased about it later on

Cute!

Bakugou yelped in pain, you turned around to find some shape shifting villain biting into his calf. It was only slightly bloody but you were still worried.“Katsuki!” Bakugou pulled away from the villain only to tear the flesh further. “Gah! Wolfy bastard!” He directed a small explosion towards the wolf form shifter, making him flee. “Hang in there, don’t try to stand!” You laughed at his stubbornness as you sat him against a wall to take care of the rest of teh villains.

…

You took them down with a few punches and kicks, barely using your quirk.Katsuki was definitely not admiring your toned figure kicking ass with a blush on the sidelines. You sighed wiping your forehead, you received a text from Izuku.

‘Sorry but AllMight said he can’t make to your location to pick you guys up from your mission…..sorry for the inconvenience have a safe walk!’

Damn, what do you do now? An idea popped into your head, an evil smirk spread onto your features.“Oi! What the fuck is the look for?!” He yelled from the wall, arms crossed.“All might can’t pick us up….so it’s plan B..” you explained doing hand gestures.

“What the fuck IS plan B?” You scooped him up in your arms before he could retaliate.“H-hey shithead! P-put me down!” His went red, partially from anger of course .“Ummm, yeah you can’t walk….plus judging from your stuttering there’s no way I’m putting you down!” You giggled as he protested.

“ID RATHER FUCKING DIE THAN BE CARRIED BY A GIRL!” When you pulled him closer after his struggling for minutes, he became at ease and gave up.

“That more like it princes-”

“SHUt YoUr MouTH.”

“Is baku flustered? That’s adorab-”

“THESE ROLES ARE FUCKED, this isn’t EVEN FaiR!”

Time skip Back at UA-

“And the I was like- hey are you even listenin!?” Kirishima complained as Denki was too busy holding in a laugh“PPPffFFtt.” He grabbed the redhead shoulder and pointed to your direction.“PHAAHHAHAAAA!” Pikachu wheezed as Bakugou shot back with his colourful language. Sweating Izuku just sat there with a shocked Ochako witnessing the scene.

“Shut up, he can’t walk. Damsel in Distress over has an injured leg!” You looked down at him, even though he was used to your body’s contact right now from the walk, he still blushed eeeeeeven harder. You giggled.

“Shut IT weirdo.” He whined quietly, rolling over in your arms to face your stomach to hide his blush. He crossed his arms and his fluffy hair tickled your belly and it was your turn to blush, 'that was adorable’The rest of the students just watched confused, why wasn’t Bakugou going crazy? Than something world changing happened.“You SAy anYthing MorE I Am FUCKING THROWING YOU DOWN THESE STAIRs!” He snapped…. but there was amuse in his voice. You tried to keep your balance going one step at a time.“Ahuh ok knock me over and you’re coming down with the ship!” You giggled, why were you always giggling?

“You guys are a ship now? That’s great!”

“SHUT UP DENKI! YOU WANT YOUR MURDER TO LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT!”Pretty much every other student shouted.

You started chuckling harder“Does that make me captain.?” Spike boy practically whispered, you felt his mouth stretch into a grin against your stomach.“You are such a dork! A-are you grinning?!” He….laughed? Everyone seemed to noticed, jaws were dropped.

…

Hey hope this is okay kinda crappy cuz part of it was deleted and I had to rewrite it. Leave a like!

[enchanted-flowers]

...i wanna say it but im gonna wait a bit 'longer'. the tension is so 'thick'.

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