#Partial shitpost

[kris-cant-draw]

i then got chased down

something evil will happen is awesome

[fishtoonz]

Could you draw a Vexen pls <3

here u go <3 (sorry)

[connectionterminated13]

Sometimes you just gotta cut someone out of your life man....

[im-tired1124]

With the impending terror of a fascist leader taking hold of my country next January, and the even greater threat of the regime monitoring my digital footprint and wanting to detain or execute anyone who produces diverse art that goes against their bullshit eugenics white-supremacist ideals, I might as well go out doing what I love.

Making the Teenage Dirtbag War Crimes, Baby! kiss.

[kris-cant-spell]

when your plushie too warm so you gotta pull this move

[picturejasper20]

Every once in a while someone finds my posts talking about Vlad and badger cereal and they go like this:

[can-of-w0rmz]

This existential dread sure is horrifically crippling, but I’ll be damned if it won’t make for some good writing (haha, damned)

[possumluvr2000]

Was it casual when you made out with him in a tree, Joshua?

[procrastinating-homework]

I just thought of something. Despite how bad Wish was as a movie, it was actually great for Disney's 100yr anniversary on a meta level. Lemme explain.

In this very well thought out analysis, Asha would be the stand-in for Disney fans. The film begins with her full heartedly supporting king Magnifico (Disney). In this case, the founding of Rosas would be the creation of the Disney empire, with humble origins of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves that quickly grew into something massive. The Rosas we see in the beginning of the movie would be Disney in their prime as basically everyone loves it.

Of course, with Magnifico being such a big inspiration to Asha, she'd obviously want to become his apprentice (Working in the industry/getting hired by Disney). At first things go great! The two bond over something (Animation) and how much they love it. But things sour when Magnifico reveals that not every wish is granted (Disney begins favouring ideas and decisions that would bring in more profits), disheartened by this, Asha and the King fight (Disagreement between the creative and corporate side of Disney) before she is leaves the castle (The animators begin to leave/get fired by Disney while fans begin noticing the decline in quality). I guess At All Costs becomes a metaphor for the diverging focuses of the fans/creatives vs the executives that want ✨️money✨️.

So when Asha does her "I want" song, it's like the fans beginning to look elsewhere for the animation masterpieces that Disney used to produce. This would make Star represent animation studios like DreamWorks and Laika. Of course Magnifico (Disney) finds out and throws a hissy fit, trying to look for star (Begins their buying spree of every major creative company like Marvel and Pixar). I guess when Magnifico tells his subjects to look for the traitor and they ask for a wish is Disney throwing a tantrum when its fans tell it they want good products lol.

And so Magnifico turns evil (Disney begins churning out soulless sequels and live action remakes). Yada yada, the King captures the star and traps it in his staff (Representing how Disney's basically suffocating its competitors) and all hope seems lost as the kingdom's subjects are... trapped? By the green magic thorns? Idk what was up with that. (The fans feeling hopeless at the current state of Disney).

Asha however, refuses to give up on Rosas. Magnifico may be evil now, but she loves Rosas, she grew up here and so did her loved ones. All her good memories were made here. (Even though Disney is the way it is now, it still created much of our childhoods and gave us core memories with our friends and family). So she sings to her fellow subjects and they sing back, allowing the star to escape through the power of ✨️friendship✨️. (Various major animated hits that break into mainstream media like the animated Spiderman movies and the Wild Robot), causing king magnifico to be defeated (Disney beginning to lose its stranglehold on the animation industry)

Yeah. I dunno, I wrote this at 1am lol. I know the movie's like 1yr old but I just thought of it

[mutedeclipse]

I haven't been getting much done besides artfight stuff i dont wanna post, have some regulus and baku white content i made a few days ago.

[millytheclown]

ooooo you will believe in evil angsty julius the cat supremacy

[riviclouds]

it's giving princess celestia

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Curly should've killed J*mmy this, Swansea should have killed J*mmy that,

Anya should have gotten to Brokenstar his ass

Bonuses:

Jackshit mouthwashing first human in the dark forest (warrior cat hell)

Edit: part 2 jotulism gets mauled by wcwiwc (warrior cat women in war crimes) in warrior cat hell

[kris-cant-spell]

i bet kris hates the mike room because you can mess with them more. or they like the bets you can give due to their association wiyh dogs

[eggsandramem]

projects my agonizing cramps onto branzy cutely

[can-of-w0rmz]

I hear this shit one more time I’m crucifying myself