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I still can't get over lucanis at the end of the wigmaker job -- having limped his way down the docks, nursing several broken ribs, dripping rivers of blood (some of it his own. most of it not) onto the floorboards before the innkeeper's horrified and irate eyes, having just Faced the Horrors frfr and cut a bloody swath through a party of tevinter high society as if setting out to contemptuously prove poe's red death a mere piddling amateur, in his fucking batman-ass black leather overcoat getup, presumably woozy with blood loss and fading adrenaline -- just standing there sadly like '🥺is my cousin here'
#the maker's tiredest little assassin literally just looking for his cousin pls stop yelling at him....... if found please return to illario#(illario get that man to stop yelling at me)#I think it's the 'lucanis explained' that really does it fhdskja the way that dialogue tag implies what his tone is there........#I mean yeah he probably DID think that explained something huh. he would think that. I love him beyond words.#dragon age#tevinter nights#the wigmaker job#lucanis dellamorte#I know I brought this up several times in my wigmaker job post but I quite simply cannot stop thinking about it he's sooooo fhfsjdkhfa#it was already so much back when we only had the short story but now that I can imagine it in his actual voice as well. it's everything#he is everything#also so funny that choosing this place to look was just a hunch his plan was literally just to knock on the door of every inn on the docks#until he found his emotional support cousin/brother/emotional support social skill person behind one of them
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do you ever get reminded of a ship, remember a piece of fanart of it that you loved, then after a day long search realize that you just imagined it? and then try to draw it yourself?
prllb btbtt ALT VERISONS
#since im submitting this to radar: hi! my main blog is stupidusernamepolicy. this is my art sideblog#rick and morty#rick & morty#gravity falls#stan pines#stanley pines#rick sanchez#stanchez#rickstan#stanrick#admin draws#fanart#inspired by spinetrick slightly in the color palette because i didnt wanna do a style copy. but i first imagined it as it being THEIR art#dont. dont ask. i have a weird brain. ive done this shit before.#if im not alone PLEASE sound off. its funny but im also like. please dont let me be the only one.#anyeays. i always loved this ship#i know rick ford was the big thing but i personally think its much funnier if theyre rivals and cant stand each other#bc of science ego and personality differences#all the while rick is canoodling with his brother#i feel like theyre a great match in that theyre kind of immature old conmen who are both game for pretty much anything#RIGHT before i posted i caught a shading issue and also that i forgot stan's five o clock shadow. HA#imagine i posted this yesterday before those fixes. god what a nightmare
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fox tweets (pt 2.5) ((ft. jeremy))
#me two days ago: be nice to Kevin hes doesn’t even know how to be a person :(#me today: LETS BE MEAN TO KEVIN#roast him guys!!!#also if you haven’t seen my other posts this one is a JOKE#I don’t really believe this would happen in canon#but it’s funny so enjoy#Andrew is a menace#Kevin day#Neil josten#jeremy Knox#allison Reynolds#Nicky hemmick#aftg#tfc#tsc#all for the game#in universe memes#mine
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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze
#guess who got their final scores back ahaaa#class avg was 60 percent 😭#also I have blocked the transformers tag on TikTok that place is a hellhole#bit of a vent here but it’s so crazy#I was talking to a person I didn’t even follow a while back and we were making jokes like yeah the autobots ship megastar#on my fyp a couple days later and I see them reposting “shipping megastar is bad and gross’ like bruh what#I saw one of my followers commenting ‘yeah can’t believe it’s so popular’ I HAVE POSTED MEGASTAR BEFORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE#I POSTED MY STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON FIGURES RAILING EACH OTHER#I only started posting cause I was like eh if it’s getting banned might as well#these people were poisoning my fyp smh#I’m convinced it’s just a moral superiority thing like all of those people who thought abo was so cringe and then someone was like#‘I secretly like abo’ and everyone agreed that they also like abo and it’s not that weird anymore#Ngl though. it is kinda sad but also kinda funny#sorry for the rant cause I talked about it before and I don’t want to keep on talking about it but those two baffled me#transformers#transformers fanart#megastar#megatron#starscream#transformers g1#megascream#maccadam#its like watching one of those religious couples where one of them is gay and theyre like 'I am working through my gay to be straight'
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Canonical MILF energy gender nonconforming single mom boruto Orochimaru you continue to be the funniest thing in the whole wide world to me
#thank you lord for giving me such a funny good ending to one of the most fucked up natuto chatacters#do u think if u time traveled back to the start of Naruto's publishing#and told them that Orochimaru gets objectively one of the best happy ends in the entire series#(immortal / pardoned of all crimes / young and beautiful again / has a healthy loving family /#still has all his power (political and otherwise / is buddies with sasuke + others he personally tortured & even lets them babysit his kid)#would anyone believe you?#probably not lets be real#youd probably get banned for shit posting on the theory threads#naruto#boruto#orochimaru#birds rambles#naruto shippuden
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I feel loved
Happy Birthday, Ritsu.
#ritsu kageyama#shou suzuki#ritshou#mob psycho 100#mp100#my art#Linktoo art#comic#funny story about this I forgot i had this comic prepared months ago and didthe last window piece yesterday then right before i posted it#then i realized and iwas like oh fuck i forgot literally one of my favourite pieces ever sitting in my mob psycho folder#this is a really personal experience in my own life so it's really special to me :3
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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.
#I fucking loved this episode but also FUCK- OH UH DON'T READ MY TAGS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET CAUSE UH SPOILERS LOL#dndads#dungeons and daddies#the peachyville horror#dndads spoilers#dndads s3 ep 5#tony collette#ebenezer white#[breathes]#TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK#choosing to believe there's a chance they save him#I REALLY hope they save him#please these tags were gonna be me rambling about how I'm so ready for him to accidentally become an actual spy#and how Ebenezer is just one more person I need him to have homoerotic tension with#BUT NOW WHAT#Anyways poor Will but also not poor Will cause it was REALLY funny how much everyone was screwing with him this episode zkbfeskgzl#stupidly it was the moth bit that got me the most and particularly Matt describing its journey lmao#Somehow- like I knew the Trudy stuff was gonna be dark but somehow it was even darker than I imagined like fuuuuuck#Also sounds like the people who theorized there'd been an og human Trudy were *probably* right?#Heh. But was it a normal death or was she *murdered* dun dun dun#*Very* excited for Kelsey's boxing match#Francis UH OH GOD??#the two scoops line was perfect though#what else what else... No I'm just caught on that ending now god DAMN it I don't care if they pull some cheap shit to save him#oh actually I know exactly what I want out of this but I'll make a separate post about that one sec lol#undescribed
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kiseki: dear to me as text posts (3/?)
#kiseki: dear to me#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#ai di#chen yi#kdtm#userspicy#useralias#mt#gifs#kdtmmemes#yes 65 year old coworker is zerui#yes he's like 30 I KNOW#rest of the main cast#is like 18-21 right#so he's basically ancient for them anyway#this is A JOKE#for the blond men one tho#i don't even have an explanation#i saw the post and it was funny#for me#ALSO couldn't use the actual dagger scene#for that dagger one#because it's like 1 second long#and fades to black#a crime against me personally
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Was skimming through some Dixon era BoP for no particular reason and came across a scene where 3 DIFFERENT MEN (Dick Grayson, Ted Kord and Jason Bard) all show up to Babs' door at almost exactly the same time bc they're all in love with her.
Birds of Prey (1999) #19
Which is, A) really funny on its own and B) actually extremely based from a representational view. Oracle was important as disability rep in comics for a lot of reasons, one of which being that she got mad bitches in her wheelchair. She had too much swag and they had to kill her
#ramblings of a lunatic#dc comics#dc#barbara gordon#dick grayson#ted kord#jason bard#normally I'd feel bad taggijg barely relevant characters but here i think it is feminism actually (/lh)#this is also not counting her Thing with Dinah. but also she's definitely having a thing with dinah (tho idk if at this point)#to me anyway#realizing i need to actually read all of bop from the start to fully understand babs' insane love life#also idk if this comes off as weird? like I'm not trying to imply babs is a cheater/player (i think it would be cool if she was. personally)#i just think it's funny she has all these men pining after her at this point in time#when later comics would try to convince you her peak desirability was as batgirl#like ik jason bard was a pre-crisis love interest for babs (I haven't read any of their relationship tho)#and so was dick. kinda (the age gap was WAYY bigger pre-crisis. like uncomfortably big actually)#so even that is like. 1.5 love interests basically. post crisis? you couldn't count the men lusting after babs on one hang#love that for her. get it girl!#i feel like this post is a sister post to my 'steph should get mad bitches' post. make of that what you will
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I just think it's funny if, post-timeskip, Sanji has changed... but not that much.
#i spent way too long on this lol im not even sure if it's funny#im just really enjoying exploring who post-timeskip transfem sanji is as a person#also her interactions with nami specifically are very fun to me#one piece#sanji#transfem sanji#nami#op fanart#fanart#id in alt text
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Feeling sad and lonely? Like you don't have a purpose in life, and no one cares about you?
No more! Starting today, instead of sitting around feeling sad, try Thinking About Your Favourite Fictional Characters Sneezing!
Not sure what to do with your life? Your blorbo stifling an allergy fit!
Lonely and craving human connection? Your lil guy getting induced by a kink!partner!
The days and nights seem to move by in an ever-flowing passage of time that you're just swept along in? They have a sneezy cold and need to be taken care of!
Instead of Sad, try Sneeze instead!
[Available wherever your brain will be merciful and let you dissociate, results may vary, use with caution, side effects may include: h*rny thoughts, snz headcanons, craving more canon snz, and the eventual & inevitable loneliness returning as you realize they are still fictional]
#this might be one of the stupidest things i have ever made/posted LMAO#but i am having! a rough night! the Lonely :tm: [so m/agnuscore of me <3] been hitting hard#some memories were poppin up i don't really! want!#and been feeling particularly alone lately sooooo! channeling all my energy into thinking about my lil guys#and! thus! this stupid ass post was born dajhsiklfgjnmjak-#i found it really funny just in of myself and it's a way to Cope with how lonely i am currently feeling so!!!!#maybe someone else will enjoy it too <3 but if not!!! then it is just for me and that is okay as well <3#could really use a hug tonight~ will be okay but yeah uh- seeing your friends preparing to have their life together#while you are feeling more alone than you've felt in years- well! it does somethin to a person <3#if anyone reads these tags thank you and also i'm sorry for the lil mini vent <3#i will be okay i promise i am just. not okay yet <3#anyways gonna stop being sad in tags and post this insane thing that ive created
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Friday Night SmackDown - 22/11/2024
#wwe#wweedit#jey uso#sami zayn#samijey#wwe gifs#roman reigns#smackdown#the bloodline#wwe smackdown#friday night smackdown#stuff i made#forgot to post this oops#hes so funny to me#sami 'im here for one person only' zayn
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2x02 // 3x01 // 3x03 // 3x13 // 4x12
Team huddle!
#so funny that there are no team huddles in s1 because they didn't plan back then#And then for most of s4 MK is in denial that there should be a plan beyond ''get my friends!''#lmk#lego monkie kid#plan man#one day I'll make my post of every time they mention the word ''plan''#that'll be a long one#''How could you lead us into this fight without a real plan?'' ''We've basically winged it without a real plan!''#yeah#4x12 did so much for me personally#Me pre s4: oh yeah it looks like MK took on the role of planning especially after Wukong failed to do so#And even further back MK focused on developing this skill after 1x10 when he was worried about winging it with his friends on the line#''What's the plan monkie man?'' ''I don't know. Wing it?'' ''Yeah! Sounds great!'' ''No! I didn't mean you guys too!''#s4 special: Hold my beer#Me: REALLY????? YOU'RE BRINGING THIS TO THE FOREFRONT FOR MK???#no one else may care but lmk writers just know. I do#I care
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DBDA Headcanon #2
Charles spent years and years trying to get on top of his anger and protectiveness because he noticed that, whenever he got really mad (like episode 4 angry), Edwin gets really weird and distant. Charles, obviously, assumes that he’s scaring Edwin and is constantly beating himself up about it.
meanwhile Edwin is distant because he’s trying desperately to repress his sexuality and ignore how attracted he is to angry Chares.
#that’s right there’s another one#it’s not as good but I thought it was funny as fuck so I posted it#Charles: :( :( :( Edwin must be scared of me I’m such an awful person I’m just like my dad#Edwin (deep in his subconscious): oh god I want him to fuck me#dead boy detectives#dbda#headcanon#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland
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Sorvus conversations via eye contact in season 7
Bonus:


#Soren pouting in that last one NEVER GETS OLD#ITS SO FUNNY TO ME#Soren#Corvus#sorvus#the dragon prince#tdp#the dragon prince spoilers#tdp spoilers#personal#scheduled post#100
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sometimes I get you shou yan on my weibo feed because of the overlap between it and frz so I’ve been enjoying the official human design sheets of their characters So Much. can’t believe those fluffballs are getting humansonas omg… I fucking love character sheets, these ones are SO FUN. super fun sketches, good personality and snippets of their characterization, cool layout and the human version designs are cute af!!! it tempts me to get into this series waahh
#the one L for me is that the fonts for their names are all the same. give em diff fonts to match their personalities!#ysy#you shou yan#fabulous beasts#tianlu#bixie#tubaoshu#tuye#i literally don't even go here i just like character sheets and i think these ones are >> full of personality#tubaoshu takes the cake for me. the dialogue bubble '吐宝ing' next to her hacking up gems is so funny. also her human design is cute#hope whoever is in eng fandom is having fun i will be thinking about these all day#my post#0 days since posting niche media nobody's heard of it will happen again
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