#Power Wash Simulator

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Now this. This is a crossover.

[nevesmose]

Power Wash Simulator × Warhammer 40,000 - The Horus Heresy Expansion Pack

You are Captain Balnaeus of the III Legion and only your elite squad of Emperor's Children™ Saponicus Spa Marines™ can deliver cleanliness to the galaxy's greatest warriors - the Primarchs™ rendered for the first time in ultra-realistic detail!

Guilliman - this is pretty much a tutorial level where he stands there grimly T-posing and hating every moment. If you spray him in the face, Yvraine will pop up in the corner of your screen and laugh like the dog from Duck Hunt.

Horus - similar to Guilliman but introducing environmental hazards. Getting his giant ornamental shoulder-wolf wet is an instant fail and using too strong a setting on his nose tube will make it fall out, causing him to frenzy. There's also a final quick time event with a floor buffer to get his head nice and shiny. Overall still a pretty easy level but the difficulty curve gets much steeper from here.

Perturabo - using all the skills you've developed so far, but on a very short time limit before his patience runs out and he stomps you to death. Watch out for the corners of his giant square headpiece since the dirt and resentment really gets wedged in there. You can reset the timer once by summoning Calliphone, but then you have to deal with her making judgmental yet undeniably accurate comments about you for the rest of the level.

Konrad - unlike other levels, this time the primarch is actively avoiding you by moving erratically around the arena and screaming prophecies. The key is to use the most powerful washer setting to stagger him and then clean his weak points while he's stunned. Not too difficult once you learn his attack patterns but the late stage move where he summons Sevatar to throw a bucket of blood and viscera over him can catch you out if you aren't expecting it.

In the second phase he'll start shielding himself under his feather cloak which has an impenetrable layer of grease and filth on it. When he does this, Sevatar will be somewhere in the arena trying to unplug your power washer so you have to find and spray him to get Konrad to come back out.

Fulgrim - this level has a complex RPG / dating sim conversation mechanic where you can persuade him to adopt various poses from classical art and statuary to gain better access to his illustrious nooks and crannies. His comments get wittier and wittier each time so you need to be quick on the draw with your own incisive bon mots or he'll get bored. His eyes do that disconcerting thing where they're always locked on to the player no matter where you are in the room.

Fulgrim Transfigured - maxing out your relationship status with Fulgrim will unlock this secret post-Heresy level in which your power washer has been mutated into a throbbing fleshy construct that spurts glittering purple lubricant all over Daemon Fulgrim while he writhes around orgasmically.

At this point the DLC was removed from all online storefronts so the final and most difficult level, Daemon Primarch Mortarion, only exists as concept art.

[megahorous]

Ghostbusters DLC for Power Wash Simulator !

[cottoncandylesbo]

2MORROW...

oh yeah. we're getting fucked up and powerwashing again. you know it. with my pals @jame7t and @breakbeatbun !!

6PM CENTRAL... SPLASH IN !

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was power washing myself like I was in power wash simulator.

[peepawstims]

Power Wash Simulator Stimboard

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[kirbybabyluigi]

Man who played no kingdom hearts games ever predicts kingdom hearts 4 worlds

[fiore-firelily]

every gamer girl has been waiting years for this text message

[parasocialdnp]

clean him

[bellmo15-blog]

So sad to see another popular video game character I grew up with get hooked on drugs. :(

[crabsinvideogames]

Power Wash Simulator

This crab can be found in the Clean the Submarine level, where it can be seen after cleaning the submarine's tail fin.

While it mentions the Crab Bay Aquarium, the aquarium itself isn't in view of the level area.

[ineffableigh]

Getting ready to stream at 1PM EST!!!

Fixed my green screen, got a pop filter for the mic and GOT THE NEW WALLACE AND GROMIT DLC FOR POWER WASH SIMULATOR BAYBEEE! Let's go see if the moon is made of cheese and/or washable!

[megahorous]

Simpsons DLC for Power Wash Simulator ! 🍩 🍺

[tartaricing]

Finished a commission, so Power Wash Simulator is eating my soul

[katjapetersart]

40k Power Wash Simulator...

And a little wheelchair race!

[ladymirdan]

So the 40k dlc for Powerwash Simulator just dropped, and on the subject of Land Raiders: the first mission in the dlc is to clean one for the Ultramarines. It made me think of you! :D

Was she as glorious as mine?