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#R U FOR REAAAAL#LOOK AT HIM#obviously everyone is welcome to their own headcanons#but i know viktor has this guy wrapped around his finger#and vise versa#i love him#jayce talis#arcane#arcane jayce#jayvik#arcane memes
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Spring notice!
Written this to a few moots already but I figure it'll be good to write here, too, for just a general thing
Idk if I've said this before but when it comes time for Spring, I start getting reaaaal weird
When it's somewhere between +2 and +8 Celsius (that's between 35 and 46 Fahrenheit for you Americans!) after the winter, my brain tends to freak out for some reason, leading to symptoms oooooof:
1. Anxiety!
Constant! Ever-present! 'Sitting in my bed with the anxiety levels of someone being hunted for sport' type stuff!
Being among people irl is terrifying! :)š
I feel unable to breathe! :D
Which also leads to
2. Paranoia!
Fear that everyone I meet is out to get me and that my friends either don't care or hate me. The classic! š¤£
And both of these also lead tooooooo:
3. Increased time spent online!
It's a coping mechanism as an attempt to distract myself from my anxiety. Oh, not that it'll translate into much of anything productive, though!
And this exciting cocktail of horrors can also lead toooooooo:
4. self-isolating irl while hoping for online contact I will most likely be too shy and anxious to reach out for!
What if we just took my usual fear of being seen as annoyingā¦AND CRANKED IT UP TO 11? :D WOULDN'T THAT JUST BE H I L A R I O U S ? !
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The 0.1% possibility someone might find me annoying will never come true! š Because I never allow myself the possibility! :))))
5. Randomly bursting into tears for no reason š„²
So if I start getting weird, now you'll know why!
I am not in my right mind! šµāš«
And if it seems like I'm using humor as a coping mechanism here, you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! š
All I can do is hope warmer times come quickly this year, so until then I gotta just fake it fake it fake it, til hopefully I make it! šŗ
(Hopefully it'll be more like 2022 where all my anxiety happened in February and then it got warmer really fast. Hopefully not like 2023 where it kept going up and down and up and downā leading to a constant state of anxiety lasting almost two and a half months)
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oh bae i just read ur sextherapist!sylus and virgin!r and the way heās like teaching her what heās doing to her omfg..
āthereās abt more then 10 thousand nerves up in hereā bitch if u keep whispering in my ear like that ur dick boutta feel all those 10k+ nerves-WOAH WHO SAID THAT
anyway iāve always been more a zayn girly yet this fic alone has given me 10 years onto my life AND has fully converted me to a sylus girl so thank you

AAAAHH thank u for reading pook šāāļøš im so glad u liked it was my first time writing for him and heās soooooo argh. REAAAAL need him so bad like yesterday
omg a fellow zayne girlie ššš. but ur so sweeeeeet !!!!!! tysm and IMSO GLAD UR ALSO A SYLUS GIRLIE NOW MWAAAAAH
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I fell at work and hurt my leg reaaaal good, this is why working is bad yall
r u okay??
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Got tagged by one of my favourite bloggers since I joined this hellsite @scallioncreamcheesebagel to do a thing where I do a song per letter of my username so let's go!!
E - Electric Feel by MGMT (I know it's a meme but it's actually a good song + the Justice remix too)
U - UNDERNEATH IT ALL by Ada Rook (if you've never listened to any of her music or other projects like Black Dresses and hard electronic music doesn't scare you do yourself a treat and listen)
C - Combat Baby by Metric (from my favourite album ever so you know, representing)
H - Haus of Holbein from the cast recording of Six (I'm not the biggest musical fan but some make me go haywire)
R - Red Wine by Megan Thee Stallion (the sweetest jam from the sweetest in the business)
E - E. V. O. L. by Marina and the Diamonds (you know, before she gave up the name and any edge to her music)
I - I Split My Ribs Open by Left At London (forget the memes, Nat Puff is a genius and that shows reaaaal early)
A - AESTHETIC by Backxwash (I get the people who like her most recent stuff but her raps feel so very raw + that Toxic sample makes me jump with joy)
D - Devil Town by Cavetown (from his only actually good album do not @ me + listen to the cover from Devinyl Spilts and contemplate how wonderful his music could have been after his self-titled)
E - Empires by The Electric Swing Circus (ph look my electro swing days! Bit since it's in my mom's permanent playlist I do often remember it)
Tagging @wyrmsoftheheart @beneluxian @killyfromblame @butchbyte @logicandreasonkilledtheboer @goomymegpoid @dykefarmerdaddy
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if u r still listening to songs cherry came too by the jesus and mary chain reminds me of early seasons deancas.... <3
YEAH oh the groove coming off this one is reaaaal nice. love the way it balances that with being a bit unhinged! deep understanding of the delicious destiel mutual destruction instinct
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i am also awake. it is 1:21am where i am. i am eating pasta. i hope ur doodles r going great. if u made a doodle of akaashi in his post sex glory i will b awake to like it and write a message on how lovely it is. but if u draw something else i will write a message about it too. bc ur art is lovely. thank u
AYEEE Night owls, unite!! š¦ Man, what kind of pasta though?! Youāre making me crave this vegan Mac n Cheese Iād make with pumpkin and coconut milk, and itās so yummy.
Itās going great!! Finishing up my Reon doodle (because heās a lil underrated and needs some love), and I might just do Akaashi, who knowsssss šHmm, if I do, his hair would be reaaaal messy.
And thank you so much, thatās incredibly sweet of you š„ŗbut please donāt stay up too late boo, Iāll probably save these to post sometime tomorrow at around 4 pm heehee.
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Ok so I actually feel awkward even typing this out but uh, I've been reading this shoemila fic for jokes, and I got to this chapter where camila literally pegs shawn and on one hand, it's making me feel reaaaal uncomfy and I'm thinking of checking out of the fic, but at the same time something about the concept of this being in an actual shoemila fic is very amusing lmao
J E S U S C H R I S T
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My days. Do u ever think like how u make ppl special. Not in a like damn they dont mean anything way but like u see someone n ur like WOW u r a real human i had a connection with. Well damn ! Good for u ur so lucky but like theyre a reaaaal human u once chilled with like damn like wow u r real but u have ur own life when i dont see u like woaaaah
#do j get me#like woww uv been inside me#HENDJWJWWJ#im giggling#but its so detached#and its like daaaaaamn#how can even impact who i am#guys#how can u*#like as in#u r just⦠u#and u r whoever i wanna perceive u to be (in my mind) n move in#on#LIKE wow i am ^ and u are not#NOT IN A BAD WAY like just as in#u r amazing person but u cant dictate how i feel ab myself ygmmm
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dont bring ur dogs with u on hikes if ur gonna encourage them to fuc with the wildlife. Tired of humans playing god and acting like its natural order, no kyle your dog is actually not a wolf it is a domesticataded domicile little botch boy who whores his love to strangers he is not feral domesticataded animals r not part of your local ecosystems food chain and im tired of people thinking its cute to get theirpets to chase squirrels and the like same typa ppl who insist on live feeding to their pets clearly you do not care about the risk of ur dog getting fucked by a REAAAAL wild animal all over his cute little submissibe snoot and dont care about the favt that you are wasting that wild animals life your dog does not need to eat that squirrel he has hopefully delicious food waiting for him at home because you CHOSE to takein this animal and humanity CHOSE to domesticate said animal so treat it like the submissive bitch it is and dont encourage that shit also its loud i do not need to hear u yelling get em! get that squirrel! as ur dog barks his nutsack off i am trying to relax and on top of it when i am in the wilds i listen harder to the soundsof the everything because it is nice unlike human sockety so i am unprepared and sensitive like an aborted fetus out of my mothers womb not ready for the world writhing in AGONNNYY
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hey all !! is here; while im workin on replies n starters on both lucas n myungok ( sorry i suck .. lol .... ) i bring u my THIRD character, my rapper baby jae seo ( aka main rap of static , rouxās baby brother , and all around peter parker but Lamer ) !! his profile may be found HERE, and his bio HERE ; i have a few plot ideas thatāll be under the cut of this post , but if u had any storylines youd like to explore w him give this a LIKE n ill slide into ur dms or ur discords ( fuck u cube.#3013 ) :] i cant wait to be writing with u all even more !! luh luh kiss kiss
so just so you know a lil bit about jae; heās v much family oriented, cares a lot about his mom and his sisters and loves american hip hop music prolly more than he loves himself ! he seems kinda smartass-y and tht comes off as cocky sometimes but he means well, nd underneath that tough guy exterior hes just . a kid who never grew up tbh ?! hides a lot of insecurity behind his talent which is undeniable, by the way, and he hates dancing and girly groups n anything that has to do with the moreĀ ā manufactured,Ā ā more fakeĀ typāa music in d industry. seems like the type to sleep around but honestly has probably only slept w like one person in his life SKSKSKSKSK. believes hes gna marry ariana grande someday. yeahhh.
for plots:Ā
iād like to see a childhood/online friend heād had growing up ? someone who met him when he moved to korea , or someone who knew him thru an online platform when he still lived in manhattan .Ā
someone heād been close with pre-debut ! their relationship can be discussed now
jaeās been labeled as a new york heartthrob a lot ; mb ur muse is someone whos been shipped w jae before n either u reaaaally hate each other or ur rly just close friends !?
people who r turned off by his smart alecky comments n kinda just roll their eyes at him or brush him off
people he looks up to ! people who look up to him !
the one ( 1 ) person heād ever slept with .. hes prolly reaaaal protective of this person , still fetches them morning coffee some days just bc he cares abt them lots !
the first person heād ever been head over heels for .. can b the person who took his first time , but treatment will be different !
best friends ! collab buddies ! people he gets pizza with !
people who like him but hate his brother / vice versa
god ANYTHIGNGG really ,,
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alphabet nsfw meme; sierra.
A = Aftercare (What theyāre like after sex) sierra is honestly really cuddly. like, axel (or any partner, really.) can't just roll over and go to sleep immediately, she needs to get held by them and just have some real Soft Moments afterwards before any sleeping can be done. so chest to chest, her fingers in their hair. sometimes she is able to sleep without it, but. not often.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partnerās) her favourite bodypart of her own is her butt. or her tiddies. and for axel, it's his back. or his stomach.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically⦠Iām a disgusting person) i mean, she digs swallowing. but she also likes if axel ends up shooting his shot on her tiddies. she sees it as some weird marking thing. also, she doesn't mind getting cum on her face. she subscribes to the "jizz is great for your skin." world, so y'know.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) she's definitely fantasized about drew sexually at least once. while drunk on wine. but she'll never cop to it. she likes to block it out, ok. she drunk and lonely and probably sad.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyāre doing?) she is not very experienced at all, though most of her experience has come from axel. which he's very patient, especially as she tries to find herself and what she wants to try and stuff. she kinda wishes he'd suggest things more, but that's just because she's almost at a loss on what to do/try. one day, she'll search for porn and find /something/ but. we'll see.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) sierra is really big into riding, which she never thought she would be because of her insecurities, but it's genuinely just her favourite. she loves how it makes her feel and just.. digs being on top and getting to look down at axel (probably because she's a smol bitch and he's a tol bitch, so role reversal, probably.)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) i mean, she's honestly pretty giggly?? like, it's never too serious, but never outright scream laughing. she'll crack jokes if she's feeling some kind of awkward way, but that happened more at the beginning. but still. sex isn't fun without laughs, so bye.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) she trims. she doesn't know what she likes for grooming yet, but she's absolutely fucking terrified to get fully waxed, so that's not happening like, ever. and the carpet does not match the drapes, the carpet is much darker.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspectā¦) she really likes to touch. it makes her feel connected. so even if they're doing the do, and changing positions and such, she wants to touch axel in some way, even for a few minutes. lot of face cupping. and rubbing his arms, weirdly. i don't know. it makes her feel intimate, okay. it's even better if it's slow, and that kinda MAKE LOVE~ bangs, but. y'know. she also is very vocal when it comes to complimenting during sex, so.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) she rarely feels satisfied after masturbating. a lot of it is just a mental block that she has to kind of hop over herself, but she much prefers to play with someone else than just herself. so.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) one of her secret, that she hasn't accepted or whatever, kinks is like.. collaring. but then she sees Other People and it weirdly creeps her out but she kinda wants one of those little cute collars. not related to animal things. i think she just mainly digs the aesthetic but. idk. one day she wants one and for axel to have a lil chain leash to pull her with. don't @ me. i don't know what other kink she has. public sex, i s'pose. public things. she's real into that, even if it's terrifying.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) IN THE FOREST. against the trees. on the ground. in the lil lake thing. anywhere in there. it's always her fav, even if it was winter, and she just finds it way romantic.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) dirty talking for reaaaal. and like, mega neck kissing. whispering in the ear. y'know. grope her bum a little, and wow, wouldja look at that, she's gonna rub it against you.
N = NO (Something they wouldnāt do, turn offs) fisting. like she is absolutely not into that, will not try it, try to fist her and she will kick you in the face so fucking face. it's not even funny. Do Not. she also has a bad turn off to bad breath. like real bad. gtf level bad.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) i mean, she's rarely gonna say no to getting oral, but she really digs giving it more. she really did realise what deepthroating was cause of glee, and she knows she can do it and when she does it and gets the reaction she wanted?? she is just beamin' happily.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) it depends on the day, ok. it really does. the mood. sometimes a bitch wanna be slow and sensual and Loved.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) well i mean. she's for it. she's participated in some. they're great for momentarily scratching an itch if there's a time crunch. like when either her or axel's plane is gonna leave and they wanna get one last bang in before not seeing each other for month. she obviously prefers the full blown kinda sex, but quickies can be hot. esp if their clothes are still on and underwears just pulled to the side. sick.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) well, she likes public bangs, so yes, there's risk involved there. she's also really game to experiment. like she kind of is open to trying a lot of things at least once? unless she's immediately turned off by something.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they lastā¦) i mean. she doesn't know how many rounds for sure. at least like, two. three, she might be too tired. she doesn't last too long, though, like. axel's good at what he does, and she knows he knows that from how easy she can end up being in his hands.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) she does own toys, and they mostly came from axel, so they could do some distance play. the remote controlled vibrator gets used the most because axel is a goddamn MENACE. but she has fun with it, when it works and stuff. for her own self, she really just has a decent lil vibe, kinda old, she just hasn't bothered to buy a new one. i do not believe she has sex toys to use on axel. not yet. maybe One Day.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) god. she's annoying by how much she likes to tease and the lowkey power trip it gives her, like. when she got to tease axel last time she was in FL, and he was at work?? she was like yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas. and it led to, in her opinion, one of the best sex experiences they've ever had together. Ā she also sends him teasing nudes. to be a douche.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) LMAO. sierra is a very loud girl. like. exceptionally loud. she can't help it. being quiet is an issue for her, and one she should probably work on, especially with her love for the public bangs, buuuuuuut. she's a moaner and honestly, kind of like a squeaker. it feels weird to say she's like an anime character, but it's like that, just not on a creepy childish level, ok.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) when she cums, it's like she's seizing the fuck out. full blown shakes, she can't really help it. she is Feeling It. and also she's dramatic. so it fits her. goodbye.
X = X-Ray (Letās see whatās going on in those pants, picture or words) .. she got a vagina and some tiddies fam wtf
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) honestly it's pretty high. if she was consistently getting sex, she probably would chill out at least a little, but she's definitely on a "oh i want it all the time, why can't i have it" trip at the moment. thirsty lil shit she is.
Z = ZZZ (⦠how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) like i said earlier, she needs some snug time before sleeping but once that's done, she can pass out pretty easily. she's usually exhausted after sex.
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GIRRRRL!!! R U EVEN REAAAAL? WUHUHU LOVE YOU
Stay safe and healthy š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ

Ever since I was 13, Iāve been excited about turning 31 because itās my lucky number backwards, which is why I wanted to surprise you with this now. Youāve all been so caring, supportive and thoughtful on my birthdays and so this time I thought I would give you something! I also know this holiday season will be a lonely one for most of us and if there are any of you out there who turn to music to cope with missing loved ones the way I do, this is for you. There are 15 tracks on the standard edition of evermore, but the deluxe physical edition will include two bonus tracks - āright where you left meā and āitās time to goā āļø All *digital downloads* of the album will include an exclusive, digital booklet with 16 brand new photos. You can pre-order evermore now here.
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ALL THOSE BOOTIFUL QUESTIONS FOR DA SNAS
I did all my boys cause I got hit with all the inspiration.
How old were you when you & your F/O(s) first met?Sans: I was 18. He was (122) 24 in human terms.
Red: I was 19. He was (135) 26 in human terms.
Jaws: I was 16. He was (150) 29 in human terms. He was reaaaal hesitant about dating someone so young.
Did you & your F/O(s) get along at first or did it take time?Sans: We got a long like a house on fire almost immediately, though romantically speaking I was gone with a crush on him immediately. Took him a few months after.
Red: Red and I had a really rough start, he wasnāt too keen on humans or the idea of being friends with any since he came up to the surface and was met with racism. Though Iām a persistent jackass and didnāt leave him alone until I got him to crack and laugh at one of my jokes. By then he was the one that couldnāt leave me alone. Took almost a solid 2 months. Romantically, it didnāt even take close to as long, about a month after and weād both fell for each other.
Jaws: OH THIS GUY- lemme tell you; he did not like me at ALL. I was a nervous wreck whole time I met him, being new to monsters in general, but he was a hulking mass of scaring that purposely intimidated me into the ground. Growling at me and not smiling at all, giving me the dark eyed stare. It wasnāt until I awkwardly stumbled over a pun that he kind of cracked a smile and I knew he wasnāt all bad. Took me meeting Crooks for him to really relax around me. Anyone who immediately liked his bro was good in his books. Romantically, he didnāt even touch the idea with a ten foot pole until I was 18, he didnāt want to come off as a creep who liked kids. Even then heād complained about being too old for me. Though Iād already been gone with a crush on him for a solid year.
Who asked who out first?Sans: I asked him, though at the time itād been more of a friend date.
Red: As soon as Red knew he wanted me, he very bluntly told me so and took me out.
Jaws: I did. Though I was flat out rejected at first, since he strongly disliked how young I was in comparison to him, in monster and human terms. Iād down right given up after, but after Tori explained to him a humans full life span and that I WAS indeed considered an adult, heād given me a shot and asked me out.
Where did you go on a first date?Sans: Stargazing in the backyard using his old telescope, simple but magical.
Red: Out to Grillbyās, as heād said; āOnly the best for my Doll.ā
Jaws: Weād stayed in and watched a movie. He was too shy to take me out on our first few dates, he hadnāt wanted anyone to see me out with him. He was really self conscious of his looks, and didnāt want anyone to give me shit for being with a monster.
Does your F/O have any silly nicknames for you?Sans: We call each other Squish and Squash occasionally. Cause Iām squishy, and he likes to squash me.
Red: Heāll call me Ripper cause I TORE MY PANTS THAT ONE TIME-
Jaws: Slip ānā Slide. Cause Iāve a bad tendency to forget to take my socks off and end up slipping on tiles and polished wood a lot. Like, way too often.
What is your favourite thing about your F/O(s)?Sans: I love his eyes, and how they really convey his emotions. Heart eyes are a rare occurrence but Iāve only ever seen them happen for Pap and I so theyāre special.
Red: His gold tooth. His ashamed of it, cause itās a reminder of the first fight heād ever lost, but that just makes me kiss it a lot more. Heās slowly starting to pout about it less.
Jaws: Justā¦him. His presence. Anytime he enters a room I just immediately feel safe and happy.
Do you like to cuddle with your F/O(s)?Sans: Heāll randomly just fall on me, wrap his arms around me and not get up. So even if I didnāt like it Iād have no choice.
Red: He likes to tickle me if I cuddle him, so I love it but at the same time he makes me want to kick him.
Jaws: heās down for cuddles anytime, I just gotta sit in his lap and itās cuddle city!
Tell a funny story about your F/O(s)Sans: During a game of Beer Pong at Grillbyās I accidentally threw a ping pong ball in his eye, it was rattling around in there for weeks until he justā¦sneezed it out.
Red: Heās a sleep talker. Heāll have full, nonsense conversations in his sleep. Once heād confessed his love for his hot dog stand and I think they got married? I have it on tape and stored away for Anime Night so I can show Alphys and Undyne.
Jaws: He purrs sometime, but unintentionally, and when weāre cuddling. He vehemently denies it though.
When was your first kiss with your F/O(s)?Sans: On our third date, I initiated it cause he was too much of a flustered mess when I asked.
Red: First date, surprisingly chaste kiss on the cheek as a goodnight.
Jaws: A month after we started dating he finally gave into my prodding and we kissed. It was just a peck, heād been too scared of accidentally nicking me with his teeth.
Whoās the big spoon?Sans: We switch, it just depends on if Iām prepared to get bruised by bones or not.
Red: He is, he will never ever ever be the little spoonā¦.okay maybe here was that one time, but donāt tell anybody!
Jaws: Itās mostly him, cause heās massive. But if heās in need of comfort or extra assurance about himself, Iāll manage.
Do you & your F/O(s) go out a lot or tend to stay in more?Sans: We go out the most, stargazing is our thing. Heās also a fan of camping out in the forest.
Red: Will never say no to a lazy date in the house, but if heās feeling good heāll take me out to a fancy restaurant. He spoils me too much.
Jaws: We rarely go out for a date, heās still too ashamed of himself, heās getting better about it but weāll still end up going somewhere secluded. Most public thing weāve done is go to the movies.
How do you comfort your F/O(s) when they are upset?Sans: I canāt touch him when heās initially upset, or in a majorly bad mood. But if heās not too bad Iāll just silently hug him. He doesnāt like talking about things that upset him.
Red: I actually cant touch him at all until heās completely cooled down. If heās mad I leave him alone or heāll lash out at me, if heās sad Iāll sit and talk with him. He opens up occasionally when thatās the case, he cries a lot.
Jaws: First sign heās upset is heāll come pick me up, take me to his room, and just cuddle me. He doesnāt like talking things out, he just wants to hold me. I donāt push it and ask, the first time I didā¦well, I donāt want to give him another panic attack.
Whatās your favourite activity you & your F/O(s) do togetherDoes sex count-//SLAP
Sans: Stargazing.
Red: If you ask him, itās sex. He just wonāt admit he likes to just sit and watch me do things. Just being around each other is nice.
Jaws: Taking naps together. We both end up getting really good sleep.
What was your first argument with your F/O(s) about?Sans: About moving in together, he didnāt want to put me at risk, since theyād been having vandalism problems.
Red: About our relationship. He was still nervous about the whole Monster/Human thing.
Jaws: Heād been a bit controlling and tried to put me on a curfew, not allowed to be out past 7pm. I argued back cause I would have lost my job. Turns out heād just been worried cause of the amount of stabbing sin my country. So weād comprised and on nights I worked heād pick me up, and if I went out without him Iād text him every hour. It does get tiresome but I know heās just anxious.
Who cooks for who most often?Sans: Ha, Papyrus spoils us both. But Sans will occasionally bake me something for special occasions. Or if he thinks he fucked up and wants to get on my good side.
Red: Boss handles the cooking and we are both banned from the kitchen cause neither of us can cook to his standards. Red will take me out for fancy food though.
Jaws: Heās taken over cooking since weāve started dating. Food was a big thing Underground, and Sans considers it a major show of affection to cook me food. Iām not complaining, heās foodās fucking amazing.
Where is their favorite place to be kissed?Sans: The neck vertebrae, makes him hot and bothered.
Red: heās a horn dog, loves a kiss on the pelvis.
Jaws: He says he likes it when I kiss the cracks in his skull, I donāt do it often though, it makes him happy cry. And he hates crying.
Is your f/o ticklish?Sans: this fucker- t h i s f u c k e r- is ticklish on his funny bone, and his funny bone ONLY.
Red: touch the back of his skull just were the vertebrae connect and his first knee jerk reaction will be to punch whoever did it in the face. His incredibly ticklish there, and his spine.
Jaws: he aināt ticklish anywhere, his magic is stretched too thin to be particularly sensitive anywhere.
How would you describe your f/oās laugh?Sans: High pitched wheezing, the exact opposite of his voice. Itās almost like giggles.
Red: Itāll start with a snort then desolve into loud bellows of deep laughter. Heāll slap his knee or a table to accompany it.
Jaws: Raspy chuckles. Though occasionally heāll let out a wheezy bellow Laughter right from the gut.
Whatās their favorite kind if date?Sans: Stargazing, particularly when itās clear out. Heās started to study astrology so it never gets old for him.
Red: He likes the type of dates that start out wholesome and warm, that slowly devolve into teasing and end with a passionate fuck in bed.
Jaws: He likes snuggle dates on the couch, with a nice comedy movie or when we read together.
Do you propose to them or do they propose to you?Sans: heāll propose to me in the showiest way possible. A mariachi band will 100% be involved.
Red: heās gonna do it quietly, in private. So he can be tender about it without worrying about prying eyes.
Jaws: heād 100% reject me if I proposed. So heād have to be the one proposing, much like Red heād do it privately, so any rejection heād potentially receive wouldnāt be public. He has too much anxiety already.
Does your f/o want kids?Sans: He wants a girl. Says heās had enough of raising boisterous boys from when he had to raise Paps.
Red: Just wants a kid. Heād love to be a dad, though he doesnāt admit that a lot.
Jaws: He doesnāt want children. Heās too ashamed of himself and what heād had to do Underground. The memories of some of the ways the kids died Underground still get to him.
What does your f/o smell like?Sans: Bones, ketchup, way to much perfume and pine trees.
Red: Heās got a metallic smell to him, kinda like rusted metal. Also mustard.
Jaws: no matter how hard he tries to wash it out, thereās always the lingering smell of blood left on his bones. He also smells like stake and coffee.
How does your f/o sleep? (some examples: Do they toss and turn or are they still? Do they snore? Do they talk in their sleep? Are they sleepwalkers?)Sans: Twitches like a dog and snores in his sleep, occasionally heāll mutter nonsense. He a surprisingly heavy sleeper.
Red: Sleeps like the dead, completely still. Snores quietly but is a major sleep talker.
Jaws: He doesnāt sleep often, about 4 times a week but when he does he rarely stays asleep. Heās a very light sleeper and occasionally sleep walks around the house.
Does your f/o like video games, or do they prefer books?Sans: he loves both, donāt make him chose.
Red: Give him Bloodbourne, Dark Souls or Skyrim and heāll be gone for weeks. He also has a weirdly morbid fixation with Pokemon. āso therā monsters right? anā I get ta fight āem to tha death? sweet.ā
Jaws: he prefers a nice quiet book over video games, especially violent ones. But he likes the Harvest Moon games.
Does your f/o like movies? If yes, what kinds?Sans: give this man a sci-fi movie and heāll be completely enthralled, his eyes will get real wide and heāll be super focused. Also classic comedy movies are his jam.
Red: Horror movies and comedies. If itās both heāll watch it like 10 fucking times in a row and laugh just as loudly at the jokes.
Jaw: Please make sure the movie doesnāt contain blood, it could trigger him into a panic attack. He likes wholesome or dirty comedies, and a few fantasy films; like Harry Potter!
Does your f/o have any habits?Sans: Sansā¦babyā¦PICK UP YOUR SHIT.
Red: ALSO PICK UP YOUR SHIT. And stop putting the empty milk back in the fridge!
Jaws: He picks at his crack when heās anxious, or will drum his fingers loudly and fast. He also forgets to take care of himself a lot, I have to gently remind him to eat or shower.
When they smile how does it make you feel?Sans: When its genuine I can never stop myself from grinning like a dork back. Makes me happy to see him happy.
Red: He smirks more than smiles, and it has got me really horny on more than one occasion. But genuine, gentle smiles have got me giggling. Which immediately makes him a flustered mess.
Jaws: whenever he genuinely smiles I actually have to fight back tears. Heās getting better, but he doesnāt get genuinely happy enough to smile often.
What your favorite word to hear your f/o say?Sans: āNekaya.ā My name, cause whenever he says it, itās usually followed by a lovely surprise or genuine compliment.
Red: āSweetheart.ā Depending on the tone this word does all sorts of things to me.
Jaws: āLove.ā He isnāt open with his feelings enough, but when he is itās always a special moment.
Can your describe your f/oās voice?Sans: Deep and lulling. Like what a male siren might sound like.
Red: Deep and growly, the slightest shift in tone can make or break your day.
Jaws: deep, quiet and raspy. He doesnāt talk for too long.
Can you describe how your f/o kisses?Sans: Slow and lazy, true to his nature. He falls asleep kissing me a lot.
Red: Justā¦rough. Even when his gentle thereās an edge to it.
Jaws: hesitant but sincere, like heās giving it his all but heās expecting you to pull away.
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Love is a special word for āCAREā Care is a special word for āFRIENDā Friend is a special word for āUā And U r very special for āMEā ā”ā§( ą„ā¢ā”⢠)
jalfmkdsjf lubna omg this is so sweet cā:Ā ā” thank u so much *hugs u reaaaal tight*
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how is HE EVEN REAAAAL SUMMER R U OKAY BC IM NOT
i donāT FUCKING KNOW NO I AM NOT OKAY JUST ASSUME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!!
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