#RISE! RISE! RISE! RIIIIISE!

[corntort]

OLD MEN ENJOYERS RISE UP!!!!!

[chinelacanta]

at risk of losing his ‘red haired’ title from how green jealousy makes him

[rataccatak]

this is so absurd and plausible, it's making me lose my shit laughing

I was talking to a friend and realized I never explained my bonkers “Plague Doctor is building up to an X-man storyline” theory, so here goes:

1. The first arc introduces the central conflict of Sergey trying to get the orphanage reopened. This gets sidetracked by chasing the Dagbaevs and is never resolved.

2. The crossover arc introduces a bunch of superpowered kids with no families and malicious adults in charge of them. Three kids are shown, and it’s suggested that experiments are continuing on children. All the people Lera has rescued from Machaon so far are adults, so an unknown number of superpowered orphans are still out there somewhere.

3. The Machaon arc has a whole aside making sure we know that there are two guys with superpowers hanging around who would, in an ideal world, be teachers.

So you know what I’m thinking…

[iilmunchkiin]

Riiiise

Riiiise

RIIIIISE STAROBA PERSON!

RISE AGAIN!

[liz-freemen]

RISE! MY CHILDREN! RIIIIISE!!!

[crodeee]

DWIGHT FANS.... RIIIIIISE UP!!!!! RIIIIISE UP!!!!!!!!!! RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIIIIISEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

my tortured man. i love him so much. Rolls him around in my head

[burritello3000]

RiseXIDW Crossover

So I’m always writing or picturing TMNT stuff in my head all the time. I’ll write and animate crossovers in my head. I’m currently writing/imagining a Rise IDW crossover in my head. Here’s a little scene from it that I thought was hilarious. Here’s a little context first: Two rise turtles got captured by the Mutantimals (because I love separating the turtles and having at least one held hostage for some reason) We’re at issue 110 (I think) and IDW Leo is sneaking into the Mutanimals facility to eventually overhear Hob ordering Stone and Night to infiltrate the Splinter Clan dojo. Now let’s get onto the scene :)

Leonardo made his way to the room the bulldog had told him to go to. Everything is going to plan, the blue-masked turtle thought as he slipped through the dimly-lit hallway. He was almost there when he heard some obnoxious singing. Normally, the ninja wouldn’t stop just for annoying singing, but something seemed to pull at him. Leonardo tried to shove down the feeling and continued on. However, before he could take another step, the lyrics to the song brought him to a halt. “Go ninja, go ninja, go!” The voice sang, the sound vibrating through the hall. There was a pause before another voice started singing. “Go ninja, go ninja, go.” The new voice sounded flatter and quieter than the last one. Leonardo thought he could also hear beatboxing in the background. What the shell is going on? The turtle thought crossly before turning back down the hall. Are the Mutanimals trying to make fun of ninjas or something? He meant to continue on, but the first mysterious singer’s words stopped him once more. “Riiiiise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Rise baby, rise baby!” Whistling joined the song at some point. The second voice started singing. “Donnie and his backup turtle!” This made Leonardo’s heart race. Why were they singing about Donnie? And wasn’t a teenage mutant ninja turtle exactly what he was? “Heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!!!” The voices sang together, the last few words echoing into silence. Until the peace was shattered by the pounding of hands on metal. “SHUT UP YOU TURTLES!” Someone screamed. “Or I’ll tape your mouths shut!” Leonardo had an inkling of who might be singing. Don’t worry, guys. I’ll come back for you.

And that’s it! Can anyone take a guess at who’s captured and annoying the shit out of the Mutanimals? 😉

[alephnol]

Awooooo!

RISE, RISE, RIIIIISE!,

[amatorycalliope]

You want the filth? Okay here’s the filth

A beautiful neon classical composition- somehow synthesized to sound like a glass clavichord ringing in an ornate room full of wood and velvet, the groaning of whirling stick, the polyphonic details just below the surface, tingling the head from the inside, leaving the dreamy wakefulness of feeling ones body more for the stillness it’s stuck in, and the slow pseudo choir resolving into hypnotic suggestions. Somehow the song really does activate and amplify the rhythm and thrum deep in the body. Feeling oneself swell, get wetter and wetter, stud and turgid, a cock to be sucked, a slick hole casually fingered or just fucked. here to be your fascinating boy, loaned, shared, lazily okayed with

a practice refined; no underwear, yes blanket, eyemask, noise csnceling headphones, a mouth guard which, sure, keeps him from grinding his teeth, but also has been surely improving his gag reflex. not too much- that wouldnt be fun- but enough for him to readily drink with gusto as hist first waking thought

a regularity to being hot and hard and wet, rising like one of the brides, his cunt greedy for your hands

imagine waking from a warm restful sleep, and your cock is hard under his thumb, hole already milky around the first two fingers, as your hips riiiiise into the circling tease. imagine feeling your hips held down by the other hand (another hand?), as you feel your greedy hole easily accept more, slickly pulling at a thick wedge, until it spirals inside. imagine being knotted like this, hand wrist deep inside you, vanishing like magic as you flutter and clench

it took some breaking, to get him running so fine, but look at those hips go- or even look at her go, like discussing a fine sports-car, lifting a leg in the way of the view

imagine napping with a heavy plug attached to a strong but delicate chain, keeping him by his will alone (no she, no echoes of i am she and she is me)

imagine waking to being fucked, and loving it.

think of your favorite filth and be bit.

[what-the-axe-forgot]

And we’ll rise

Oveeeer love

Over haaate

Through this iron sky that’s fast becoming ourr mind

Over feaaaarrr and into freedom

Into freeedom

From which we’ll riiiiise, over love

And over hate

And through this iron sky that’s fast becoming our mind

Over fear and into

Freeedom, freedom

[saltylords]

Haven’t really been posting much… mostly because I forget! Well, anyway, I’ve been rolling for anime Iroha because I got Kuroe from the tickets. And I’m a sucker for a good pair! Good news, I’ve finally gotten her to max slots! I’ve been throwing lots of pulls into this banner, so I’m not too surprised!

You’d think that I’d switch to Kuroe in order to max her out right??

Uhh I think not! I’ve been side eyeing her the whole time we’ve had free pulls, so when I finally got Iroha’s last slot yesterday, I switched to her!

Anyway, I got her second slot today! Hopefully I get one more before the pulls end!

[chyanime-art]

SO I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NERDS HEARD BUT

[planetxiao]

rise bsd fandom RIIIIISE 👹‼️‼️

[followmetoyourdoom]

Me: *sat at my desk*

Students: I wonder what the Hiss Master is thinking about

Me, in head: RISE... OF THE... TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HEROES IN A HALF SHELL! TURTLE POWER! RISING UP AGAINST EVIL PAINT THE CITY GREEN RAPH IS READY FOR A FIGHT LEO'S MAKING A SCENE, MIKEY GOT MAD SKILLS DONNIE ROCKS MACHINES. WITH EACH OTHER THEY DISCOVER THEIR DESTINY AND RISE! COWABUNGA! RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HEROES IN A HALF SHELL! TURTLE POWER! RIIIIISE!

[chaotic-archaeologist]

RISE, MY DIRTLINGS! RIIIIISE!!!

[sundere1181]

Rise of the Museum - Chapter 1 - Sundere - Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018) [Archive of Our Own]

RIIIIISE OF THE- Museum???

It's here! The first ever (i think) natmxrottmnt crossover fic!!!

@someonerandominspaceandtime