#ROXIE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING

[solifloris]

[ sits down ] [ R E S T ]

[solifloris]

IREEEENNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU

Some starapplemc headcanons for @solifloris 's birthday 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 ily I hope you like these :D

Though they will playfully fight for who you're facing while you sleep — because of course you sleep between them — tugging at your body and pushing the other, they never fail to wrap their arms all the way around you until they reach each other, making sure the three of you are tightly held.

Caleb tries, genuinely, to teach Xavier how to cook. They spend a lot of time together in the kitchen. One time you came home and they were covered in flour; Caleb had a flour mark with the shape of a hand on his butt.

There's a running inside joke where Caleb will use his Evol to make Xavier float when he's emitting 'happy light particles' and call it "the Xavdelier". Xavier says this only manages to bring down his mood but the amount of light particles proves otherwise.

And speaking of Caleb's Evol, he uses it whenever Xavier falls asleep standing up so he won't fall, then scoops him in his arms and lets him down in a safer resting place.

They're both so annoyingggg though... That stranger was just asking you for directions!!! There's no need to stand behind you staring at the stranger like that!!!

And the way they're both always asking for compliments if you dare compliment something or someone else... "But I'm better, right?" "But I'm cooler, right?"

Oh my god can you imagine how they'd be when talking about aircrafts and engineering? Caleb would be so giddy about the Traceback II, insisting on checking every part and helping Xavier fix it.

When they fight together... They're so precise and deadly the Wanderers would cower and run if they had half a mind. Xavier's close combat balanced by Caleb's ranged combat... What a spectacle.

Caleb likes to use you and Xavier as weights to lift, each of you clinging to one arm. Xavier especially likes if he gets to be the one on his back while he’s doing push ups because the rocking lulls him to sleep very nicely.

I’m so sorry but I also have to add this: The angry sex with these two goes crazyyyy. If you’re feeling wild go ahead and rile them up cause they’ll keep you in bed for so long that you’ll have forgotten what you said to make them mad in the first place (they won’t tho).

[solifloris]

Roxie.. I can't wait to hear your thirsting over the cards... I damn near lost my mind at all of them, and this is coming from a Xavier girlie 💀💀💀 Also did you notice the way he pried open MC's legs and gave her THE LOOK while getting in between them 💀💀💀

THATS WHAT IMMMM SAYIIINGGGGGGGG I LEGITIMATELY GASPED OUT LOUD AND JUST. "HE OPENED OUR LEGS?????!!!!"

[miki-files]

And she's floundering.

Slowly, slowly, in a way that she absolutely cannot stop, the heat crawls up her neck to her cheeks, and she's—she's so certain that she's blushing. Yet the touch of his palm against the side of her face has her instinctively leaning into it, and when she looks at him, her eyes are wide, and uncertain, and... and hopeful.

For what, exactly? Even she isn't so sure of it, herself.

"It's... It's, that, I... I... u-um..."

She struggles to find her words in his presence, and she has to realize that she isn't behind the safety of a screen anymore. But it's, at least, enough for her to remember that she's being silly. So with a clear of her throat, she immediately steps back, effectively putting distance between them, and her gaze averts to the floor. The comment about her cardigan makes her want to bury herself into a hole with butterflies, and she can only hope to god that she doesn't look like a tomato, but she knows she has to say something.

"I-it's... not new, I just... I haven't worn it in front of you yet, and, um, I thought... m-maybe it would be nice to wear this time, and... and... i-if you think it's cute, th-then that's... really... nice..."

Her voice gets tinier and tinier as she speaks.

...Nevermind!!!!!

She turns around abruptly and starts walking.

"A- anyway! We should go inside, it's just a couple of steps up, and, um, th- the biscuits are... you know, aha... Inside...!"

🍓 ︴ stroke of serendipity. closed rp with @apple-caleb.

Pacing.

She's been staring at the phone in her hand for the past, maybe, fifteen minutes or so...

And she's pacing.

The familiar, apple-y profile stares her right in the face like a reminder of what she's just too chicken to do—and she should call, probably. Text, even. Something, anything!

But what would she even say, right?! Hey, how you doing?!

The thought of it has her mortified just as her phone dings with a message, and she feels lightheaded—

It's just Tara.

She gives the message a once-over, figures she could totally use some time out with friends, for once...

「 waaaahhh, actually i think it would be Real Great if we met up today T^T need a distraction...!!! 」

And maybe it's because she isn't thinking properly—or thinking too much, rather—but the second the text goes through, she realizes all too late that she hadn't switched to Tara's message.

She was still on Caleb's text profile.

The message had gone to him.

"Augh! No heckin' way! That's even worse than a 'Hey, how you doing'!!!!!!!!!! Unsend, dammit, unsend!!!!! Oh my god. Oh my god. He's going to see it, and he's going to think I'm an idiot because who the hell says THAT after going weeks without talking, and—"

[foxy-roxie]

foxy-roxie.exe has stopped working lol

we will never get over this look