#Regular Diners: ⭐Anon

[batlovebites]

Hi, if it's not a bother I'd like to request timekeeper x reader headcanons

If you find this complicated because it's an Ovenbreak cookie, you can skip this request, thanks!

-⭐Anon

Forgive if its a bit OOC! This'll be the first non-Kingdom cookie I've written for. Unrelated but I've not read through all of her dialogue (as of writing this part of the post) and if she never has a line doing the classic time-traveler 'not where- when!' line I'll be so sad.

Timekeeper Cookie x Reader [Headcanons]

They've seen things eons into the past and future alike, traveled through hundreds of thousands of timelines- and yet, something about you caught her eye. Other versions of you have caught her attention as well, across many timelines- but you. This version of you. There's something special there. They don't know what, not yet. But she's determined to figure it out; That's how things start with you two.

While Timekeeper will sometimes look at alternate versions of yourself's future, they never look at what yours is. They've never been much for living in the moment, but with you, she wants what comes next to be a surprise even to her. Though if things were to go wrong in anyway, she'll absolutely use her powers to undo it and alter the path your timeline's on.

Hopefully she won't have to do this much, or at all, though- the more she messes with time, the more distant she become. Its hard to stay attached to when they remember there's no real consequences for anything; Not when it can all be brought back to zero with nothing more than a snap.

Best not to ask her questions you don't really want the answer to because she has a terrible filter and will just tell you if its something she knows, and she's very likely to know.

The gifts she gives you are one of a kind- literally, they're the only instances of them that exist either in your timeline or in this specific point in time. Extinct plants or animals, alternate versions of music or games that simply don't exist in the timeline you came from, or even gifts from the far-off future of things which don't exist yet and you having now will probably have some effect on the timeline but they say its fine and you should just not worry about it.

CEO of pet names. You will never beat her at variety or frequency of use of pet names. These pet names range from common, to slightly unusual, to completely bizarre. If you ask her about the bizarre ones she'll tell you all about how its actually quite common, just in a different timeline or time, and then go on to ramble about that place in time or branching timeline. Sometimes you're pretty sure she's making things up to see how far she can push it before you call her out, but its surprisingly really hard to tell.

Will happily bring you along to any point in time you'd like to see. Timekeeper's long grown desensitized to it all, but if you can enjoy it, then its well worth the visit. Perhaps you'll even be able to show her something new she hadn't noticed before.

Not very physical affectionate, but does like to hold your hand as often as possible. Won't really initiate any other physical affection, but won't deny it either. If something excites them, though, I think they're the type to do the picks-you-up-and-spins-you hug. You know the one. Which Timekeeper can do pretty easily- she's stronger than she looks!

Timekeeper doesn't sleep. They will stay in bed with you until you fall asleep if you ask, and she'll pop back up as soon as you wake up, but she'll be off doing something else to sate their boredom while you're asleep. Sometimes, though, she'll linger for a bit after you've fallen asleep and just... watch you. It makes her feel happy she thinks, or at least something in the same vein, to see you sleeping peacefully. You being happy and safe- that's how things should be, and she doesn't want to see it change.

[batlovebites]

Hi, Not a request, but I was wondering, why is vampire your favorite cookie?

-⭐Anon

Dunno! He just is. When I first started playing Werewolf Cookie was my favorite, actually, but then before I knew it, suddenly Vampire Cookie had taken that spot. SInce then, there's also been a few I'd say that've been close seconds or even tied with Vampire Cookie, but for now, he's still got the number one spot in my heart.

I think its something about his laid-back nature. I know that its supposed to be because of the wine, but since they can't actually explicitly write him super-clearly drunk (at least not in english) it mostly just comes off as him just being lazy as opposed to alcoholic. A lot of promo art also seems to present him as being kind of like, an uncle-type figure for Gingerbrave at times almost? And I find that charming. As well as the lines he has that implies he used to be a 'gifted kid' and then burnt out (same), and the fact that he does pretty clearly actually care about his sister and in an (unused) affection line outright calls her a genius? So its made pretty clear that despite the antagonistic dynamic they're presented as having with each other that they do care about each other and Vampire acknowledges her achievements? Love that. I dunno, it just all comes together to a character that really appeals to me. He's someone that, by his own words and even proven in the prank he does on Alchemist, has potential to do something great, but choses to take things easy instead. As someone that struggles to let myself take things easy, I suppose it could just be an opposites-attract thing, too.

Wait. Lazy guy that's actually pretty smart and just chooses not to apply himself and has a bit of a joking-antagonistic dynamic with his sibling where he gets underneath his sibling's skin through his laziness and messiness?

Am... Am I a fan of Vampire Cookie for the same reason people are fans of Sans Undertale...? ...Much to think about...

[batlovebites]

Hey bites, how are you?

-⭐Anon

Well, right now, I'm unfortunately running on 2 hours of sleep and have a lot of work to do. So, aha, could be better.

But I'll be fine. While I will say to all you lovelies that sleep is very important and you should make sure to get plenty, I'm rather used to having to sacrifice it to get college work done. C'est la vie; That's life. I'm looking forward to finishing my classwork for the day and getting some writing done if there's enough time. Hopefully you're doing well, Star!

[batlovebites]

What do you think about the update?

Did you like it or not, or did you just find it "meh"?

-⭐Anon

Star Anon darling I'm sorry it took me this long to respond.

I quite like it! I think everything they've added is pretty fun. I ran through the story stuff pretty quick, but it was enjoyable! Agar Agar is really cute. Pomegranate Cookie get out of the way I'm her parent now and I'm taking her to Mcdonalds for a happy meal to eat instead of Whatever All Of This Is. And I'm quite charmed by Fire Spirit Cookie! I can see why people were waiting for him. His design is simple, but simple is by no means bad.

I'm hoping I can get his legendary costume and pull him enough times to upgrade him to three stars at least? I'm strictly Free To Play, so, it takes time for me to do these things. I'm pretty sure I'll get Agar Agar to five stars easy because I already have her at three, ahah.

[batlovebites]

https://www.tumblr.com/batlovebites/782992322422030336/i-just-finished-my-last-class-of-the-semester?source=share

Congratulations on passing with near perfect scores!

Now you can finally take a break from all those late nights of homework.

-⭐Anon

Gooood, yes, finally, full nights of sleep! Oh, how I've missed them so! And I'm sure proper rest will do miracles for me coming up with ideas and getting writing done, aha.

[batlovebites]

Not a request!

I just wanted to wish you the best of luck in your last two weeks of the Semester, you can do it!

-⭐Anon

Thank you Star Anon darling! Once its finished up I'll hopefully be able to give this account and all my dear diners' lovely requests and asks my undivided attention throughout the summer. But, for now, my focus must be placed on my last few weeks of schoolwork to make sure I finish the semester off strongly!

You take care too, alright? Best of luck in whatever you have going on in life- whether it be school, work, or anything else.

[batlovebites]

First of all, thank you so much for making my timekeeper request!

And second, I'm also screaming for fire spirit, is so silly and funny 😭

-⭐Anon

Of course! I hope you liked it. I'll definitely be writing some general dating headcanons for Fire Spirit once I've cleared out more of the actual requests I've gotten. Self indulgence must come second, lest I completely lose the plot! But he's so very silly. I love the character type of 'is a super powerful being but loves slacking off at their job,' its good fun.

[batlovebites]

Looking at all the requests you've made, I just realized NO ONE has asked for a beast x reader yet

I'm really surprised, because beasts are as popular as the ancients, and not seeing one feels weird, VERY weird

-⭐Anon

I KNOW, RIGHT?! I made this observation myself at one point, but I might've deleted the post; I've tried to delete my random ramblings fairly frequently in an effort keep this blog orderly.

I don't even have any un-answered requests for the Beasts! Not a one! It's crazy. Have I somehow scared away all the Beast Cookie fans...? Come back, I can write them too, I swear-!

[batlovebites]

https://www.tumblr.com/batlovebites/780693993943089152/what-do-you-think-about-the-update-did-you-like?source=share

Oh!, you don't have to apologize, school is more important and there's no rush for you to write, me and your fans will wait as long as necessary until you feel comfortable and without any stress!

-⭐ Anon

Ah, I know you all would, all of you I've talked to have been so sweet. But I do want to be writing more often for you all! I've just been somewhat overthinking which has really been affecting my output- though college has also kept me busy, yes. I've mentioned it before, off handedly, but I need to be doing sixty frames of animation on paper per-week for just one class. Its quite time consuming- enjoyable, its a wonderful class, but time consuming for sure.

[batlovebites]

ARE YOU HUNGRY FOR ANOTHER ONE?

Requests: CLOSED | Inbox: 14

Greetings, darlings!~ I'm Bites. I've recently gotten into Cookie Run and have decided this is a fixation I simply must write about. Thus, here I am, eager to serve you the finest of foods. Before you order, though, there's some things you should know below:

RULES FOR REQUESTS

-> I primarily write for Kingdom! I'm willing to write for Ovenbreak and Witch's Castle cookies, but will be less knowledgeable on them and therefore more likely to write them OOC. -> I will not write romantic x readers for any minor characters, even if the reader character is also a kid/the character is aged up. Just feel weird about it. -> This is only for X reader stories, I won't do any other ships. Platonic or romantic for reader is accepted! I'll assume romantic by default when both character and reader are adults, so do specify if you want something platonic or familial. All writing will only be SFW. -> You can clarify whether you want headcanons (a bulletpoint list of things relating to the prompt) or a drabble (a little story). If you don't specify, I'll just do whichever of the two I feel like. You may also ask for a 'letter', but unlike the other two, I will only write letters if explicitly asked for. -> If the gender of the reader is not specifically relevant to plot/prompt of the story, it will be kept neutral. I request you also keep it neutral unless its relevant to the prompt. -> Will be updated with more boundaries as they become necessary to note.

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