#Rottmnt Incorrect Quotes

[kovalitics]

[eliothedud9000]

mind meld is a goated episode, def one of my favorites

[bingobongocheerio]

Masky: [Dropping (Y/N) of at the airport] Have a safe flight.

(Y/N): I have no say in the matter.

Masky: [Already driving off] Die then.

[thr-333]

Mikey: and could you measure one and a half teaspoons of oil?

Raph: Sure... one mississippi-

Mikey: No! NO! Wrong unit of measurement!

@alyss-geist-polter

[kaysdenofchaos]

Splinter: ah yes, my 5th favorite child

Leo: …you only have four sons

Splinter, pointing at April: don’t disrespect your sister like that

[pacoholin]

Y/n: Truth or dare?

Donnie: *looks away from his phone to look at them* no

Y/n: *sit next to him* well that's not an option

Donnie: *exasperated* sigh truth

Y/n: do you want to kiss me?

Donnie: Dare

Y/n: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Donnie: *panic* never have I ever-

Y/n: ThAT's NOt tHE GAmE!

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Sokka: So, what’s Zuko's type?

Katara: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.

Sokka: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Katara: Did I mention oblivious?

Sokka: Yeah, why?

Katara: Okay, just making sure.

[zee-rambles]

Leo: I’m the leader now! What I say goes!

Raph: Yeah well I’m the big brother and this ain’t a mission so we are not going to bust up a laundromat just because you don’t have enough money for ice cream.

[risewriter]

ROTTMNT: Bonding

Mikey: Alright! Time for the bonding exercise! Make a drawing of one another~

Leo: Oh, I know exactly how I’m gonna draw D!

Donnie: There’s only one visual presentation that will come close to Leon.

Mikey: Great! Now, turn those papers!

Leo: *Smirks and turns his paper* Tada! *He shows a very rickety drawing of Donnie with horns* I call it: The D-mon within!

Mikey: Leo! *Facepalms* Urgh.. Donnie? Please tell me you did better.

Donnie: I sure did. *Turns his paper while grinning, showing a triangle shape on it* I captured his essence.

[sendhelpls]

ROTTMNT Incorrect Quotes 51:

Donnie: If I make you breakfast out of the blue, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Donnie: Not all this "how did you get into my apartment" business.

[lovesickartgirls]

Leo: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Donnie: Nardo! What the hell?!

Leo: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Leo: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?

Donnie: (whispering) Of course, what do you need?

[kovalitics]

[xanubis00dat]

Leo, grinning: Before you were what?

Donnie: Before I was-

Leo: What?

Donnie: Before I was inter-

Leo: Before you were interrupted?

Donnie: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Leo: What?

Donnie: ... *Cain instinct activated*

[bingobongocheerio]

Donnie: [About Leo] I'm afraid he may never wake up from his coma.

(Y/N): On his will, it says he's left all his updog to you.

Donnie: What is updog?

(Y/N): I don't know.

Leo: [His body starts convulsing]

[thr-333]

Leo: Now I'm judging you for the amount of milk.

Mikey: I am going to EAT you.

Leo:....:)

Mikey: I'M AT THE END OF MY FUCKING TETHER LEO

@alyss-geist-polter

[paige-the-future-world-star]

Donnie: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Mikey, April, Raph, and Leo: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE SACRED BRAINCELL!