#Ruby Goldfarb

[that-bubblegum-bitch]

| ❗️ Updated Muse List ❗️|

~ Mains: ~

♡ Laurie Blake ( HBO's Watchmen )

♡ Ruby Goldfarb ( Fargo )

♡ Virginia Dixon ( Grey's Anatomy )

♡ Kathy Vance ( Hacks )

♡ Mary Ferguson ( Search Party )

♡ Sara Carver ( Chasing Life )

♡ Joyce Bicklebee ( Supernatural s7×e16 )

♡ Adora Crellin ( Sharp Objects )

[jonesman99]

Hellaverse Reimagining Headcanon Voice Claims Pt. 7

Verosika Mayday: Cristina Vee (Same VA as Canon)

Vortex: Ron Funches (In an original take on Vortex) or James Monroe Iglehart (Same VA as Canon)

Wally Wackford: Eric Bauza or Jeff Bergman (Foghorn Leghorn from Looney Tunes)

Fizzarolli: Alex Brightman (Same VA as Canon; However, if not available, get Keith Ferguson, as he's done a similar voice on Wander Over Yonder)

Barbie Wire: Charlyne Yi (Ruby from Steven Universe)

Cash Buckzo: Mark Hamill (Mysterious Old Man from Gravity Falls)

Striker: Ed Bosco (Same VA as Canon)

Crimson: Mark Hamill (The Joker)

Alesso: Abe Goldfarb (Same VA as Canon) or Dee Bradley Baker (In an original take on Alesso)

[thefutureiswhat]

Emmit finding out that Ruby Goldfarb works for Varga like

[sharonflynn]

i was FINALLY able to watch Fargo season three after literally dying all year waiting for Netflix to upload it, and MAN OH MAN every character that woman picks is a 10/10!

On a side note, if anyone want to hear me whine and complain and be a terrible fan over how Mary appears to be stepping away from acting, my inbox is open :)

my life is basically meaningless without me being able to sacrifice my well-being over a mary’s acting

[roslin]

a Look™

[cptrs]

[nervouspearl]

[themagicm]

“Quelle dommage! When it rains, it pours.”

[martinipleasefilthy]

Me waiting Rusty Beck's funeral be like 🙄

[inthefallofasparrow]

Idea for a fifth and final season of Fargo

Set in 2016, about five years after season 3 and ten years after season 1, the story interconnects many of the narratives from all of the previous anthologies, with various returning characters tied into a new story.

See below...

MAIN CHARACTERS Odina Tripoli (Amber Midthunder) - During a long exile, the tenacious daughter of deceased mob boss, Moses Tripoli a.k.a. Hanzee Dent, has gone from bratty to vengeful in her entitlement. She is now looking to re-establish the Fargo Crime Syndicate, ten years after its dissolution at the hands of Lorne Malvo (season 1). A chance encounter with Charlie Gerhardt, the last surviving member of his own crime family syndicate from the 70s (season 2), now happily living his life as a law-abiding citizen, does not dissuade her from her path to take back control of the town from the Kansas City Mafia, with the help of her father’s only remaining employee, a deaf hitman.

Wes Wrench (Russell Harvard) - After escaping custody at Duluth hospital ten years ago (episode 1x08), and returning to the mob headquarters, Wrench discovered that Malvo had killed everyone there except for the boss’s precocious teenager. He begrudgingly took her to a log cabin near Blackduck to hide with her last known family; a distant cousin of Hanzee’s named Shep Proudfoot. Shep had been a fugitive in hiding there since a triple homicide incident in 1987 (Fargo, the movie). Wrench was recaptured by the police and put in jail, but returned to Blackduck years later, with a briefcase full of money that he and Nikki Swango took from Varga (episode 3x10). Odina convinced him to wait as she planned how to use the money to take back Fargo. Zero Fadda (Joe Mantegna) and Mike Milligan a.k.a. Satchel Cannon (John Amos) - Now in their seventies, the two sons of crime bosses from a dying age, once traded away as pawns (season 4), now run what is left of the Kansas City Mafia together as close friends. Over the decades, the organization has evolved from a criminal enterprise into a largely legitimate business concern. Zero looks after the professional, above-board side, while Mike handles any illegal undertakings when necessary. This partnership has served them well, but since taking Fargo from the Gerhardt family in ‘79, eventually losing it to Moses Tripoli, and then reclaiming it again after Moses’ death, the Minnesota area has been more difficulty than it’s worth, especially now Odina Tripoli has returned as a new challenger stirring up trouble. Winnie Lopez (Olivia Sandoval), Now the chief at St Cloud Police Department, and pregnant again, she is assigned to a bank robbery and multiple homicide, where the robber appeared disinterested in taking any money, and his accomplice appeared unaware he was taking part in a robbery at all. Greta Grimly (Joey King), Molly Solverson’s stepdaughter, now in her early 20s and studying crime in Twin Cities. She and Lou Solverson (Keith Carradine), Molly’s father, have grown especially close, and often organize to meet up for lunch in Brainerd, halfway between Bemidji and the capitol, to keep in touch. After Lou is caught in the crossfire during a bank robbery while there, Greta is spurred to investigate, and becomes entrenched in Odina’s brewing turf war. Bly Vanderslice (Aubrey Plaza) Winnie’s estranged half-sister is an escort with a penchant for drugging her clients and running up their hotel room service tabs while they sleep, before leaving them in compromising positions. Her mother, Noreen, babysat Molly as a child (season 2) and she shares her interest in philosophy and nihilism. Bly suffers from face-blindness, which makes her role as a witness to a series of murders largely untenable.

Dirk de Wees van Hoebeek (Dan Stevens) An awkward, introverted local birdwatcher and duck enthusiast who has developed an unhealthy obsession with Bly, fantasizing that the two of them are dating. He mistakes her literal inability to recognize his face, as a sign of her playing hard-to-get, and is eager to impress her despite her indifference. When Wrench discovers he knows sign language, he tricks Dirk into acting as his interpreter during a bank heist, implicating him in the crime. Wrench gives him all of the money they take, making Dirk suddenly rich, but an unwitting scapegoat. Oddly enough, everywhere he goes, he seems to be randomly haunted by stereotypical lumberjacks (both in iconography and actual people); a symbol of the dominant masculinity he can never personally attain. Ruby Goldfarb (Mary McDonnell), In the past five years, ‘The Storage Queen of The Great Lakes Region’ (season 3) has gone from strength to strength, and after recently buying the ‘Phoenix Farms’ supermarket chain from former ‘Supermarket King of Minnesota’ (Season 1), a now despondent Stavros Milos (David Platt), she is looking to expand further west into North Dakota. But given their control over the area, this expansion will require the mafia’s blessing and necessitates a sit-down with Zero Fadda and his representative in Fargo. Pearl Smutney-Cannon (Aunjanue Ellis), The niece of Mike Milligan, she owns a car dealership in Alexandria as a front for the Kansas City Mafia, her involvement with whom is only familial and unavoidable as her finances are tied up with theirs. She represents their interests in Fargo, but intends to distance herself from the mob, taking this new conflict as an opportunity to get out. She is targeted first when her dealership is shot up by Odina’s crew during a drive-by, damaging much of her stock. This prompts her to uncover the secret partnership between Odina Tripoli and Ruby Goldfarb, that was formed after Zero refused to support Goldfarb’s expansion to the west.

Gaear Grimsrud (Peter Stormare), After his actions in 1987 (Fargo, the movie), Gaear is serving multiple life sentences in jail, where he meets Wes Wrench and becomes a twisted sort of mentor figure to him. His connections on the outside help Wrench and Tripoli build an army to retake Fargo. He also alerts them to a safety deposit box of unexplained importance in a bank in Brainerd, which confusingly turns out to contain only a small replica statue of Paul Bunyan, the theft of which starts off the narrative chain of events.

[mrbingley]

ran my first dnd session yesterday!!! obv it doesnt translate as wonderfully and perfectly and seamlessly into reality from the abstract form it held in my head, but it was very fun! putting it under a cut b/c it’s kind of long.

it began in a bougie vacation/summer fortress town for high elves.

the old gnome had to sneak into town b/c he was on bad terms w/ half of the ppl there. but the hole a dwarf helped him through opened up in the house of his nemesis sir goldfarb, a high elf he really screwed over a year ago (and hasnt returned to mornstead since). so he had to stealth his way out w/out getting caught, but he’s a rogue so it wasn’t too difficult for him.

the old gnome fraudulent philosophy professor and gem thief kept rolling nat 20s to charm this bougie high elf lady at an auction. but then rolled a nat one to prove that he knows things about gems (resulting in him taking her hand and calling a diamond ring a ruby). the gnome also stood up on his chair in the middle of the auction to try and make everyone believe the gems being sold arent real and rolled low and that resulted in the auctioner saying “if you wish to stand up to me then stand up sir!” and the gnome, too small amongst all these high elves, shouted “i am standing!”

the tiefling was let into the town b/c two ppl from a cult let him pass through with them if he agreed to go into their recruitment center in the middle of town (he agreed, but didnt do it). at the auction, he tried to buy some old coins during but he only had five coins that he stole from a fountain outside (tangent: it was a magical fountain that would grant one person their wish each day at twelve and by stealing coins from the fountain they learned that whatever wish was wished on the coin they plucked from the fountain was taken from their own life, luckily the tiefling has an awful life so he didnt lose anything, but the aasimar lost her really cool hair, it got short and turned gray) and the host was like “good sir, the starting bid begins at fifty pieces” and the tiefling bashfully sat down.

the aasimar had no way to get into the auction on her own but luckily came across a young high elf named fisk wisp who was panicking all alone b/c he lied to his friends about having a girlfriend and was going to get beat up if he didnt show up to the auction with one. so he told her she could come in with him if she just pretended to be his girlfriend and she didnt even have to talk or do anything shes just gotta stand there please theyre gonna beat me up. at the end of the auction she walked over to the friends, held fisks’s hand and rolled a fantastic roll to intimidate the boys to leave fisk alone and that was great.

the gnome missed the magic wish fountain b/c he voluntarily walked away to go steal stuff from ppl and didnt get to try and make a wish. so after the auction he climbed up the clock tower and used his tinker tools to turn the clock back to twelve (by holding onto the minute hand and dangling and pulling it back) to try and make a wish. he tossed a coin in that the aasimar gave him b/c he didnt have any more coins and by tossing the coin back in it restored the aasimar’s hair back to normal. he had an old man tantrum up at the top of the tower while the other two players waited at the bottom staring up at him.

because none of them got what they came for, they all had to find it elsewhere. there was a comic chain of wants and haves: the high elf who the gnome charmed wanted the statue that got sold to two members of a cult and had an unpublished manuscript of authenticated gems that the gnome wanted. the gnome had another gnome friend who deals with coin trade who could pass on that information to the tiefling but the gnome had to go get the statue for the high elf first before hed share that, so the tiefling decides to join him. the aasimar is searching for information on death and gods b/c shes seeing ghosts and wants to understand why and the tiefling learned about the supposed cult beyond the forest that revolves around death and dead gods and weird spooky stuff. so they all join up to get to the cult for the things they want and thats where we stopped.

[pokemonblog]

The Legendary Pokémon Groudon has begun appearing around the worldvia Raid Battles in Pokémon GO. It can be found and caught for an entire month, until 1 p.m. PST on January 15, 2018. To celebrate the arrival of the latest Pokémon GO Legendary, The Pokémon Company recently unveiled a new TV commercial. To see the first screenshots of a successfully-caught Groudon, check out the images in the gallery below:

Source: Andrew Goldfarb (@garfep)

First #PokemonGO screenshots of successfully-caught Groudon The Legendary Pokémon Groudon has begun appearing around the worldvia Raid Battles in Pokémon GO…

[thefutureiswhat]

Sy calling Ruby Goldfarb a "bystander"...

Yeah... about that...

[sharonflynn]

“You work for Varga. All this time…”

[roslin]

mary mcdonnell as ruby goldfarb  » fargo | 3.05

How much money does one man need?