#SCP-4911

[deafhorsemoon]

i think i'm honestly the only person who liked the old SCP-4911 article and absolutely feel the deletion/animosity of it was so overblown and stupid.

[scpconfessions]

"The old SCP-4911 might just have been the worst thing on the wiki, and Scantron should not have been banned for criticizing it."

— submitted by anonymous

[girldraki]

sorry if this is annoying but how would you go about getting into scp? ive been interested for awhile but when i try to i get lost on where to start

its not annoying!! im flattered that you asked me tbh ^^

it depends on what you really want to focus on wrt scp because its a very wide range of content but split into a few options:

-if you want to focus on the individual anomalies themselves in a... fandom-y? way (im not sure how to phrase it):

theres some fairly popular scps (mostly from series 1) with a lot of content. off the top of my head the biggest ones are 049, 682, 173, 079, 035, 1233 sort of? 096 and 106. most characterization for these guys is fan based.

anomalous characters who are fairly popular and have like legitimate characterization include 105, 073 and 076, 166 (there’s a couple of rewrites of her article, since the original one is... gross. they’re listed as -166, -4166, and -0166 respectively and like. trigger warning for sexual assault especially on the first two), and 590 (his file is pretty damn ableist, but most people who write him don’t have the same brain rot as deposed author bright)

the little misters by doctor wondertainment are a series of connected scps who vary in popularity.

-if you want to focus on individual anomalies in a twilight zone “fucked up if true” way:

just scrolling through the mainlist is good, tbh. click on those eye catch titles!

there’s a fairly comprehensive tagging system if you want to see specific types of scps (cataloguing stuff such as type of anomaly, what it physically is, particular anomalous groups who made them etc)

tvtropes is good for getting more specific if youre willing to read through the list of tropes

-if you want to focus on anomalies made by specific groups of interest or characters from those groups

the groups of interest page explains who these all are. theres a pretty damn wide range of them so theres probably at least something youre interested in

goi formats (documents created by the groups themselves) are underutilized, but they exist!

i touched on it briefly before, but groups of interest also have tags you can filter

i don’t recall if there’s any more, but at least two canons (dread and circuses and what a wonderful world) are directly centered around gois (the circus of the disquieting and dr. wondertainment respectively), so if you find you’re interested in either of those you can check those out

-if you want to focus on the characters who work for the foundation itself:

obligatory “they also have tags” because yes, they also have tags.

foundation characters have a lot of content compared to other scp stuff, although you’re still kinda shit out of luck for any but the most popular ones

some of them have personnel files but also those files are terribly sorted and you will never find them on your own and i am very, very sorry about that and i wish it was different too

tales, by their nature, mostly focus on foundation employees and canons mostly focus on particular facets of the foundation, so like. go there

you have to read scp-3001 and scp-3999. actually even if you’re doing the other three things you have to read those. 3001 and 3999 are required fucking reading

-some general notes about the bullshit the community does

my fucking god. many of these bitches in some way bigoted and much older content is kind of.... palpably dated. bad for them bad for them. theres a lot of people who are cool and gay though its not all bad

the staff are bad people, full stop. at the least theyre complicit in the other staff member’s actions

djkaktus is a rabid dog and needs to be beaten to death with a stick. some of his earlier articles are good (actually when i say this i mostly mean 049-j ngl) and a lot are iconic (1730 aka what happened to site 13, i do not recognize the bodies in the water) but now he mostly just spends his time writing shitty insensitive political skips with snl tier humor. if someone recommends 4444 4911 or 5004 they are both wrong and have shit taste

this all doesnt mean you cant get into scp. obviously, i love scp, for the things that all the people who aren’t shitty make, and because of how the site works even the stuff shitty people make is often salvageable, but you gotta acknowledge the degree of bullshit in order to engage

[utopians]

ok we joke about djkaktus nerfing you for roasting him but literally ten fucking minutes after i made that djkaktus roast post last tuesday i got a call from my parents saying my grandfather was dying and literally i have not been able to stop thinking about it since. like what if the author page is only the tip of the iceberg. what if he has trained assassins paid to commit internet crimes under the kaktus name

DUDE OH MY GOD... I publically make a comment stating that I think the exploration logs in his articles are 'a little tedious to read' and three days later I find a horse's severed head in my bed. the same day, I make a post saying that '4911 seems in poor taste considering the nationalistic narrative surrounding 9/11' and an hour afterwards I hear a large bang and a car speeding away down the street. a note reading 'CEASE OR ELSE' has been nailed to my door. finally, I make one last post reading 'scp 4498 is incredibly bad and it's unbelievable that it's-' before I can even hit post, I feel the garotte wire closing around my neck. I am never seen again

[girldraki]

most notably his 5kon entry was about the foundation putting donald trump in office. and his 4kon entry was about jack bright being george bush. and his other non-contest political skip, 4911, and you'll never guess what event the foundation orchestrates there. and his "election night" skip capitalizing on The 2020 Election and featuring at least two of the above scps. and the time he got someone Banned from the wiki for criticizing the above 5kon entry

(its ok not to answer if it makes you all uncomfortable) what has djkaktus done? im not familiar with him except his most really popular articles

literally what hasn't djkaktus done

[foxgirl-sumireko-usami]

SCP-4911

are you really gonna talk about kaktus’ implied 9/11 scp while ignoring his actual 9/11 scp

his what