#SEND ME ANON ASKSSSSS

[yourbasicqueerie]

Pinterest Anon should reveal themselves. I'm curious.

i mean if they want to i’d be delighted to know who they are! but still, i adoreeee anons sm there’s a certain fun in that whole mistery

[lichenes]

Can you do a platonic Cat King x reader, part of the Dead Boy Detectives. They have no desire/ attraction to the Cat King or anyone. They seek him out to ask him about Monty and the Witch along with what his name is. They even bring a mini portable cooler with smoked salmon and other food to hang out. “I’ve never really desired anyone, but I can tell from all the tv shows I watch that many people would think you’re attractive.” “We ate food together and now we know eachothers names so of course we are friends!” Or “You seem lonely, you definitely need friends!……oh! Idea! When are you free to hang out?”Cat King: 😶

Thank you for the ask anon, hope it lives up to your expectations lovely :] Send me asksssss pls i need prompt for dbda especialy for CK over here!!

CW: nothing :D

wc: 452

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You joined the Dead Boy Detectives shortly after your death. The unfortunate incident which brought upon your untimely demise was something you preferred not to talk about and both Edwin and Charles respected that. You were the youngest ghost but as passionate and eager as one could be given your predicament. 

Your whole life you were quite friendly to all the creatures of the world. Cats were certainly your favourite though, so when you died, one thing you were ecstatic about was the new gained ability or rather, the cats’ willingness to speak to you. You decided to get to know some of them, at first a bit put off by their abrasiveness but after a while, content with the constant banter. 

World must’ve gotten around because more and more cats were eager to talk to you and receive the many treats you carried around in your pockets. World got around as far as to the Cat King as you’ve come to know him. Your motives when you met him for the first time, or rather when he called you to him through one of his many cats, were pure. To make a good first impression you brought a portable cooler with many snacks you thought the King would like, expecting him to be a cat. 

To your surprise when you approached the fluffy, gorgeous looking cat and in a puff of smoke, he turned into a human. “Helloooo!” He said, amusement evident in his voice. He revelled in how surprised you looked. You were in so much shock you could only wave. After you’ve shaken off the shock you said “Wasn’t sure what your highness wanted so I brought options!!” He looked a little taken aback but accepted the gift as… a peace offering.

“You know,” he said “I was gonna make the cats maul you but you seem okay, actually.” Your eyes widened. “Well uh… I’m glad I escaped certain death then…” 

Your relationship with Cat King was nothing short of thrilling. You went to visit him with all your problems, entrusting him with some of your secrets. After he opened up, he confided in you about his love for Edwin which you took well, cheering him on a little. “So… you’re not upset that I don’t want you?” You looked at him funny.

“How do you mean?” You cocked your head to the side. “You know, the talking, the presents… the… secrets.” You burst out laughing realising how it all must’ve looked like. “It wasn’t to court you! I was just making a friend!” He smirked at you and then fully laughed. “And that you did…”

“You seemed lonely and you were due some new friends!” 

“...that… I was…”

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[f4ggydog]

Hi! Missed sending you asksssss. Can I ask for some butcherqueen realness in these hard times?? Need Lottie to abuse that pretty asshole from our favorite losergirl (cough Nat cough). Be it transmasc or fem — I'll be happy ;)

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PEACH ANON IS ADDED!!!!

big dick daddy is back home with the lottienat milk.

nat's been a disobedient boy again. he's always the one objecting to lottie's claims in the wilderness, spreading around the rumor that she's just out of her mind. he tried to sympathize with her at first, but he now believes she's gone fully off the rails.

but lottie's not giving up so easily. nat WILL listen to her. who does he think he is, disobeying his queen and insisting he's in the right? what would he know about the wilderness' orders? hell, even shauna managed to get converted. nat's got no excuse.

lottie corners him one night while he's sleeping up in the attic. she shakes her boy awake. after tossing and turning in his sleep, nat awakens with a groan. what the fuck could she want at this hour?

by then, the confrontation begins. and followed by that is nonstop bickering. lottie tries to assert her power but nat outright refuses to see her as a deity. lottie's patience is running thin. and then her aggressive side kicks her in the ass.

lottie doesn't even think about what's she doing. before she processes it, her hands claw at nat's pants to rip them off. she's like completely drunk off of her powertrip. fuck, is it really her fault that nat won't listen? lottie tried to be nice, but he was an unappreciative little brat.

now nat's pissed. he attempts to push lottie off, fighting her and trying to smack her face as she pulls nat's shirt over his head. there's some reiterations of "lottie, what the fuck is wrong with you!?" "what the fuck are you doing, you crazy bitch?"

lottie's chuckling now though, watching as the fear swallows nat's eyes. see, now was that so difficult? now nat's all vulnerable, just as she likes. nat whimpers under lottie's touch, his breath hitching as lottie traces circles along his nipples.

"behave," lottie threatens. "unless you want travis to know how much of a little fucktoy I'm gonna make you into."

"you wouldnt," nat breathes out nervously. "fuck you lottie. go fuck yourself."

"no, no." lottie shakes her head. "it's you that's gonna get fucked, natty."

"I fucking hate when you call me that."

"such a shame," lottie purses her lips. "I'll be calling you that a lot while I use you, baby."

lottie inches closer, her hand forcefully cupping nat's chin.

"now are you gonna be good for me, natty? or should I go down and tell travis that you're a little whore desperate for my dick?"

nat's got no choice but to cooperate. he doesn't need anybody thinking he's any strongly bad adjective, anything that could affect his survival. travis might feed his ass to the wolves if lottie fearmongers.

nat hates to admit but there's something pleasurable about having his body pounded into the blankets, arms wrapped around his pillow as he bites back his moans. lottie ruins him for good, filling his throbbing boy hole with cum every 10 minutes when she inevitably can't hold back how good nat feels around her. it's fucking heavenly. she should've done this way sooner.

"l-lott," nat whimpers, biting into the pillow with tears trickling down his face.

"you're doing so good baby," lottie groans, giving nat's ass a squeeze. "you take my dick so well. you were born to take my cock."

lottie leans down, her warm breath hovering over nat's ear.

"tell me travis has never fucked you as good as I have," she hisses.

"lott p-please," nat whines.

"do it," lottie demands. "say it for me natty or i'll tell him EVERYTHING."

"your cock's better than his lot." nat hesitantly gives in. "y-you feel so much bigger than him, f-fuck!"

"that's my good baby boy," lottie coos. "better prepare yourself, sweet natty. you're gonna assume your role as my little cumdump tonight."

[sri-rachaa]

AAAA I just saw your replies to the asks I sent andD I’m saying askS bc I was also the anon that was talking about switch!Vince but I was embarrassed bc wtf sending asks is the jake gylenhaal to my swiftie but my love for Vincent came out on top and I wanted to keep sending asks thus the second time I overcame my fears and showed my user✊tho I avoided seeing if you replied or not till now it’s still a win bc YOU WERE SO KIND anD I LOVED IT THANK YOU SENDING HUGS 🫂🫂

AWHHHH PLEASE DONT BE SCARED I LOVE ANSWERING ASKSSSSS- now I’m absolutely HORRIBLE at answering them immediately typically (purely on me) BUTTTTT ILL NEVER PASS UP TALKING ABOUT MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!!

THANK YOU FOR THE ASKSSSSS !! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

[1tsdanny]

guys pls send me asksssss

anon or not idc im bored 🙏

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hey I’m the anon who wanted to know what characters you’re into! I had some things to say about some Disney villains that aren’t mainstream but it can wait till you’re up for it again 😊 unfortunately I’m not really familiar with who you listed except for Jervis and only what he’s like in the Arkham games...

Oh no no no, man!! I’m more then happy to hear them!! Especially if they aren’t mainstream, I love love to read about other peoples takes on the characters; That’s literally the b e s t. Please, if you’re comfy, talk to me! ^^ Send in asksssss XD 

Ahh, I think Jervis is different in the Gotham universe then he is in others? Dunno, I’m generally not a fan of DC except, yeah, Gotham, and also Young Justice. 

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Hey it’s shy!Seb anon and holy cowwwww the other anons are sending in some top tier asksssss and you respond to all of them beautifully!!! Keep up the amazing work al of you I swear it makes my day <3333

I know right?? I'm dying every time I open my inbox lol. Ya'll really coming for me with my kinks, huh?

Thank you!!

<3 <3 <3

[mxrcusflint]

How was your first kiss?

literally happened while watching deathly hallows it was sweet but wow did he miss my mouth hahaha he was a cutie tho

[girlboss-central-station]

people should donate to charities more. You know what my fave charity is? the send a lonely gay asks fund! donate today by clicking on my url, and asking a question! may be a lot of work but its for a good cause!!!

[deftonesdick]

Send me anon asksssss

[unrelentingxforce]

Send me asksssss anon or not!!