#SIMP HOROSCOPES

[alastor-simp]

TWST ZODIAC # 7

Don't forget to comment your zodiac and who you got below. Enjoy

Scenario #7 - What Part Of Your Body Does Your Boyfriend Love To Kiss

Your boyfriend is the one from the previous zodiac chapter #6 - Who Becomes Your Boyfriend . Enjoy :)

♈️ Aries: Cheeks and Nose

♉️ Taurus: Ears and Shoulder

♊️ Gemini: Lips, Neck, and Forehead

♋️ Cancer: Neck and Lips

♌️ Leo: Forehead

♍️ Virgo: Shoulder and Forehead

♎️ Libra: Lips and Cheeks

♏️ Scorpio: Lips, Cheeks and Hands

♐️ Sagittarius: Back and Lips

♑️ Capricorn: Lips

♒️ Aquarius: Forehead and Nose

♓️ Pisces: Back, Neck and Lips

[wannaeatramyeon]

Lookism x Reader: Boyfriend Moments

G/N. Fluffy scenes. Yes, this bitch delulu. Sammy, Vin, Goo, Jake, Ryuhei, Gun. Masterlists

Samuel Seo

"Try this," you offer to Samuel your tea.

That is delicious, by the way. And the way he pulls a face at the milky concoction mildly offends you.

You continue to wave the cup in your boyfriend's face, straw close to being shoved up his nose, drink splashing perilously against the lid.

He gives in. Because your dedication for annoying shit like this knows no bounds.

Steadying your hand and leaning forward, he takes a gulp from your drink. It's actually not bad. Better than he thought but-

"Too sweet," Samuel says, straightening and pushing his glasses back up his nose.

"Suit yourself," you shrug, appeased that at least Sammy has given it a go and you take a sip yourself. Then, with a grin- "It's like we just kissed."

He arches an eyebrow at you pointing at the straw, can't help rolling his eyes even as he chuckles at your silliness.

"Here,"  Samuel leans down again and kisses you. Tasting the tea on your lips except this time it is much much nicer. Delicious even. "Now we've actually kissed."

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Vin Jin

Vin is undeniably cringe, according to Mary. And also a simp, according to-

Everyone, actually.

But he reasons that everyone must be jealous because if they found someone like you, they would also be all over them too.

Much like Vin is.

He's a lot more PG-13 than you expected though, less handsy. Even with his reputation, cool and cocky and honestly a bit of an asshole, Vin loves simply holding your hand, your fingers intertwined with his. Walking down the street and everyone knowing you're together.

Maybe it's a bit childish to like this one simple gesture so much. But he doesn't care. Sometimes he likes to just look at your hand in his, comparing sizes, touching your palm against his, and feeling the softness of your skin.

It doesn't stop there though.

He gives you loud obnoxious smooches on the cheek, rests his chin on your head, forces you to share a seat, squished together with your legs draping over his.

Vin wants you close by all the time. And he used to be annoyed when Mary would call him embarrassing, tell him to get a room. 

Has tried to keep a little distance at first yet continues to be drawn to you like a magnet. In the end, he has stopped caring. Besides, he thinks having you by his side automatically makes him a lot cooler.

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Goo Kim

Goo knows what comes out of his mouth is gold, it’s just a shame that other people don't.

Gun tells him to shut up frequently, Crystal's eyes glaze over as she hums politely, and he knows Kouji tunes him out.

He takes it as a challenge sometimes, to see how long he can keep talking before he makes them awkward and uncomfortable, wasting their time, hoping to drive them insane.

It hasn't happened yet, but he's proud to say he's been close.

"And then what happened?" you ask Goo, leaning forward eagerly to hear the end of his story.

His brows knit together, puzzled. "Huh?"

"You can't stop there. What happened next?!"

Goo blinks. This (or 10 minutes ago) was usually when everyone told him to shut up. "You actually wanna hear the rest of it?"

You give a look to say 'duh' and nod.

Huh. Goo feels himself tearing up, dramatically thumps his hand against his heart and tells you you're the best.

"I know. Now finish the story."

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Jake Kim

Jerry can recite all your key facts. Where you were born, your date of birth, blood type, horoscope.

Jason sometimes corrects him on the MBTI though.

Brad knows your favourite foods and favourite drinks, Lineman your favourite clothes and brands.

Lua knows that you prefer colder weather, although there's nothing like a sunny day to brighten up your mood. Or hiding somewhere warm and cosy when the rain pitter patters outside.

Sinu can recite your's and Jake's anniversary off by heart. The gifts that you have bought him, and what he has bought for you. He also knows what Jake was considering buying for you but decided not to in the end, for one reason or another.

Fact of the matter is, Jake slips you into all his conversations with everyone. It's a bit of a talent, to be honest. Even if the conversation isn't remotely related to you, Jake still finds something to mention that involves you.

It was a headache, at first. Jake derailed discussions and Big Deal meetings with anecdotes and tidbits when you first got together. Over time it became barely noticeable, only off hand comments or throw away remarks here and there.

This worked out well for the crew, because no one had the heart to tell Jake to shut up. How could they when his face lights up, eyes soft and crinkling. and he smiles so sweetly talking about you.

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Ryuhei Kuroda

"Hey," you murmur, kissing Ryuhei on the cheek as his eyes flutter open.

He's looking at you bleary eyed, smile spreading as he comes to. You both sport matching pillowcase wrinkles on your face, and Ryuhei's cowlick is even more outrageous than usual.

"That was good," he says, stretching his hands overhead, elongating his limbs and arching his foot.

"The best nap," you agree.

Intimacy used to mean sex to Ryuhei. All physical.

Now, well it still means that because it is Ryuhei after all. But it also means deep conversations into the night with you. Sharing opinions and thoughts and vulnerability. Having another half (a better half, if you asked him) to be with, share experiences with.

And one of his favourite experiences that he recently discovered, is napping with you.

Ryuhei had expected his favourite experiences to be all manners of lewd and explicit things. But nothing can beat the soft domesticity of him curled around your back, both your breaths starting to deepen as you drift to sleep in his arms and he follows closely behind.

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Gun Park

You wouldn't say Gun is a feeder, but the fact that he cooks and feeds you so well came as a surprise.

"Nutrition is important," he would tell you, prepping in a frilly apron that you bought for him as a joke but wore anyway because why wouldn't he? It's from you.

You also don't understand what role nutrition plays when he prepares the food in cutest ways. Carrots in the shape of flowers, octopus cut sausages, onigiri with faces made from nori.

Tonight, you peer down at your katsu curry, with a bear shaped out of rice lounging in it.

You can't help the burst of laughter, thinking of your boyfriend - the fearful Gun Park, the Shiro Oni, in the kitchen cooking this for you.

"What?" Gun asks, seated across the table, a spoonful halfway to his mouth.

"It's too cute," You grin at the black eyed menace, the guy that was supposed to be all about fighting but has a terribly soft spot for you.

You glance down at the bear again, in an adorably relaxed position with steam rising around it reminiscent of an onsen. It seems almost a shame to eat it. "I can't believe you made this."

Gun gives you a matter of fact answer, "You like it more when it's cute." 

Oh.

The fact he goes to all this effort, just because you like it more, makes him the cutest of all.

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[iheartteamnuke]

Every song from Short Circuits 03 by The Garages and how it relates to Skyblock Kingdoms

Because I'm normal. Some background:

WHAT IS SHORT CIRCUITS 03? - SC3 is an album by the garages that came out in February 2022, parallel to the last short circuit season in blaseball (long story). One of the more cohesive albums that the garages made, it's about time, how fickle everything is, and what you do with what you've got. And also has the funniest disstrack ever made. (Also I'm on it)

WHY SBK? - Because there's something so finite about skyblock due to the void that's under everyone's feet, and also they're dealing with god nonsense too. So it works. And I can do whatever I want so there.

OKAY NOW ONTO THE COMPARISONS

diary entry 7/15-7/28 + fourteen days is not enough for my screams to reach your ears: O.S.S.H.A. Avid + Avoid. The horror of realizing everything can swallow you whole so quickly and being unable to stop it. There's so much you want to say. And do. And you can do none of it. So you just have to sit there. Avoid has been in limbo for 1000 years. There is so much he wants to do. So much he wants to say. He can't, there's no time and all the time in the world (if anyone's out there somewhere between me and earth / or somewhere far out in the dark places / I hope my words have brought you some comfort / for one last time, this is Alice, at the end of everything.)

will: Sapphire. Just. Everything about Sapphire. Her imprisonment in Ruby's body and how they've been there for seemingly eons and need to get out (i know my chances are gone / odds almost one thousand hundred to one / but while there's still one / one shot / im searching for a way out / i'll keep searching for a way out), the relationship between Saph + Nav as well as Ruby + Viking in general and how push and pull it is (free me, take me, see you on the other side, let me go). This is the song that made me start thinking about SBK in connection to this album as a whole because it's SO in parallel

STRIKEOUT: Doovid. I continuously describe Doovid as a webkinz soaked in milk (which he is) but he's also a lot of fun! And this song is sososososo fun but is also about the most loser webkinz soaked in milk guy ever. To be fair Doovid is not a loser, but he has the like. Vibe of someone who walked into a party without knowing anyone due to the fact that he is the only average guy on the server full of people CONSTANTLY going through it (when my horoscope said that "my life would be changed" / i thought it meant that i would get to play college basketball / but i'm here, and i hear them call my name / i guess i should go). This song could also be about Milkman if you squint.

hymn to a non-allergic reaction: my song!!! this can be taken in two/three ways- leon simping for olm (if you wanna be funny) or olm possessing vintage (if you wanna be angsty) or O.S.S.H.A. Avid tubing his friends. Hey what if god showed up and wanted you to join his cult and in order to get you to do so he wrote you the most ineffective ad jingle known to man. But also what if he made not-so-subtle threats towards your friends and alluded to your role during the end of the world (so prep your family, say goodbye [tell all of your friends goodbye] / for the sake of peace they all may die). What if you wanted literally nothing to do with this (there is another god in the sky that calls my name. i do not want to listen to it, for it does not abide by science, but nothing in this world makes sense anymore, so f*ck it all, i guess.) but couldn't get away from it so you just. Gave up. Maybe this is also about Fool but idk much about him so bear with me.

two week world: less lore and more meta- SBK and it's community! This is a small community but it's one full of love and collaboration and we will cherish it for a long time. What the SBKers do here is gonna stick with us (maybe one day our light will guide someone home).

just bad: birch please. thats it thats the whole thing. if there's a line to compare it to. were like the netherlands weather in that just like it were bad. i take no pleasure in announcing the facts.

[sploofin]

Del headcanons because he's underrated. (This MIGHT get updates.)

If the media was a musical, Del would be the one character who asks why everyone is singing, but he's enjoying it.

Tells dad jokes and laughs at dad jokes.

Road rage.

VERY low alcohol tolerance.

Speaking of tolerance, he has high spice tolerance.

Unironically cries at Disney movies, his favorite is probably The Little Mermaid

Hates the dumbass woman main character trope (I DO TOO, EVEN IF THIS ONE CONFLICTS WITH THE LAST HEADCANON)

Wants NEEDS nieces, no nephews.

Girls girl.

Helps his gurlies find what they want so they can get out the mall easier, mind reader, I tell you.

Fav color is pink &/or periwinkle. (That's why I have that divider :D)

He can distinguish & identify colors oddly well.

Cat person, let's cats knead his beard

Decorates his beard with bows, pearls, & braids he finds online.

Steals wifi from the customers who rent his services for events.

Horrible liar.

Straight ally.

Detangles his beard.

His mantra is probably "Go with the flow." Or something.

Terrified of spiders, who wouldn't be?

"Home-cooked is always better."

Cringes at his high-school year book.

He talks about his truck like it’s his wife.

SIMP (🐀👍)

How does he get ingredients? Food isn't cheap for a broke boy like him. (🐀👍)

Got lice once. (Or twice, possibly multiple times.)

He was kicked out by his parents when he was 18.

Sorry to bring up politics, but def supports female presidents.

Forbidden to consume energy drinks due to ingesting an irresponsible & concerning amount of them during his younger years.

Bullied on roblox?

He needs a few tries before correctly spelling restaurant

Sometimes chews on his beard..?

Uses 2 in 1 shampoo & condition... maybe even 3 in 1 with toothpaste.

Had an emo phase. HAD

Indulges in personality quizzes & horoscopes. Hopefully he doesn't believe them.

He has a diary that he writes in with a glittery gel pen.

Occasionally sniffs glue, markers, etc.

Underwear with heart pattern.

That's all, bai. Like, as in, ts ain't getting no more updates.

[unma]

The lot of you aware of my taste in women my be confused as to why I suddenly, randomly fall in love with women who seem to have nothing wrong with them.

Well, first of all, there is something wrong with Tikoh. I don't think any one of the Horoscope characters are like, 100% fine. Except maybe Ragazzo, but that's because he's recovering from having that creepy man as a father figure (I think? I need to replay the event).

The thing is, every single woman I've fallen in love with from a game that doesn't fall into my prior "They need to be crazy" was fun to play with or carried me, lol. I like Rita from HI3 because scythes and also she's fun to play. Ilsa and Tikoh carried my ass in gbf back when my light team was my best team. I wouldn't say I have a fictional crush on Charlotta, but she's downright my favorite harvin cause her water version was my starter and her wind unit, well, her wind unit is stupid good and carried me in wind for a while.

So it you see me simping over a woman on here it's probably one of these two reasons.

[thisismeracing]

As a Mick simp club I think I wanna share this with you. I came across this horoscope thingy just for fun and you know what I found out about Mick 🤓 (or tbh any people who was born in the same day with him lol)

The first sentence literally had me choked on my breath bcs why this is so asdfghjkl 🥵

"You tend to have so much physical and sexual energy that you can awaken feelings that have long been dormant. You have a natural desire and ability to turn yourself into an eminently desirable partner for almost anyone you meet"

And also I think this kinda fits him too! He will keep you in his pocket and protect you at all cost 🤗

"You have an instinctive empathy for your partner's awkwardness in sharing her emotional vulnerability, and this is likely to arouse deeply protective feelings in you"

pls take this with a grain of salt for the people who are not into astrology ✌️

OMG WAS THAT FROM CAFE ASTROLOGY??

KAJXJAJDA HE DEF HAS THAT I ABILITY, CAN CONFIRM BC I AM A VICTIM (member of his simp club).

😩😩😩 I believe it all because conveniently it fits my mick personality. I think he has a big protective side and he will be open about it, he will talk to you and tell you everything

[vashikaranspecialistnearme]

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   - Observing a fast on Fridays and worshiping Goddess Parvati can strengthen your love life. Fridays are dedicated to Venus, the planet of love and relationships. Fasting helps in purifying the mind and attracting positive energies.

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[sid-rat]

im not a simp but i read your horoscope

[simpstyle]

November Tarotscopes: Remember to Always Trust Yourself First

Scorpio- 3 of Swords | Page of Coins 

Scorpio, this month you are finding truth, power, and divinity in who you truly are. You are moving away from difficult situations surrounding love, home, and your finances. The empress understands her abundance, and that she flows and gives birth to her desires. You find yourself feeling worthy of what your heart has wished on for a very long time. It was always there, the decision was just always up to you. Now you finally feel ready, now you see your worth, now you see the light in your being and that it is a magnet to all that is good and destined for yourself. Advice- Pick your head up and hold it high. It's been a long time coming, and maybe you've sat with a decision for a very long time and you've made the move towards destiny. The waters will begin to smooth out towards the end of the month, till now the advice is to ride the wave. Mercury is RX in your sign, and it is helping you see your truth for what it is if you couldn't see it before. Trust that change is constant, and just like the leaves falling off of a tree it takes trust to know that there is life and fulfillment on the other side of loss.

Aries- High Priestess | Strength

Aries, this month is all about following your intuition and getting in touch with that deep, patient, and emotional side of yourself. Whether you're called to make some risky decisions , take powerfully bold moves, or completely lift the veil of perception its going to take understanding of your essence and power to do so.Your 3rd eye is opening this month to reveal truth about yourself and how you play a part in being the creator of your reality.

Advice- Your advice is to trust your strength and divine power to give you the push you need to make decisions. Some of them will feel natural, others will be difficult but when you follow your heart and trust your intuition the impossible becomes possible.

Taurus- Four of Cups | Temperance

Taurus babies, I know you're feeling discontent and disconnected. I want you to be careful with going too far down the rabbit hole this month, sometimes its good that things don't happen when, and how you want them to. Start getting used to finding your triggers, and why the need to control is so prevalent right now. Mercury RX is here to teach you patience, and to triple check what you do and where you're going. Change your perspective and have gratitude for the slow down this month, it's here to push you past physical exertion, and that true strength is in the power of the mind. Advice- The angels are stepping in to bring balance and harmony to your emotions. You've been sitting in the mud thinking your cup is half empty and that what you want will never show up. If your patient, and learn that optimism is imbedded in faith you will see how the shift in your reality is based on how you view it. The angels are transmuting right now, sit with how you feel, and explore yourself. The best is yet to come.

Gemini 9 of Wands | 8 of Cups

Gemini, you've finally decided to walk away from being the burden keeper or the one who picks up the pieces to make things work. You realize all the pressure you've put on yourself, and that in the end walking away was the best choice you could've made in the name of self love. The fact that you are willing to explore the deepest parts of yourself has made you realize how small you've made yourself out to be. You're getting vulnerable with yourself this month, because the truth is that you've had enough.

Advice- Don't look back, and make sure what ever path you take this month feels right. how would you know? because your heart feels excited and that feeling in your gut wont stop nagging till you take the steps you are destined to take. Trust yourself on this powerful and transformational journey your on this month.

Cancer- 9 of Cups | 10 of cups

Cancer, this month you are closing out a cycle, Im hearing this could've been a 9 year or even 9 month cycle for some of you.It could've been a cycle filled with lost of regret and disappointment of projects, relationships, friendships, and jobs that didn't work out. Your financial situation is changing this month as well, you'll be receiving gifts from the universe that are aligning to your new vibration. Your wish fulfillment is here, you can finally relax, and enjoy life.

Advice- Your karma is looking beautiful. You're more confident in your endeavors and who you are as an individual. You see that anything you've experienced within that time line has made you into a stronger person, and that your resilience is your greatest attribute because you've made it. This is happiness, and fulfillment EMBODIED.

Leo- 7 of Wands RX | The High Priestess RX

Leo, you're feeling weary or defensive about people around you, except its not them its you! Your ego is bringing those fears up to the surface and instead of handling them, you are projecting them onto people who have no idea what is currently happening. This ego flare up is big enough to have the wheels of karma turning its head right back onto you. See what wounds are being highlighted, and the pattern of how you choose to process these emotions. If you choose to stand in defense of something you aren't in the position to bring union and harmony to the situation which will eventually give you more reasons to keep that guard up.

Advice- Follow your intuition, and ACTUALLY do the shadow work it takes to heal. Your higher self is asking you to be neutral, and non reactive and that what ever is currently showing up for you is a reflection of yourself. Take responsibility, or you'll loose really good people in your life who truly... just want to help.

Virgo -The Tower | The Sun

Virgo, in order for things to be rebuilt, something has to get torn apart. So, let the wrecking ball roll in because this one is a big one! There is someone who is coming in or has been a part of your life for a while who is selfish and doesn't have the best intentions for you. Trust me, the Universe has your back, not only will this person get served (legal problems anyone?)something better comes after this person comes to sabotage your life. You've worked on your boundaries now the Universe is going to test how strong they are. The worst is over. Advice- This is YOUR time to shine, your time to feel the earths energy move through your feet, your time to feel one with anything. Don't allow these individuals to rain on your parade they've done that enough. Give them the boot, hit them with the peace sign and tell them to keep it pushing! Dueces!!!!!

Libra- Ace of Rods | 10 of Pentacles

Libra, this month your will power is on display for everyone to see. I hope they understand that if they aren't helping you they need to get out the way... and I mean FAST! You're full of inspiration and great ideas. You've written them down, you've followed through and this month you do the work by taking action. You are goin g to meet some amazing new people this month who will empower you and help you build your legacy. These people are creative, inspiring and uplifting and want to see you win! I see some major collaborations that will bring in success and be the foundation for a future built to make it to the top!

Advice- Trust you vision, be discerning (although these people are messengers sent from your angels), and collaborate. It is safe to work with these individuals, they admire who you are as an individual and see how being in your life can also help them. The energy exchange you'll be receiving this month is one for the books so get to writing, planning and getting it all done!

Sagittarius- 2 of Swords | 10 of Pentacles

Sagittarius, there is someone who wants to come in with a commitment, maybe marriage, a proposal, but for some reason you aren't feeling ready.I t could also be a promotion, or something along the lines that will help you elevate your financial status. Be careful not to stall, or self sabotage your way out of these blessings. You're either completely opposed to it, or not really sure if this is truly what you want. This month you're being asked to see what it is you're truly resisting here, and how you can go about it in a clear and conscientious way..  Advice- I see this offer is one that is destined for you. Don't let mental conflict and fear deter you from what is rightfully yours. You've worked long and hard for this to finally manifest but you may be feeling so burned out and overwhelmed you've chosen not to make a decision. if you're feeling unsure wait till Mercury is direct to see how you feel about these decisions then.

Capricorn- Queen of Swords | King of Pentacles

 Capricorn, you're feeling restless and tired of waiting for your chips to come in. It's important to be patient as the Universe is testing you to see what you're willing to put up with. I feel this is the final test, and you're going to meet with the big boss to close out the cycle. You are ready to fight for what is yours, and by no means necessary are you willing to settle. There is someone in your life, possibly a boss who cannot be trusted. This person only thinks of themselves, and sees your boundaries as a way for you to create conflict within the work environment.  Advice- Think like a boss, what would you do if you were your own boss? How can you level up financially on your own if you're an aspiring entrepreneur. . There is a lot to learn from this person when it comes to running a business, learn what you can and leave. You have more potential than this person is willing to recognize. The Queen of Swords doesn't have time for the ego of the King of Pentacles, and she's always ready to cut out the bulls*!t.

Aquarius- The Emperor | The World

Aquarius, you're stepping in to a whole new world, are you ready to know what this feels like? You've transformed so much and are sitting on your throne as the emperor. You know this is your time. You know this is exactly what you deserve, after doing the soul work and recognizing your mistakes. You're in a position where people are watching you and want to learn from you. Share your knowledge of self and of growth with others so that they can also join you on the other side of self empowerment. Advice- This newness will be felt in every area of your life, you will see that the sun has shined for you, and that the moon has been there all along as your best friend showing you what was lurking within the shadows. Now that you've stepped over into the new cycle of your life, what will you do with all this power, how can you help those who have struggled with getting to where you are their entire life?

Pisces -Ten of Swords | Ace of Swords

Pisces, you still have a few more fights left in you. It seems like you've hit rock bottom or the end of a path that was long and hard on the soul. The Universe is giving you one last chance to find your strength and use every sword used against you in the name of justice. You may find out some disappointing news this month that might lead to mental anguish and leave you feeling distraught, but this is where like the phoenix you rise. No matter how much this hurts, the truth is your greatest weapon, and it will show you how being you was never the cause for backstabbing. These people surrounding you were never capable of reaching you where you are so they tore you down. Advice- There will be justice, and you walking away is just that. As you walk away you get stronger, and more assertive about the things you say, and the things you want in life. This rebirth gives you the final push to stay committed to YOU and no one else. This changes everything for you, there will be no more excuses for why people treat you how they do. You will no longer tolerate being taken for granted and the disrespect. You're standing powerfully and gracefully in your power.

[goth-gaming-nerd]

Anyone else just waiting for the path to nowhere fandom to really get going with the lesbians finding to and make some amazing fanfic

[mermaid--bride]

I know my OCs main ship is with Ruki, but HAVE YOU SEEN THESE TWO!?

Kino’s little crab... ♥

[starforecaster]

are you simp or is someone simping for you?

a simp: cancer, pisces, scorpio, gemini, virgo, capricorn, aries

someone else simping for you: LEO, Libra, taurus, aquarius, sagittarius

[axolotl-druk]

Now that I think about it, Jet gives me hipster energy, The I'm right because I used a lot of metaphors and long words and spice it with a copied poem in the middle. Like “My mouth wheat is eco-friendly biodegradable and I will tell you all about how I am saving the turtles with this song I wrote about them at 3 am because I am a tormented soul with insomnia like all the good writers”

... Tbh I can see why Katara and Zuko had a crush on him

[suchalonelysunflower]

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