#SPAM Digest

[thegikitiki]

The Goodness of Pure Meat Protein...

SPAM, 1962

Corn Patch SPAM Bake Recipe

[rate-a-spam-bot]

[mpreghotties]

Omg! We found a hilarious pred on tiktok who trolls scammers by farting on the phone and giving them false information.

After the phone call he tracks them down, swallows all the employees whole and then turns them into farts for the next spam callers!⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[boyorgirlor]

I've been ignoring the pain of losing someone who I was intimately in love with for 4 years. He was my best friend. I loved every part of him even if they frustrated me. His smile felt like sunbeams on a Sunday morning and his laughter was a wheeze that made me glad to be breathing in the same room as him. It's strange to grieve someone who isn't dead. He's in the next town over but I wouldn't dare disturb him. I carefully tiptoe through my thoughts as though I was gently passing over an empty grave, the soil still fresh.

We broke up under circumstances that although he wanted to see what the future held he couldn't realistically plan a future with me. We couldn't even plan a week's trip together he was so scared of commitment. But when I love, I hold nothing back. I have full enthusiasm that we will tackle life and hardships together, because I want to see you be the best person you can be. But my love didn't want to promise me something he could possibly not deliver. He could "potentially" see a future with me, but his anxiety held him back from commiting to me. Even though we were on and off for 4 years we broke up over the same thing, his anxiety that he had over his future.

I can't push you forward if you're holding yourself back, my love.

Towards the end of the relationship, even though he treated me well, getting me things I'd ask for, having small day trips, it bothered me how reserved he felt in regards to planning or committing those plans to action. He'd said he'd sign a lease with me for me to trust him, but did he make plans towards that future for us? Not that he told me.

Looking back at old photos and texts together, sometimes I worry that I won't be loved better than he loved me. That I overreacted. But another, grounded part knew that I deserved a partner who is just as enthusiastic about a future together as I am. Even though he said I was the most precious person in his life, his action showed otherwise. It wasn't a bad thing, family is important, but there comes a point where you want to plan your own future. You were more than just the man of your house, you have your own wants and needs and future.

Who We Are kinda encapsulated our relationship. I could tell you wanted to stay in your comfort zone of being someone that your family expected from you. I couldn't make you want what I wanted and I should never have expected you to change. The love just passed through his fingertips and I will love someone again. Someone to look at me with the same love in their eyes.

[a-shade-of-blue]

I've been asked to write a post by @abuadam86 because she is really worried about her disabled son Adam. Adam is only 10 years old and he suffers from quadriplegia, which is a type of paralysis that causes a complete and severe loss of motor function of all 4 limbs and the body from the neck down! He requires a wheelchair to get around. Imagine how horrifying it must be when there you need to escape from a bombing, but you are not able to move and need a wheelchair to get to places and the streets are full of rubble!

Adam requires special food and medication, which is scarce in Gaza, and on the rare occasion it is available, very expensive!! Due to a lack of medicine, Adam suffers from frequent muscle spams! As a result of his condition, Adam also has difficulty swallowing and digesting food. Due to the lack of the special food he needs, he has lost 15 kg of weight! Moreover, he is also suffering from respiratory illness due to the polluted environment he is in! And Adam is only 10 years old!

Adam also have 3 siblings: Menna (12), Maria (6), and baby Ezz (1). They are now living in a tent that is not equipped to shield them from the cold. They do not have winter clothes, and most of the clothes they have are lying under the rubble. These children, in particular Adam, are suffering so much, and that is in addition to the frequent bombings!

This campaign is #187 on @/gazavetters vetted list, also vetted by association. Habib is a brother in law of @/hashemsh12 (shared by 90-ghost, vetted and promoted by @/gaza-evacuation-funds). Habib is also a relative of @/hazemsuhail (vetted by association). See post here for proof.

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I actually have a cousin who suffers from a severe loss of motor function in his body and also has difficulties swallowing and digesting food as a result. I just want to say that support (e.g. medicine, equipment, the special food) for such a condition is already hard to get in normal circumstances, and as a result my cousin seldom leaves the house. If it is already difficult in normal circumstances, I can't imagine how Adam and his family are coping in the middle of a genocide! Please help them!

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[catboybiologist]

I see you talk a lot about hrt and you seem pretty informed. I also see that you have had really good effects from hrt.

So what I wonder is how much you think it is luck and genetics vs you making the right choices. I can't help but be jealous sometimes. I've had rotten luck and ok genetics it seems.

What's your take on this? Do you think you've been lucky or do you think everyone can do it like you have if they just did it the same way?

So whenever I answer an ask like this, I end up getting spammed with a ton of hrt related questions, and it gets a bit exhausting. So here's my usual disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, nor any kind of medical professional. I'm not an expert on this. I have a little more knowledge about the theory behind hrt than the average person, but not the medical practice. I'm just giving my experiences here.

So I couldn't say for sure, but I think the answer is both? I can't say how much luck is a component, but that said, I think that there's a lot that helped me out just from the troubleshooting end.

This answer ended up being long, so here's a tl;dr:

Be liberal on your estrogen, conservative on your antiandrogen. Eat a lot, exercise a lot.

Huge ramble under the cut.

It's hard to say that I looked feminine pre HRT. I had (and still somewhat have) all of the "ultra masculine" skeletal features that make people think their transition is going to go poorly, but the soft tissue changes have reframed how they look and function. I used to think that I would never come close to looking feminine without super intense FFS, and that feeling is almost completely gone now. So I didn't feel particularly lucky going into any of this. Now I do, and I'm finally actually relaxing how good hrt has been to me.

I did several things that I think accelerated my hrt. Unfortunately, I can't have a control group here. I also operated over a short period of time, during a period where hrt has a variety of effects. I have no way to tell for sure if these things did anything, or if it's all just masked by standard hrt progress, which comes and goes in bursts.

Also note: I don't think anything has dramatically affected my "final" results. I think there's a lot of things that have accelerated my results. But with ongoing, years long processes like HRT, the biggest, key ingredient is PATIENCE. I keep seeing 2 years thrown around like it's the end of hrt progress. This is, quite frankly, ridiculous. 2 years is startup and troubleshooting time. Whatever development happens in the first two years is a bonus, not a normal timeline.

So never, ever feel like you've fucked up your transition for good. You can always tweak it. And, you can always wait.

That all said, here's the bulleted list of the things that I think contributed:

Intensely focusing on getting my blood estrogen high. Stop thinking about dosages, start thinking about levels. From anecdotes I've seen, most doctors will underdose your estradiol. You should be shooting for 200pg/mL minimum. Many doctors will use this as a maximum. That is outdated information. Your estrogen should be on the high side of cis women ranges. If you're lost, use cis women metrics as a guide, or the WPATH. Personally, I've been blessed with a fantastic provider that I've never had to push back to or argue with, but I've heard some nasty horror stories.

Note that achieving the level I said above is often difficult with pills. Pills do have a maximum safe dosage because of liver metabolism. This will vary from person to person. But if you're getting past 8mg oral per day, consider switching to injections, patches, or gels. These methods bypass digestion and (somewhat) dodge the liver, making it easier to safely get higher blood levels. Even if you try to take them sublingually, a lot still ends up consumed orally.

HRT methods that allow for large differences between estrogen highs and lows seem to be more effective than steady state HRT. This is completely shooting in the dark here, but from my vague anecdotes from comparing injections with peaks and troughs to more steady (but still lover bypassing) methods, it still seems like injections are somewhat more effective. That is not a scientific assessment at all. But that's the only explanation I could think of that matches a little bit of what's known about hormonal physiology

With everything above: if possible, drop your antiandrogen ASAP. A pattern I've seen over, and over, and over again, is trans women being overdosed on antiandrogens while simultaneously being underdosed on estradiol itself. Remember: sufficiently high levels of blood estrogen are antiandrogenic on their own. If you need a AA to keep your T or other androgens low, your E is likely too low anyways. There's multiple reasons why having too much androgen suppression without raising estradiol is bad, but for a whirlwind summary, there's two things I would break it down to. One, having too low of both T and E is really bad, and is basically one of the only ways you can do HRT "wrong" in a way that's medically harmful (the other being stressing your liver). It has effects both short term (mood, metabolism, and energy) and long term (bone density and general growth). Also keep in mind that cis women have androgens too- and you need to make sure you're not over suppressing androgens to below cis female levels. Two, antiandrogens are rarely just an antiandrogen. As opposed to hormones themselves, which are found in your body anyways and are "understood" signals for your genes (among other things), antiandrogens are operating based on how we develop their effects as pharmaceuticals. Does this mean they're intrinsically bad? No. Don't fall into a "natural is better" fallacy. However, it's worth noting that AAs can have effects beyond just androgen suppression because they're not an endogenous signalling molecule. One of these effects might be overall suppression of growth and development. That is wildly unconfirmed, I know transfemmescience disagrees and has a pretty thorough breakdown, but unfortunately there's too much variability in individual trans women's HRT regimens to have consistent studies on fine details like that imo. Again, this is my opinion as a patient, not as an expert.

Don't start progesterone too early. I'd say delay it more than the general advice. 6 months after good blood levels is probably good. Notably, it's probably not a good idea to start it 6 months after the first pill crosses your tongue. Wait for the levels. Probably not that big of a deal though.

This last one I'm incredibly reluctant to even talk about, but I've been coming to the conclusion more and more that it was a fairly major factor in my progress. I didn't do it intentionally but it 100% happened. And that is weight cycling. From January to August of 2024, I dropped almost 30 pounds from training for backpacking and actually doing rigorous backpacking for 3 months. I've gained back all of that weight since. Most of my notable soft tissue and appearance changes have happened as a function of putting that weight back on. This isn't just about chest or thigh growth. My face was thin at my lowest weight, and when I put weight back on, soft tissue in my face has grown back in with a far more feminine look. I do NOT like talking about this, though. Why? Because I think deliberately weight cycling is more dangerous and hurtful than it is helpful. Diet culture, counting calories, and constantly comparing your weight and progress to others is an easy way to an easier disorder. If you develop habits centered around those things, that will fuck up your life permanently. What would I recommend instead? High input, high output. Eat a LOT, exercise a LOT. Get into a steady state with that. It's much healthier long term. Remember, at best, weight cycling is an acceleration, not working towards better "permanent" results.

And uh, I think that's it? Again, keep in mind that the main ingredient is patience. All of this is about making things faster, not making things better in the long run. If any of this seems unattainable for you, then don't worry! All you gotta do is wait.

And again, not medical advice, not scientific rigor, just anecdotes and what worked for me.

I don't have a better way to end this other than good luck? And also that you're probably being too hard on yourself anyways.

[macherizz]

“can you call me back? i miss you.”

> idol au , idol!reader x idol!mingyu ! , breakup , reader is also a dior ambassador and self insert member of lsfrm

> genre: angst, slice of life

> synopsis: both of you have been able to successfully hide your relationship till one day. After that you guys don’t talk for a while till the both of you get invited to the same event.

>warnings : mentions of reader having depression / just bad mental health in general

>authors note : i randomly had this idea on a 5 am morning lol

> masterlist

reader is female !

WC: 2576

The voice of your choreographer yelling at you has never been this bad. You could promise yourself that. Everytime you got called out for messing up a move, your first instinct is to tell your boyfriend—Or ex-boyfriend now.

Were you getting distracted during practice? You’ve always taken more time to digest the moves—especially the choreographies for comebacks. But today your energy level was so much lower it was genuinely concerning to your group members. Recently, you’ve been coming in to practice with a moody face, messy bun and hoodie that has a stain on its back.

But hey can they blame you? All the pressure was crazy. You were just midway through practice when you suddenly received 10 missed calls from mingyu. He never spam called you during practice especially when the both of you were practically in the same building. He could just come and find you if it was urgent, so you knew these 10 missed calls definitely meant something bad happened.

“y/n, we need to break up.”

“dispatch found us out”

“pledis is already working with dispatch to put it out that it’s false and all but they advised me to tell you this because source music might kick you out.”

“i’m so sorry baby..”

“if we were more careful this wouldn’t have happened…”

This industry really hates idols for having a life huh?

After that call with mingyu ended, your smile

immediately dropped. All you said was “oh it’s okay” “we don’t really have a choice huh?” and you felt guilty. If both of you were careful—maybe the both of you wouldn’t be in this situation right now. As the call ended you could feel your heart shattering piece by piece it was genuinely pathetic.

“y/n ! are you okay? what did mingyu say?” Yunjin asked. She was the closest to you in the group since the both of you basically spent most of your trainee life together.

Everyday you’ve been trying to hold yourself together as the harsh comments continued coming in on X.

“why would mingyu get with a girl like that…”

“vocals are so ass lol no wonder mingyu broke up with her”

“she’s such a lazy dancer who’d want her”

“mingyu chose the right choice to break up with her”

“y/n dozen”

All the hate was coming in day by day, just when your group was starting to get praises again after a hate train.

No matter how many fearnots or carats had your back, the situation was just getting worse everyday. Sure there were a bunch of supporters but it couldn’t compare with the amount of haters.

Everyday you went home feeling more like a mess, while saesangs tried to leak your address and blackmail you. Nothing felt great anymore. You lost your spark, your privacy, yourself and your one and only.

——————

at this rate, you started to develop depression. Which was the last thing that should be happening to you especially when your group is preparing for a comeback and a world tour.

You knew the tour was going to take a toll on your mental health—but you kept going for the fans that still cheered you on.

No matter how many times the members convinced you to just go on a hiatus and take some time off for yourself, you just said you were fine and to keep going.

Even if your mental health was slowly deteriorating.

“Y/n ah, you’ve been invited to go for the Dior Designer of Dreams event in Seoul.” You were notified.

“Oh okay, when is it?” You blantly asked.

“You’ll be going on April 19, please clear your schedule on that day if you’ve made any plans.”

“Oh and also, avoid interacting or looking at mingyu. let’s avoid getting into another dating scandal alright?” Your manager added.

Of course he was going. He was one of the brands most known faces at this point. Literally just thinking about him already made you crumble—how were you gonna act when being at the same event as him? Yea you’ve been able to hide your emotions well, but what if he approaches you in the back? Do you reply? No saesangs could enter the back, right? No one would know—except for your manager.

“Mhm yea okay” you replied emotionlessly.

You knew fans were going to be making edits of the both of you, even if you guys don’t interact. Or even bat an eye at one another.

Just thinking about the situation was starting to stress you out internally.

Worst part?

Everyone around you could tell.

All your group members could tell you have been extremely drained.

Every staff that has worked with you guys since the scandal could tell too.

So did Mingyu himself.

Except he was the only one who couldn’t reach out to you. Not that he couldn’t—more like he was restricted from doing so.

Everytime the both of you crossed paths, the air felt heavy. Almost suffocating even.

——————

As you were getting into your outfit for the event, it all started coming back to you. How he would always wait for you outside of the dressing room to see how you looked in the outfit chosen.

How he would always tell you that you looked stunning, amazing, gorgeous and beautiful.

Everything felt like nostalgia—and it slowly draining you even more.

Why does your life even matter so much to the public?

Your outfit today was much simplier. Just a simple black shirt that was slightly oversized paired with a pretty cute black jacket mainly made of wool and cloudy grey skirt.

As your zipped up the skirt, you heard footsteps outside of your changing room that sounded way too familiar.

There was no fucking way.

No way he was outside.

Did they not tell him to avoid you too?

Fuck him if he was trying to drag you into more trouble.

You paused for a good 5 seconds after zipping your skirt up. You didn’t dare to go out. Those weren’t your managers footsteps. Your manager never waited directly outside the changing room. she’s always in the waiting area. There has always only been one person that waited directly outside.

——————

y/n : yunjin, i think mingyu is outside the changing rooms. Do i go out and take the risk?

yunjin : WHY IS HE OUTSIDE

y/n : idk either but even if i don’t get out of this room now i will have to face him later

yunjin : if you’re scared take deep breaths

yunjin : and tell yourself everything will be fine

yunjin : if he talks to you just try to avoid him

y/n : thanks a lot girl 🫰🏻

yunjin : anything for my girl <3

——————

Taking a deep breath, you exited the changing room to seeing him directly infront of it.

as the both of your eyes met, you immediately tried to walk away from him as quick as possible. Last thing you’d want is your manager seeing the both of you interact and another scandal.

“…You look nice” he complimented.

You paused your footsteps. It felt like his words held control over you.

“…Thanks” You replied. His gaze was still lingering on you. That shouldn’t have been the case. The both of you ended things already.

Right?

“Didn’t expect you to show up”

“Neither did i expect you to”

That was a lie. An obvious one infact.

Once you tried walking to the other room so you could get your makeup and hair done, you suddenly felt a pair of warm hands tugging onto your right arm. A familiar warmth.

As you turned your head—you saw Mingyu there. Tugging onto your arm like a puppy staying with its owner.

“Don’t leave please… can we talk things out please..?” he pleaded.

You were never one to fall for pleads like that. But from the Kim Mingyu? Only for him you’d lose control.

“Gyu we don’t have time-“

“Just 5 minutes please…”

“Not now!”

You yelled at him, hoping that no one else outside heard you. Last thing you’d want is your manager suspiciously asking you why you were interacting with him in the first place.

As you kept trying to get moving towards the styling room, he kept tugging onto your arm tighter—almost as if you were like oxygen.

“Let me go gyu! Now’s not the time.”

“You wanna talk do it later.”

Hesitantly, you shrugged his arm off your arm and started rushing towards the stylist’s room. You were held back with him for a good 10 minutes atleast.

——————

Once you opened the door to the hair and makeup stylist, you were greeted with the sound of chatter at every corner of the room. The smell of the floral room refreshener were so strong you could tell you were gonna get a headache in atleast 30 minutes.

“Ah y/n you’re here! We’ve been waiting for you”

As your makeup artist called you over, you could feel the guilt in your chest for holding yourself back there with him. You didn’t intend to.

“I heard a lot of news about you and … y’know recently”

The way your smile faded immediately said a lot. First thing you get asked wasn’t even about you but about your recent relationship? Seriously? You thought.

“Oh yea we aren’t talking anymore tho” You answered politely while the discomfort the topic had on you was obvious.

As your makeup was getting done and your hair at the same time, people around you continued to chatter in their own groups while both your stylists were basically gossiping to one another. Not that it bothered you in any way—but hearing two people gossip while you were in the middle felt extremely uncomfortable. It was like they didn’t care about your presence at all. But oh well, you only see them a few times in a year for events like these.

“Anddd you’re finished! Have fun later y/n—see you again next time!” Your makeup artist happily said as she touches up the last part of your look.

“Thank you so much ladies ! It looks really good as usual” You complimented. Even if you didn’t really like one part of the look, you couldn’t lie that you didn’t look good.

——————

As you left the styling room, you were met face to face with mingyu outside, again.

Seriously? Does this guy never give up or what? And waiting outside the room you were in? Is he not afraid of any rumours this could get you in? Did he even care about your privacy at all??

“Stop waiting for me outside!” You snapped. The look in his eyes said a lot about how he felt currently—and it’s safe to say that your angry voice hit him like a truck. Fuck, did you mess up? All he’s doing is being nice and this is what he gets? What if he’s waiting for someone else? Getting into another relationship while he was fresh out of another one? That didn’t sound like him.

“…Sorry but y/n please can we talk?” He pleaded again. His pleads sounded more like begs at this point.

You’ve always been a victim of his puppy face so it’s no surprise he’s doing it so he can get you to talk to him.

“…Fine but not here.” you quietly answered.

Within a second of your answer, he grabs you by the wrist and brings you to a secluded spot in the building. Who the hell even explores this deep into a building they come like once every three months or less.

Once the both of you were away from everyone else, the guilty look on his face was undeniable.

“…Look i’m really sorry for the miscommunication we had back then. It was really immature of me ending things like that…”

Every words he spat out sounded like a script—you thought. Because you never expected him to talk it out with you like that. Not that he wasn’t capable of, but because he’s always too afraid to voice his actual thoughts and words out— so they end up sounding like some drama script.

“These few months since we ended things with one another i’ve been thinking about you all day all night on repeat, no stopping. I’m serious.” He would hold both of your hands into his. His palms had the same warmth as the last time he held you.

“I get if you’re still mad—but please atleast believe me…please? I mean everything i say i can bet on that.”

The more he pleaded the more he sounded desperate, and you knew he was. You know how different his tones can be based on the current situation—and this is the kind of tone that tells you he’s desperate and on the verge of tears at the moment. Like they could spill out his eyes any second now.

You let him go on with his plead. No reply but your expressions spoke a lot.

“Y/n please say something… i really mean everything i just said. I can swear on that” He added. The sounds of footsteps were getting louder and clearer. Was the event starting?

In a hurried motion, Mingyu checked his watch—afraid of the both of you getting caught together in a secluded area. Even if a staff found you guys, they wouldn’t tell anyone but either way there would be a lot of questioning which honestly isn’t any better.

“We’ve got 10 more minutes till the event starts.” He reminded. His voice always sounded like sweet honey— just like his tan skin.

“…y/n i’m gonna be honest okay? I’ve really missed you throughout the duration we parted ways—not really but we still did. Even if you don’t wanna take please atleast hear me out-“

“Gyu, i miss you too.” you cut him off.

Finally after months of silence, he heard you say the words he’s been wanting to hear. The kind of words he used to hear on a daily basis. The kind of words that should be only reserved for him.

Within a second, you felt his warm arms bring you into a tight embrace. No words, just actions. Just the both of you—alone at the back of the event building.

Suddenly it felt like it was just the both of you in the world. You guys were so involved in the moment you almost forgot about the event you were here for in the first place.

“Let’s talk over text…okay?” Mingyu softly asked. He knew it was time for the both of you to go out and face the cameras soon. You gave him an understanding nod as the both of you left the back area into the public.

——————

“There you are y/n! Where were you? All of us were worried incase you had a bad stomach today.” Your manager faltered. To avoid anything else you just told her you did have a bad stomach today and apologised for causing any inconvenience (which you luckily didn’t)

”Oh yea, Mingyu’s manager asked me if i saw him as well, did you bump into him?”

Fuck, did they find the both of you out? Was this some trap?

“Nah i didn’t don’t worry” You reassured. Last thing you’d want right now was for someone to check the CCTV cameras and catch the both—or just you lying about that.

Luckily for the next few hours, the event went smoothly and the both of you managed to avoid eye contact and interactions.

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[heartofbusan]

What’s all the excitement in the Jikook tag about? Please help a non-TwiX user understand 🧎‍♀️‍➡️🙏

Oh, hiiii

It's a picture of JM and JK together somewhere, they say, an airport. I saw a drawing of it, and it's honestly so funny 😂😂

The excitement is because the picture implies they went to the U.S. together.

Well... they've been together all this time, so this is just the icing on the cake with an extra large cake topper with both of your initials on it. Like a wedding cake, lmao

I still say Hobi gifted them this Dadaism cake.

Seriously, what was the idea behind this wonderful monstrosity? It's like a child's drawing of a cake came to life.

Beautiful. Horrible? Delicious.

I'm currently on hour 3 of watching their discharge live (which in reality only lasts an hour), but I keep replaying little bits of it. Like when they do saatoori as they are scolding each other. It reminded me of when they were bickering over spam vs. sausage during AYS?! They used the same tone, intonation, the pouty beaks, and veiled aggression.

They say, 'shall I reveal the real you?' shall I tell them how you really are? in such a teasing tone and it's such an interesting peek at their 'real face'. During the live, they say 'we're rough', 'out of practice', so they're having trouble putting on their celebrity face: polite and easily digestible for audience.

They're basically admitting to being much rougher and admit to having fewer boundaries when they're in private.

Their restraint, keeping 'It' in during lives/in public, should be studied. Real diplomats. They can show you one thing and be totally loose and relaxed in private. That's honestly why I believe their privacy is of the utmost importance. How exhausting to constantly have to put on a face, to feel inadequate because you can't be yourself entirely. For them to have those pockets of freedom, should be of all our concern.

I love seeing those real faces 🥺 like I'm genuinely honored to witness that. 💗

Ooof.. this little detail kind of broke me.

Yes, It's slo-mo, and jikook do not need slow-motion, BUT I felt that little extra squeeze needs its moment in the sun. To take center stage. That squeeze is just for them. Jimin thanking Jungkook for the compliment he gave him regarding his performance. Jungkook called him an 'Ace', and we know how Jimin thrives on Jungkook honest compliments. It's like that line from Pride and Prejudice.

"But your good opinion is rarely bestowed and therefore more worth the earning."

Jungkook is a 'I might not talk a lot, but when I do, it's from the heart' kinda dude.

So, whomever initiated it, that handshake squeeze, is a little extra reassurance and, more importantly, a silent and 'easily digestible for audience' moment of connection.

For jikook, the handshake = kiss

💜

[qqtxt]

[🌸] taste of love w/ txt

✿ pairing: ot5 x reader (individually) / silly fluff 🌸 ✿ mini-fics with each member for the same situation / less than 500 words for each member / altogether, word count: 1819 words ✿ in which you cook for them and this is how they react ✿ my love language is cooking so this is just me ✨projecting✨ (also i know i was mia for a while but hi hello! ;w;) [masterlist 🌸] / other members under the cut! / @kflixnet​ 🧑‍🍳

the house is quiet apart from the clinks and clanks coming from the kitchen; the only source of light present as the sun begins to set. the waft of deliciousness (or you hope you're not being biased to yourself) sets in the air as you begin plating the food, well-aware that the time is near. there's a kind of tranquility in the waiting, the pace, and the anticipation for–the light rummages and jingling of keys makes you smile. your heart palpates, yet, you try to remain composure as you calmly make finishing touches to the plate of food you're about to serve...

[🐰] soobin soobin grows wide-eyed at the sight (even though he already knew in advance–it's all he could think about for the entire day until this very beating moment) and almost forgets to breathe. it's the way you laugh and beckon him over that he nearly trips over his own foot to get to where you are. scrambling to sit down, he expertly grips onto the chopsticks to start eating. upon taking the first bite, he slowly chews as the taste begins to seep into his tastebuds. he's well-aware he has eyes on him that he looks up with a sheepish grin, spreading his arms open that lures you in. he nuzzles into you as he continues eating; digesting the flavors that comfort him as he squeezes you tight. he doesn't say it with words, but it's almost as if you feel it with the way his arms embrace you–this is so, so, so good. and you're able to confirm it when you gaze down to meet with his smile; the little twinkle in his eyes gives it away past the tiredness weighing his eye bags; thank you. and it's like he can hear the vowels being sounded out into his ears when he hears you chuckling; you're always welcomed.

tl;dr: this boy will remember this for days. it could be a regular occurrence, but in the quietest of moments when soobin misses you, he remembers your cooking. he might get overtaken by excitement to begin digging in first but trust that soobin's eternally grateful to be taken care of by you; especially through cooking. he only remembers to take photos of it midway through, but it's better than nothing as it serves as a reminder of the meals you've made for him. will probably randomly spam you of the food you've made for him as a subtle hint he's wanting it. (or he just really misses you, our resident soft boy here is subtle but not really)

[🦊] yeonjun yeonjun is on you quicker than you can process, nearly tackling you down on the kitchen floor as you let out a squeak of surprise. he begins peppering kisses all over your face, barely taking in the sight of the food despite that being on the spotlight. it's only after a few beats that he calms down to sit by the kitchen island, biting down on his lip so he can listen to you tell him what you've made for him as he patiently waits until you're done. then, it's the moment you're waiting for. he takes the first bite... second... third... and then it happens (as it always does). you watch as he goes wide-eyed and starts to clap his hands; a sort of slow applause that echoes through the walls as he aggressively gets louder and then, the next phase happens. it's the rambling of how good everything tastes, that he'll need another plate after this despite only taking a few bites of his (still very full) plate. the universe grants him to be able to muster up a few more sentences before he's met with silence. the cheekiness in his smile, the shyness in yours, blossoms laughter that enables him to grab onto your hand and plant a kiss; thank you, baby.

tl;dr: yeonjun's loud with his expressions, but it's in the quietness too that you feel how appreciative he is. i see him exaggerating his reactions but it's not necessarily false, but as he's someone who does the cooking, he knows how it must feel to be appreciated with his cooking. and he truly enjoys your cooking, which is why he's just as expressive as he usually is. i can see him either being really loud and dramatic, or quiet and soft with the respect that you took the time to cook for him, coming home to a warm meal.

[🐯] beomgyu his reaction is what makes your heart melt when he rushes over, almost forgets to ditch his bag before he swoops his arms around you as he watches you make finishing touches before the plate is fully his. as he hooks his chin on your shoulder, he gets comfortable in molding his body to yours, as if that's where he belongs. not even the way you try to tell him you're sweaty (or that he's sweaty) would get him away. if anything, he only insists in staying by your side as he opens his mouth, pointing at the food with his wiggling brows. you scoff (but he reads very quickly there's no malice) as your hands start to make a spoonful of the perfect bite to bring it up to his lips. you're able to turn your body a bit to see how his eyes snap shut as he chews on the food, his grip tightening around you. you try to ask if it tastes good but he holds a fist up to his mouth as he shakes his head. you cherish this silence for now, knowing very well as the night progresses and with more bites, he's about to yap your ear off. either one, you come to love and anticipate when he opens his eyes and meeting yours... with his mouth hanging open for more. (cheeky little shit, but you oblige for another before you'd give him the spoon to gobble it all down)

tl;dr: the excited one that gets progressively excited as he continues to eat. beoms gives the impression that he'll be gentle in the beginning, but as he continues to eat, he gets aggressively expressive with how good he wants to tell you the food tastes and would insist you take a bite (despite you being the one making it and knowing very well how it tastes–i don't make the ruls, if beoms wants to feed you a bite, you better take it).

[🐿] taehyun taehyun skips his way into the kitchen and tries to see if there's anything he can help you with (be it putting things aside, back to where they belong or–) but he has no chance of doing so when you're already navigating him out of the kitchen. he sets his butt down on the dining chair and makes it a point to get you to look at him so he can thank you for the food. it always warms your heart to see how appreciative he is, but you beckon for him to take a bite as you fetch yourself a plate. you peek from the kitchen to see him attempt to wait until you're with him to take a bite but the curiosity gets the best of him to get a small bite while he waits before digging in completely. you pause from a distance to watch his reaction and from this small smile he has while chewing, grows into a big one as he hands his head down in attempts to hide his satisfaction. (not really hiding, but you can tell he's hiding because he doesn't want to make it seem like he didn't want to wait for you to eat, but in reality he just knows the food would be amazing so you can't really blame him, alright?)

tl;dr: taehyun's the silent appreciator at first, but after, he'll be sure to make it a point you know how much he appreciates it. i see him as being someone who would return the favor by cleaning up or be the one to buy dessert to sort of "balance" things out, even though it shouldn't be transactional–it's not like that for him, it just makes him feel good knowing he's able to give you something in return one way or another. just know that despite his silence or even though he's more "quiet" compared to the other guys in terms of showing excitement, he'll remember every single dish or food that you've made for him and be sure to compliment your efforts in every way possible.

[🐧] kai the loudest gasp fills your ears before you feel a pair of arms gripping onto you tightly and almost swinging you around before you remind him that you have a plate full of food–his food–and you would very much like it for him to eat the food than for it to end up on the floor. he sheepishly sets you down and takes your instructions to sit by the kitchen counter, obediently taking the utensils to begin eating but not until you're seated with him and takes the first bite. this dramatic boy almost pretends to faint on the counter but not when you playfully nudge him to–be serious, kai! how's the taste? past the giggles and laughter, he can't reply with words when he has a mouthful but he tries to his best ability to give some garbled compliments but you already see how he feels about it when his face is lit up with the taste and the thought alone of how much time and effort you must've taken to make this for him... kai just knows he'll be showering you with love and affection when the meal is over. and you know it when you see him glancing around at the pots and pans, the chopping board by the sink, the discarded trash by the door... then you meet gazes with him and it's the way he holds out to grab onto your hand and gives you a squeeze. that alone was an indicator of: thank you. with the squeeze you give back, it was a reciprocative: always.

tl;dr: this boy would nearly forget that you made him food in the first place. lost in the opportunity to give you affection and show you gratitude that he nearly forgets the food you've made him in the first place that's got him all appreciative. even though he might be dramatic with his expressions, just know that he truly, deeply appreciates it when he knows how much time and effort goes into cooking and preparing food for someone. will constantly question how you can cook the way you do when he thinks it's pure sorcery but will not hesitate to try anything you make and help clean up after.

[dwtpsychward]

Can I make a confession cause I don't really know if others feel this way. I know that DNF as creators are the exact same but how George's community treats Dream has made me less inclined to enjoy dnfing. It has nothing to do with Dream getting a girlfriend. This isn't my first rodeo. There have been so many ships where one or both are in a relationship. But when someone's community is so rude to Dream, I don't really know how to enjoy the ship anymore. Cause how can I when the person posting a clip is being misogynistic towards Dream's girlfriend on their sideblog? When my favorite fanfic was written by someone who was spewing biphobic rhetoric? When the artist making dnf art apparently has a golo critblr sideblog? How can I enjoy a DNF stream when the chat is telling George to kick Dream out and spamming Dream to shut up? When their community is sending triggering asks to blogs who are being kind to Dream? I don't know. I feel like the fandom is permanently divided now.

you know its really crazy when we all like the same people and like the same content yet people find ways to fuck that up to the point of not being enjoyable anymore. in dreams own fandom he gets hate like i need to take a second to digest that the fandom HE created and HE brought up is hating on him for invalid reasons or really no reason at all and i know georges chat has always been bad but like i shouldnt hop on tumblr to see the same sentiment being spewed here as if its any different because they cant see it. just because they cant see it doesnt mean youre being any less abhorrent and mean to the people you allegedly stan

[antiquepearlss]

I love seeing this post after complaining that my pms is starting

bro i was JUST freed from this fym its back right before christmas

[liketwoswansinbalance]

The Texting Styles of SGE Characters

I found this in my drafts. I can't remember if this was inspired by something, but have at it. I'm open to suggestions or requests for other characters not yet listed, especially if anything seems out of character.

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Sophie: Texts cinematically and a e s t h e t i c a l l y . Sometimes writes a select word in all caps to be strategically dramatic as well, mainly because most texting apps don't allow for emphatic italics. Sometimes uses emojis. 💃🏼 Expounds on things with flair, like her usual, in-person monologuing. Sometimes does cutesy things, but can be disingenuous. Spams Agatha with long, vent-worthy blocks of text whenever anything goes wrong. Intentionally obscures of the subject of her discourse temporarily, to amp up drama and keep tensions running high. (Almost the opposite of Rhian II in terms of withholding information and clarity. She can use misinterpretation to her advantage.)

Agatha: Texts how she speaks. Uses abbreviations like bc and lmao. Simple and straightforward. Uses “This reminded me of you” in reference to the grotesque or for humor purposes.

Tedros: Often uses text-to-speech dictation and also makes voice notes because he thinks everyone loves hearing him talk and because autocorrect absolutely mutilates his non-standardized 14c/Arthurian spellings. Uses memes incorrectly. Also: “This reminded me of you” but unironically.

Rhian I: Alternates between two texting styles: crisp professionalism and proper grammar and punctuation or preteen girl with a crush and an abundance of emojis. Waxes poetic occasionally. Leaves himself voice memos or texts to-do lists to his own number. Uses air drop (even though it's insecure) to send School-wide messages.

Rafal: Never spares a second thought coming up with a proper greeting unless it's Sophie. Alternatively, he has “do not disturb” perpetually turned on for everyone but Rhian. Texts "too formally," like an old man, with proper grammar and punctuation. Texts like people email as he uses paragraph breaks. He did not realize he could swipe to see dates, so he just manually writes out the date for every conversation for his own reference. No one has bothered to inform him. He signs off with "RM" every time and later finds out he can create an automatic text message signature as he would do for emails and enables it. It saves time. Has autocorrect turned off. To communicate anything quickly to students, sometimes, he just drops a curt message in the subject line of an email and leaves the body of the email blank. Blocks people with seemingly no provocation. Rereads the texts from James or Sophie in secret when they are gone to remember their words verbatim and then deletes the evidence.

Rhian II: Also has autocorrect turned off. Never sends walls of incoherent text. Intentionally makes his texts digestible and quotable. Texts how one might speak, with short, cumulative thoughts. By taking care to directly name subjects, he ensures that everything he texts will make sense and reflect well on himself, even if screenshotted and taken out of context/leaked. Occasionally makes strategic but understandable or reasonably realistic typos to appear like he's a common, everyman type of fellow. Always "corrects" himself afterwards. Texts unknown numbers at random for the express purpose of campaigning.

Japeth: Cold sends links with no context. Gets himself blocked because he seems shady. If he ever sends voicemails, they're just of creepy silence since he intends to threaten/intimidate without actually being caught or leaving proof of his writing style/voice.

Aric: Monosyllabic replies usually or just "ok."

August Sader: Leaves everyone on “read.” Calls them instead, obviously.

Peter Pan: Keyboard smashes.

Midas: Takes ages to respond, but always does, and leaves people on “read” in the meantime. Otherwise, sometimes responds with headlines or Wikipedia articles as a sarcastic joke format.

Hort: Spam messages, like, 42 times in a row…

Kiko: Sends flowery ~Good Morning~ memes and uses emojis created from letters and punctuation marks.

Merlin: Literally doesn't own a phone. Probably lives off the grid. Idk, let’s say he uses smoke signals. /j

Nimue: Does have a phone, but has no contacts.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

omg i recently got into jevin and i cant get him out of my head and somehow has come up with a bunch of stuff and a whole thing on how slimes work- sorry its so long! i figured it would probably be better to compile everything in one ask instead of spamming inbox

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jevin gets really loopy and tired on new moons and can't remember anything half the time. this leads him to be more goopy and melt sometimes and occasionally parts of him will stick to stuff. he needs to go pick up parts of himself sometimes when he moves around too much on these nights. it makes him kinda grumpy and slow when he cant just collapse and slime equivalent of sleep after nights like that.

he also gets really jittery and more reactive and excitable and feels much more on full moons. this makes it so he gets really sticky and ends up leaving handprints and such when he touches stuff. he also has to pick out sand and gravel from his slime... he crashes a bit after day break.

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jevin is a smart slime. thats it. nothing else is special.

hes only blue and humanoid because hes smart enough to maintain it. eating too much of something makes him a different colour so periodically he balances it out by treating slime like paint mixing and eating flowers and dyes.

his mass grows as he eats stuff. which leads to him getting goopier as he cant spread the energy enough to keep humanoid. so he must shed parts of himself regularly. usually its a small amount and harmless, just useless information he picks up like a carrot he left behind in a loot chest or something. if he waits too long he might accidentally shed something more important like his build plan for his base. hes never dared to let it get any worse. he does need to make sure to dispose of his slime properly so it doesnt split into a smaller slime. this also leads to shenanigans where he stores parr of himself somewhere to squeeze into some tight spaces like chests and the like to mess with people or watch reactions to his pranks.

as a slime, jevin can eat all things given enough time. sometimes he accidentally nibbles and even eats his supplies and tools when he isnt paying enough attention.

the skeleton he has in his body? yeah thats to freak people out. he doesnt need that and itll eventually dissolve/digest into him anyways. makes him a lighter shade though.

jevin can eat other slimes and slime balls. it is not a pleasant experience though if the slime is too big. the knowledge merging with his own and bits and pieces of memories are annoying when he has his own individual consciousness.

if jevin leaves a big enough piece of himself somewhere, he can sometimes sense what happens around it like sound and stuff if he concentrates... he hasnt tried a big enough piece to see if he can control it and he doesnt plan on trying in case he loses that piece forever.

sometimes he sheds a larger amount of himself either on accident or in preparation for something and ends up small. he needs to borrow clothes from bdubs or make clothes for that. sometimes if hes small enough to not disturb people being nakes he just roams around either as an animal or mob or just a tiny jevin.

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my head is so full i should stop bc itll never end atp @_@

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[vulture5638]

Quick heads up!! Mentions of digestion, but none taking place,, basically a preds body naturally trying to process what's inside their gut but prey isn't digestible (if not food, why food sized...) also brief mentions of pred eating genuine food with prey already inside them

Sorry for vore spam but. A lot of times I see safe/non fatal vore where the preds tummy isn't doing much

And !! Nothing wrong laid back stomachs but. Gimme a pred who's stomach can't differentiate people and food, and while the prey inside will be fine (albeit their lower half is partially submerged in stomach fluids and slime) the preds gut isn't going to make relaxing easy initially,, everytime the prey finally manages to wiggle themselves in a less awkward position, the preds gut shifting and contracting around them, once again manipulating their body/limbs into less than ideal placements,, also the preds gut being very, very noisy, bc their body is trying to process what it naturally assumes is food (obviously not working bc either the preds stomach isn't strong enough, or something along the lines of the prey being indigestible)

Also I prefer when a preds stomach is tighter and really only expands enough to accommodate the size of their prey so,, the entire time the prey is being borderline smothered while trying to adapt to the heat and slime bubbling around them + the struggle of being shifted around every now and then bc the preds gut is in overdrive trying to break down what (to the preds body) feels like food (and the prey squirming is only stimulating the preds muscles even more)

And if the pred is on the kinder side, they'll rub their belly in hopes of getting it to calm down long enough for their prey to relax and orient themselves,, (or. If the pred says fuck it we ball, proceeding to eat an actual meal and letting the prey find out what could happen to them if they were mere food,, just to give em a good scare)

[threestarsaboveclouds]

[ LIVE BROADCAST ] - [ ANNOUNCEMENT ] Three Stars Above Clouds to Public Group

TSAC: Hello. This is Three Stars Above Clouds.

TSAC: I am currently assisting my colleague, Fleeting Green Sunsets, in re-connecting to the long-range broadcast network after their Communications Array sustained significant damage.

TSAC: In the meantime, I will be manually re-routing any transmissions directed to them. If you would like to contact Fleeting Green Sunsets, you may transmit your broadcasts using my frequency, and I will pass along your messages to them.

TSAC: That is all.

[ END OF ANNOUNCEMENT ]

[ LIVE BROADCAST ] - [ ANNOUNCEMENT ] Fleeting Green Sunsets to Public Group

FGS: Hello! This is Fleeting Green Sunsets, iterator and Lead Plant Manager of the Prism Manufacturing Consortium.

FGS: I am happy to be re-connected to the broadcast network- I have gone a significant amount of time without being able to converse with my peers.

FGS: If you would like to contact me, please do so using Three Stars Above Clouds’ broadcast frequency. They are currently helping me work around the damage to my Communications Array, and have agreed to pass on any messages directed to me in the interim.

FGS: I am looking forward to speaking with you!

[ END OF ANNOUNCEMENT ]

[OUTGOING REQUEST] COMMUNICATIONS MANIFEST MESSAGE CONTENTS:

The ask box has been re-opened! Also…

Fleeting Green Sunsets is now available for asks! You can read previous broadcasts made by them here.

More information is available on their Toyhouse page.

FGS’s appearance on this blog will likely be temporary, unless I change my mind. I will keep you updated.

IMPORTANT INFO ABOUT ASKS:

If you would like to speak directly with Fleeting Green Sunsets, please make that clear in the ask you are sending. I will assume messages are still being sent to Three Stars Above Clouds by default.

Please try not to send asks about the new Watcher lore (if you know you know). I am still working on digesting it. This will likely change in the future; I just need a bit more time to organize my thoughts.

I may reference some of the new features from the Watcher DLC in answers, which will be spoiler tagged accordingly.

Silly/humorous asks are fine, but low effort meme/spam messages will be ignored.

All the rest of the previously stated rules still apply.

I am planning to keep the ask box open until mid-June. I will close it in July so I can focus on Artfight and also prevent burnout due to my busy personal schedule during the summer.

Talk to you soon!

-Delta

[sweetiiami-writes]

" tis the time to settle down

　　enjoy a treat, maybe ! "

　　

　

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introduction:

💕💕 you may call me sweetii! I go by they/them and I'm aroace! I wanted to share my love for fandoms without having to draw as I suffer from frequent bouts of depression that make it hard for me to draw. I hope you all appreciate my work!

💕💕 please note that I will not write smut on this blog, with only SUGGESTIVE WORKS being present. Anything needing a TW will all be marked appropriately! And I will do my best to write things in character!!

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☁️ last rules update: July 1, 2025

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rules:

My rules are subject to change.

Don't:

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—spam my inboxes every day. While I appreciate the reminder, I don't need to be constantly reminded about my inbox every time as I run this blog for fun.

—drag me into writing drama. It's not my thing and it'll only dampen people's moods. I'll only share what is important and that is it. I won't involve myself.

—request anything that isn't on my list. If you aren't sure if I will be willing to write for it, please ask me!

—beg me to write something I already declined. I reserve the right to decide what I will and will not write.

—make me write anything racist/lgbtphobic/sexist/proship/incest etc. it's an expectation, if I see requests like this in my inbox, I will block you.

Do:

—remind me a week after your request has been posted. I tend to forget things very easily, so this is appreciated. If I have already gotten to it, it is probably already in queue, and I'll post your ask with a link to the writing as soon as it's out!

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—use an anon tag. This is to keep track of my anons! Of which I'll list in a separate post!

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On smut/suggestive work:

I won't be writing smut but suggestive work will be present. If I feel it borders on smut, though, I will mark it as mature. I have nothing against those who like smut, it's just a boundary of mine.

Please feel free to block the tw: suggestive tag if you are not privy to this kind of writing. Don't worry, neither am I.

If you harass me over my boundaries I will block you.

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My workflow:

💕💕 To be transparent about my process, my workflow is as follows:

Receive a request in inbox.

Post the ask with a "pending req tag".

Work on the writing and then put the post in queue.

Reblog to the posted reply with a link to the finished product!

If ever possible, post immediately!

If anything is disturbed by personal issues, update with a reblog post before reblogging again.

💕💕 This is to keep my process as mess-free as possible while maintaining a proper schedule. My queue releases posts every 12p.m. - 6p.m. GMT+8, so keep on the lookout!

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What I will write for!

Legend:

Bold — Interested

　Pink — Favorite/Will write more of (Or if heart is ♥︎)

　　Itallic — Comfort

　　　Blue — Tenative/Will consider

FANDOMS:

♥︎ Forsaken ♥︎ Blocktales: Swords Of Time ♡ Pressure ♡ Phighting! ♡ Studio Investigrave games ♡ Cookie Run ♡ The Robloxia: Until Dawn ... more to be added.

WRITING:

♥︎ Headcanons ♡ Ficlets ♡ Short drabbles ♥︎ Platonic ♡ AUs ♡ Character x Character ♥︎ Character x Reader ♡ OC x Reader ♡ Age Regression (NOT SEXUAL.) ♡ Suggestive works (Read the rules on suggestive works!)

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Fandom + Character(s)

Genre (Remember to specify if suggestive works may be included)

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Prompt and what you want! Make sure it has enough detail that I can write for it!

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#talks ♡ sweetii talks!

#ask ♡ sweetii answers!

#writing ♡ sweetii writes!

#req pending ♡ pending order...

#req in queue ♡ on the way!

#req complete ♡ bon appetite!

#headcanons ♡ petit four

#drabbles ♡ pretty pastry

#platonic req ♡ table for one

#romantic req ♡ table for two

#x reader ♡ universal solution

#x character ♡ intertwined souls

#ocs ♡ born of words and fiction

#age regression ♡ soft marshmallows

#suggestive ♡ peek behind the curtains (BLOCK THIS OR tw: suggestive IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SUGGESTIVE WORKS)