#STRAIGHT FOR TWO

[eydilily]

i'll tell you what, its really cute

[was-mossy-fae]

Chase was real as fuck for that.

[maibeloved]

Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)

[la-lune-chante]

fellas is it gay for your fight scene to be a metaphor for sex

[hymyarts]

"We Myrmidons are not the sentimental type."

[amell]

tilly death do us part

[zillychu]

I NEED Loop to be further tormented by finding out confessing to their party doesn't break their loops, and Siffrin wishes to see Loop again so hard he pops out of the favor tree so he gets to be Loop's guide

[appleboxdog]

I love these fools so much. I hope in the end they stay together or keep in touch. I heart them its like the dad who didn’t want a cat but loves the cat

[gojoest]

nanami kento tries so hard not to fuck you on your first date, it makes him feel like a terrible man. he’s not like this, usually. you just frustrate every single cell in him, sexually — he can’t believe this is happening to him, honestly.

it’s a pain, he acts cold and distant — he’s simply trying to hide his boner half of the time. he zones out while you speak — your lips are distracting, he can’t hear a single word you speak. he can only think of the many ways your lips would shape and shift when you moan and whimper his name the deeper he sinks his cock in you. also, can you fit all of him down your throat? oh, can you—

fuck…

his cock gets hard under the table, forcing a sense of panic in him while he ponders whether he’s visibly leaked and stained his slacks or not. terrified to look down, because he knows. he’s so fucked.

he needs to wait a bit before you leave the restaurant, to cool off a bit, calm down. but it only gets worse from there.

he drives you back home, but doesn’t leave the car to walk you to your doorstep. his cock is hard again, aching so bad it limits his movements. besides if he steps out and stands tall before you — you will see, this time you definitely will. he’s embarrassed. and on top of that, he feels like an ass, the lowest of the lowest, for treating you so poorly.

the entire car ride was torturous to him, courtesy of your scent so close to him in the passenger seat, along with the way you tucked your hands between your thighs every now and then — perhaps the awkward silence got you nervous. he wondered all the way to your house how you smelled and tasted, down there.

you think the whole date was a disaster, and that he’ll never call you again but little did you know, the first thing he did when he went back home was jerk off — not once, not twice, but three fucking times, thinking about you. furiously.

later, he texts you. you blink a few times in utter disbelief.

dinner tomorrow? i’ll cook

dinner — at his place, that is. he’ll change the bedsheets in the morning with freshly washed ones, because this time — he’ll fuck you.

[stemmmm]

"I W I N"

does it count as spoilers if we all knew this was how it was going to end? does it count as spoilers if we were all throwing popcorn at the screen every chapter until this happened?

if you don't know what I'm talking about, you gotta read Multiversal Manhunt Moved to Your Backyard by @jack-fruit

[chrispypapas]

he cant stop

text insp

[katescribblesabit]

i want a season two so bad plz plz plz

i love the fairy Timmy au, its living rent free in my brain

i gave it my own little spinn on it

basically Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy somehow convinced the fairy counsel to let them adopt Timmy

Timmy signed the fairy certificate and became one permanently (making Ymmit appear, he gets thrown into anti fairy world right away)

i saw somewhere that peri is canonically around 20 years old in a new wish which will make Timmy around 30 years old

Timmy is not a fairy godparent himself, however he became the new author of the rewritten da rules from anw

since he was the one that exploited the loopholes of the old one the most, he was the perfect fairy to rewrite the book (with Jorgen reviewing it over before publishing) and ruining the fun for Dev lmao

in the battle of big wand Timmy gets thrown into the prison with his parents and brother, and it plays out like in the drawings

this would also be where he is "canonically" first shown on the show

anyway Timmy is living his best life as a fairy rn

[thestarfishface]

“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[just-a-joey]

Swap auuuuu? (Everything else is the same- Two Time and Azure just swapped places)

[thesmallersnow]

⋆⭒˚.⋆Quand le Directeur n'est pas là ( les acteurs dansent )⋆.˚⭒⋆

> ACT 2

Loop says they try not to look the Fighter's way, and that he's never going to see them anyway, so it doesn't matter. Well... What happens when he does look their way?

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