#She's Louis...she's Daniel...

[chicago-geniza]

Anne Rice's obsessive self-insert thought experiments about what happens when you turn an addict into a vampire and more importantly an obligate sanguivore for whom sustenance and "the swoon" are inextricably linked and can only--without the application of scrupulous control and meticulous practice--be obtained through murder

The Vampire Chronicles are better than AA (although there's about the same amount of Christian God in them)

[fascinationstreetmp3]

ALICE

[danlous]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.07 "I Could Not Prevent It"

[iwtv-theories]

Sometimes, I think about how upset Claudia was when Louis & Lestat read her diaries without her permission. Claudia only consented to Madeline reading her diaries. But, after her death, Louis not only read them but let Armand do so over and over (despite his part in causing her death). And now the whole world knows her story: her innermost thoughts, insecurities, and traumas (partially because Louis gave her diaries to a guy he met once! ) She may inadvertently become another commodity once again- just like the profitable “baby lulu” , she’ll now become “ the girl who moved a million books”.

She deserves to haunt all of these men !😭

[laniidae-passerine]

don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man

[devilsminionworlddomination]

Iwtvtober day 15 - kiss

[loumandforyou]

everyone moved on, but I'm still here.

“Danny. I will ask for the third time. What did Alice say when you finally asked her to marry you?” “Louis perhaps we should... ” “She said no. ”

[littlemissmoodswings]

interview with the vampire — fem edition (cause that's kinda my bread and butter)

featuring. . . .

susan sarandon as danielle molloy; ella purnell as young danielle molloy

simone ashley as the vampire armande

evan rachel wood as the vampire lestat

tessa thompson as the vampire louise

[shelfperson]

love danlou so fucking much who is doing it like them? no one. imagine the most beautiful girl in the world, a modern helen of troy, suitors falling for her left-and-right. imagine the prettiest girl in the world tenderly hand-feeds her hideous pet worm little apple slices every day and gives him little kisses every day and makes him a little worm house to live in. and the worm is constantly begging the most beautiful girl in the world to love HIM, a WORM, more than both of her ex-husbands AND her dead daughter. and the prettiest girl in the world says "heehee maybe 😊💞" every single time.

[exoscreamsoda]

i made my religious southern black grandma watch the first ep of iwtv

most shameful thing ive done in a while, i already knew she doesnt like vampire or horror stuff because the blood disgusts her but shes really old and i wanted her to experience peak cinema atleast once

[my grandma is very open minded]

here are some reaction points ⬇

she automatically loves daniel malloy because hes old

she found "french white" to be a really funny phrase

i forgot that making her watch this meant i would have to sit through the sex scene. i spent 20 min trying to find an excuse and just as i got up ms. lily started rubbing her nipples, i knew this because my grandma started yelling WHATS SHE DOING? D:

my poor grandma was barely processing the ms.lily boob thing before my dad walked into the room. now theyre both witnessing this sex scene

she started laughing when louis pushed lestats hand away but when they started going at it she was like 👁👁 ?? and i had to explain that he was being seduced and also theyre freaky

"you know this doesnt suprise me, i heard new orleans is known for gay people". i ask her to elaborate on this but she doesnt???

she gets bored again when its over but paul's death grabs her

the confession scene (which i think is the best in the series) makes her lock in so hard she sits up and cant even hear when we're talking to her

immediately starts screaming and telling louis to run when lestat starts killing those priests and cant stop saying WHAT. DONT LET THAT WHITE DEVIL IN once louis accepts and kisses him 😭

she still cant get past the gore but said that i can show her some more episodes next time. i won 😚

[i need to reiterate that my grandma is not homophobic but the blood was genuinely making her mad 💀 propose normally next time lestat]

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Seen people joke about what dale interviewing lestat would be like but if i’m being honest what i’d want is HELEN interviewing lestat.

[mirefireflies]

claudia as the canary in the coal mine

amc’s interview with the vampire, 2022 / a canary in a coal mine — mort laitner / i know why the caged bird sings — maya angelou / a poem about a slave — imad / what happened to the canary in the coal mine? — kat eschner / canary in a coal mine — mira lightner / canary in a coal mine — the crane wives

[manichewitz]

i dont think yall understand how floored i was when i found out that the interview with the vampire books are actually incredibly erotically gay for real and not just light queercoding or fan's gay ships?? bc this changes everything. i had always assumed anne rice hated fanfic authors for making her male characters fuck, but no, she just wanted to be the only author making her male characters fuck

[libelulalil4]

What kind of drunks do yall think the gang would be?

Louis: happy and dancing

Armand: tries to have a good time but goes non-verbal, hides in the bathroom

Claudia: goes outside to smoke

Daniel: does pepsi in the bathroom

lestat: happy and dancing (with louis), goes to the bathroom and cant stop telling people how pretty they are, does pepsi with daniel, bullies armand in the bathroom, goes back to dance on louis, starts crying hysterically over his love for louis

[submersero]

“I loved her.” “But she didn't love you.” / “He wants you in pieces for the privilege of putting them back together as he sees fit.” / “Did he break you, Louis? Are you broken?” / “Do you remember our life, how happy we were before her?” “Happy? We were not happy.” / “An anvil, tied around our ankles, pulling us towards the pitch-black ocean floor.” / “An eager black hole. But I'm not… not hopeful there's much more to you Daniel, other than a hole.” / “A Band-Aid for a shitty marriage?”

[carmillas-vampiric-rage]

i was watching s1 of iwtv with my dad (my dad loves and hates lestat hehe) and i cannot get over the first real argument louis and lestat get into after becoming parents

"i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt."

"it's chiffon. it has movement."

"hmm."

like bro they literally forgot about the horrific conversation of louis begging lestat to turn a child burned victim into a vampire- they are just d a d s