#Shimt

[clavainov]

some of the shinies i chained in moon and ultra sun

[archangeldyke-all]

Consider, if you will.

Sevika with a transfem reader who's super flirty and playful, but who tends to get skittish around intimacy despite being vocally down bad for Sevika and craving the woman.

loveeee this! (couldn't tell if u wanted a smutty ending or not, so i went for the safe route and did no smut. if u want a smutty part 2 lmk!!)

disclaimer! i'm cis, so please lmk if there's any mistakes or missteps and i'll fix them asap!

men and minors dni

"can i ask you something?" sevika asks.

you turn to look up at her from where your head's resting in her lap. "anything." you say honestly. sevika smiles down at you.

"d'you really mean all that shit you tease me about?" she asks.

you blink up at your best friend in confusion. "what shit?"

"y'know... when you flirt with me." she whispers. her eyes are distant and her lips are downturned. it's rare that you see sevika so vulnerable, and the sight makes you sit up and wrap your arm around her shoulders. "do you mean all that stuff you say?" she asks.

you gulp and nod. "of course i mean it, sev, you're the most attractive person i've ever met in my life."

sevika studies you with a furrowed brow. "really?" she asks skeptically.

your heart drops. never in a million years did you think sevika didn't take your compliments seriously. if you'd have known she was so insecure, you would've been ten times more clear. "of course, sev." you whisper, squeezing her shoulder. "i dunno if you've noticed, sevika, but i'm kinda obsessed with you."

she snorts and tilts her head, studying you some more. "how come you never do anything about it, then?" she asks.

it's like the breath gets knocked out of your lungs. you blink owlishly at your best friend, trying to collect your racing thoughts. "what?" you ask.

"you say you're so obsessed with me, but you get all weird when i try to, like, put the moves on you." she whispers, looking away from you shyly.

"wh-what!?" you ask. "you've been putting the moves on me?!" you ask.

sevika chuckles a bit and shrugs. "i've been trying, but... you get all weird." she says.

you take a deep breath and try your best to calm your nerves, before reaching out and grabbing sevika's hand. "well, i... i didn't know." you whisper. "that you feel the same. and..." you trail off, but sevika doesn't interrupt you. she just squeezes your fingers and waits patiently for you to finish your thought. "it's different, y'know... when you're trans." you whisper.

sevika nods a bit, squeezes your fingers again. "you know i would never treat you differently because of that." she whispers.

you gulp and try to keep the tears from welling up in your eyes at her words. you do know that, but knowing is one thing, and hearing her say it is another. "i know." you whisper. "it's just... harder. it's easy to flirt and make you blush and get all flustered-- i can't get my heart broken from that. but... sev, you've got my heart in the palm of your hand. you could crush it so easily." your voice is wobbly and quiet. sevika sniffles, and you're shocked to see that a few tears have fallen down her own cheeks. "oh, sev." you coo, reaching out to grab her face.

"i'm in love with you." sevika whispers. she keeps on talking, but for a few moments all you can hear is ringing in your ear as you try to process her first words. "--don't care how long i have to wait to have you i'll wait forever, i just love you so much and i needed you to kno--mph!"

you cut her off by launching yourself in her arms and pressing your lips to hers.

the pair of you kiss and cry and laugh against one another for nearly half an hour before you finally pull away with a gasp and blink down at sevika's sparkling eyes.

"i'm in love with you too, in case you didn't notice." you say. sevika grins up at you.

"c-cool." she says lamely. you burst into laughter and nod down at the woman beneath you.

"yeah. cool." you agree.

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[reading-lawrence]

The final part of Chapter 48 is a complete break from politics and self-hatred to tell an extended joke at dinner?

It's pretty funny, and I do enjoy the anecdote. Lawrence is relating how Auda is received as a hero and tells epic - often false - stories. So, in response, he tells his own story of The Raid Where Nothing Happened, in which he mimics the over-the-top epic style to tell everyone about mundanely going to the market.

I began with the introducing phrase of a formal tale: In the name of God the merciful, the loving-kind. We were six in Wejh. There were Auda, and Mohammed, and Zaal, Gasim el Shimt, Mufaddhi and the poor man (myself); and one night just before dawn, Auda said, 'Let us make a raid against the market'. And we said, 'in the name of God'. And we went; Auda in a white robe and a red head-cloth, and Kasim sandals of pieced leather; Mohammed in a silken tunic of 'seven kings' and barefoot; Zaal…I forget Zaal. Gasim wore cotton, and Mufaddhi was in silk of blue stripes with an embroidered head-cloth. Your servant was as your servant.'

Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Chapter 48

I enjoy this aside, although it does make me wonder how much Lawrence is making up. If you asked me, I wouldn't be able to tell you what I did at a dinner party 4 years ago. Is this his best guess at a more vague memory? Extremely detailed notes? Did this incident stand out clearly to him for some reason? Or is he actually remembering this much detail?

[googledetective]

tumblr is being a piece of shimt rn

⚠️nsfw jokes⚠️

[xeansicemane]

Oh shimt I forgot I had some Magnus inspired fanart done by @nx42 ; got this a while back but wanted to post it now that The Magnus Protocol has started.

Some art of my husband and mine's fursona's going full fear avatar - him of the Desolation and me of the Lonely.

[kittsu-and-company]

oh oh what

Whatsbrhevfucj

Shimt?????

what

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[jjcocker]

(still a wip) holy shimt its tam anr poland

the ugly dark yellow thibg is just so i can have an idea of a light source

[muffinmuffinx3]

Holy shimt no way

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

[big-als-talk-time]

Klimt and Shimt!

[f0xd13-blog]

Lmao tadinhoooooos eles passam bue fome e dizem que é completamente normal matar arabes. O preconceito e real sabes ate tenho screenshotts deles a dizerem que portugal e um pais de pobres e que ele anda com a elite do mundo. Muy vitima de preconceito shimt!!!

[googledetective]

shimt

‼️nsfw jokes‼️

[hiimhdere]

cookie dough fumckin good shimt

The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

[die-tenebris]

Aw shimt I forgot orange sowwy

[undrsk0re]

cool, take this.

HOLY SHIMT WHITMY AND BOUFIEND FRODAY NIHGT FUNMKJN

[decomposingpoet]

blackbeard from ofmd is so atrtractive like holy shimt im lesbean and yet

[thekaratcake-blog]

Yemmms, everyone said good vibes to Katie <3 And holy shimt those cats were READY

They probably haven’t eaten in a whole 3 seconds