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chibishortdeath · 4 months ago

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I love running into more random old stuff related to Simon’s Quest— anyway the World’s of Power novel is fucking hilarious and has some insane lines so I’m just dumping a fuck ton of them I screenshotted. Putting under a cut cause it’s long, but oh my god this thing is something else hahahahdjdjshs 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I don’t even know what to say about this! Absolutely fucking hilarious! Terrible! One of the novels ever! Painful to read! I’m enjoying it!

Here’s the link to it :3

#castlevania #castlevania games #akumajou dracula #akumajo dracula #simon belmont #simon’s quest #castlevania simon’s quest #castlevania ii: simon's quest #worlds of power #this has simultaneously some of the worst and best lines ever written and sometimes they’re right next to each other #for some reason they thought Castlevania was like not the name of the castle and just the location the game takes place in #there’s so many random horrible errors too like #one scene has a Native American arrow for no fucking reason???? that would not be there in Romania in the 1600s 💀💀💀#they also name one of the oak stake sellers and have her rummage through her wears and there’s like #a curling iron and a bike pump mentioned 💀#time doesn’t exist in this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#the two main characters randomly roast each other out of nowhere like #Simon just all of a sudden tells this kid about torture and shit 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#this is nowhere even near all of it whatsoever I encourage anyone to read this cause it’s so bad it’s peak LMAOOOOOO #who the hell knows what’s going on with Freddie and all good monsters’ names end in I E I’m just absolutely baffled about that #and picturing him as Freddy fazbear #it’s basically like a shitpost but if it was an entire book—#incoherent rambling #image post #text post

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