#Snake guy :]

[yukito-ssan]

jihan

[lea-sbian]

I finally drew him well enough to post to tumblr.com

Perhaps I will digitize him

(Lmk season 5 spoilers)

[mrlasagne]

Some older elden ring fanart

[ornstein]

Oh shit it is the year of Messmer.

[benesumi]

A teary eyed snake guy I drew in Procreate.

[kosmicpowers]

Mine was really loud and bald and lived outta his van mostly cause he was a traveling performer. That's all I remember.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[shadeedee]

AT THE SNAKE’S MERCY - Genie finds himself at the mercy of snake Jafar, in the worst way! *Adult content*

Jafar chuckled, coiling himself around a large inflatable toy. He had turned Genie inflatable as a means of toying with him for his own amusement. That’s how it started off, now it was for his own pleasure. He had never felt so good in his life. Genie shrieked. If only Aladdin was there to help him! He wasn’t familiar with the place he was in at all. Maybe it was a secret room in the palace they didn’t know of? It couldn’t be. Jafar had taken him somewhere only he knew. A dark scary place! Jafar chuckled again. He rubbed up on his inflatable toy and squeezed it. Genie couldn’t help but scream. “Scream all you want nobody will hear you!” Jafar cackled. Then he began moaning as he coiled around, making slight thrusting motions. “Oooooooohhhh yessssss!” he hissed, squeezing even tighter. Genie’s face had turned beetroot purple by this point. His cheeks blew up like a balloon. He couldn’t scream or talk anymore. Thrusting even faster, Jafar moaned and chuckled with pleasure before a huge spurt of sticky white grool came out of him, drenching Genie all over. Jafar hissed with delight, tasting the grool with his snake like tongue. “Mmmmmmm yummmmy!” he exclaimed, chuckling. Then he sighed with relief and slithered around the sticky mess, getting it all over his coils. He had never felt so much pleasure. It was invigorating. It was about to get worse for Genie. Jafar grunted and sat on him, coiling around again as he did before. All Genie could see was a snake’s butt cheeks in his face with a huge red throbbing hole in the middle, making slight slurping sounds. Jafar got his tail and stuck it into the hole, chuckling with delight. He moaned with pleasure as he put it deeper inside. Then he grunted before letting out a huge wet fart. Poor Genie coughed and spluttered as his face turned green and he passed out. Jafar cackled evilly. Then he breathed in the air. “Ahhhhhh. What a beautiful aroma!” he said.

[trashartgalleries]

It's snake year huh? 🐍

[cansincans]

Ouroboros

[bakedgoodsforbucky]

Thinking about tbosas from the other perspective is so funny to me because imagine you’re Lucy Gray and the way you make a living is by singing and being a charming, charismatic performer. The people in your district love you, you have a nice family, sure your parents are dead but things aren’t so bad.

Then you get Reaped because your boyfriend cheated on you - so now you have to fight for your life in an arena.

When you get to the Capitol you’re met by a guy around your age who says his job is to take care of you in the arena, so you figure you should probably use some of those charms you live by on him so you have a better chance at survival. So you flirt with him a little, save his life etc. It works! He helps you! Now you’ve won the Hunger Games! You get to go home and see your family! Thank you random Capitol guy for your help, bye bye now.

And then you’re singing on stage, with your family who you literally killed people to see again, thrilled to be alive and this fuckin Capitol guy has followed you home.

Oh and also he’s a peacekeeper now so is legally allowed a gun.

And now he kind of won’t leave you alone - the charm worked too well and he’s obsessed with you. Brilliant. But you’re a survivor. So you let him get closer, just enough to feel safe. And as you get to know him better, maybe you’re thinking, hey this guy isn’t so bad, he’s kind of cute with his buzzcut and he seems to really like you, maybe this could be something. Also it might be useful to have a peacekeeper on side - everything in your district is about survival.

Things are going well, you write a song about him, he cries, your little cousin loves him.

And then he murders someone in front of you and you’re like oh shit he crazy. And THEN you realise that because of the person he murdered, the mayor is now out for your blood and you’re probably gonna die so you have to get out of there ASAP so you say bye to this guy and he INVITES HIMSELF TO YOUR ESCAPE PLAN and you have to be like “oh sure, that’s super news, would absolutely love to have you along with me, I’m so glad you asked.” So now you’re stuck with him again.

And THEN you’re in the middle of escaping and he fuckin tells you he’s murdered an extra person you didn’t know about and when you ask him who, he says his old self and now you’re thinking oh shit he CRAZY crazy. And THEN he finds the gun he used and you realise that if he destroys that evidence then you’re the only loose end and he has a kind of crazy look in his eye so you’re like, okay time to nip this in the bud, I’m outta here gotta go pick some katniss. So you run away from him and THEN he follows you again and fuckin shoots at you so you run FASTER and now you’ve disappeared and no one will ever find out what happened to you which drives him absolutely crazy for 60+ years.

Oh and also they’re going to erase all footage of your Games so no one will remember you and he’s going to become a tyrannical dictator who has personal beef with three different sixteen year olds from your district over the years, all because you hurt his feelings one time.

[foxyfexyll]

[camberdraws]

Behold, the most boopable of snoots!

[indoraptorgirlwind]

[hinamie]

subject, specimen, spectacle;

should i say that you're dead?

[muisley]

some otasunes for valentine's day to my fellow otasuners on here