#Source: Animaniacs

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

During one of Sally's plays:

Barnaby: *grandly* Did you call for bravest, most daring knight in all the land?

Julie: *excitedly* Oh, yes!

Barnaby: *laughs* Well, too bad, you got us!

Wally: *holding his face in his hands* What a silly mix-up.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: Mikey, it's time to take the inc blot test. Now tell me... *holds up an inc blot picture* What does this remind you of? Mikey: Girls. Donnie: *goes to the next picture* What does this remind you of? Mikey: Girls. Donnie: *goes to the next picture* What does this remind you of? Mikey: Hmmm... Girls! Donnie: Argh!! You are obsessed with girls! Mikey: You're the one showing me all the sexy pictures!

[alaskan-wallflower]

(Mr Curtis trying to teach Soda math)

Mr Curtis: If you have ten cookies and I take away half of them, what do I have?

Soda: A broken hand.

[danganronpafakes]

Keebo: Yeah, but those were cartoons and this is real life. Tsumugi: Don't tell him, he might crack.

Source: Animaniacs (“Slappy Goes Walnuts”)

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Michelangelo: Wait! You two are forgetting something! Shredder & Krang: What? Raphael: Well, being evil villains, you are contractually required to explain your plan before you get rid of us.

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: Wait! You’re forgetting something!

Lucius: What?

Asta: Well, being an evil villain, you are contractually required to explain your plan before you get rid of us.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Mitsuhiko: Shinichi-oniisan, what’s the meaning of the word “procrastination”?

Shinichi: I’ll tell you tomorrow.

[unfortunately-a-miraculous-fan]

Chat: Do you really think this plan will work?

Ladybug: It'd better. That was our last commercial break.

[incorrectpepperann]

Pepper Ann: It's that time again! Milo: To make the ABC censors cry?

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: If I’m not back in an hour, I’ve probably made another huge mistake

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, what is the meaning of the word "procrastination"?

Calvin: I'll tell you tomorrow.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *stomping his feet* Those were cartoons and this is real life!

Eddie: Uh-

Wally: *whispering to Eddie* Don't tell him, he might crack.

[resident-wof-expert]

-trapped in an elevator together-

Sunny: Wanna sing songs?

Flame: No! No songs! Absolutely no songs!

-2 hours later-

Sunny and Flame, dancing together: ♪Old MacDonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O!♪

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Jessie/James/Meowth: *looking between Giovanni and Silver in bafflement*

Jessie: Is that your son?

James: Why is he so angry?

Meowth: Did he just find out he's related to you?

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*In court*

Zag, holding out a bible: Do you swear?

Defendant, placing one hand on the bible another in the air: Yes.

Francis: Well, you shouldn’t. It’s not nice.

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

Raphael: If I’m not back in an hour, I’ve probably made another huge mistake.