#Source: incorrect-leokamu-quotes

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Corrin: Leo likes to say that you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe that you can be both.

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Ryuji: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Makoto, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Ryuji:

Ryuji: Fsh.

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Leo: So I’m thinking for our wedding we do something quiet… maybe have it in the autumn. Corrin: But we’re not even engaged yet? Leo: Leo: So that’s what I forgot to do last night.

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Corrin: You need to react when people cry. Leo: I do react. Corrin: Let me rephrase that. Corrin: You need to not roll your eyes when people cry.

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Leo: Corrin was there, looking at everyone with her ridiculously beautiful crimson eyes... Odin: *whispering* Why is he talking about Lady Corrin? Niles: I don’t know. I asked him about the weather and somehow we ended up here.

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Leo: You’re the love of my life and my best friend. I would do anything for you. Corrin: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Leo: Absolutely NOT.

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Corrin: In Scooby-Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and stuff. Leo: Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in Scooby-Doo?

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Leo: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Corrin: Okay, but in my defense, Takumi bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Leo: That’s not what I wanted to— Leo: You drank SHAMPOO?!

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Leo: I heard someone insulted my wife last night. Whoever it was, come forward, apologize, and all will be forgiven. Nohrian army: Leo: Nohrian army: Leo: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.

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Iago: After everything you’ve done, how will you sleep at night?

Leo: Next to my wife.

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Leo: I should warn you, I'm not very good at keeping secrets from Corrin. She has been known to use physical torture.

Niles: You mean she tickles you?

Leo: As I said, physical torture.

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Xander: We're going to improve our relationships in this team by telling each other-

Leo: [turns to Corrin] I would kill for you.

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Corrin: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like Leo a little bit... Azura: You doodled your wedding invitation. Corrin: No, that's our joint tombstone. Azura: My mistake.

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Corrin: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our relationship.

Leo: Oh god, what have you done?

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Leo: I never really understood why people cared so much about their children until I got a child myself. Leo, picking up baby Forrest: I've only known my son for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.