#Spicus

[coneyskittycapes]

i waske up and the brasin to mooouth filter ids gone

[dsudis]

I was tagged by @pellaaearien to share the story behind my url!

dsudis is really D. Sudis, short for Dira Sudis, in much the style of @mpoetess who was mpoetess on LiveJournal in the days of yore when I was forming my ideas of how to elegantly abbreviate a pseudonym into a login name (eight characters or less, all lowercase, no spaces).

I chose the name Dira first, when I was dipping my toes into fandom by coming up with ideas about my shiny faves that all seemed to involve them S U F F E R I N G--I was taking Latin at the time, and the Latin name for the Furies, the Kindly Ones, who pursue someone endlessly and make them suffer and suffer and suffer, is dirae.

So if you ever had just one by herself, she would be Dira.

I didn't choose Sudis until a bit later, when I was really getting into fandom for real and decided I needed a second name. I wanted to declare my special dedication to making one particular fave from Buffy fandom suffer, but I didn't want to be too obvious about it, so when I was looking for possible Latin translations of the possessive form of his name I went with the second option, sudis, instead of the first, which was the depressingly transparent spicus.

Tagging @maculategiraffe, @fishfingersandscarves, @delta-pavonis, and @quarra for the story behind your URL, if you want to play!

[hmaperservant]

if you eat something spicu drink uuuhhh water

no miklkmmdk,,,

[gaydivorcetual]

Spicuness sucks bcs it TRICKS you. Yoy have the first bite and u go oh well thats not too bad I actually like that little kick it has. But then it stacks

[i-will-steal-your-intestines]

I made pancakes this morning with some leftover berry yoghurt I had in the fridge, and the pancakes turned out good, but. WHY WAS IT SPICYYYY???? IT TASTED LIKE IT HAD BLACK PEPPER FLAKES INSIDE BUT I DID NOT PUT ANY BLACK BBEBR IN MY PANCAKE SO WHY TF WERE THEY SPICU???!??!?

[rimeimpotrivaumanitatii]

Guvernul de AUR care n-a fost 

Voi n-ați ștampilat creștinește Buletine- s-a dus dracu harul Ne luăm, iată, UE orbește, La NATO iar facem trotuarul.

Puteau fi acum la putere Patrioți ce glia-și adoră  PIB-ul, izvor de lapte și miere  Pe străzi o continuă horă. 

Nu tu curcubeie și fuste,  Nu Soroș, ce nu-și vede nasul LGBTiști, imigranți ca lăcuste  Și neomarxiști la tot pasul. 

Președintele Nostru, Georgescu Ar fi stat în fotoliul de prim', Și până ce turul s-o-ntoarce Să dea bice, politic, puțin.

Programul său dacic de țară Derulat, cu dârză credință Apă, hrană, energie- ce rară Ce vie, e trezirea-n conștiință!

Nabucco, South Stream, o jignire!   Conductă-ntre Rostov și Huși Cu ”na zdarovie”, fără poprire   Ne-înțelepțeam acum de la ruși.

La Interne pus Kovacs- nici ură, Nici pâs, pe străzi n-ar fi fost Cu Leana Pârțac la Cultură Ode-am fi recitat pe de rost. 

Stegarul dac, desemnat la Externe Să-l vadă și Bruxellul suit, Între ramuri strategice demne Nu de progresiști înrobit.

Doar golden boys la olimpiade La tenis, box, scrimă, cu 0 efort Am fi rupt rând pe rând baricade Cu Becali-mpăratul, la Sport. 

Sub Lulea, prin timp, ca ‘Nea Nicu Am fi privit, cu-a frunții sudoare Economia-nflorind ca și spicu' Ivit mioritic, sub soare.

Ați vrut blugi, banane și șuncă,   Obiceiuri din Vest, lăfăială textilă, Acum, n-are cine s-o pună la Muncă Pe Anamaria Gavrilă.

[korzzzy]

OWOWOWO SPICU BURN PSI Y MOUTH BURNINGON FIRE

[stacyalesi]

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[queenoftsage]

Da FUQ!?

... No wonder kids in my hometown don't give a fuck about their jobs. They're getting paid $7-$9 per hour at certain places.

Fucking BOOMERS, if you're getting really bad customer service at a place next time you go out, straight up ask those kids how much they're getting paid per hour. I assure you, they're not getting paid enough to put up with your shitty entitled ass.

J F C...

And if I have ever thought, in my head, cause I usually don't care if kids are having a bad day, we all do. But if I have ever thought that you all need to be nicer, at least. I fucking apologize. No you don't need to be nicer.

These motherfucking corporates need to be nicer and pay you more money.

WOW.... I'm sorry you're stuck at that job. That really is being stuck at a job.

Just for receipt purposes.... Here are some examples of what I just saw and was horrified to see.

CHILD CARE by some learning institution place... this is fucking CHILD CARE. one of the hardest jobs you can get ... only pays $9.50 per hour. ....

FIREHOUSE subs only pays you $9 per hour, and you probably have to work with them for ages before you reach the $16 per hour they also have listed there. Their listing is $9-$16 per hour... As if there's hope they'll start you at $16... no hun... more than likely not.

Bark-Ranger at MUTTS Canine Cantina® ... A job that requires you to take care of people's pets... $8.50 .... !!!!??? I've seen people who will charge a shit ton more for this with applications online. lol. What is a person going to do with that amount? It's not like the cost of living is the same. IT's expensive AF to live here in my hometown.

JANITORS... who should be paid a shit ton more than what I'm about to name ... Are being offered $11 per hour. $11 PER HOUR!? to clean people's shit!? Hell nah! At least you should be paying them $15 if you're gonna be an asshole about it and pay them minimum. I personally think Janitors should be paid $50 per hour! They're doing a service to the community and their job is important!

PERSONAL CARE AIDE ... which is also a very hard job to do. You're being offered LESS to start. Their offering is $10.50, until you get to the coveted $15 minimum wage.. yikes...

Front Desk Associate at a PLANET FITNESS. You can expect $9 per hour. Not so hard a job, but at least they should be paid $13 per hour, or the actual MINIMUM $15 per hour. Like... Those fucking gyms make mad money, cause everyone wants to be in shape.

Office Assistant/Data Entry Clerk [what online I have seen pays almost as much as $16 - $25 per hour, or even more, depending on who's hiring you.] in my home town pays you $10 or $11 per hour. NO MORE, no less. ................. eeew.... lol

An ACADEMIC Tutor [for Reading and Writing] pays your $9.50 per hour.... Like... WHAT!? When I was tutoring with my ex-jobs the least I Got paid was $11 by SPICUS, and the most $15 by Amplify. lol. I know that Tutors are not TeAcHErS, but sometimes we get across to your students a lot more. No fucking joke. but WOW... ACADEMIC TUTOR that is being hired by a LOCAL college... is getting paid this. There is no promise of getting a hire wage either.

....

In conclusion, I'm horrified to see these. I was thinking maybe I should stop looking for remote jobs and try just an in-person job again. ......... uh... Hell to the FUCK NO. lol.

These fucking BOOMERS and some Gen X-ers can keep on complaining. I don't blame Millennials, and any other later generations who are working these jobs and not giving a fuck about them. That's why none of them want to give a fuck anymore. Like, you're paying them a pathetic amount, yet you want STELLAR customer service? G E T THE F U C K OUT! lmao.

ALSO, the cost of living in this hometown of mine is NOT CHEAP anymore. The city is growing and the prices of EVERYTHING are going up. So.. No, this is terrifying. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm so fucking pissed [I know, I know, that's nothing new.], but this is more like a Terrified and Pissed at the same time. Don't know how to describe it any better.

.... hnnn APPALLED!? That's another word for it.

[speculative-world]

spicus, otherwise known as a leaf spire, is a dark subarctic freshwater plant which has a tall stem which is littered with leaves, the tallest the stem of a leaf spire has ever been was 51 centimetres, it has 4000 leaves on average when it fully grows, if you have any questions regarding this common food item for aquatic herbivores please dont be afraid to ask

[love-toxin]

ok but perv trailer trash Eddie and oblivious innocent angelface... He's lewdly sucking the popsicle winking at you and you ask him: "Can I can have one too please? It's sooo hot outside... oh a strawberry flavored one? that's my favorite thank you so much Eddie!" and don't notice that he's staring at you even more now that you're licking some melted popsicle off of your hand.

Also hanging your panties out to dry and for some reason some always go missing, even if it's not windy outside! "Eddie I saw you near my clothesline just now, did you maybe see any raccoons that could have stolen my panties?"

HEH. this is the Eddie i love. he's so fucking gross and he's well aware of it, but you're so naive you have no idea how much he's gonna corrupt you if you let him get near you. gonna give you that popsicle and rub his dick raw to the thought of you licking it when he goes back to his room, your frustratingly clean panties that he stole off the laundry line pinched in his fingers for him to glide up and down his cock. next time you come by, hoping for another treat, he'll tell you he has more popsicles inside. over time, you'll get comfortable with hanging around inside his trailer rather than outside. and one of these days he's gonna take your virginity in his bed, gonna lick that pretty clit until you wail for him to stop, and then he's gonna slide in so easy cause you're gonna be all wet and loose and makin' a mess on his mattress. you're gonna ask him all sorts of questions and he'll answer them all for you, divulge the most hidden secrets of sex and sin that the good people of Hawkins have sheltered you from.

and after it's all done, he's gonna watch you putz around your own trailer for a few days, giddy and smiley and happy even though you got your guts completely defiled by the lowest form of human life. he'd think you'd be a little disappointed. but no, you're back at his steps a couple days later with your hands clasped behind your back, swaying on the balls of your feet as you shyly ask if you can have another popsicle. and, uh, y'know....maybe some other stuff? can you teach me more, Eddie?

[slylock-syl]

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Truly the most devastating of events.

A moment of silence for the lost nuggets! They will be remembered deliciously.

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[error-area]

So I made a Bull oc when I was like in Middle School. My male anatomy have improved ☺😳

This is Marl my Bull oc

[tommysparker]

My bro is looking ℂ𝕆𝕆𝕃 in that edit. Isn't he??2😏😏 -Ri

😳😳😳😳

He is tho, I take credit for making him look cool although otherwise it’s just this

Which is nowhere NEAR as dope

[cannibalchicken]