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I guess this one isn't really any less batshit than the last...
A monster house would make a REALLY good Healer.

(Spoilers for the 2006 film "Monster House" under the cut! You should watch it if you haven't seen it.)
... Okay, so maybe the monster house from the movie wouldn't make a very good Healer, considering the whole murderous rage thing.
But, another, kinder spirit possessing another house in the same way could make a really awesome Healer!
In this specific interpretation of a haunting, the house has become the new body of the spirit... And since Healing covers the entire internal area of the body, you would be healed constantly while inside the house (and, unlike in a regular body, there would be no barriers imposed on parts of a house by Healing).
The healing power would work quickest while in the "stomach" of the house, just like with regular Healing, but the power would still exist and work throughout.
Being clumsy in a house like that wouldn't make a difference. Bumps and scrapes would heal within minutes instead of days.
It'd be a great place for someone with chronic health complications to live. Even if the house couldn't permanently fix their condition with the strength of its power, it could keep them comfortable as long as they're at home.
#spoopy-but-safe#safe noms#nonfatal noms#clean noms#healing noms#halloween noms#Spoopy-shitposts-24#I have plans for cooler posts up ahead#Been sick the last few days so this post has been delayed til now though#hopefully I can get those cooler posts worked on while I still have time
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#eren yeager#eren jaeger#snk#aot#volume 24 cover#jesus christ eren#the memes are real#shitpost#spoopy
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It’s relevant bois
For 24 hours straight
Let the shitpost of this song begin
Also, spoopy memes.
BA DEE YAH
SAY DO YOU REMEMBER
BA DEE YAH
DANCING IN SEPTEMBER
BA DEE YAH
NEVER WAS A CLOUDY DAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
*dances into the void*
Ok, imma go back to the emptiness of my life, bye have a great time!!!
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#shitpost#spoopy memes#The 21st night of September#earth wind and fire#Say do You remember?#Dancin’ in September?#Never was a cloudy daaaaaayyyyyy#it’s relevant for 24 hours#I want at least 5 other people to make this joke#I don’t want to be alone with this meme#I saw this post on like 8th of August#Emediatly scheduled it onto this day
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