#Striderstuck

[daveymaybe]

striderstuck tonight queen?

[eternaldipshit]

okay so

i have no idea who will want to read my unbeta’d spite-fueled cathartic garbage heap of a post-sburb fic focusing heavily on the striders but it is past fucking 40k and if i don’t share it with someone soon i’m going to explode bc i crave validation like a pregnant woman craves pickles and peanut butter 

i’m also not sure about my formatting yet. i wish i could art even the slightest bit to make it more mspa-like but alas, i am confined to the written word, which is only slightly above the skill level of my drawing prowess. 

idek if i’ll ever even finish this fucking eldritch monstrosity clusterfuck. i just started writing it bc i was so wholly unsatisfied with the ending of homestuck and then so fucking pissed at the epilogues and god dammit i just want everyone to be happy fuck you fuck this fuck me

so then this shit happened and i don’t even have anyone to share it with despite the fact that i have davevoice down to a motherfucking science and i just want someone to appreciate that and all my self-indulgent striderbonding bullshit okay god dammit

you will pry dirk and dave grocery shopping together from my cold dead gnarled grasp do you fucking hear me 

basically this entire fic is just a self-indulgent trash heap of truly unprecedented proportions and i have absolutely no regrets (aside from my inability to make anything brief ever and it is so long already and nothing has happened but god dammit that’s pretty much homestuck anyway and like i said this shit is entirely self-indulgent and if i want to write pointless pesterchum logs that don’t even further the plot then no one is damn well going to STOP ME) 

this was also inspired by so it goes by TGP bc god bless that fucking fic

i’m not going to spoil anything and ffs i don’t even really have a title yet but i guess i can say a kinda synopsis? it’s like a post-sburb strider-focused fluffy yet also angsty af alt ending that is totally hedonistic on my part

idk i just want everyone to be happy gdi so if you like post-sburb au fluffy bullshit that’s more of a strider character study than anything else then you’ll probably like this fic? maybe???

i don’t REALLY have pairings planned yet besides one, and that one isn’t going to come to fruition unless i plan on REALLY getting into this. we’ll fucking see. 

and i have some trigger warnings: ptsd, panic attacks, anxiety, depression, internalized homophobia(ish), and i will update this as necessary but i think that’s all for now? if there are more just message me and i’ll add them and apologize profusely and I KNOW i said this was going to be happy but it’s also meant to be a cathartic release for my own copious gross homestuck feels and a lot of them entail making sure the striders are happy and healthy and lbr those boys are fucked up psychologically but this fic is them like... working through those issues rather than them being sort of glossed over in canon (either them going unaddressed or being addressed off-screen) and don’t even TALK to me about epilogue dirk or i will explode into a spontaneous ball of ragefire and consume everything in my wrathful bitter hateflames 

i’m only going to be tagging the first post i do with ‘homestuck’ bc i don’t want to flood the tags with my bullshit so i doubt anyone will even pick up on this nonsense no matter how much i post AND this will be the one and only author’s note that is going to be attached to this story unless i ever finish it which will probably never happen bc i am a flighty shitlord who sucks at writing. i might post random interjections between one post and the next bc as you may have already gleaned i have a physical incapability of closing my goddamn mouth and if you’ve read all this i’m both proud and scared unless you’re my beautiful wife in which case i’m sorry 

and now i guess... i’m done????? ranting??????? uh idk how to wrap this up so here you go i guess enjoy??? fuck

Tick.

[egberts]

Why mpregbert?

it was just a funny joke pun url. i was striderstuck before that and let me tell you, in hindsight I kinda regret mpregbert and wish I'd stayed with striderstuck.

[feltenglish-blog]

Striderstuck Homestuck but where everyone is either a rambling ironic jackass or a cold closed off Brony

[zipra]

He cuts you off, taking your face in both of his hands. He holds you in place as he gently brings his forehead to yours. You can barely make out the outline of his eyes from behind his shades, because he's too close, and it makes it really difficult for your eyes to focus properly.

I love this fanfic so much you guys, you should all go read it right now.

[yumikat]

okay, but have we talked about Terezi Strider yet? 

[floralese]

I have an unhealthy obsession with Dave Strider.

[striders]

in which john draws a nice picture

and dave improves upon it

[egberts]

your url was striderstuck?

yep. waaay back in 2012. I was striderstuck from like January to May or s/t then mpregbert from may to august and now I've been egberts ever since. before that I had a horribly embarrassing Harry Potter url and a homestuck/doctor who one

[blackoutballad]

[striders]

my girlfriend's facebook makes so much sense

[fluffy-flock]

Me before meeting my internet friends: Oh my god what is even happening here who are you people I'm not supposed to talk to strangers I'm scared what are these word's you are speaking what's a cunt I don't think I know that word yet help what do I do where am I what dark corner of the internet have I wandered into help I need an adult

Me now: AHAHAHAHAHIFDLKNSGFGIUOEJSRFD HOW DO I WORDS WHAT IS AIR WAIT NO WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHAT I WAS ABOUT TO RESPOND YOU BITCH THIS IS A RP OBVIOUSLY MY CHARACTER WAS ABOUT TO SPEAK I KNOW IT DIDN'T SAY THAT BUT FUCK YOU THAT GLANCE WAS MEANT TO BE MEANINGFUL GOD WHY DO I TALK TO YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP YES I STILL LOVE YOU WE HAVE OC BABIES WE CAME UP WITH TOGETHER WE HAVE TO STAY TOGETHER FOR THEM THEY CAN NEVER KNOW OF OUR SECRET PLATONIC HATE-- YES PLATONIC BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FUCKING MOIRAIL NOT MY KISMESIS SHUT UP HELP I NEED SOMEONE TO AUSPISTICIZE US

[canni8al]

RE: i just came out to my parents ; A ;

highbloodhipsterreplied:

How’d that go? :c

jeguslasagnaa replied:

ahhhhhh how’d it go??

striderstuck replied:

i hope it went okay >3>

fluorescentnova replied:

*Hugs* I know that can be really tough. I came out to my mom a few years ago. If you need some one to talk to you know I am here.

so-pessimistic replied:

I hope it went well for you! ;w;

couchinhabitant replied:

;v; everything alright?

pocket-pixie replied:

how did it go, love?

roxyswaifu replied:

awwww i hope it went well

thanks you guys.

i told them i needed to talk, so we were sitting in the backyard, and i told them there's this thing called pansexual, and i stumbled on the definition but corrected myself, etc. my mom asked, "well how do you know?" and that's when i told her about my ex girlfriend and ex boyfriend. my mom said, "well i'm not thrilled, but i still love you." so i told them i had homework and went to my room. then my stepdad came and got me and told me my mom was crying.

so i went out there and of course i started crying. told them i just didn't want to tell them before because i was afraid they'd hate me. they told me they love me etc. i explained to my mom why i've been upset lately, why i haven't been talking to certain people, etc.

gosh it was really hard. my mom hardly looked at me. but my stepdad went on a decent-length schpeel about how he and my mom still love me, and accept me, and will always support me. how they're upset because of course, they want grandchildren one day (i have three brothers, c'mon), all that.

so yeah.

[striders]

courtney what have you done