#TFA Drabble

[assortedvillainvault]

I'd love a Blitzwing drabble with a human!reader! Anything that strikes your imagination!

You and me both anon! Hope you enjoy!

Blitzwing x Reader Drabble - Tickles

It is not, generally speaking, advised to distract your pilot.

Blitzwing’s cockpit is comfy. The weather is clear, your schedules wide open. A rare moment of genuine calm in the hectic lives of mechanical invader and his hapless organic sweetspark.

You fidget, eyeing the control panel. His buttons are so shiny. It makes your fingers itchy.

“Schatzy? Vhat are you- AHAHAHAHAH STOP IT-!!”

Blitz pitches violently to the side as you gently brush your fingernails around the edges of the buttons, giggling even as you're thrown around in the cockpit and he pulls into a shaky spin.

“Don’t you dare – don’t you DA-” Ok well with that squeal of an order how could you possibly stop? Your fingers dance over the buttons and levers as they light up like a disco rave, Blitz’s plating trembling as his flight path becomes reminiscent of an etch-a-sketch, laughing maniacally.

“Nooooooo, nein nein vait, VAIT-” Icy’s panic cuts though as he lurches – you’re thrown against the glass as he pitches from the air, shifting to tank mode with a scream. Vertigo punches you in the stomach as you both freefall. “VE TOLD YOU NOT TO FRAGGING DO THAT!!”

Yeah. No regrets for this distraction at all.

[tyriq-edits]

What drabble should I write next for the Consort of Peace?

[steelthroat]

Can you write a funny little TFA MegOP thing where they're already together. Lets say cuddling in their berth, and suddenly Optimus has a thought.

"How did we even get together?"

"Hm?"

"No, I'm being serious. How did it happen? You are.. were? A war criminal. I put you in jail. How are we together right now?"

"..."

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LIKE. IDK IT WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD. SO EITHER 1. Some otherworldly being (a fanfic writer) manipulated them and the world around them. Making them be together. But now the writer is gone after giving them their happily ever after.. But the characters revert back to how they were in cannon. Vaigely knowing what allowed them to get to this point, but not really understanding anymore how or why?

Or 2. Optimus forgot and wants Megatron's pov on how they got together. Either way, I know that even if you write little for this, it will still be hella entertaining :3

Ooooooh that's such a nice and cool idea tho! sadly, I'm not taking requests since I'm an INCREDIBLY slow writer, and life is also getting in the way ahahahah

Believe me, I would have done in other circumstances, and this idea has a LOT of potential! I am a sucker for the "how did we even end up here???" trope too, but you would either have to wait a long(immense) amount of time ahahah.

Hey if you want to write it yourself I could give you a couple ideas or advice if you'd like :3, otherwise I'd say see if there are other writers who take requests or commissions, I could redirect you to a couple of them :)

For now I can at best give you this little drabble for the second idea since it's really cute:

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"It just happened"

"Wake up" Megatron felt someone flicking at his nose and then shaking him when the action gave no response.

"Wake up!" This time that someone went for the helm, the bang of the collision rang in the otherwise quiet room.

"What?" Megatron opened one optic and glared at his disturber, Optimus Prime.

"How did we end up together?" He asked with an almost accusing expression

"Huh?" What did he even mean by that

"You heard me" Optimus scoffed

"What like... you don't remember?" He started going back with his own memory banks and backups, He would have been more worried about Optimus apparent amnesia if he weren't struggling to find an answer to that absurd question.

"Do you?" Optimus crossed his arms

Megatron stayed silent for a while... he couldn't pinpoint the exact moment they had become a thing. Centuries, no, millennia of circling around one another after signing the peace treaty, spending more and more time together, fighting, bantering, provoking each other, speaking about personal topics, binding while annoying each other to death had, at some point, led them to fall in berth together.

They had kept falling into each other's berth since then... and now they were here.

So there wasn't really an answer to that question, not a typical one at least.

Megatron cleared his vocalizer "I... I guess it just happened" he answered at last.

Optimus seemed to reflect on this answer before humming "are you happy with this?"

Megatron though about it, he really was, sure there were invisible limits they never actually crossed but at this point they lived like a conjunx couple, minus the status and the spark merging... but Meagtron found the though of Sharing his spark with Optimus not to be as dreaded as he anticipated... he almost- longed for it.

"Yeah..." he said smiling softly and bringing the smaller mech closer to him "a lot" and his servos started shifting over his lover's frame delicately almost in worship.

"Do you want more?" The question could be interpreted in two different ways and Megatron wanted to answer yes to both.

"When it comes to you I always want more" he answered looking at Optimus, his lover's gaze was so bright and full of love he felt like it would melt the metal of his frame.

"I... also want more. Everything." he whispered with his lips ghosting over Megatron's.

Megatron closed the distance between them and kissed him. "And you will receive it"

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I hope you like it, it's incredibly short :)

[bnsni]

This came to me while I'm chewing and popping gum (Feel free to make this a one-shot! If so fem reader

Imagine being a human in a relationship with tfa Prowl, you lean in while blowing a bubble, he leans in only to bite it to make it pop and he kinda snickeres at it popping on your face :((

But he apologizes later for it tho

(I believe all prowlers are a tad bit mean, it's in their coding :p)

This is adorable!? Hello?! He would so do that 😔 (Idw prowl would clock you in the skull/j he would give you the death stare and pop it with a difit)

I bet tfa prowl would lean in with a quick peck to your nose. Watching your face scrunch and just >:( he probably adores your scowl. Maybe even squishing your cheek with a servo before a full on kiss to your lips ough wish I can have my own asshole prowl to pester everyday.

Snuff, hrrhjrkkrj snifff...sniff, snjffss

[erimeows]

Transformers: Masterlist

Hi there! I'm Eri, and I write for all sorts of stuff. While I do have everything published on here, I personally choose to have my masterlists linked to my Ao3. As most people who follow me are aware, I do not write for Transformers anymore. I believe Transformers is the thing that got my account going and while I am very appreciative of that, I'm burnt out on Transformers.

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Character x Character:

Hatefuck (Megatron x Ultra Magnus)

Any Other Way (Blackarachnia x Optimus Prime)

Aftermath (Bumblebee x Prowl)

Winter (Optimus Prime x Ratchet)

Orion's Belt (Optimus Prime x Bumblebee)

Quiet Resource (Optimus Prime x Ratchet)

Synesthesia (Bumblebee x Sentinel Prime)

Happiness Doesn't Wait (Bumblebee x Prowl)

And The Flowers Were Grey (Optimus Prime x Ratchet)

History (Optimus Prime x Sentinel Prime)

Skeletons, Skeletons (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

To Be Known (Bumblebee x Prowl)

Love Us Again (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

Say My Name (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

Blue Cosmos (Optimus Prime x Starscream)

Hellfire (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

To Build A Home (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

A Sight To See (Optimus Prime x Bumblebee)

Evergreen Wasn't Such A Bad Dream (Optimus Prime x Starscream)

Put Your Head On My Shoulder (Optimus Prime x Sentinel Prime)

Derailed (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

Training Wheels (Optimus Prime x Sentinel Prime)

Our Gentle Sin (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

Dreaming Of You (Optimus Prime x Megatron)

Crush (Bumblebee x Optimus Prime)

Happier (Optimus Prime x Sentinel Prime)

Everything Left Unsaid (Optimus Prime x Sentinel Prime)

Ivy (Optimus Prime x Sentinel Prime)

We Don't Make Sense (Optimus Prime x Sentinel Prime)

Character x Reader:

Super Bass (Ultra Magnus x Reader)

Through The Years (Optimus Prime x Reader x Megatron)

Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes (Ultra Magnus x Reader x Megatron)

When Your Actions Have Consequences (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Use (Prowl x Reader)

In Your Eyes (Swindle x Reader)

At The Shrine Of Your Lies (Sentinel Prime x Reader)

A Piece Of You (Ultra Magnus x Reader)

Honey Bunches (Megatron x Reader)

Bound To Be (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Snow (Optimus Prime x Reader)

All The Birthdays Optimus Didn't Celebrate + The One He Did

Butterscotch (Prowl x Reader)

Vintage (Megatron x Reader)

Flickering (Lockdown x Reader)

Feel It In The Sunrise (Megatron x Reader)

Pen And Paper (Megatron x Reader)

Crazy (Optimus Prime x Reader)

The Test (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Breaking Point (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Worship (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Bitter (Wasp x Reader)

Mine (Sentinel Prime x Reader)

Are You Bored Yet? (Ultra Magnus x Reader)

Afterthought (Blurr x Reader)

What's Yours Is Mine And What's Mine Is Yours (Starscream x Reader x Megatron)

Twice As Hard (Megatron x Reader)

Poison Paradise (Sentinel Prime x Reader)

Slippery (Bulkhead x Reader)

The Announcement (Megatron x Reader)

Exploration (Jazz x Reader)

Impasse (Optimus Prime x Reader)

White Linen, White Rose (Bulkhead x Reader)

Ultraviolet (Soundwave x Reader)

Strange Land (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Feverish (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Healing (Ratchet x Reader)

Yellow Roses (Bumblebee x Reader)

For You (Optimus Prime x Reader)

Intervention, Baby (Prowl x Reader)

[unistaryo]

Day 18 - Leaves [TFA!Prowl x Reader (Drabble)]

Summary: You and Prowl share a moment.

Was time always like this? 

Calm, slow, deliberate. Something that everyone deserves, yet so few get.

Fortunately, you were among the few who got to experience such moments, even if they were short-lived. And, to make things better, they were mostly spent with your significant other, Prowl.

Loyal and hot-headed, yes—but he cherished nature, and the peace it offered to the restless mind. So, he loved poetry and didn’t hold back from requesting it. And you complied.

But it brought a different warmth, a sacred one, between you two. And Prowl looked content.

“The leaves feast, but your beauty persists.”

[selfshrimping]

kind of a vent about Bulkhead and the TF fandom below (not towards anyone in particular. just a pattern I have noticed and some disappointment about it)

I'm so sad that Bulkhead has such little merch and that no one in the TF fandom seems to care enough about him to make stuff :(

like he's the perfect bot for a plush toy and yet you cannot find a single one

he always seems to be a character people really love when brought up but he gets excluded when it comes to fan art, merch, etc

kinda just breaks my heart that he isn't appreciated like the rest of his team(s)

[aviatrix-ash]

Had another idea for a lil tfa au scenario x3

Skyfire's been hesitant about sharing his works with most of the Autobot scientists. Not just cause he's unsure if the Autobots would even accept his work with him having been one of the Decepticons top scientists for millions of stellar cycles, even if he's claimed neutrality for even longer. he also highly doubts they'd even have any interest in his research on interplanetary lifeforms and energon usage/production. (He's trying to develop Pretender technology in this au)

Powerglide insists many Autobots will overlook that fact if they see his detailed work and lifetime of dedicated passion to him wanting to protect and understand lifeforms across the galaxy.

One day Powerglide gets wind that he'll have to ferry fly a group of the Autobots top scientists to a scientific convention in Crystal City. He wants to surprise Skyfire and invites him to ride with aboard the ship and insists Skyfire allows him to help polish him up real well.

Skyfire is delighted to come along, he's thinking Powerglide's bringing out to a really fancy Energon place in Crystal City. He's delighted to finally once again see the Cybertronian city historically infamous for it's scientific advancements. Of course, that was before the war completely destroyed it. He's curious to see how it's been rebuilt by Autobot and neutral servos.

~~

On the ride there Powerglide starts acting over dramatically eepy and says he wants to get an Energon snack from the ship's galley. He asks Skyfire to keep the spaceship on track. "You think I'm even qualified by Autobot standards to fly this thing? The navigation system is off by 2.5 degrees by the way" He jokes.

"Far more qualified than Dogfight over there"-who's asleep in his seat with a datapad covering his face.

While he's preoccupied, on his way back from the galley with some snackies, Powerglide slips one of Skyfire's datapads onto Perceptor's table "Read it, nerd."

"It's written in Destronian?"

"Is that an issue?"

"Not at all. But it does have my curiosity"

--

Later near their approach to Crystal City Preceptor made his way into the cockpit, datapad in hand. He leans against the pilot's seat facing Skyfire's jumpseat. "So, I see there's the galaxy's leading expert biologist in this cabin and I suspect it's not our snoozing copilot there."

"Your research is absolutely astounding. I've heard of you, Skyfire, during the war when your research benefited Megatron's efforts to conquer worlds. We almost lost C Minor, Nebulos, and Talaka to Shockwave and Starscream using this, your data to create a planet Energon harvester and weapon of immense destruction"

Skyfire’s face went from astonished and ecstatic to dull and expressionless as his spark sunk with every word. Powerglide completely froze, his face saying "oh no. I just massively screwed up..."

"I tried to stop them in time. I was too late for C Minor and the Nebulan and Talakan lives lost that sol. I can never forgive myself for that and turning a blind optic to the Decepticons schemes all those stellar cycles. That's why I've spent the last 3 million stellar cycles helping the lifeforms of those 2 remaining worlds recover and rebuild. Its why my current research is on producing sustainable Energon without the Allspark, especially with the Allspark gone.. It's the least I could do"

"I know. We've all done things we're not proud of." Perceptor handed the datapad to Skyfire. "I would like to join you on your research to save Cybertron. I'm certain my partners Wheeljack and Mainframe would share the same sentiment. You know as well as any Cybertronian, without the Allspark, Cybertron will starve."

"Planet's really starting to run low, huh?" Powerglide asked rhetorically as he focused on the ship's instruments in front of him, flipped a few switches and gave the other passengers of the ship the landing intercom debrief.

"Skyfire, if you would like, you're welcome to join the convention and contribute in any way if you feel comfortable," Perceptor said as he left the cockpit, door closing behind.

Skyfire and Powerglide looked at eachother in silence, both with a mix of bewilderment. Skyfire broke the silence by squealing like a fangirl, waking up Dogfight from his nap as he lifted Powerglide from his seat in a Skyfire sized hug.

Dogfight panics as he sees they're in a descent to the spaceport below and the captain off his seat getting showered in shuttle kisses. "Skyfire I gotta land us!! Later I promise!!" protests Powerglide in between laughs. He's eventually let back down and Skyfire stays quiet to let him fly the ship. But not without the occasional brief excited turbine spool up.

[colour-me-robot]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Transformers Animated (2007) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Shockwave (Transformers), Skyquake (Transformers), Wildbreak (Transformers), Transformers OC, Longarm (Transformers), Blurr (Transformers) Additional Tags: Blurred Lines AU, Mention of Gore, Part of a greater plot, Warning for momentary violence, Shockwave is a good uncle, he's just very mad, What would have possibly happened if The Cube DIDN'T happen, or at least part of it, no beta we die Series: Part 1 of Blurred Lines and Shifted Sparks Summary:

(Eventually) a collection of smaller one-shots set within the TFA: Blurred Lines and Shifted Sparks universe, where Blurr was never cubed and Shockwave...winds up being a traitor, but for the other side. If friendships had remained, had turned into something MORE, and Suddenly There Are Going To Be Some Serious Changes Around Here. These are the side-bits that don't fit into the main plotline, though they are definitely part of it, and involve multiple characters and multiple viewpoints. Not necessarily Blurrwave.

Just FYI, as more one-shots get added, the rating WILL more than likely go up, very possibly to Explicit. Warnings for any explicit chapters will come at the beginning of the chapter, so they can be skipped if that's not your cup of tea.

[mechanoize]

i wanna make mermay jp designs but idk if I wanna do tfa or more g1/idw-ish grips head

[ravenwolf1132]

Oppy isn't sure what to make of Miko at first. She's loud, brash, a little crass, and far from a "lady", but despite it all, she reminds him of Sari. Perhaps that's why he gravitates toward her. He sees her habit of causing mischief and tries "straightening her out", but fails at every turn. In fact, she's more successful at dragging him into her schemes than vice versa. (Which, in hindsight, isn't much of a surprise, he was always being dragged into Elita and Sentinel's mischief)

Miko's first impression was that he was a goody-two-shoes who always followed the rules and did as he was told - which was an apt description at the time. But after an incident where Oppy snapped at Ratchet because he was being cooped up at base, and ran off, she and Bulkhead had to chase him down, and they had a bit of a "heart-to-heart" so to speak, her opinion of him changed. She saw a severely suffocated mech that needed a little push to get out of his shell and think for himself.

He tries his hardest, digs his heels in stubbornly, and tries to get Miko to reconsider her pranks and mischief. Miko doesn't take kindly to this and goes off on him, like, what's his problem?! But his answer wasn't what she expected;

"I've done all this stuff before! Pranks, japes, jokes, running off on unsanctioned adventures! And eventually, it got someone KILLED!"

That... was alarming, to say the least. For all her eccentricities, Miko was fully capable of recognizing distress. So, she and Oppy sat down to talk, and he told her about Aracha-7 and how it took Elita-one from him. Of course, he couldn't leave out Sentinel's backstabbing. Miko took this all in stride and said she'd try to cut back on the pranks and running off for him, just so long as he tried to relax and have fun. This wasn't his world, after all, not his war either, so why not enjoy not having those responsibilities? Oppy could agree to that, he could rest easy knowing Miko was safe and it'd be nice not having to worry about things for once.

She does still get him involved with some things, but mostly social events and mainstream trends. Definitely gets him to make a Spotify playlist. He's also 100% a theater kid, so Miko introduces him to musicals like "Hamilton", "Six", "Newsies", "Les Miserables", "Epic", "Ride the Cyclone", "Chicago" and many more. Many of those songs end up on his playlist.

Also, TFA!Optimus can canonically play the guitar, so you bet your ass songs like "Teenagers", "The Cult of Dionysus", and "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" are on that playlist. (Miko's gonna make a rebel out of him yet)

She finally has a Jam Buddy! :D

Tfp Miko would be a horrible influence on Tfa Optimus. And by that I mean brilliant because she would totally pull the rebar up his exhaust pipe out and get him to relax, which would also have the added bonus of turning this burnt-out college dropout into the feral gremlin he was meant to be.

They would be best friends and jam out together and kick decepticon ass.

[anony-man]

Chubformers drabble #201!

Characters: Megatron & Optimus (TFA)

Word count: 1.1k

“Have I ever told you,” Megatron began, his fingers stroking over the curve of Optimus’ fat, swollen belly, “how satisfying it is to have you here, laid up in my berth?”

He had. He had said so many times, in fact, and many more times that day alone. Optimus wasn’t a small bot by any means, but when you mixed together the consequences of merging with a frame twice his size and the weight of carrying around two (or maybe three, or four… dare he say five?) rapidly growing sparklings in his gestation chambers, you got a berth-bound Prime and his doting—and very, very aroused—partner to wait on him hand and foot.

Megatron took very good care of his poor, pregnant conjux, but he also took advantage of the fact that his partner was carrying several of their offspring and could hardly stand, let alone move from the berth, in the last few stages of his carrying cycle. He pampered him endlessly, but he still left time for teasing, stroke his big, round belly, and obsessing over the smallest changes and the biggest additions to Optimus’ frame.

Optimus hadn’t taken well to the whole stuck-in-berth thing, even after a visit from a trusted friend and the best medical professional they knew. Ratchet wasn’t all too pleased to hear that his leader was ailing, but he had seen plenty of this in his lifetime—or so he said. Bedrest it is, with lots of fluids and fuel and everything Optimus could ever need slipped in between. Megatron took the responsibility seriously, and he handled the pressure well. Optimus, on the other servo…

They were in Decepticon territory for the final stretch of Optimus’ carrying, as per Megatron’s request. It wasn’t so much Decepticon territory anymore, given the brief pause in the war and fighting to take care of more pressing matters, but the Cons still lingered, the views were different, and the berth was comfortable.

It had been so long since he’d recharged on something more than a cold, hard slab. Now he had pillows and blankets galore, and a big hefty frame to snuggle up against at night. Optimus tried not to let his fondness show, if only to put a stop to Megatron’s smug smile as he stroked his belly for the umpteenth time that day.

“You have,” Optimus said, speaking as coolly as he could and holding the stony expression for as long as possible. “Many times, in fact.”

Megatron’s satisfaction only grew.

“Hm,” he said, his optics drifting to the Prime’s belly and back up again. “I must have forgotten.”

Being berth-bound for the final stretches of his pregnancy meant suffering at the hands of Megatron’s care more often than not. It was hard to give in and accept defeat with everything that had gone unaddressed and all the weights still hanging over his shoulders, but Megatron was a fine opponent. In the game of fighting against pampering and allowing himself to be pampered, Optimus usually lost… especially when those gentle fingers were tracing over the grooves of his belly and the marks of his mesh.

Megatron had a way with his words just like he had a way with his servos. He had spoken Optimus into a truce easily enough, and at the time, the Prime had happily entertained the idea. Now here he stood, bent over at Optimus side and smiling down at the miracle they had created together. His touch never left, and his servos never drifted far. He was always stroking Optimus’ belly, gently pinching his thighs, cupping the curve of his frames in his palms or leaning in for a kiss against the Prime’s helm.

It was hard to believe everything that had happened before this moment had truly happened. Right now, Optimus felt as though only the present existed, and the short time before it. The time after was yet to come, but that, too, seemed just as promising.

Apparently, Megatron seemed to have the exact same thought.

“I would have never imagined this could take place,” he said between the stroke of his servo, “and yet here we are.”

Together, at last. It was destiny, though Optimus wasn’t ever one to believe in it. Perhaps he should start.

“It’s like a dream come true, this,” Megatron said. “You here, taken under my protection, plump with our sparklings…”

“I never pegged you for the sentimental type,” Optimus said. “Finally having a change of spark?”

“And then some,” his conjux smiled—the kind of smile that was as playful as it was sincere. Optimus had seen it a lot more since temporarily retiring to the old Decepticon leader’s quarters.

Primus forgive him for his honesty, but truthfully, Optimus liked it, too. The cold, cruel mech he had learned to hate seemed to soften around the edges anymore, and with the darkness he had grown accustomed to witnessing, there was a sacred sense of protection to replace it. Megatron was as possessive as he was caring, and Optimus knew from the beginning that for them, this was something big. It was permanent, too… but maybe that was what they needed.

“If it were up to me,” Megatron continued, his servos stilling atop the swell of Optimus’ belly, “I would do this again and again. I simply like you far too much when you’re occupying my berth… and the frame is certainly a bonus.”

The sparklings, too, though the words went unspoken. Optimus knew Megatron was eager for their shared bitlets to enter into the world, and he understood fully. After all, he, too, felt the same.

“You mean to tell me you’d like to keep me here, stuck in your berth?” he teased. “How scandalous.”

“Mm,” Megatron nodded, “and yet the benefit would be many, many more sparklings for the both of us. The question is, would you care to indulge me?”

The question hardly needed to be asked. It was a difficult adjustment, and pregnancy had certainly had its downsides… but this was nice. It was what he wanted without realizing so, and it was what he enjoyed more than anything. Optimus had grown to appreciate Megatron’s care as much as he appreciated the weight of the sparklings in his belly. Everything in between was as simple as sweet little additions that made the experience even sweeter.

Megatron was ravished by the softness of his frame, and he was just as eager for the sparklings yet to come. Their future could hold countless hours of this and only this, if he so desired… and the hardest part had already been taken care of.

“Oh, Megatron,” Optimus said, lifting a servo to grasp at Megatron’s own. “I’m sure you already know the answer.”

After all, how could he resist?

[cozzzynook]

Horny TFA Rodimags drabble

During a visit to the fortress Optimus finds himself heading towards Ultra Magnus's office to speak some matters with the Decepticons back on Earth. However when standing outside the door his audials quickly pick the sounds of moaning and the clank of metal on metal.

On the other side of the door Rodimus is loudly moaning and gasping as he rides Ultra's spike, taking it to the hilt with ease and grinding it along his ceiling node and gestation tank. Meanwhile all Ultra can do is tighten his grip on the red mech's hips as he places hungry kisses and bites along Rodimus's neck with low growls. He knows they should stop, this their 3rd overload and he has a meeting to go to soon but Primus be dammed Rodimus is too intoxicating.

Later that night Optimus and Rodimus are sharing a drink at a small bar. With a smirk the blue and red mech leans over to Rodimus and whispers. "Sooo, how's the sex with the Magnus?"

All Rodimus can do is sputter as he tries not to spill his drink all over himself as he quickly turns to face his fellow Prime with a startled look. Oh they were that loud, huh? That's embarrassing...

(^///^)

Ooo roddy, you noisy little bot!!

Optimus 👀 sly sassy bot

[unistaryo]

Masterlist

Last updated: 16/06/2025

Total works: 45

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Hellsing

Alucard

Limerence [Alucard (Hellsing) x Reader (Oneshot)]

Open door[Alucard (Hellsing) x Reader (Oneshot)]

Alucard as a dad with a vampire child (headcanons)

Don't tell, don't fear [Alucard (Hellsing) x Reader(Oneshot)]

Devotion [Alucard (Hellsing) x BPD!Reader (Oneshot)]

Rot With Me [Yandere!Alucard (Hellsing) x Half-Ghoul!Reader]

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In Safe Arms [Seras Victoria x Reader (Oneshot)]

Day 11 - Credit [Seras Victoria x Bartender!Reader (Drabble)]

Day 19 - Pebble [Seras Victoria x Reader (Drabble)]

Integra Hellsing

Love [Integra x Reader (Oneshot)]

Tea Break [Walter C. Dornez x F!Reader + child!Integra(Oneshot)]

Irina (OC) x Integra ( romantic headcanons)

Day 6 - Comedy [Integra Hellsing x Reader (Drabble)]

Day 16 - Ballad [Integra Hellsing x Reader (Drabble)]

Day 22 - Tenacity [André + Integra Hellsing (Drabble)]

Walter C. Dornez

Floriograhy [Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Oneshot)]

Tea Break [Walter C. Dornez x F!Reader + child!Integra(Oneshot)]

Random Romantic Headcanons About Walter C. Dornez

Humanity [Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Oneshot)]

For One Afternoon [Walter C. Dornez (Hellsing) x Reader] Oneshot

Protect You [Yandere!Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Oneshot)]

Day 7 - Lotion [Walter C. Dronez x Reader (Drabble)]

Day 14 - Saccharine [Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Drabble)]

Day 20 - Liability [André (OC) x Walter C. Dornez (Drabble)]

Broken Mirror [Walter C. Dornez x Werewolf!Reader (Oneshot)]

Random Walter C. Dornez NSFW Headcanons

Tired [Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Oneshot)]

Peace [Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Oneshot)]

Pip Bernadotte

Pip Bernadotte Random Romantic Headcanons

Luke Valentine

Day 9 - Enjoy [Luke Valentine x Reader (Drabble)]

Peter Fargason

Day 21 - Choice [Peter Fargason x Reader (Drabble)]

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe

Rohan Kishibe

A Thousand Souls [Rohan Kishibe x Reader (Oneshot)]

Day 15 - Last [Rohan Kishibe x Reader (Drabble)]

Joseph Joestar

Makeup [Joseph Joestar & Suzie Q x Reader (Oneshot)]

Jotaro Kujo

Beneath the Mask [Jotaro Kujo x Reader (Oneshot)]

Jorge/George Joestar

The Moon, Our Lucky Charm [George/Jorge Joestar II x Reader (Oneshot)]

Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes

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Avengers: EMH Characters with a S/O Like Princess Luna (headcanons)

Steve Rogers

Memories of The Sky [Captain America/ Steve Rogers (Avengers EMH) X Reader(Oneshot)]

Bruce Banner

Modus Vivendi [Bruce Banner/Hulk (Avengers: EMH) x Reader (Oneshot)]

Drak Pack

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Day 5: Cold [Drak Pack X reader (Drabble)]

Day 17 - Tropical [ Drak Pack x Reader (Drabble)]

The Mandalorian

Din Djarin

Day 10 - Serenade [The Mandalorian (Din Djarin) x Reader (Drabble)]

Transformers More Than Meets The Eye/ Lost Light

Rodimus

Day 8 - Stars [Rodimus (MTMTE) x Reader (Drabble)]

Ultra Magnus

Day 13 - Abundance [Ultra Magnus x Reader (Drabble)]

Transformers Animated

Prowl

Day 18 - Leaves [TFA!Prowl x Reader (Drabble)]

Transformers Idw Phase One

Optimus Prime

Day 12 - Scones [Idw1!Optimus Prime x Reader]

[aviatrix-ash]

Was just thinking of a lil SkyGlide scenario where Skyfire tags along for a ride in one of the Autobot ships with Powerglide flying it. Skyfire lowkey gets a smidgen jealous of the ship. He knows he shouldn't be, it's silly to be jealous of a nonsentient ship his husband is piloting like he does as his job all the time.

Powerglide knows Skyfire is watching. He's subtly teasing him. Neither is saying anything, but Skyfire's thinking he might tease the aerialtug the next time Powerglide rides along in his altmode.

[colour-me-robot]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Transformers Animated (2007) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Shockwave (Transformers), Skyquake (Transformers), Wildbreak (Transformers), Transformers OC Additional Tags: Blurred Lines AU, Mention of Gore, Part of a greater plot, Warning for momentary violence, Shockwave is a good uncle, he's just very mad, What would have possibly happened if The Cube DIDN'T happen, or at least part of it, no beta we die Series: Part 1 of Blurred Lines and Shifted Sparks Summary:

(Eventually) a collection of smaller one-shots set within the TFA: Blurred Lines and Shifted Sparks universe, where Blurr was never cubed and Shockwave...winds up being a traitor, but for the other side. If friendships had remained, had turned into something MORE, and Suddenly There Are Going To Be Some Serious Changes Around Here. These are the side-bits that don't fit into the main plotline, though they are definitely part of it, and involve multiple characters and multiple viewpoints. Not necessarily Blurrwave.

Just FYI, as more one-shots get added, the rating WILL more than likely go up, very possibly to Explicit. Warnings for any explicit or chapters will come at the beginning of the chapter, so they can be skipped if that's not your cup of tea.