#THE WAY ARGYLE CLOCKS HIM FOR WEARING A KNOCK OFF RIGHT AFTER HE BARELY HUGGED WILL??? PLS SKDHEJSJS

[strawberrybyers]

mike wheeler is so goofy. he’s a loser. he has a big heart. he’s a leader. he’s gay. but most importantly, if you invite him to a location anywhere near a beach, he will have his visor and flip flops on stand-by

like bro did not show up ready to roller skate. he showed up like the personified lyrics of ‘starships’ by nicki minaj

“let's go to the beach-each, let's go get a wave // they say, what they gonna say // have a drink, clink, found the bud light // bad bitches like me is hard to come by // the patrón own, let's go get it on // the zone on, yes, i’m in the zone // is it two, three? leave a good tip // i'ma blow off my money and don't give two shits, oh-oh”