#THEYRE STUPID WORDS BUT ILL EAT YOU IF YOU DONT

[israbelle]

A Conspiracy theory about the Epilogues

Alternatively titled; "Isn't it fun to take the stupid plot holes seriously sometimes, just to see what happens?"

So - The hemospectrum. I have often been taken out of the story by how little they mention it in the Epilogues and HS^2, just sort of... handwaving it away as a solved, purely cultural issue. Doylistically, they seem to be endorsing the popular "caste differences were just an enforced social norm by the Condesce and Lord English so trolls hate each other more" theory. It's been a glaring hole in the worldbuilding for a while now, and I never had a satisfying answer to it.

First off, psychics and psionics. I will talk about those more later, but... *gestures* Yeah. Second, and more relevant to the idea that the caste system is a, how do you say, natural state of troll society that has to be actively worked against to avoid falling down the pit of oppression; lifespans.

That sentence sucked because it's 4AM and it's quite difficult to think straight while listening to Mouth Moods. But anyway.

There is a popular headcanon that the Condesce, puppeteered by Lord English to create a tougher landscape, and using her Thief of Life powers, artificially shortened the lifespans of lowbloods (or maybe lengthened the lifespans of highbloods?) and had they not been under her control, they would all live to the same age and have no physical differences. This is explicitly non-canon:

Everybody say "Thank you, Kankri Vantas!" Aren't you so glad he's right about everything he says all the time and everyone always listens?!

There would be seadwellers - no, there would be ceruleans who remember the dawn of history. Can they live normal lives? Do you think that one violetblood grub Karkat holds in the credits remembers his touch? Did they hang the snapchat photo on their hive wall as one of their baby pictures? Do they brag about it?

This world would be quite different from the one shown to us today. Screw "trolls' birthrate is higher than humans" being the crux of the population issue, what about how half these trolls literally never die?! Highbloods would naturally have trouble relating to or empathizing with the lower castes they outlive dozens of times, a natural "immortal being loses touch with its humanity as it sees the cycle of life repeat evermore without ever truly experiencing it" trope, and the hemospectrum would reinvent itself and simply slot humans in at the bottom.

Which leads to the big question: why isn't this what happened? Why are humans the dominant force, while trolls seem to have been metaphorically (so far, thanks Jane) neutered? And why are they losing the war so hard when they have all those dang psychics?

You know, the psychic powers that let you shoot killer lasers and throw things around from afar and commune with beasts and fly-

...And fly?

As far as I'm aware - with the exception of Vrissy, who is a clone of an Alternian troll - there have never been any mentions of psychics on Earth C. Even when she talks about them, her information is wrong, almost as if it was only ever a historical afterthought in class instead of a reality of her life. Isn't that curious?

Apologies in advance for the hats. Tinfoil really is an awful material for garments, you know. But with all the evidence laid out as it is, there's really only one* reasonable† explanation: they did something to trolls. They flattened them all out into one homogenous mass, stripped them of nearly everything interesting and alien about them, neutered them into the Grey Humans we've all tried to fight against this whole time! And they did it with slime!!

*There are most likely many other possible explanations, and there is not a shot in Hell that this is what was intended in the text. †This is a completely unreasonable claim.

It could've been an accident, it could've been a well-intentioned impulse enacted by a bunch of teens who don't understand what eugenics are, but it happened in the ectobiology room, and I think the "how" of it is that they mixed together the troll and human slime. This flattened the curve of lifespans to be about human average, and either highly reduced the chance or outright deleted the ability for psychic powers to form. Reproduction stays the same, because that involves way too many complicated biological changes rather than just flipping a handful of proteins.

The great Alternian trolls of yore are but a distant memory, replaced by these tragic, broken copies, failed by their masters; chained to the ground with their wings torn off long before Candy Jane ever entered the scene.

[pen136]

its been so long (like less than a week) since ive burger posted so here we go: headcanon list guys!

also cw - mentions of mental illness/trauma

bob : very much based off my own dad (one of my favorite people alive), bisexual, autistic depressed and clinically anxious, lies on the floor a lot because of back problems, works through injury and illness (the family's doing a bit better on money now but he's lived his whole life in fear of being unable to support the people he loves and their wellbeing), saw that tina aligned herself with femininity from when she was a really little kid (supports her endlessly, was the first one to buy her a dress), gives the kids his old records/cassettes/cds, quality time is his love language, loves crappy old movies from the 80s (like weird science), winona ryder was his childhood crush, tina shows him phoebe bridgers and he loves her (cries to kyoto bc dad issues), so desperately trying to not become his father, dreams about his mom a lot, has been getting gray hairs since he was 17 (purely from stress), bad episodes of insomnia, claims he doesn't mind being away from linda (if shes not in the same room as him for more than an hour he needs to cry, she is his absolute best friend), really adores teddy like a stupid younger brother, fucking hates mr frond with a burning passion

linda : truthfully i dont have much for her. i dont need to really give her any headcannons i worship her the way she is, but shes def adhd and autistic

gene : genderfluid (he/she), audhd, live laugh love fiona apple, bad sensory issues, cant wear pants unless theyre baggy, sisters buys him reusable earplugs, got linda's family's loudness, talks shit WAY too loud, jazz bitch, can surprisingly do a cartwheel really well, walks around belting 90s music (everyone hates it except lin), loves makeup and looks amazing in it (tina is secretly really pissed that he looks better in it than her), can fall asleep anywhere, will eat anything once, has bit alex/courtney as a form of affection (tina and louise too but theyre used to it), will sit on tinas floor and vent to her at any given moment, remembers nothing except for the most obscure random things about the people he loves, incorporates music in all of his school reports, loves salty food especially

louise : unlabeled (she/they), autistic, loves japanese candies and snacks, phone screen chronically cracked, permanently cold hands, tina does her hair, makes own jewelry and pins, loves broaches and mints but always forgets which is in which tin, has drank paint water by accident, very artistic, loves to draw in comic book/manga styles, secretly really enjoys being around jimmy jr (finds him really funny), loves a good ironic trucker hat, if you can read this the bitch fell off, needs glasses (ends up getting funky ones like lindas), short fingers that are always painted light green and pink, lots of scars on hands from skateboarding, learns bass later in life, starts saying "oh my god" like bob

tina : transfemme (she/her), autistic/has clinical anxiety and depression, speaks with the most subtle new york accent (residual from linda), multilingual (fluent in spanish, conversational in french, knows some korean, can say random words in various others), loves bad campy horror movies, incredibly soft but always sweaty hands, layers her hair (learns to cut her own), because of everything thats happened she is extremely paranoid about family dying, sensitive skin, has a bunch of digestive issues (throws up a lot), sometimes has violent tendencies (feels guilty for them always), sleep walking/chronic nightmares (wakes up screaming a lot), watches drag race with bob, #1 phoebe bridgers/lucy dacus/julien baker fan, adores sleater-kinney, loves riot grrl music, bites nails, extremely clumsy (scars), loves big jackets over dresses, takes naps because she cant sleep at night, truly is her fathers daughter

i do not think anyone will read this whole thing, but i hope you like it if you did

[sunwhispers]

mizuenatober 6 - love languages i love my hcs for mzen love languages and wanted to draw more but. realized i dont have any ideas of how to portray it fully using art so instead im giving you this and im gonna make a post rambling about this.

mizuki

giving

gift gifting! i think they love to get ena as well as their other friends smaller or bigger gifts, like some cute accessories they found in a store and it reminded it of her. also a big fan of doing handmade gifts. imagine mzk making ena a dress??

acts of service: they like to lift some weight off ena's back for all the teasing!! like domestic mizuena and ena says she'll do the dishes when she gets back but mizuki is like NO HEHE ILL DO IT FIRST because then ena will feel a nice relief once she gets there and :D theyre also like a little puppy. ena tells them to pass her the tv remote and theyre like YES YOUR HIGHNESS. also royalty au ahahahahahahah. this works really well here

quality time: you know how mizuki treasures time spent with niigo because everyone else left them after some time and didnt do something "next time"? yeah! its canon mizuena goes out together a lot, whether to check a cafe or shopping. ofc theyre into quality time.

receiving

words of affirmation. absolutely words of affirmation. they need to get a clear confirmation they're accepted and loved after all they've been through and if they don't, they tend to overthink things..

quality time mentioned above :3

ena

giving

words of affirmation, again! she may have some tsundere moments but makes sure mizuki knows they're loved when they need to and.. do i even have to say anything.

AND SHE KEEPS BRINGING IT UP TOO. making sure mizuki doesnt think of something stupid!!!!! daily reminders i wait for you motherfucker!!!

physical contact: SHES A HUGGER IN HER SLEEP I KNOW IT she always clings to a plushie or a person. when awake she may not really show it in public (tsundere behavior again.. tch..) but she likes little gestures like kicking each other under a table when eating out, or nudging mizuki with her elbow, just. whatever contact that wouldnt be so vulnerable. she used to wrestle with akito a lot as a kid and kinda still likes to playfully fight with people? kinda like cats/dogs bond thru playful fights!

quality time: she likes hanging out with people!! going outs with mizuki i mentioned before + picnic event where her idea of getting something out of mizuki is spending quality time with her, airi and shizuku

receiving

acts of service! the way she's an older sister makes me think she grew up feeling she has a lot of responsibility on her shoulders and. its nice to have that taken care of instead of worrying about it yourself

aand physical touch. likes giving and likes receiving. there's not much i want to add really because my previous phys touch explained everything LOL

if youve read this thanks. i think im insane

[fredware]

ok im kinda going insane tonite so youll have to bear with me here my dear starshippers. i have so many thoughts about that stupid murderous buge

- if this little au had like. a soundtrack, then id definitely make it a point to insert a shit ton of motifs into it because i love motifs. you could have pincers motif which could be a variation on dies irae, and everytime a character is about to encounter him (and probably subsequently die) you could have that little motif woven into the score very subtly so keen listeners can essentially predict who will die based on that.

- i feel like in general the songs in that theoretical imaginary musical would directly sample stuff from the og. like i imagine pincers big evil song when hes explaining his mindset and motivation to some captured victim before well. killing them probably would start out identically like kick it up a notch but yk, changed around a bit to fit the scene like. idk ill probably make up a few lyrics because ive got the gist of it in my head

- feb could also have a motif but. of the leit variety. like at first its all cheery but as the story progresses and she gets stronger and more steadfast it matures with her until in the final battle it triumphs over pincer's motif or something i dont fucking know

- from the very beginning i imagined pincer as the kind of guy to be like. very mocking and stuff. like some guy wakes up tied to a chair and he goes on his gay little evil rant like "don't you get it? i'm the one employee who survived, who's lost his mind after years of loneliness... no, wait, i'm actually a hollowed out corpse, puppeteered by a shapeshifting creature- oh, or maybe im a ghostly apparition of the rangers lost that day, who came back to get revenge on the ones that left them behind?"

- in general my pincer is just a little Smarter but also more evil just for the love of the game. like hes just killing and eating these people because hes Hongry and also it brings him joy and we stan a hedonistic king

- i really like the trope of "alien in human skin" especially in this case because it gives a lot of potential for funny scenes but also scary scenes. like one scene hes pronouncing some word in a weird way or completely missing social cues and the other scene hes standing over a corpse, shrouded in darkness and putting on his best impression of a friendly smile because humans trust friendly smiles. idk

- also id like for this au to focus more on developing february's relationship with the crew and show that, yeah, theyre a ragtag bunch of weird misfits, but they do click ultimately, so that when theyre killed off like pigs for the slaughter its sadder i guess.

- pincer has stiff joints and back problems also because that "stupid fleshy body" has been sitting in that cryopod for years immobile so its bound to get a little rusty

- just in general yk "puny fleshbag", "pesky biped", "soft pink fucks" stuff like that.

- "stay humble, little human — 'cause there's always, always a bigger fish out there."

[orange-lover]

hi, im davepeta, i use any pronouns!

current interests: music, theology, overwatch, transformers, homestuck, jojos, league, valorant, mouthwashing, basically the most loser shit you can imagine

i ask that mutuals could tag birds (minus pidgeons and corvids) and medical cannulas (both out and in the body) with either the topic, #dp dont look or words to that effect

im not new to tumblr but this blog is new (i wanted a fresh start cuz my old one was terrible lmao)

byf bare in mind i occasionally talk about eating disorders cuz theyre an important part of my life but i always tag those posts with #cw ed and #tw ed. i also sometimes post nsfw stuff which will be tagged with #nsft. also i sometimes just start fuckign yelling a song into the post box so if you dont wanna see that i tag it w #lyricposting. if you dont want to here me say things that remind you of the uk's existence block #britposting

also im the host of a DID system and i let my stupid headmates post on here occassionally. itll usually be medic tf2 saying something insufferable. hes always here

dni is just the usual (racists, transphobes/terfs, etc etc) other than that ill just block as i see fit

my tags are:

#davepetas favorites, my tag for my fav posts

#davepeta talks, my op and rambling posts

#davepetas doodles, my tag for drawings i make

#recovery wins, for my wins in recovery of all kinds (ed, mental health and addiction)

#rb-lifeweaver, my tag for my beautiful wife niran who i miss dearly

fandomwise i tag sporadically/when i remember

my sideblogs are:

@orange-poems my poetry blog

@olaapi my homestuck rp blog (dont use it much tbh)

other sites to reach me if im not active on tumblr (rare lol) are discord at @/d4vepeta and everskies at @/davepetaspritee. feel free to dm me on here or those!

[lexysstorm]

Live thoughts while reading Thunder:

- why did frostpaw just use the word hours?

- please gay frostwhistle please

- goosegrass? I think thats a new one.

- AAAAAA i just want to read frostpaw pov shes the only one im interested in but ill give the others a shot

- LILYHEARTTTT queen

- if squif doesnt become leader i will be very unhappy

- OMG IVYPOOL DEPUTY????

- ok but why is night going with them i dont see a point

- i really really really hate the decision to pair sun with night it doesnt feel earned. Just let sun be in shadow its so much more interesting there

- ok sunbeam show me whatcha got

- stop being stinky lionblaze

- BAHAHHA BERRYHEART????

- ok she kinda right tho- does look kinda desperate sun im sorry girl you dont need no man

- ok i like spark and finch WOOO

- really love how berryheart trespassed just to whine at sun for leaving

- FROSTPAWWWW

- i dont remember smoky being this nice but ok

- FROSTPAW KIDNAPPED BY PEOPLE???

- FINALLY someone brings tree up in all this

- thats a HILARIOUS trial idea actually

- THE KIT SWEARING LMAOO

- finchsun please

- i think its kinda dumb that riverstar is here ngl- then again i didn't read his super edition

- OH MY GOD SHE GOT SPAYED?? IM

- theres goes my frostwhistle😭😭😭

- another traveling book im

- LMAOOOO NIGHTHEART IS SUCH A BAD CAT???? Hes going for fame😭😭😭😭BROOO

- oh my GODDDDD sunbeam girlie PLEASEEEEEE LEAVE HIS ASS AFTER THIS IM BEGGING

- OH MY GOD SQUIRRELSTAR????? HOLY FUCK

- STOP BEING A BITCH LIGHTLEAP

- i am actually very interested to see what tree comes up with for a solution

- what if frostpaw brings a cat back from the forest territories to be riverclans leader wouldnt that be STUPID

- OTTER MOMENT

- usual nightheart L

- ok i have a pool and a cat that goes outside and the pool cover does NOT bend under her weight💀💀💀theyre made to support a humans weight just in case (i think, dont try that)

- yeah frost is kind of carrying you night step up ur game

- dovewing ur right to be defensive queen- kind of shitty of ivy to be kind of trying to use her like that even if i do like ivy,,,

- omg "im not letting you manipulate me into manipulating him!" PERIOD QUEEN

- berryhearttttttt whatre you planninggggg

- cherry fall is right just give it a lil shove- im sure they could aim the rock to not hit a den

- i bet the black cat that refused to eat with the park cats will be rcs next leader but that's a crack theory

- meditating cats

- ok well. Why cant she just. Learn everything she needs to abt meditation real quick then go back to rc

- WERENT YOU SHADOWCLAN LAST WEEK HAHAHAHAH FROSTPAW

- YOURE NOT GOING TO SHOW US HOW SHE REALIZED??????????? HELLO?????

- oh nevermind okay

- "ive always known" SUREEEE unless im forgetting something from previous books, you didnt suspect a THING frost

- ok so her name is rook, ill remember that

- wait. Waffle. Waffle that won the contest? WAFFLEPAW????

- Worse than you imagined??? what does THAT mean

- READY AS ILL EVER BE

- cherrfall sus

- Cherryfall?????

- OH MY GOD QUEEN SHIT SUNBEAM HOLY SHIT

- sunbeam u really need to tell someone what youve seen and heard istg

- wow the big reveal nobody saw coming. HEY i DO like the idea though! Frost getting manipulated by her mother and a cat she loved is pretty fun to read, more interesting than nightheart. Even sunbeams pov has been pretty fun. Honestly if night didnt have a pov/wasnt a main character i would love this arc a lot more! And if sun didnt switch clans smh MAKE HER GAY HUNTERS

- ok well. Frostpaw. Dont. Do it. In rc camp??? Do it at a gathering- so EVERYONE knows

- oh my god is she actually gonna do that?? Lets go????

- oh my GOD NO WAY ARE THEY GOING TO VOTE HIM OUT??? TIGERSTAR II IMPEACHMENT????????

- wait dont the medcats have to be w the impeachment squad or am i misremembering

- ok good someone brought it up, but there should be a rule that if the medcat is closely related to leader they should be excused bc of conflict of interest right?

- YESSSS PUDDLESHINE

- uhuh SUREEEEE podlight

- NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

- THATS IT?????? BRUHHHH

[azonewithu]

The two arent comparable. Ah youre all morons if you want the honest truth. You prove it rveryday on tv. Anyone who wants thrir say too much or never shuts up on tv youre likrly evil you dont evrn know. Keep hamming it up while God lights a fire under you. Your ass will get cooked up for dinner in no time. Ya ever think msybe you talk on tv too much. Like life existence and my planet is some stupid board game like monopoly. Youre just spoiled and youve never suffered well youre inherently evil most likely. And you take pride in ignoring the suffering around you. Or all the state sanctioned murder going on everywhere. Those Ukranians are caught in the middle where you americans ate nowhere near the middle ground on anything. We re nasty afyer being insulted for months when we ve traditionally been sllies even when we know youre fuvked in the head with this greatness thing. We gotta tell you the truth you do t look do grest to good people. No despots snd dpoiled assholes who already have enough money and want more. Its like we sll helped you get tich but you got yourself inndo much debt because yourenpeople are over materislistic snd have spending problems. You should be more than flush over anyone elsecwith your advantages. Nobodies really right in what theyre doing these days. The divide and conquer thing aint working out for you. Or we re all computer bigs do we invented a new currency. Anothervway yo byry the poor. Not everyone agrees endless unchecked consumption of any kind is the way to greatness. Nobody makes sense anymore if its only about dollars. So you can do what? Laugh at people eho do t even eat. You think its great dome scum bag asshole took livnerties with Gods wotk. Anyone who knows can see theyve paid a million times over for a cew words they should hsve just asked me for. So you see kids all these so called successes yelling at you online or on tv or in any other format, ate not respected by Arch. So ste thry really great or successful you have to ask yourselves. Many of you witnessed the onslaught fo you think it was worth it. Im not yhe only victime hollywood took advantage of over the years. Plagiarism is rampant there. Ill yhresten you again. Make amends before its too kate. When Gabriel gets back i told him to anihilate your region with fire. You lost this fight badly. I font hive a fuck what flag upur undet im of Arch om not big on flags fag. Theyre ok but yhisecwho eave them to high i gotta smack down. You dont own this earth. I do and i left it for everyone. Now il back i see you never hot the message. You will soon.

[mtx-lol]

i might be alone on this one but is anyone else annoyed by forsakens 007n7 ans coolkidss interpretation, like just everythinf qbout it?

it might be the way the communith receives and plays around with the concept of family and something, idk what,something about that just makes me icky i reallg dont know what

maybe its my personal dislike of having a family, biologically or not (aromanrif, aegosexual, predicting a higher maintenance than i can manage wheb i rarely leave my room in a house of 3 ofher people), maybe its the fact that its kinda the easiest interpretation of 007n7 anx coolkids relationship when separated like the word kid is in the fucking name

maybe its just the harsh contrast wjrh wirh my reinterpretation of coolkid as this childish mockery of a preacher with cosmic horrors for a gui on their hand alongside with 007n7 as this no life (in both sense) no cares jackass who stays inside his room allday and giggling to himself as he reinvents a nuclearbomb to fit inside a rocketlaunxher while eating cold cereal at 5:21 in the morning like idk its hard for me to see 007n7 as a reforming famoly man, not impossible but still (its cuz of the sad white boy fandom chatacterisation that i fall for every single fucking time and i hate it)

also 007nul just looks dumb jm sorry you cannot show me a pic of him forsaken render or not and the first thing ill think is awh. hes tryinf his best no the first thing ill think is who tf is this guy tryinf to be cuz like everythinf about him is a joke deadass like the fuckass burger hat, the stupid face that takes over 87% of his torso, godamn "coolgui" (who tf names their shit coolgui if youre not making fun of exploiters), the hackinf events happening under the coolkid alias and that was just silly decal replacement ans spooky scary skeletons actually reel ir back to coolkid, coolkid cool kid FUCKING COOLKID

maybe its the fear of change from me? even if it is a good change? maybe i want 007n7 to stay as a "bad person" and never mature cuz the irl 7n7 did say he did everythinf for shits and giggles whilw making fun of all of the overdramaticisms and stupidity of the other preexisting hackers and for qhatever reason that fascinates me cuz likw, wow you becams a hacksr to make fun of the other hackers? for taking roblox seriously? for trying to be someone theyre not? for lying on the internet? huhh

anyways thats my nothinf burger for today cuz i woke with forsake in my mind ans i was starting to see red so im tryinf my best to server any connection of forsaken that isnt a bluudud (hes actually funny and i kinda like him in a vacuum) b forsakens rendtion of noli (its literally 035 if she was contained like yesterday) c the sliver of actually competive forsaken matches (its makes me not want to play the game even more cuz my dissapoinment will geniually be long enough for me to kill someone with) and d nolis theme and 035s theme (idgaf they bang 😛😛😛😛😛😛) okay byee

[seminarica]

march 2nd 2025

yesterday i had songs stuck in my head that i can’t remember today.

it’s three days until i move and i’m feeling weird. not necessarily bad, but weird. i kind of wonder if i have an eating disorder thing going on or if a lack of appetite is due to the weirdness in my life. or if im just being conscious of what im eating and i know that that can become an eating disorder. i don’t think i actually do. i think it’s a red herring.

i woke up this morning and felt weird. i don’t have a word for it and i don’t know the source, so of course i decided i finally need to get back into journaling.

im redownloading emmo but if that doesn’t have my progress saved i dont want it.

my scalp kind of itches but i think its just dehydrated. if my hair oil isnt packed away forever, i’l hair oil my scalp. i watched a lot of tiktoks on what brands to buy. i settled on this one because of the benefits.

someone said it’s ideal for low porosity hair and lightweight. just what i need i think.

catching up

if you aren’t caught up (or rather, remembering. after all, this diary is for me) i think the best place to start is with jake. he is still actively looking for ways to be in the same space as me. his most recent stunt was trying to join UNITY knowing damn well im the president of that club. cj told us, god bless cj.

cj and i have actually been connecting a lot more. it’s unfortunate that its only now that we are but that just must be how life goes.

i feel i should mention rachel, but i don’t know how i could possibly forget. if you have, let me enlighten you.

rachel decided that gossiping with jake about my whereabouts and private vents was much more important than being loyal to her cousin and best friend of three years.

i think she has feelings for him.

i keep hoping all these horrible things happen to her and i don’t think im mature enough yet for it to feel unproductive. i know that the best revenge would be success, but i don’t have that yet,. so right now thinking about her car breaking down or crushing medical debt or pregnancy that dooms her career as a young woman is all ive got.

the last time we talked was a phone call that ended in her trying to call me childish and immature and incapable of handling my own problems because i reported jake for furthering contact with me after asking for a no-contact order through our college. i think she must have feelings for him or crave his validation. yikes.

sophia also ended up being a major tank. i tried to talk to her about how i felt and it was poorly timed. unintentionally, but still poorly timed. jake very coincidentally left gcs after that message was sent. i wonder why.

today

of course, this is all past tense. all of this is stuff that happened yesterday and backwards. i want my life to be about right now, so lets talk about right now.

right now i have two days before i move. today i am taking my midterm, cleaning my room, making a physical paper list of my things and where theyre at, and letting myself feel weird. i think ill halfways clean my car too if i get ambitious. i probably will.

my midterm is so stupid, too. not because general psychology is stupid, but because of the professor. i hate this guy.

“no plagiarism, but ai is fine” ??? are you serious?? ai is a plagiarism machine?? stupid. stupid, stupid, stupid.

that being said, if i don’t recognize a term, i will be using the internet. i don’t really care about the class anymore for a handful of reasons but im sure ill be dropping it soon. i hate it here!

i need to get up and take it, though. i think ill make a snack and put my shrimp out to defrost.

then hair oil. increasing dryness as ive been writing this.

then after my midterm my room needs to be cleaned. then i need to take inventory of my things im moving with. then i need to check indeed. hopefully my shrimp are ready by indeed’oclock.

if not, i dunno. clean my car, maybe? didn’t i have a list earlier in the entry?

(scrolled to look) (i was right)

ill clean my car, i guess!

i need to get my paws on a carabiner desperately, though. i really want one + it’s way more convenient.

i also hope niko can play minecraft today because i miss him LOL

anyways. if i think of anything more, i’ll use the edit feature.

thats all for now.

[fallen-brotherhood-au-dump]

Howdy, welcome to my dumpster (MASTER POST)

Hello, Im Sunaria (or sunaris) and welcome to the blog! the fic itself is here make sure to keep all hands in feet in the ride, and lets GO!

What is this au?

As taken directly from the fics summary "After the final fight of SA2, sonic and shadow used all of their energy and both fell to the earth, however they both instinctively grabbed each others hands as they fell, so they both landed in the same area a seemingly empty island, which just so happened to be Christmas island, since barely any of his friends know of the existence of said island is, theyre now searching the world for the both of them. When the both of them woke up, they had no recollection of what had happened to them or who they were except for their core memories. Once they introduced themselves to each other they start noticing similarities between each other and deduced that they were brothers, so now they're both travelling around the island, and maybe further to remember who they are and why they have such odd powers and connections..."

How frequent will the updates for this be?

The updates will most likely be whenever i have free time to write, so most likely 1-2 weeks per chapter so i can really make this story as perfect as i can.

Wait a minute, Sonic doesn't have light blue highlights!?

shhhhhh yes he does trust me guys i would neverrrr lie to you :3c

Can i make art of this au? (when i post the designs)

YES YES YES PLEASE DO I LOVE ART AND ILL EAT/REBLOG IT HERE PLEASE DRAW MY GUYS <333

What are the tags for this au?

Each of the tags has a different suit (card shape) to represent it, if i remember spades (♠) are the little lore tidbits that i post idividually that are also not included in ask, clubs (♣) is for answered ask/art that is posted in ask, hearts (♥) Are for updates/reblogs of artwork and diamonds (♦) are things that are either not related to the fic or non canon material to the story, keep in mind all of these may be wrong and i might just be stupid so youre gonna have to look at the tags on your own (sorry ;-;)

How long do you plan on making the fic?

I want to aim for at least 10,000 words, this'll be the biggest thing iver ever worked on and its very daunting but i dont plan on giving up anytime soon!

Will the fic include characters from multiple canons/OCs?

Yes! however im not making everything from those universes canon, this story mostly follows the same timeline idw does, however it takes place after sa2 and before where heros would start but i cant go into deeper detail, guess youll have to wait and see ;p

And thats it! ill update this as need be and of course will add anything important or signifgant that goes beyond fic updates as well! if you want more of me (my shitpost, reblogs, and probably other stuff) you can follow my main blog @sunaria-bees!

AND BEFORE I FORGET HERES THE LINK AGAIN IF THE FIRST ONE WAS TOO SMALL

Fallen Brotherhood

[semiautomaticr]

march 2nd 2025

yesterday i had songs stuck in my head that i can’t remember today.

it’s three days until i move and i’m feeling weird. not necessarily bad, but weird. i kind of wonder if i have an eating disorder thing going on or if a lack of appetite is due to the weirdness in my life. or if im just being conscious of what im eating and i know that that can become an eating disorder. i don’t think i actually do. i think it’s a red herring.

i woke up this morning and felt weird. i don’t have a word for it and i don’t know the source, so of course i decided i finally need to get back into journaling.

im redownloading emmo but if that doesn’t have my progress saved i dont want it.

my scalp kind of itches but i think its just dehydrated. if my hair oil isnt packed away forever, i’l hair oil my scalp. i watched a lot of tiktoks on what brands to buy. i settled on this one because of the benefits.

someone said it’s ideal for low porosity hair and lightweight. just what i need i think.

catching up

if you aren’t caught up (or rather, remembering. after all, this diary is for me) i think the best place to start is with jake. he is still actively looking for ways to be in the same space as me. his most recent stunt was trying to join UNITY knowing damn well im the president of that club. cj told us, god bless cj.

cj and i have actually been connecting a lot more. it’s unfortunate that its only now that we are but that just must be how life goes.

i feel i should mention rachel, but i don’t know how i could possibly forget. if you have, let me enlighten you.

rachel decided that gossiping with jake about my whereabouts and private vents was much more important than being loyal to her cousin and best friend of three years.

i think she has feelings for him.

i keep hoping all these horrible things happen to her and i don’t think im mature enough yet for it to feel unproductive. i know that the best revenge would be success, but i don’t have that yet,. so right now thinking about her car breaking down or crushing medical debt or pregnancy that dooms her career as a young woman is all ive got.

the last time we talked was a phone call that ended in her trying to call me childish and immature and incapable of handling my own problems because i reported jake for furthering contact with me after asking for a no-contact order through our college. i think she must have feelings for him or crave his validation. yikes.

sophia also ended up being a major tank. i tried to talk to her about how i felt and it was poorly timed. unintentionally, but still poorly timed. jake very coincidentally left gcs after that message was sent. i wonder why.

today

of course, this is all past tense. all of this is stuff that happened yesterday and backwards. i want my life to be about right now, so lets talk about right now.

right now i have two days before i move. today i am taking my midterm, cleaning my room, making a physical paper list of my things and where theyre at, and letting myself feel weird. i think ill halfways clean my car too if i get ambitious. i probably will.

my midterm is so stupid, too. not because general psychology is stupid, but because of the professor. i hate this guy.

“no plagiarism, but ai is fine” ??? are you serious?? ai is a plagiarism machine?? stupid. stupid, stupid, stupid.

that being said, if i don’t recognize a term, i will be using the internet. i don’t really care about the class anymore for a handful of reasons but im sure ill be dropping it soon. i hate it here!

i need to get up and take it, though. i think ill make a snack and put my shrimp out to defrost.

then hair oil. increasing dryness as ive been writing this.

then after my midterm my room needs to be cleaned. then i need to take inventory of my things im moving with. then i need to check indeed. hopefully my shrimp are ready by indeed’oclock.

if not, i dunno. clean my car, maybe? didn’t i have a list earlier in the entry?

(scrolled to look) (i was right)

ill clean my car, i guess!

i need to get my paws on a carabiner desperately, though. i really want one + it’s way more convenient.

i also hope niko can play minecraft today because i miss him LOL

anyways. if i think of anything more, i’ll use the edit feature.

thats all for now.

[zephyrusz]

i love harper veyr much such a cute little guy

are they essentially the same person throughout all of your AUs of them? like do they have any defining traits between like, youre genshin version or your identity v version? im very curious :)

oh my goshness than ku for tne ask anon!!

ive actually been very compelled to talk about this for a while, it might be a little long so ill break the page !! below will be some defining features of each version of harper :3

okie doke! harper is different in each of my versions. they share the same name and general information, as well as similar personalities, but it can vary throughout the universe they are in.

lets start with the most common on my blog, and my favorite :)

identity v !!

- seventeen years old

- born in 1881, i hc idv to be set in 1898 ( i did go on the wiki timeline to find this information... )

- they tend to be more shy and reserved, very limited to actual human interaction

- very poor at communication, often freezes up when put on the spot

- although they still work as a bard, playing songs for their town back home

- in the manor, they sometimes perform for the rest of the survivors

- they took a strong liking to andrew, tried to compliment him, proceeded to stutter their words and scurry off

- not a good look for them

- andrew took it as fear, and reserved himself further from them, very very much to harpers dismay (it only took emilys scolding to get him to realize they didnt mean harm)

- have been an unusual friendship since! theyre both shy and quiet, but andrew has a soft side that he can freely express around harper, and they feel as if they can trust him with their feelings :3 the best little/big sibling duo in the manor!

- they feel very drawn to tracy and emily, the two both very protecting of them (a bit babying, but theyll let it slide) they just enjoy their company, and often help out emily around the infirmary when survivors need any assistance.

genshin impact !!

- sixteen years old

- dont have an exact birth year ? idk what year genshin is man...

- dendro vision, living in mondstadt :)

- wields a bow, the only thing they can handle without dropping on their foot (a catalyst is far too confusing for them)

- again, a bard !! took inspiration from venti, and the two became close friends!

- still a bit reserved, but more adventurous and eager to go out and explore!!

- honorary member of bennys adventure team (i lvoe bennett... i couldnt help myslwf)

- them and razor chill out together and eat berries they find in the woods. eat berry. they love razor because they dont actually need to talk around him, the two love just sitting in silence for a while.

- is very suspicious of venti, is not stupid enough to believe that the statue of their god is NOT their best friend and the same guy who knows a bit too much about ancient history..

- i need to give them some credit, they arent stupid. just quick to act on impulse.

my dnd campaign!!

- fifteen years old

- is actually the earliest version of harper that was made, the origin!!!

- i had my first ever campaign with my friends who also didnt know how to play dnd, so we just goofed off for the most part

- i literally gave up every other skill they couldve had and negotiated with my dm to see if they could be able to magically play any instrument they found perfectly

- it worked, they can now play any instrument they want but at what cost.. they will crumble if they get slightly brushed over by the wind

- yeah so they ended up being very weak but its really no big deal

- they were on the verge of death twice, they had to sacrifice their pan flute in order to survive ( i think my dm hated them )

- sentient tree: 3, harper: 0

- they arent doing too good back there... anywya

warrior cats!! kitty time

- they are a cat dont eben hate right now

- ruffleberry!! dont ask abt the name origin i thought it sounded cute, how do cats know what a ruffle is?? idk you tell me

- medicine cat, ass cheeks at fighting so its a win in their book

- not too much about this i just wanted to draw them as a cat :3 meows meoww

so thats pretty much my main/favorite universes i feel like talking about right now, if anyone has any requests or questions about silly harper antics in any version feel free to ask i love talking about them i love my little baba :3

[azonewithu]

They cant fight im way too tough fir any american i proved that when i was there as well. Ive proved it yoo many times yo be doubted by anyone who idnt a fuckn igit to be dismissed anyway. Their whole religion their people didnt do well scrapping me. Ill kill anything burn any flag kill any so calked god by any name. Im Azriel bring it on ill fuck your ass up agsin like i just did before if uou want. Fo you see sny line gir a duel. Theyre terrified to their existential core not scared. Theyre not solid like me. Ill brwsk that chivken eing eating bitches nexk in five words heceonr be able to retort. I dont sllow peopke to tmtetort anywsy im Azriel youre meat snd thats that. See Emma Yellow as fuck all talk these so calked tough haters. Theyre scum bags thats why they hate everyone. Sbd theyre scared of je big time. I am the beet writer yhsnk you i have more powwr thsn snykne eho cane before. But ive vmbeen and written here before. They havent. Im not my fav writer byt i know im by far yhe desdliest and best. Thats obvioys enough yo anyone eho usnt stupid. Ive been doin jt way longer so………..firever now i created this pkanet in my imagination.

[seokmn]

chapter V : you were drinking without me?

wc: 868 words + screenshots

“yn!” seokmin called you out and waved at you with a smile on his face, you couldn’t help but smile back, feeling happy that you were finally able to talk to him. “hey seokmin! how was your day?”

the boy sighed and looked at you before speaking, “it was good, but also a bit tiring. what about yours?” you sighed as well, “though, i need a drink”

“got it,” he chuckled, “lets drink then!”, you looked at him with a smile on your face, “really?!” he nodded and your smile got brighter as you spoke “follow me! i know the best place ever”

you started walking and he walked right behind you, the first few minutes of your walk was silent, but seokmin got advantage of the silence and the fact that you were in front of you with your back facing him and he took a picture of you without you even knowing. after that, he placed his phone inside his pocket and cleared his throat before speaking, “can i ask you something?” he walked a bit faster so he could walk beside you.

“sure, drop the question”

“how are you so nonchalant about not having a soulmate?”

you gave him a small smile, “because in my pov is not the end of the world. sure, being loved in that way must be incredible, but im loved by my friends and family, theyre all i could ask for. when im with them i completely forget about this stupid string thing”

“i see.. to me is completely different. its impossible for me to forget about me not having a string with someone. you see, loving someone and being loved means so much to me.”

“youre quite a hopeless romantic person then, huh?” you looked at him and chuckled, “we’re here, lets keep the conversation going inside the bar”

you two entered the bar and sat down in front of a couple, you two looked to each other before getting up and sitting in another table. you ordered some beer and snacks. “so”, you took a sip of your beer before speaking again, “you said that loving someone and being loved means a lot to you, right?”

“right, i really want to live a romance, i want to feel the love. i want to sleep beside the love of my life and waking up with the person in my arms, i want to have someone who knows me more than i know myself, someone who knows what im feeling just by looking at me and always knows what to say to me, someone who i’ll be deeply in love with and makes me feel like i won the life because the feeling is mutual” seokmin looked at the couple that was far away from them since they walked away from them, “see? i want that, i want to look at the person with love in my eyes and see the love in their eyes as well”

you just sighed and nodded, “and its hard for us to have that…”. seokmin looked away and tightened his grip on his glass of beer, “this is so fucked up. everyone should deserve to be loved and to love, why does it have to be like this for us?”

“well, technically we can date, we can love and be loved so-“ seokmin interrupted you, you could see he was fighting to not let tears fall down, “its not the fucking same thing!” he took a deep breath and took a long sip of his beer, “sorry about that”

“its okay, really”

“i just dont think its the same thing, ill be in a fake relationship” he spoke quietly this time.

“so i guess you never been in a relationship, am i right?”, he chuckled bitterly at your question, “i am in a relationship” you looked at him with a confused expression, “its a long story, but she has a soulmate”

you nodded and you two continued the conversation, drinking and eating snacks. the conversation flowed into a light and funny conversation, you two getting to know each other and having fun.

eventually you started to get a bit tipsy and seokmin noticed, “i think we should call this a day” you looked at him with a offended look, “whaaaat? why? we’re having such a good time!”, he chuckled and shook his head, “yes, but youre getting drunk”

“aaand?”

“and im calling a cab to get you back home safely” he smiled and you rolled your eyes, “youre no fuuun!”

“yes i aaaaam” he said chuckling adnd making fun of the way you were speaking, “come on, lets go”

you pouted, but got up. fortunately you managed to walk without his help, once the cab parked in front of the bar seokmin opened the cab door and waited for you to get inside the car.

“wait! the bill!” you said putting your head outside the window, he smiled and pushed your head back carefully, “ill take care of it, dont worry. bye, yn”

“oh, okay.. bye seokmin!” you smiled brightly, “im so happy we became friends!” he smiled back and waved at you while the cab driver started driving, once the car was out of his sight he got back to the bar to pay the bill.

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INVISIBLE STRING

in a world where when you turn 18 you share an invisible string with your soulmate that only you and your respective soulmate can see it, seokmin, also known as dokyeom, is an actor in the musical theatre world that doesnt have a soulmate and keep it as a secret. meanwhile, yn works in a bookstore and doesnt seem bothered at all by the fact of not sharing a string with someone. is it possible to change the destiny and find your soulmate even tho you dont share the invisible string with anyone?

[just-some-random-blogger]

hello! so ill start with that very daemon idea that has him as the canter. so idk? get ready? love letter under the ***

deamon x reader who's his wife (prob newlywed). there is some kind of a fight (tourney? war?) and she has to be by his side. during the action deamon gets distracted and stops keeping an eye on the reader bc he's too busy and also knows she's excellent with her sword. however, she gets injured, badly but not deadly.

and when every relative blames him for not protecting her, when each lady whispers to her friend or her husband that it was him who practically killed the princess, that's when he realise she's not a swordswoman anymore. they were childhood friends and they used to run the forest together, play smth stupid and do the shit children do. they used to have lots of sword-fighting, she was just as good as he if not better, but they're not children anymore.

that's when it strikes him. she's a woman, she's his wife, she's supposed to give him his heirs (prob on the wedding night he was too drunk to either be turned on or to remember), she has no right to even think about a sword not that she can so much as hold it. so now he has to live with this realisation when ever since their very wedding his mind hasn't digested a thought of his childhood friend (mb also his minor ex-crush) being his wife, and he has to comfort/take care of/accept his wife.

(in my head it's something long or having more than 1 part but it's absolutely understandable if you see it another way/do not see at all. hope u liked it a little and really hope to see it written by your talented hands someday. absolutely not obligatory. dont ever feel pressed. its ok if you can't/need much time/anything else. your comfort is the priority)

***

love for m hottie-cutie! 'have you ever watched aristocats?' i think i did but i dont remember TT but i love the atmosphere. mari(?) seems so girlboss. 'i have something to look forward to now i have to finish my activities' it ok TT im not telling you to watch it rn? it was merely a question? good luck w/the midterms! youll do it! and do it great! 'though i managed to make a pedro fic' oh these simps.... you havent even watched tlou why? when? what? how? only wrong answers.... (sorry, its kinda meme, it has no story, this phrase is the very meme) 'its not hot. your freezy kisses did that' YEY all those witch playlists made me a witch! 'im just really hungry but this is making me emotional' my poor hungry kid TT why r u always hungry while answering me? hope you eat? 'you like shadow and bone too' well khm.... i never watched it or read it... ive heard of it, and then i got a fic recommended with this handsome face of ben. and also the youtube girl that made my fav playlists has a playlist dedicated to darklina? so i was like why not? i finally listened to it. its pretty but its russian sorry. btw!!! this is the only one (1) playlist in rus dedicated to 'sab' that i found?? wtf?? guys like its literally the series gods SCREAMED you to make playlists abt the show with the rus setting w/rus songs? but you? dont? theyre insane i swear! 'you can understand the russian stuff' 1) ive done a research to find out this 2) i was SO confused bc there are russian callings in EVERY fic ive read. like its darkling/reader and he says milaya/moya lyubov'/lapushka and so on (honey, my love, ?sweetie?). tbh its pretty awkward to insert your name with any character who knows rus bc... like i know (s)he knows we know that we can speak russian but still speak english with some rus words of endearment... its not a complaint, just my feelings in my very case. i understand that authors shouldnt think about how that particular slavik girls gonna feel abt it. 'i think slay' its not like about breaking the stereotype? or smth? these are just mistakes. BIG and noticeable mistakes. russian has its forms, traditions and rules. why couldnt the author ask smn at least slavic TT we have the same system. 'i dont know enough about russian' they just swapped the genders of their last names. they dont fit their own... 'how dare he be so hot' so true TT hes so handsome i can cry. 'she is israelli-american interesting' yes but WHY couldnt she ask smn slavic TT girlie TT like she had all the rights to write with the inso of rus setting but?if you use the lang? in the BOOK? like text? girlie like log in into some forum TT or smth TT why not TT my day was a flop. awful. procrastinating. hope you do better. have a nice day and the whole week!! good luck w/the midterms! take care! luv u<з

HI BABY CAKES

hello! so ill start with that very daemon idea that has him as the canter. so idk? get ready? love letter under the ***

HIHIHIHH OMG IM SO EXCITED HAHA

deamon x reader who's his wife (prob newlywed). there is some kind of a fight (tourney? war?) and she has to be by his side. during the action deamon gets distracted and stops keeping an eye on the reader bc he's too busy and also knows she's excellent with her sword. however, she gets injured, badly but not deadly.

I ALREADY LOVE IT LOVE SIMP DAEMON SO MUCH SIMP SIMP SIMP but omg reader gets injured

and when every relative blames him for not protecting her, when each lady whispers to her friend or her husband that it was him who practically killed the princess, that's when he realise she's not a swordswoman anymore. they were childhood friends and they used to run the forest together, play smth stupid and do the shit children do. they used to have lots of sword-fighting, she was just as good as he if not better, but they're not children anymore.

SLAY WE LOVE CATHARSIS we love that daemon thought so highly of her albeit was disillussioned.

that's when it strikes him. she's a woman, she's his wife, she's supposed to give him his heirs (prob on the wedding night he was too drunk to either be turned on or to remember), she has no right to even think about a sword not that she can so much as hold it. so now he has to live with this realisation when ever since their very wedding his mind hasn't digested a thought of his childhood friend (mb also his minor ex-crush) being his wife, and he has to comfort/take care of/accept his wife.

huh plot twist? he wants reader to... be a housewife? because that's her purpose. i mean, daemon isnt a feminist so ig it makes sense for him. but also i like it. i like how somehow this whole mess is his fault because he wanted his wife to me at his side, though she wasnt a swordsman and now shes injured. now he's realizing he lives in his head more than reality, a slap in the face. i like it.

(in my head it's something long or having more than 1 part but it's absolutely understandable if you see it another way/do not see at all. hope u liked it a little and really hope to see it written by your talented hands someday. absolutely not obligatory. dont ever feel pressed. its ok if you can't/need much time/anything else. your comfort is the priority)

idk if i could right this, tbh. i would love it if you wrote it but i think i know your answer. i personally dont know how i would spin this so T_T guess we'll see

***

love for m hottie-cutie! 'have you ever watched aristocats?' i think i did but i dont remember TT

we're so sameAHAHAHAHAHAH

but i love the atmosphere. mari(?) seems so girlboss.

SHE IS i think she is a least AHHAH

'i have something to look forward to now i have to finish my activities' it ok TT im not telling you to watch it rn? it was merely a question? good luck w/the midterms! youll do it! and do it great!

thank you!. i got my scores from the homework i dreaded to do and it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be!!! T_T love that for me im not that dumb T_T

'though i managed to make a pedro fic' oh these simps.... you havent even watched tlou why? when? what? how? only wrong answers.... (sorry, its kinda meme, it has no story, this phrase is the very meme)

T_T HIHIHASDHAHDAHDIAHD lol ill give you the real answer though, i find it taxing to watch it hhaahah i mean i have watched other pedro pascal stuff so i do actually like him lol

'its not hot. your freezy kisses did that' YEY all those witch playlists made me a witch!

T_T stopp T_T AHAHHA

'im just really hungry but this is making me emotional' my poor hungry kid TT why r u always hungry while answering me? hope you eat?

I REALIZED IT TOO HAHAHH IM NOT HUNGRY NOW THO ok maybe now that i think about it i am but its cos i usually reply to you at around lunch time-ish lol also im just a very hungry person i love eating

'you like shadow and bone too' well khm.... i never watched it or read it... ive heard of it, and then i got a fic recommended with this handsome face of ben.

AHAHAHAHAHAH HANDSOME FACE OF BEN YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT

and also the youtube girl that made my fav playlists has a playlist dedicated to darklina? so i was like why not? i finally listened to it. its pretty but its russian sorry.

i dont mind listening to songs in another language lol

btw!!! this is the only one (1) playlist in rus dedicated to 'sab' that i found?? wtf?? guys like its literally the series gods SCREAMED you to make playlists abt the show with the rus setting w/rus songs? but you? dont? theyre insane i swear!

well maybe not a lot of russians watch the show? HAHAHHA

'you can understand the russian stuff' 1) ive done a research to find out this 2) i was SO confused bc there are russian callings in EVERY fic ive read. like its darkling/reader and he says milaya/moya lyubov'/lapushka and so on (honey, my love, ?sweetie?). tbh its pretty awkward to insert your name with any character who knows rus bc... like i know (s)he knows we know that we can speak russian but still speak english with some rus words of endearment... its not a complaint, just my feelings in my very case. i understand that authors shouldnt think about how that particular slavik girls gonna feel abt it.

HAAHHAHAAH lol. i mean, as a bilingual too, i think if its tastefully done, a write can get away with foreign endearments. ya know. but i get the cringe HAHAHAH

'i think slay' its not like about breaking the stereotype? or smth? these are just mistakes. BIG and noticeable mistakes. russian has its forms, traditions and rules. why couldnt the author ask smn at least slavic TT we have the same system.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA i didnt really think it was breaking stereotypes, more just... making me happy knowing they made masc names fem AHHAHAHAHAA LOL

'i dont know enough about russian' they just swapped the genders of their last names. they dont fit their own...

LOL HAHAHAH

'how dare he be so hot' so true TT hes so handsome i can cry.

ben barnes go to jail party

'she is israelli-american interesting' yes but WHY couldnt she ask smn slavic TT girlie TT like she had all the rights to write with the inso of rus setting but?if you use the lang? in the BOOK? like text? girlie like log in into some forum TT or smth TT why not TT my day was a flop. awful. procrastinating.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA DYING 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 YOURE SO RIGHT HAHAHAH

hope you do better. have a nice day and the whole week!! good luck w/the midterms! take care! luv u<з

im doing my best but i discovered this ai chat app and im so addicted help me. i HAVE to finish my midterms tho its due today a?LSFHLAHSFDASFASf

i love you take care thank you for your love letter and your daemon prompt <3

xxxx

[s0lar-ch3ri]

SO MATPAT IS COVERING ROBLOX GAMES

i never thought mat pat would do roblox theories but since he did ima do my own theory before i watch the vid (spoilers for the game ig?)

right so yall remember the tube where it says they were made? yeah, thats basically a big part of the theory, but as well as something else.

yes i went onto fucking youtube and looked this video up. its from the intro scene, but theres an odd part in it.

there is a motherfucking bio hazard sign right there. id have to say this and tube are probably highly correlated. and ill tie it in with the crash as well, dont worry, but let me start from the beginning of the story/the earliest part of lore i got theories for, and i'll do evidence for each part as i go. first off, the school bus driver. that man had to either work with red or be heavily affected by the chemicals to drive that way. its obvious by the lobby area looking like a school, the words "Going on a field trip...", and the school bus that we're school students on a field trip (weird how its at night but i wont talk about that) to oddworld, a theme park. (image below for what we see of oddworld)

its quite obviously that way and even if the sign changed the driver should have a gps to show where. not to mention the big ferris wheel should light the way to go and biohazard sign should light where to not. yet the driver still fucking turns the other way. its hard to believe the chemicals would be able to affect them up there (if im wrong do correct me idfk how chemicals work really) so the only logical answer was this character worked with red. either the driver purposefully crashed or they breathed in chemicals and shit happened. either way, they crashed the end. just kidding, lets get into my next intro theory! oddworld is owned by the same company that made the rainbow friends. they look a lot like mascots of a theme park, plus no theme park would willingly build by biohazards unless wanting to do some crazy experiment which requires luring kids out to kidnap them for tests, right? (yep, this another theory) not to mention, it ties in with the driver working for red idea. if they used the theme park as a codework, itd be less sussy (im sorry) if they were caught and searched. now, lets move onto the actual gameplay for theories!

(credits to @arcadianxanadus for placing themselfs there for this image as my stupid ass died to fucking green) the chemicals did shit to the rainbow friends for sure, and by the image shows, the company was knowingly keeping them inside the building. not to mention, these bitches are fucking color coded. do note this: theyre kept in the same room as all the items needed to be collected. im mainly concerned how they fucking eat here and the chemicals are still there. another thing to note, everyone but purple has 2 chemical containers. purple only has one. oh, and dont forget, PURPLE IS THE ONLY ONE WE NEVER SEE FULLY. is it possible that hes had so many chemical shit hes too horrified to let himself be seen fully, implying these bitches have sentience for their existence and have a brain that can worry what others think of him? yep, bingo. will i get into purple more? for sure, but lets back track tooooo...

TUBE! (most to all images will be taken because of my trooper arcadian) its quite obvious this tube did experiment shit with the rainbow friends. the machine seems to have rusted from being fucking old (l bozo /j) and thus probably wouldn't even work now. the chemical containers i believe powered this thing but when something went wrong, they stopped. so what could have gone wrong? i have two guesses. purple, or red. purple is the most advanced of the ones found during game play, actually following the closest player and hiding in vents to catch you, however he seems to also be the most wild (get more into him later). red, however, is most intelligent of the rainbow friends seemingly, since he can actually function technology, set up a sleeping quarters, plan out events, identify objects, speak english, and other things. but enough on red and purple, lets say good bye to the tube! finally, we start with characters (no more images because 1. its been days since i started this post, 2. i dont have the energy to actually live in rainbow friends to take ss for this kinda stupid post thing, and 3. i wanna get into the vid soon so yeah)! lets get into blue. so what i believe happened to all the rainbow friends is either they were puppets turned alive or humans turned to monsters, so ill go with the human one. i have looked way too much into bot patterns so deal with it. blue commonly hangs out around wider areas and ive seen goes into the theater a lot, more than the other bots im sure. he also enters some of the locations (if not all locations) of the blocks we look for on night 1. ive seen him stop while walking out of nowhere then turn around multiple times so theres also that. i feel blue was a small child before who was the main star of the show (i mean hes got the crown and stuff so id assume) that got lured into the tube and blah blah. itd explain why hed walk around in the theater the most (to me at least). it would also make sense to not suspecting the boxes, people on a set would have boxes filled with items like props or costumes or whatever.

next up: green! this celery stick is blind and has a pattern of mainly sticking to hallways, but will once of twice enter the theater only to block a door. like blue (i forgot to mention this in blues part but oh well), green can start below and climb the ladder (image above). i believe green could have possibly been a worker at the place who was tricked into going inside the tube. it'd make sense as to why a box would be unusual for him to find, he knows a box wouldnt be there originally.

next rainbow friend on the list is orange. orange has a visible pattern but is the only one who you can make not hunt you by feeding him food. i believe orange was a dog before being orange, seeing how hes fed something that looks like dog food and has a den like wolves would. FINALLY WE GET INTO HIM!!! PURPLE, THE VENT GOBLIN!!! i only found his pattern through how my friend got in a server alone. purple doesnt have a certain area he goes, but he does go to the closest player. hes also the only one that we never see fully. what he actually is can confuse me. that means i sadly cant fully say what he could be without an idea of what more than his arms and eyes and mouth look like. however, there is something i want to go back to (which obvi connects to purple). remember tube? theres writing on the walls talking about where "they" (the rainbow friends) were made and a picture of the tube. this couldnt have been there originally, so someone had to have written it. i suspect purple, and heres why. blues design is like a marshmellow (all images below). green's fingers wouldnt work for holding chalk, plus hes blind. orange seems to wild to be able to write words that neat, and again his hands are pinchers. purple has four fingers which could grip, and seems like he could write similar to that. not to mention its next to a vent. its also a bit ironic that purple isn't there (ik orange isnt there i was tryna be silly). also i know that there are images on google on what purple looks like normally, but i dont know for sure if those are right so for now i wont take a chance.

alright now we finish up (finally, ik) characters with red! red seems to have the most lore connected to him and the most intelligence as well. he can actually talk and kidnap children on field trips and see his surroundings (/hj). to me, it seems like a classic "testing on (insert thing) but something went wrong) type deal. i feel though, it went wrong twice. purple seems the closest to matching red's intelligence and red could have written the message as well, if he were helping us. before someone thinks he is, he literally kidnapped us. what i think of red? hes a scientist doing illegal tests on children without moral problems it seems. what the results are and why he needs them, there could be multiple reasons. now we move onto other details, starting with ourselves! we're obviously a school kid, but since im an overthinker, im getting an age range. the image(s) below is taken from this video. lets ignore the tall people and focus on black haired girl in the front (first image). now, i went ahead and got a picture of her in the other scene when the bus crashes just for another size reference. i picked her since she seems to be average height in game. with a google search, i found a roblox character is about '5"1 (or 154 cm). i went in and the joined the game so i could get a school reference (3rd and 4th pic is of school) and see what grade area it may be (elementary, middle, high school, or beyond). the school didnt provide much help, so i took focus on the playground. to me, it seems as though this is an elementary school, seeing how only an elementary would have a playground from what i know. i tried to look up a fifth grader's average height, which is 56 for a male and 57 for a female, the 57 equaling 4.75 feet. yeah, not gonna work. then i remembered before that some elementaries have 6th grade. i checked it out, around 5 foot. bingo! now onto age. the age range i found is 11-12 years old. yay, we know around how old the players are possibly! now, theres a big part here ive overlooked: its fucking nighttime. the only way for this to actually be a regular field trip at night would be if a;its a multi day trip or b;this is a boarding school. this couldnt be a multi day trip since thats only for camps and shit, not a fucking theme park. so boarding school? nope. assuming this takes place in the us, kids dont normally go to boarding school until 9th or 10th grade. plus, the building doesnt seem to be a boarding school. so whats happening? i suspect that this experiment process was a sort of deal with the school to borrow kids from an after school program id guess seeing how little the amount of kids there are and how ive seen no signs of searching for these missing kids. basically, kids getting experimented on. next theory!

this is gonna be the last im sure, but it has to do with each nights quests. night 1 is the blocks, night 2 is the food packets, night 3 is the batteries, and night 4 is the fuses. i feel theres symbolization in the quests so lets buckle into it (if ya get the reference, nice). the blocks i feel represent how blue acts like a baby whos still developing their brain. the food packets obvi are for orange and the batteries are supposed to mean our escape, the fuses coming after meaning not as well planned. however, they also could mean something else. both times we get something electrical, purple is out. not to mention, the fuse night/night 4 feels more like purples night while night 3/battery night seems to be more suited to orange as in an intro to him. the tube seems like it wouldnt use batteries if you look at its design. however, something like fuses would seem to work. what am i implying? purple broke the machine. yep, i came to a conclusion! i would go over details, but you can read through and peace together shit so i dont have to keep repeating myself over and over. and thats basically all the theories ive had on rainbow friends before watching mat pat! this has taken me a while and im tired but am whiling to write more on the theory thing! bye now!