#TRAFFIC ENGINEER

[mapsengr]

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[nengineerings]

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[unbfacts]

In South Korea, some highways utilize rolling barrier systems with plastic rotating barrels. These barriers absorb impact energy and guide vehicles safely during collisions, reducing the risk of flipping.

[civilotterneer]

Today's Civil Engineering Highlight

Asked a neighboring county for crash records for a stretch of road I needed to design an entrance to a business for. The area is rather rural and in the desert and here are my favorite parts of the report:

80% of accidents involved cows. The term "collided with a cow" is very common.

There were no fatalities of humans in any accident. This makes the entries of "Ejected from vehicle at 85mph" "Ejected through rear window into truck bed" and the later "fully consumed by fire" even more interesting.

"Vehicle 1 Traveling on road at 65mph collided with 3 cows"

An entry that is literally only: "Veh vs cow". No other details provided.

An entry ending in "left the road edge and into the desert then was fully consumed by fire".

"Driver didn't know if he hit something in the road or just wandered off the road. But the driver wrecked the bike". Can't get the image of the biker being airborn suddenly and just being like "What happened?"

"Veh 1 collided with black cow as it limped off to the East. Veh 2 collided with already injured cow a second time as it limped off to the west. Cow was not found at scene." Wait, so not only was the cow hit twice, but it kept going? Dang, really had somewhere to go, didn't they? And no collisions nevermind two would stop them.

[balluprojects]

Aerial Traffic Drawings, 2024

@ Lisboa, Portugal

have a soft wednesday*

[nando161mando]

[elijones94]

🚂 James and an express coach

[szeengames123]

(via https://tf2.comic.studio/)

RED Heavy sees the RED Scout says “Who Parked the Car on the Sandwich?” and then BLU Engineer appears and he says “I Did” but Scout begins the rage and explode him instead. taken off TF2′s deathrun map, Traffic Jam.

the parody of asdfmovie scene

[elephantbitterhead]

There were 3 more piles of frog eggs in the pond this morning! That's at least 17 separate batches of eggs in there now, dramatically more than we've ever had before. It's going to be a boom year for frogs. I'd already created numerous ways for developing frogs to leave the pond, but today I added a branch bridge that touches the surface of the pond to make sure that the massive frog exodus doesn't result in traffic jams and extended amphibian travel times in the summer.

[nengineerings]

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[nocternalrandomness]

So what's yours? Comment below!

[smolsleepyfox]

When reports are like "The bridge was not designed for lateral stresses", as if that's the construction's fault when they're talking about a ship crashing into it.

Bitch, NO bridge is designed for that?? Do you hear yourself???

[mylove-thresher]

oc time bc I miss them…….

[seithr]

(karlach movement vc) honk honk

[whumpster-fire]

Mad geneticists this, mad physicists that, let's hear it for Mad Traffic Engineers. I want to see a really fucked up interchange with nine levels of swooping spaghetti ramps spread out over a 5 square mile area. Towering over the unimpressive skyline of the mid sized midwestern city where it's built. Streets and freeways weaving in and out with no conceivable pattern. There's an entire community encircled by it, in the shadow of one of its loops. Streets weave in and out with no rhyme or reason. You can drive from on ramp to on ramp indefinitely without ever leaving. There's a gas station inside the interchange in case you get lost. It includes the only 4-digit Interstate Highway, the other end of which just kind of meanders off into nowhere. There's also a stupid fucking light rail line running on the median of one of the freeways, with a completely pointless station in the middle of the tangled ramps. There's also a bike lane / pedestrian bridge running right through this clusterfuck for no conceivable reason because it takes at least an hour to get from end to end, until you understand that its true purpose is to provide a vantage point to appreciate the majesty of the interchange. When viewed from above the lanes form an eldritch glyph of ludicrous complexity that summons nameless beings from beyond the stars to laugh at the fucking interchange. The primary traffic is tourists from throughout the tri state area who come to visit the interchange, since it's otherwise kind of out of the way and not very useful.