#TW: Caps

[silly-gizmo]

ALERT ⚠️

THERE IS A DANGEROUSLY HIGH CHANCE OF SOMEONE PUTTING YOU IN A PILE OF SOFT WARM BLANKETS ALONG WITH LOTS OF SOFT FLUFFY KITTENS IT IS ADVISED FOR YOU TO HIDE IMMEDIATELY AND STAY CALM DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRAP UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!!

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

And this is where I’d put the Wicked: For Good trailer

IF I HAD ONE

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

LMK MOOTS I BEG OF YOU GO WATCH DREAMZZZ WE HAVE AN LMK WRITER NOW-

[moonlarkandpinetree]

Mystery twins headcanons ❤

starting off, I feel like Dipper would wear those long, baggy cargo pants; the kind that will make annoying noises no matter how quiet you try to be. Those ones.

Mabel is the kind of person, I believe, that every once in a while finds a new hobby she likes and buys/makes all the supplies and is completely obsessed with it for a week or more and then, suddenly forgets about it. Knows nothing of it for days. And then eventually remembers again and gets really into it again. It's a never-ending cycle.

I think that Dipper, maybe a summer or two before Gravity Falls canon, found the Lord of the Rings books and quickly fell in love. But everybody he tried to talk to them about thought he was weird or wouldn't listen for long, so he kept them to himself. But then, he discovered that Ford also is a LotR fan, and the hyperfixation returns at full force. Dipper introduces his great uncle to the Peter Jackson movies, and Mabel watches too but ONLY for Aragorn and Legolas. She fangirls over them in the background.

Mabel definitely had a Disney princess phase when she was 3-5 years old. And it was a major hyperfixation. Until one day she kinda just woke up and was over with it. The obsession never returned.

After weirdmageddon, Dipper started having nightmares. Like, really bad ones. And Mabel did too, but they weren't serious or anything. Kinda like random details mixed into normal dreams, contorting them into semi-nightmares. Anyways, Dipper's nightmares eventually get so bad that Mabel wraps him in a blanket, turns their bedding into a pillow fort on the floor, and sleeps there with him until he's over the hardest of it.

Mabel always has had a large collection of earrings. Y'know, she probably has enough to wear a new a pair everyday for a month or so. Then, for one of Dipper and she's birthdays (is that correct grammar?idk) she received one of those clay earring kits and now everybody she knows who has pierced ears has a pair of Mabel-created earrings.

Dipper started his own journal after the first Gravity Falls summer, but not like Ford's. Instead, it's more of a commonplace journal, filled with memories, doodles, school notes, random science facts, to-do lists, etc. Mabel decides to start a diary, too, and every night she writes in it about anything and everything. Every square inch of the cover is plastered in layers upon layers of stickers, each layer representing each of her many 'phases' and interests.

A few years in the future the twins get their first phones, and Mabel is absolutely 100% a Pinterest whisper girly. She eventually becomes really popular, with like hundreds of followers. And, every once in a while, she'll make a whisper related to her Gravity Falls summer, and her followers will think she's joking or talking about one of her many fandoms.

Speaking of Pinterest, one day Mabel decided Dipper needed an aesthetic so she looked up a few until he found one he liked. So, Mabel looked up outfit ideas under that aesthetic, and she's the only reason any of Dipper's outfits match.

Mabel had a Disney fairies phase she still hasn't gotten over.

Feel free to use these for yourself, but make sure to credit me too please ❤ I'll probably update this at some point with more headcanons

[simplysebby]

top surgery call that PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF MY TITS PLEASE GOD OH FUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[luna1nth3mo0n]

GUYS MY PARENTS ARE IN VEGAS AT THE SAME TIME AS TOMMY FUCKING INNIT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

[itsalyxh0n3i]

the things i would do to harvey from stardew valley. it should be a crime for him to be THAT slutty. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

DOC GIVES GOOD CUDDLES

YES YES 100 TIMES YES

[thedeadestmeme]

i am. sobbing. i’m in so much despair right now. i am currently taking my past self by the shoulders and shaking them for all they’re worth bc WHY DIDN’T YOU READ THE MANGA BEFORE THIS. YOU COMPLETE FOOL. YOU SAW THE WARNING SIGNS AND IGNORED THEM. AND NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR ERROR. i am,,, so sad,,,

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Not that anybody cares, but my absolute biggest gripe that I have with The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement is that Mia’s mom misses the entire wedding/Mia breaking off the engagement to stand up for herself and change the law requiring queens of Genovia to be married. She misses that entire thing because she’s changing her baby’s diaper. Like are you kidding me??? You’d miss your daughter’s wedding to change a diaper? A royal wedding??? Get your husband or one of the royal maids to do it! Or maybe don’t bring a baby along in the first place? I’m sure Genovia has daycare. (And before you say that having Mia’s stepfather miss the wedding is the same as having her mom miss the wedding, um, no. Like I’m sorry but her former teacher can afford to miss the wedding more than her mother and that’s the tea) And how does changing a diaper take that long??? And then when you come back from changing the diaper, you go “what’d I miss?” YOUR DAUGHTER’S WEDDING! YOU MISSED YOUR DAUGHTER’S WOULD-BE WEDDING-TURNED GENOVIAN LAW CHANGE!

[ethel-stuff]

YALLS, PLEASE GO WATCH THIS THEY NEED MORE LOVE OML

ITS 48 SECONDS OF ANIMATION AND IT ONLY HAS 200K VIEWS THIS IS CRIMINAL PLEASE PLEASE GO GIVE THEM SOME LOVE THANK YOU <3

[silly-gizmo]

I NEED TO PUT MY SONA ON EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE RN 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🙏

I WILL NOT LEAVE THIS EARTH UNTIL SHE IS EVERYWHERE!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[bisexual-birdy]

what the absolute fuck was that. so carolyn looped in MI6 as a way to come back??? and she gave up villainelle??? WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT CUBA????

yeah i knew i wasnt gonna be able to accept canon as real. in my ending carolyn and villainelle remain besties and eve and villainelle live happily ever after

[old-that-little-fucking-shit]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH THEY SAID THE THING

THEY SAID THE GET IN THE WATER THING

ARENT YOU TIRED POSEIDON HOW LONG WILL THIS GO?

IT WILL GO ON AS LONG AS I CONTINUE TO EXIST.

YOU ALL ACT AS THOUGH I WAS NOT BORN OF PURE ENERGY AND SPITE, IN A TIME WHERE THE PRIMORDIAL FATES WERE PAST "CHILDREN" AND INTO A REBELLION. I WAS NOT BORN TO BE A "CHILD" OR A "BROTHER" OR WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE YOU THINK I WAS BORN TO BE--I WAS BORN AS A WEAPON. THE BANE OF KRONOS, THE ONE POWERHOUSE THAT CAN SLOW THE FORCES OF TIME JUST LONG ENOUGH SO THAT THEY HAVE A CHANCE. I CAN COMMAND OCEANS, THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEANT TO BE CONTROLLED. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP YOU CAN COME TO BE KNOWING EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING FROM SUCH A YOUNG AGE? THERE IS NO STOP AND THERE NEVER WILL BE A STOP. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP AND I WILL NEVER KNOW HOW TO STOP. SO STOP PUTTING YOUR PUNY LITTLE MORALS ON ME AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

[not-mary-sue]

So, how can Abby see the ghosts? She seems to be able to see them before Mike starts work. Can all kids see them? Is it because William took her brother presumably before she was born? Is Abby just...like that? ANSWER ME, SCOTT

[twistedglass]

Me: PLEASE, game. I really want Jamil in his DORM uniform. Game: You want Jamil; got it. Me: Remember, I said DORM uniform. Game: Jamil, right! You want him. Me: Not SCHOOL. Not P.E. Not LAB WEAR.... Game: I got it, I got~! Me: C'mon…… Game: SCHOOL UNIFORM~! :D Me: ……..Why are you like this?