#Talking.♤

[the-void-via]

HE HAS SUCH A CUTE SMILE

[squisheycat]

DOODLE DUMP FANTASY LIFE

Im about to be real annoying about this because FANTASY LIFE i RELEASES NEXT MONTH!!!!

[mx-paradox]

post-match sex with shidou where he's so worked up that doggy style turns into prone bone from how hard he's fucking you into the mattress

[jumjum-crafts]

jummzz .... joumimyyy ...........

im dyingh. .. .......... i am pn my deathbed ......

the only thing i wanr to see in my lazt few momentz iz ur very beautiful tony ......... being romantical and charming and beautiful .................... [with any character of ur choice . im not particularly picky]

bpleaze jummy ........ i dont have mych time left .............. make my dying wish come true ... oh pleaze dearezt friend of mine .........

[on a seriouz note : IM SOSO HAPPY FOR U !!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD U GOT SO FAR IM GLAD PPL APPRECIATE U FOR THE HARD WORK U PUT INTO UR ART N WRITING ND STUFF !!!!!!!!!! IF I WAZ THERE WITH U . ID BUY U A MEAL . TRUZT ME I WOULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LITERALLY UR BIGGEZT FAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X333 IM SO HAPPYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Guys look at how normal my friend is about Tony the talking clock dhmis <33

1# Request (open)

Bonus because this has been sitting in my inbox for so long I'm SORRYYY

[k1xn4a]

changing my pfp after 1yr+ becuase why not!!:!;!!:!:$/!/!

anyways look at cutie

[amiizuki]

it will be forever funny to me how the flashback portraits of Wittebrothers made Caleb seem like he's had packing peanuts for a brain

(this post ended up becoming quite lengthy, and so did the tags somehow, because I kinda devolved into a rant closer to the end of writing this whole thing, so bear with me here)

so we know that Philip and Caleb became orphans when both of them were still kids. after that, they ended up in Gravesfield and, to fit in with everyone else who lived there, picked up witch hunting and started thinking that witches are pure evil. Caleb knew perfectly well that he's the only family Philip's had left and that he even may be his his only friend, since, judging by the portraits, they've only ever hung out with each other and we don't know if those two ever made any other actual friends.

until one day, during a witch hunt he and Philip were both a part in (something Caleb seemed happy to do, judging by his smirk there), he met a witch – Evelyn – someone he's been taught to hate and want dead by the townsfolk. someone who, again, in his mind, should be evil.

but he just suddenly does a 180 and goes "damn, you can make fire with your hands, you're actually pretty cool"

and then a few days (?) of talking to her later, he's running off to live with her in the Demon Realm, while simultaneously not giving a single fuck about the brother he's abandoning.

(he even runs off with a smile, with a literal :D face, I fucking can't lmao)

Philip ends up seeing Caleb get dragged off through a weird portal and later follows along, thinking something like "no, my brother wouldn't just up and abandon me without saying anything. he probably got captured by that witch we saw together that one time! she probably used some demon magic to bewitch Caleb and took him through that portal to kill him or worse! I gotta go save him!". and, after spending god knows how long in that realm, searching endlessly for his missing older brother, he eventually finds him. but he also finds that Caleb is not only perfectly okay and not hurt in the slightest, he's also peacefully walking together with the same witch who "captured" him, even holding hands with her.

and when enraged Philip tries to attack Evelyn, to protect Caleb from the witch who took him from his home, from his brother, still thinking that Caleb's under her control, Caleb just... gives him a hug and goes on to introduce the witch as his new wife to him (I'm assuming that portrait is the same day as the other three, if not the same scene), also adding on top of that that they're having a child. all as if nothing happened. treating the whole thing like everything's perfectly okay and just another normal day, fully ignoring the fact that he threw his brother away with no care or thought, leaving him completely alone, a full orphan, now with zero actual family left (in TTT, during their backstory, it's said that "Caleb did his best to take care of his younger brother", meaning that either they never got adopted in Gravesfield, or whoever adopted them didn't give a shit about the two, so they still mostly had to fend for themselves), all to go smash some random 5 out of 10 witchussy he talked to, like, 3 times. no fucking wonder Philip killed him!

(btw, jokes aside, it didn't seem like he intended to kill Caleb, because in that portrait where he's ready to kill with a knife in his hand, he's facing forward, while Caleb is actually to his left. so it just looks to me like Philip was gonna try to kill Evelyn again, and Caleb either jumped in front of her to protect her and got accidentally stabbed or he attacked Philip back, to, again, protect Evelyn, and Philip ended up winning that fight. but that's just my theory)

my brother in literal christ and literal titan – why in the FUCK are you just hugging it out with a smile on your face??? you ran off while giving absolutely no warning to anyone, especially your younger brother! why do you think he's here and actively trying to attack you and your new wife? you're not even trying to address the fact that you left him! at least when Luz ran off to a different realm without warning, she had a "I'm still at the camp" cover, so Camila wouldn't worry that much about where her daughter is, and even then she still felt bad for leaving her mother and planned to go back home once summer was over. this chucklefuck, on the other hand, just permanently portaled away to the Boiling Isles, knocked up a witch and fully settled down there, walking around with a big ol' smile and no care in the world. "Philip who? never heard of him"

the only thing that would sorta make this situation seem better (as in, not make Caleb seem like an overly naive ignorant brick), in my opinion, is if they added one more portrait – after the one where he meets the witch, but before the one where he leaves. in that portrait, Caleb would look like he's trying his best to convince Philip that witches aren't actually evil, and perhaps even try to get him to go live with them in the Demon Realm, all the while Philip's looking at him with either disagreement/disappointment/disgust or just rolling his eyes and full on ignoring him, while sharpening his witch hunt tools or something. then it would look like Caleb at least tried to make his brother change his mind, like he tried to offer him a chance to go with them. but no. with the way the portraits look in the final version it just seems like Caleb was fully on-board with killing witches since he was young, even pulling his younger brother along to think the same way, Philip also thought that Caleb was perfectly fine with killing witches, but once he actually meets a real witch (assuming they've never met one before) he instantly pulls an uno reverse card and just runs off with her, without so much as telling his brother beforehand.

I'm not trying to say that "Belos should've been redeemed, because he's the victim here and Caleb is bad and it's all his fault". he still murdered his brother and went on to manipulate everyone on Boiling Isles for centuries, with his end goal being the death of all witches, while simultaneously being stuck in the loop of "denial" and "bargaining" stages of grief – repeatedly trying and failing to recreate a perfect copy of Caleb, but also killing each one that came out wrong or went against him. Belos not being redeemed in the end was the right choice (ignoring the "Belos was always le bad" from King's dad), I agree with that. frankly, if he actually got redeemed in the end, I'd probably be seething for the next 3 to 5 years, like how I did after the Diamonds' "redemptions" in SU (yes I'm still pissed about that lol). I'm just saying that, from what was shown to us, Caleb didn't seem like that good of a person either, not as bad as Belos ended up being, but still not that great. and, once again, seemingly had a raisin for a brain.

(off topic, but during Masha's retelling of Wittebane's backstory, their "sounds like big bro got a hot witch girlfriend and little bro got upset" line was so fucking cringe, it gave me a fever for 3 days the first time I watched the episode)

k, rant over, I dunno what else to add

TL;DR: I think Caleb was dumb as a brick, because, from what was shown to us in their backstory, he seemed to have run off to Demon Realm and abandon Philip without telling him anything beforehand. when Philip came to BI to look for his brother, who he assumed was under control of the witch who "took" him, since he thought his last living family member wouldn't just abandon him, and when he eventually found him, and it turned out he wasn't in any danger at all, Caleb just brushed the whole "I left you for witchussy" thing under the rug and pretended everything was and is perfectly fine, even though it clearly isn't. rip bozo

[husk-not-whiskers]

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Please reblog and share some of your favorite rp accounts! This whole thing is about community, and with Hazbin hotel somewhat slowing down, having a community is even more important now than ever!

[xefrostritohlover69]

wanna know more about me? read this!!!

yo, im dave, sol or two time

im 13 years old, so dont be creepy!

im a gay trans dude

im a fictionkin and got my names from my kins

if youre wondering what pronouns to use, its all on my pronouns.cc and my strawpage as well as my bio ;)

violet blood, derse dreamer, knight of heart (maybe prince of doom?) and avid xefros enjoyer (no duh)

i follow back btw so if you get a notif of me following you thats just me following you back because i decided that youre cool

i have a dni but i generally block freely

my asks and art reqs are open, just shoot an ask and ill answer!

DNI LIST!!!

TERF, Transmed/Tucute, MDNI accounts because im a kid, slimetok, pedo/zoo/necro, anti-alterhuman/anti-fur/anti-therian, cleantok and generally rude people, oh, and WEIRD doublefedora shippers

im chill with adults following me as long as they keep it sfw

TAGS ON MY BLOG!!! (all of these are attached to the post, except 4 two!)

#♦ sollux's textposts ♣ <- my text post tag

#♥ dave's drabbles ♠ <- either for my fanfics or just images, memes or other things like that

#♠ ds talks ♠ <- my videos

#♠♤ vent tag ♤♠ <- as it looks, my vent tag

#♥♦♠♣ art tag <- ditto

#♠ ds reblogs ♥ <- my unused reblog tag lol

#♦sol answers♥ <- my ask tag

#♠nsfw lux♥ <- any nsfw/suggestive/weird stuff i post (this stuff is posted due to my hypersexuality, please be patient with me <3) @/seketveggie requested i make this tag btw!

#🌀🐾 rant tag <- self explanatory, all my rants from after may 29th are on this tag

FANDOMS/IINTEREST!!!

httyd

cof/aom

tmc/the mandela catalog

homestuck

hiveswap

vast error

the walten files

fnaf

dhmis/dont hug me im scared

crk

general art (music, writing, painting, art, etc.)

forsaken

regretevator

BLINKIES AND STAMPS!!!!!! (none of these are mine btw)

[cheshitora]

currently thinking abt strangling baji with my bare hands (in both a kinky and murderous typa way)

[mateosal]

👐 name your top 3 choices to go for a ride with you on your motorcycle?

❝ Should preface this by saying, I don't let just anyone on my bike. But, if I had to answer.. Holly, since she already has. Elena.. and that girl that lives in the complex across from me and is always up at three in the morning, since it seems like she can't sleep either. ❞ — @hollyparkcr, @elenaduarte, @alarakcplan

[the-void-via]

Tags: @oya-oya-okay (though you'd get a kick outta this) @lovebugdrabbles

[squisheycat]

MER! MER COMIC!! (Part 2)

2/? Law meets some of the gang and is shown just how stubborn they all are :)) but yah this au is just so funky and fun!! :DD (might we see a one on one conversation next time??) ( :) )

[crystaldragonette]

Hii! If it's not to much trouble may I request Steve/Jeff fic where Jeff is singing and playing guitar for Steve? If not that's ok :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65003275

Hi! Sorry it too so long! But here you go! Though he does end up being a little shit later on!

[residentialsinyomakai]

Btw do you ever think about how Bruff used to be more like Roughraff and assumedly Badude (at least in the anime timeline). Btw do you think he's ever felt guilty for hurting people in the past. Btw do you ever think he fears getting angry enough to do it in the future. Btw do you ever think about how he went from solving things with violence to the power of friendship + being the best big brother ever. Btw do you think. If he'd had someone like that in his life when he was in a rougher period in his life he would have turned out differently. B. Btw did you know I'm normal about him

[husk-not-whiskers]

// hey im gonna run around and terrorize some peoples ask box’s. Like or rb if you give me permission to start somethin

[xoteajays]

i think the thing about writing blue b2 (and s2 of aib in general) is that i Do Not want to write the Ko♧ game or the Ko♢ game or the Jo♡ game. but theyre like. the whole plot of s2.