#hazbin hotel roleplay

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

From @hells-greatest-performers

Vox: I see I left you speechless with the image of our biological child that I created Alastor! Tell me, how does it feel to see such a creature of beauty?!

🎙“Eh..I suppose? Though I have never been fond of the idea of having children.” he shudders at the mere thought. How uncanny.📻

[king--of--ducks]

*An angel that Lucifer had never met before lands outside the hotel, water floating around his head instead of hair, a silver halo and dove-like wings. They hesitate on the doorstep raising a fist to knock the door before sighing, letting her hand make contact, not honestly expecting an answer*

( @ask-the-archs , Noah)

Briefly featuring the same person from the, now deactivated, @blitz-horsie-enthusiast blog!

After a moment, the door starts to open, with the one who opened it yelling at someone behind them.

🍎FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UNHOLY, BLITZØ, STOP PUTTING MENTOS IN YOUR COKE!🍎

No!

Lucifer sighed, mumbling something along the lines of “This fucking child”, before turning to whoever was at the door.

🍎Hello wayward sou—Oh what the fuck, you’re an angel.🍎

🍎I MEAN, Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Please tell me you’re not here to kill anyone, we have bad experience, so I have to make sure!🍎

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Vox, are you jealous of Alastor's rivalry with Lucifer?

"Pfft, of course not! It's not like Alastor can actually fight him like he does me! And besides, Luci and I get along great!"

[zestialmorde]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE

WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT

I DONT UNDERSTAND ITS LINGO

HELP

"What dost thou mean by saying thou dost not comprehend my 'lingo'? Art thou unfamiliar with the English tongue? Is it perchance thy second language? If not, I see no reason for confusion."

[radio-isnot-dead]

Do you wanna come over to Cannibal Town sometime?

Well, I don't see why not!

[hellishradio]

*Puts this in your arms and runs off*

"..."

[sockmanduckman]

IMPORTANT, PLEASE READ

TW—Mentions of suicide

THESE ROLEPLAY BLOGS ARE JUST ROLEPLAY, THEY AREN’T REAL! BUT THERE ARE REAL PEOPLE BEHIND THEM!

Real people are behind these blogs, and telling then to kill themselves is NOT okay in ANY capacity.

They might just be words on the internet to you, but these can actually hurt people. And if one of these mods followed through, the blood would be on your hands for saying that.

I didn’t ever imagine making a post like this, because I assumed it be a “no fucking shit” thing, but you jackasses are acting like toddlers.

And to the people saying “It’s just a joke!”, or “Don’t be so sensitive.” get bent, genuinely.

Don’t be a dumbass, and don’t tell people to kill themselves.

And if you have done shit like this, and someone leaks your ip address (because that’s what happens on the internet) I don’t fucking feel bad for you, you did it to yourself!

@charlie-morningstar666

@the-exterminator

@vox-tv-demon

@moonnighthowling666

@thelogicalimp

@alyxdefoisnthere

@headlessdeaddancer

@bad-boy-lover

@ask-velvette-official

@valentino-moth-man

@husk-not-whiskers

@fizzy-jezter

@xxsmilingdeerxx

@cherri-is-bomb

@the-original-dickmaster

@blitz-the-o-is-silent

@angeldust-real

@lovelyfeather

@lucifer-morningstar-real

@duck-with-le-knife

@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer

@mcalastor

@heavens-gatekeeper

@michael-the-morningstar

@theholyhealer

@theholymessenger

@fizzythefrog

@the-cowboy-of-wrath

[weapons-maker-carmilla]

If this post gets 150 notes I'll change the username to Carmilla-the-zestial-simp

[bindeds]

“oh don’t be so sour, vox! they’re only looking.”

“that’s the problem.”

actor al au where he dies and becomes a fox fallen angel! and also ends up with vox hehehe

actor al is based off of @hhactorauofficial’s blog please go check them out! i roleplay canon vox with them on @voxasks and @voxteks <3

[alastorthisisthetea]

Dove slept soundly in the bed, the beams of the sun warming her body. Sleep had been both friend and enemy to her, but Alastor's company had made it easier. Deep in her slumber, she had a different vision than what she would normally see.

A child.

This child was a clear combination of her and Alastor, her powers indescribable.

It wasn't possible, was it?

She awoke with a start, blinking at the window in confusion...and curiosity....

He had awoken had had watched her sleep. "You okay?" Alastor asked seeing as she was looking out the window.

[voxasks]

How big is your dick? 🥵

“never  measured  it  because  i'm  not,  i  don't  know—brad  from  high  school  tryna  convince  his  football  teammates  that  he's  the  shit,  but  from  past  experiences  maybe  eight?  nine?  all  i  know  is  that  it  gets  the  g-spot.”

[xxsmilingdeerxx]

Alastor, why are you so pretty?

🎙“Oh hush now! You flatter me” he chuckles softly his grin widening and hia ears twitching as he hummed📻

[king--of--ducks]

“Happy Father’s Day”

🍎People are always saying “Oh, happy father’s day” and expect the kids to do things for their dad. Which is great, but I wouldn’t qualify for this holiday without my lovely kids!🍎

🍎So I wanted to say, I love you, kids!🍎

@charlie-morningstar666

@damian-morningstar

@alyxdefoisnthere

@headlessdeaddancer

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Husk, if you were to take Angel out on a date, what would you do?

"Oh, uh... I guess I'd probably take him out to dinner. Somewhere nice. Preferably somewhere he hasn't been before. And then maybe take him dancing after."

"I bet it's been a while since he's been on a real date, so I'd want to make it special.... Not that this is actually happening, of course!"

[zestialmorde]

Carmilla doesn't say anything. She just grabs Zestial by the cloak and pulls him down into a kiss

@weapons-maker-carmilla

Zestial, taken aback, quickly recovers, closing his eyes and returning the kiss. His hands rest gently on her waist. When he pulls back, a flustered smile crosses his face. "That was quite… unexpected," he murmurs.

[mama-vaggie]

New concept:

The "hate blog" that's been sending us all mean anons isn't really a hate blog.

They're the fussiest, littlest, most crybaby regressor that the caregivers see. Let's all treat them as such. Put them down for a nap. Pop a binki in their mouth. Spoon feed them while making the silly sounds that our good kiddos love so much.

Give the fussy baby all the attention that they clearly need, and then move on.

And any regressors that get bullied by this mean, mean guest at our hotel, just tag me baby. I gotchu. 💜 🖤