#The Hunger Games: Incorrect Quotes

[all-lines-on-paper]

Watching the 3rd Quarter Quell on telly…

Effie: (spotting something shiny on Finnick’s wrist) “Wait. Haymitch!! Is that the gold bracelet I gave you?!”

Haymitch: “Told you, I like my pretty with a purpose…”

[district-thirteen-intern]

Haymitch: I taught Katniss everything she knows.

Katniss: You taught me how to scream into a pillow and lie to the government.

Haymitch: Exactly.

[cherrybombb8]

Peeta: I'd like to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Katniss: I wake up at 5am every day to go hunting.

Peeta: I'd like to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[nainz7]

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

as much as i love the movies i will forever be mad that they erased how flirty and charming peeta was beyond the capitol interviews.

[katnissandpeetamellark]

[lanadel-heyyy]

katniss, entering the tribute center for the quarter quell: we’re not here to make friends

peeta, nervously hiding the friendship bracelets behind his back: yeah… not here for friends

[luneartt]

[part. 2]

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Peeta: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.

Katniss: What baby?

Peeta, crying a bit: Me.

[waywardangel-wilds]

Peeta: Oh and if you speak disrespectfully about my wife again, I will kill you.

Everyone laughs.

Peeta: My bad, it sounded like I was joking. I will actually kill you.

[incorrect-tbosas]

haymitch: is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?

lenore dove: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate

burdock: smad

[faceless1bastard]

Haymitch: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it Effie's problem.

[district-thirteen-intern]

Everyone in the Capitol: Peeta is so romantic!

Peeta, trauma-painting the arena floor with blood and flowers: I’m weaponizing love as a form of resistance, but go off.

[catastrophic29]

Plutarch: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Finnick: Nope, absolutely not.

Peeta: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Haymitch: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Katniss: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Johanna: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

[you-askedforthis]

Haymitch: Congratulations on the toasting!

Peeta: Thanks, Haymitch.

Haymitch: I feel like my kids grew up and married each other.

Katniss: Stop talking.

Haymitch: It’s every parent’s dream.

[askclato]

Effie: You spent all our money on THIS?

Haymitch, putting tiny raincoats on the geese: They live outside. They need this.