#The Turtle Behind the Slaughter 🧬💜

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They’re probably watching a deep sea documentary or something idk

EEK OH MHY GOSH AHHHHHHHHIBSIHSBISUHSIHHSIUSHISUH

THE PURPLE.. AND THE YELLOW LIGHTING….

AHHHHHHHH THE SILLIES??????

THIS IS SO SILLY AND CUTE.. ERRRR THE DEEP SEA DOCUMENTARY…GSKSHGSKHBWKJBW

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💜💜💜💜 AHHHH

POV when you give your much cooler and better artist mutual a gift

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ATOMIC… DO YOU HAVE A TURTLE OC??? OR UR SONA AS A TURTLE??? IF YOU DO SHOW ME…

UNFORTUNATELY I DONT… SHOULD I MAKE ONE???

(i gotta do research on turtles if so hehe)

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Atomic I was trying to spell brainrot in my notes app but ended up typing braintit instead I think I’m going insane

BRO NO.. WERE BOTH LOSING SANITY..

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@urplepurplegurgleturgle AXOLOTL TO CALM YOUR SENSES

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:3

the angst train.. [choo choo..]

glad ya like it bro 💜

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Welcome to California, where palm tree are the most common tree here and snow never falls

They are growing. On my STREET.

HDJSBSJ WHY ARE THEY SO. UH. LONG. THEYRE JUST THERE-

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SHAKES YOU SHAKES YOU SHAKING YOU I HATE YOU WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH BITES YOUR ARM

HELPPPP 😭😭😭 glad you like it :D

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do you have one bro?..

Guys I want a boufriend so bad ngh NAUAGHHHGHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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IDGAF IF YOUR MUSIC IS A BANGER GO DRINK SOME WATER OR SOMETHING

okay.. okay.. 😞

i gotta go outside again anyways 😢

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What’s a hotwheels sisyphpus spider

okay so like. Its literally so funny bcs they’re named that bcs of their genetalia. (warning i guess for like reproductive process/talk of genetalia of spiders)

The male have a palpal bulbs which is basically what transports sperm, not necessarily a penis. For the male of this species, it looks in a way that looks like a hotwheels track.

For the female they have two repoductive ducts if male spiders transport the sperm during mating. The reason for two is for if the spider finds a better male spider than the first one they mated with, and what the female can do is either store all of the sperm or can “spit out” the first spiders sperm.

The male found a counter way to do stop this and evolved a longer genitalia to go straight to fertilizing eggs. The female then evolves a longer and curved reproductive duct to stop it from getting to the eggs. They basically did this and evolved over time where this species has a reproductive duct in some spiral shape? That’s why it’s sisyphus because the male can never reach the eggs.

thats literally so funny anyways heres the video i found it from/for more detail:

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BRO.

BRO THAT PERSON COLORED MARI WITH DBA’S COLOR PALLETE HUH???????

THIS WAS A DOODLE OF HIM A LONG TIME AGO AND HIS DESIGN OBVIOUSLY CHANGED SINCE THEN BUT THE COLORS ARE THE SAME LOOK:

LIKE I’M SORRY WHAT

HELP ME- UMM

THEYRE LIKE ALMOST IDENTICAL- 😭

ALSO DNA IS SO SILLY THERE HEHE

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I just realized we never said this to each other today so

Good morning TomTom are you excited to be going back to your yeehaw state

GOOD MORNING AND YES I AM RAHHHH

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How tall is Mari

probablyyyyyyy 5’8?

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*coughs up blood and dies*

HELP ME..

sobbing.. it’s beautiful..

you know what im gonna sing on karaoke night bro..

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Can I… can I design an alien au version of myself….

OF COURSE YOU DONT NEED TO ASK!!!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜

AHHHHHH