#The Wetlens ask

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Hey is Hog single? I'm asking for a friend ;)

Depends what age Hog you want, he gets a wife called Nina when he's 46 and she will fight anyone who'll try for him. So Hog aged 18-45 is very much single and ready to mingle

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How would the wetlen siblings mourn? Like if their sibling/SO/child dies what would that look like? Of course they would grieve them. They’re obviously desensitized to death itself but I just wonder if it would look differently emotionally for them if it was someone they’re close to. :>> thank you for listening in

Each Wetlen sibling's reactions would differ, but in the end all of them will commit violent revenge against the ones revolved around the siblings death. They would all grieve, with Cherri and Mibbi being the most aggressive and loud in needing to throw things and screaming from anger, Cherri would be the most vocal of them all as he is the groups 'leader' and would feel as though it were his fault. The younger ones like the Twins and Slough would loudly cry, wailing and needing comfort the most. The eldest, Hog and Lurfi are more silent criers, but that's not their fault they've been through a lot of hardships longer than the others and so have had to learn to cry silently, but they're the comforters with being there for their other siblings. Once they have all collectively calmed, would it begin the revenge. They all silently know what they must do and it's the only time they work together so well. It would take a long while for them to go back to hunting again, definitely longer for any to bounce back to themselves but it wouldn't be the same, you'd feel the misery and grief in the camps. It wouldn't matter who it was that died, it's a hard blow to every member and the chances of them being kind to a few outsiders would lessen greatly.

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Welcome to my new followers who I know came from twitter, as a heads up on what to expect  I mostly respond to asks about the Wrong Turn and The Hills Have Eyes characters, as well as my own OCs The Wetlens  But there is still art posts here and there  I do answer a lot of nsfw written requests, I range between:  Wrong Turn, THHE, Castle Freak, Timber Falls and can do more popular bois like TCM Bubba/Thomas, but I mostly stick with WT Hilliker Boys and THHE Jupiter Clan.   So hopefully you enjoy the content here! 

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You should draw silver fox Cherri

Old man Cherri lets his hair grow out, he went fully grey around his late 50s early 60s How he still has his fluffy, luxurious hair still? Complete mystery He also garnered a few new scars

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Sera/Slough as the "he asked for no pickles" meme

She's nice about it but has that slightly annoyed tone cause she had to turn around back to the store cause it took Slough a whole 35 minutes in the car to finally tell her they hadn't taken them off. She adores him very much

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The "cover them up slut" guy for Hog or Slough

Man's got them pillow tits

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What are things that would annoy or upset Torri and Gorv?

Oooooooh~

Most basic things annoy Torri and Gorv, obviously when it comes to bothering them or their family, being a pain in the ass, being rude to them, things that would just make anyone annoyed or upset, but what really gets under their skin:

With Tori, if she makes or gets food, you told her you weren’t hungry and then suddenly you’re hungry when she’s eating. Better get out of her face or you're getting a plate to yours and no, she won’t help get the shards out of your flesh.

Gorvrick is a bit more chill about this, he’d more try to make you stop this type of behaviour through talking and making it clear as day he doesn’t appreciate you doing this shitty behaviour but still get you a plate, no he won't give you his plate and he will ignore you very easily.

Tori gets annoyed at people who baby themselves around her, trying to act cute and helpless, the type of behaviour she scowls at and rolls her eyes too, while her Brother loves the idea of caring for someone he wants to love, though doesn’t want them to be fully dependent on him and prefers independence a lot, he’s just more willing to give a helping hand over his sister.

Gorv will slap your fingers clean off your hands if you change his music and then completely stop talking to you for the duration of the car ride or just until he’s feeling fine again. Don’t touch his stereo, no one touches his stereo when it's his turn, except his momma.

Never interrupt Tori or anyone around her, Gorv more so just gets upset than annoyed by this and just stops talking completely, but he’ll get pissy on others behalf if you interrupt them. The two would interrupt whoever talked over them loudly, giving that good ole’ stink eye.

Don’t assume that just cause you know them for a long time that you can use their stuff, living with so many siblings and cousins, they’ve been taught the golden rule of “Ask before sharing and if they say No, then find something else” Gorv is a little off and on when it comes to this, some things he may no mind like if he has a small crush on you and you want to borrow his shirt or pillow without asking he’ll be fine with, but god forbid you touch his CDs and records, Uncle Cherri’s record player or worse yet his guitar without even thinking about asking him cause it’ll be the last time you’ll think again.

While with Tori, just don’t bother. She hates sharing with anyone none-family, she’s lenient towards the adults (except Uncle Smock and Dulg, those assholes lost her Allie-Doll and she never let them borrow shit ever again) as well as fine with Moss, Addie, Del or Sussy but the rest (mostly the boys) she doesn’t really enjoy sharing with.

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Gorv can totally be the guy from "cover them up slut" too!! Match with his papa!

Like many of the large Wetlens, Gorvrick has them hairy pillows UwU Alton is not impressed

-- Tho I'm not sure if you are asking for Mark, whose the two boys father, to show his more smaller tits as well or if you mistook his Uncle Hog as his father 😅

But yes UwU he can match Hog and be apart of the big tiddy Wetlen club

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A cranky, yelling Alton!

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I just want to say that Gorv has nice big ol pecs

He got them hairy bongas

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I NEED to see Slough holding tiny baby Moss

It sounds so fucking adorable

Just a giant cannibal holding his teenytiny baby UwU

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i would gladly break rueben's hips 😉

tell him to call me 🤙

He is very amused by your message anon

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If the Wetlens were animals, which one would they be??

Hmm~ If the Wetlen's were animals, I'd say they'd be:

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Moss is so pretty

Thank you 😘

I'd say she got her pretty looks from her mother, but the Wetlen genes do produce some lovely looking cannibals.

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Have they played UNO?

I have completely forgotten who this ask was for its been so long. So imma just answer for both Hillikers and The Wetlens xD.

Hillikers:

They have the cards, they've played with the cards but they haven't played it the way it's meant to be played cause sadly those three boys have no fucking idea how Uno is played. No one in the family can read that small print on the back, not that it tells you the full on rules.

So instead they play go fish with the cards, they know that game thanks to when they were in the sanatorium. They don't tend to play with their niece or nephew only cause those two have a tantrum when losing so much.

Three-Fingers always wins go fish, but sometimes One-Eye has those surprising wins. Saw-Tooth doesn't care to win, it's a simple thing to pass the time with him.

Wetlens:

They have it as well, but unlike the Hillikers, the Wetlens have Cherri who can read very well and though he did go over the ripped up rules as much as he could, he found them to be stupid and to complex for his siblings and so outed for the more simpler version of Uno. Everyone gets to play, though if Mibbi or the Twins start acting up cause they're losing or trying to make Slough upset they get sent outside as a time out.

most the time the winners are Lurfi, Cherri and Hog, with Slough sometimes winning and the other three siblings usually losing because of either their impatience or temper. Lurfi and Hog like to help Slough win every so often, being the baby brother he gets a bit spoilt.

When Elizabeth eventually joins the family she is surprised that the Wetlens know most card and boards games despite the cannibals never leaving their swamp.

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I would ride Alton so hard I would break his hips

Alton's really lovin' all this attention 😏

So much he's rubbing it in his cousin's faces