#The video ver is so funny ...

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[ickygoopygrimyguy]

attack on Doi !! :)

this one was good fun to make i havent animated in a little while

[mejaemin]

헤어져 ( •̀ ᴗ •́ ) - pfu

wc: 1.5k

summary: pulling a “let’s break up” prank on bf!svt !! | pfu ver | hhu ver | vcu ver |

warnings: not proofread, breaking hearts UGH THEYRE TOO SOFT CUTIE FOR THIS I CANT, no real breakups, angst? kinda? not really? fear of breaking up, lmk if anything should fr be tagged

an: i lowkey hate how juju’s turned out … but it’s okay!!! i really wanted to get this done bc i found the req funny because just hearing the words “break up” reminds me of the kungkungdda video with atz yunho saying 헤어져… its lit been stuck in my head since the req came in

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soonyoung

oh my love, he’d be so confused

you’re lucky the trend happens over text because if you did it in person and saw the pout on his face you’d give in right away !!!

he’s opening his phone after waking up in the morning, swiping his palm over his nose and the rest of his face before checking his notifications, when his heart drops

the first one, from you, saying “let’s talk” … quite ominous, no?

immediately he’s going to your house without asking to go and settle whatever he did right away.

you’ve already distracted yourself, staying busy with absolutely nothing while you leave your phone alone to build suspense. you nearly jump out of your socks when your front door starts wiggling, nearly falling out of the frame when it opens. turning around, you’re met with soonyoung, who’s extremely out of breath, clothes all mismatched as he stands in the doorway.

you rush over to him, “youngie, what are you-“

he cuts you off, grabbing you by your shoulders a little too roughly. his look is so intense yet anxious that he might put a dent in his forehead. “i’m really sorry. whatever i did, please forgive me. but you can’t- well you can, but- just please don’t break up with me, okay?”

immediately upon seeing his face, puffy from sleep and all wrinkled up in concern, you fold, taking him into your arms tightly. “oh soonie, i was joking, i promise.” you kiss his cheek, and his head turns so it lands on his lips. “you didn’t do anything, baby.”

he pulls his head back just enough to look in your eyes, eyebrow raised. “do you promise?”

with his cheeks between your palms you nod, pressing your lips to his forehead, holding them there to show you’re being genuine. “of course. i could never leave you, soonyoung.”

junhui

jun is always so quick to answer your text messages, leaving no time in between before answering you

clearly, when you send him a message saying “let’s break up”, his heart drops faster than it took for him to open the message.

immediately he’s sending a message, full of reassuring words.

“i’m so sorry that something happened to make you feel this way. i’ll be over shortly to talk about it, okay? hang tight, i’ll pick some stuff up on the way. just don’t give up, okay?”

you’re already regretting this at his words, feeling so much love for junhui and the way he takes you so seriously. he may be silly a lot of the time, but he handles serious moments so well. your heart genuinely hurts at the fact that he’s probably so worried right now, and all you’re doing is pranking him. when he gets here, you’ll make sure to give him relief.

there’s a knock on your door, and you rush to open it. junhui is standing there with a small bouquet of flowers and a bag with what appears to be snacks. “i know you might not be interested now, but here.. can we try fixing this?”

once you let him in he sets them down, and as soon as he turns around you’re taking his hands. immediately you’re confessing, seeing his unsure face. “juju.. i was joking. i saw people pranking on tiktok, and i-“

“ahh, i see. i was actually really scared just now.” he chuckles softly, cutting you off. “but forreal, it’s hard to tell tone over text. i’d rather you prank me like that in real life, okay?”

the anxiety fades away, and you’re both all smiles again. since he’s already with you, you sit down together for the rest of the night and spend it watching shows and eating what were supposed to be your break-up snacks.

minghao

we all know minghao’s heart is too tough for a prank as simple and common as this

of course, like anyone who’s madly on love, his heart will pick up at first, but he’s too observant!

you both established healthy methods to communicate the way you were feeling if something about the relationship made you uncomfortable, so when all these keywords and behaviors are suddenly thrown out the window his flags go up

you and him both take preserving the relationship and each other’s feelings seriously so you would never just say “i want to break up”

thus, he plays along

minghao is sitting across from you on the couch, reading a book when you call his name. he looks up, and when he hears you say you want to break up with him, an alarm goes off in his head. he closes the book and sits up straight, grabbing your hands to have a proper conversation.

“can i ask what makes you want to?” he’s so genuine, true concern in his eyes as he tries to hear you out.

you look in your lap, hiding your face while trying to keep up the theatrics. “i just.. don’t feel a spark anymore. i’m falling out of love.”

it’s that sentence that makes him realize what you’re doing. you both agreed that whenever a conversation of this scale occurs, you wouldn’t be vague about whatever you’re feeling. you’d communicate clearly, and make an effort to find a solution.

hiding his smirk, he nods, sighing heavily. “ah, okay. i understand. i’ll give you your space then.” he gets up, a solemn look on his face as he heads to your bedroom. as soon as his back is to you, he’s smirking, amused at the thought of waiting to see how long it’ll take before you crack.

clearly, it’s not long, because as soon as he shuts the door you’re up and running towards him. the door nearly breaks with how rushed you are at opening it, immediately crashing into him. “hao, oh my god, please, i was joking! don’t give me space, please, i don’t want it-“

he cuts you off, grabbing you by your chin to kiss you. “oh, i know, darling. i know every little thing about you, like what you do when you’re trying to trick me. now, let’s not do that again, okay? because i’ll gladly do it back.”

dino

just the idea of pranking chan in this way hurts your heart :(( he’s such a sweet boy !! however…

jeonghan waved quite the pretty penny in front of your face, claiming that it will be yours if you pull the prank on him.

you are very aware of chan being unable to catch a break when it comes to being pranked, but you could only pray that with this nice amount of money, he’ll understand

pulling the prank was definitely painful, though

you’re at an outing with chan and his brothers, hanging out at the porch of a getaway home with some of them. you’re by a fire, drinks in hand as you all chat. when chan notices that your cup is empty, he wordlessly takes it from you to go fill it.

as soon as he leaves, you feel a tap on your shoulder. turning your head, jeonghan is sitting next to you, waving his hand for you to lean in. “i’ll give you…” he digs into his pocket, finding nothing and then reaching into seungcheol’s, taking out a wad of cash and holding it in front of you. “this if you tell chan you want break up.”

immediately you’re looking at him with a bewildered look. why would you ever fumble the sweetest man in the world for money? he’s chuckling at your reaction, waving a hand dismissively. “all jokes, of course, but if you really get him i’ll give you all that. for real.”

jeonghan waves it in front of you once again, and you’ve seen how fat seungcheol’s wallet is. and a few of the digits on those bills were pretty large, so… chan will understand, right? maybe scaring him a little for all this will be worth it, right? you can go out together with your winnings…

you sigh, nodding your head. “fine. but if it ends bad, you’ll clean up the mess. and then i’ll kill you.” you smile, shaking his hand before turning to chan who finally returned.

he hands you your drink with a kids to your forehead before sitting down. “what were you guys talking about?” he’s smiling so sweetly at you, and it makes your heart literally hurt at what you’re about to do.

“chan, i think we should break up.” you’re almost grimacing at yourself, and at that sentence everyone around the fire stops talking. no way the couple who makes everyone believe in true love is about to split.

“um, what..? are you..” he can’t even finish his sentence, swallowing heavily as his vision almost starts shaking.

immediately, being unable to take the torture anymore, you turn to jeonghan, grabbing him by the shoulders and shaking him vigorously. through many complaints, whining and yelling at the elder, you grab the aforementioned money from his pocket.

triumphantly you kiss chan on the lips, pulling away and showing him your new prize. “i’m so, so sorry, channie, truly i would never break up with you, but look what he offered! please say you understand…”

immediately your boyfriend relaxes, eyes narrowing as he looks at the man behind you. “watch your back, han. seriously. that money almost went towards my funeral funds, i swear.”

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[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: sanji

》 almost everyone wanted sanji's ver

♡ liked by sogekingg.usopp, FRAAANKY and 3.9k others

_ynln: hard launch

tagged: blackleg.sanji

theroronoa.zoro: what is he pondering so hard about 💀💀 (liked by nicorobin)

↳ blackleg.sanji: i was staring at a polaroid of the most beautiful, fantastic, gorgeous, jaw-dropping, mind consuming, pretty, lovely, enchanting, heart-throbbing, charming, attractive, cute, captivating, bewitching, stunning, irresistible, elegant, heavenly.. see more

↳ theroronoa.zoro: oh my god forget i asked

sogekingg.usopp: wdym your relo has BEEN hard launched since like four months ago 🤨🤨

↳ _ynln: sad 💔💔 i wanted to soft launch it but that was never possible

↳ theroronoa.zoro: i was trying to sleep and all i heard was screaming

↳ lovenami: real, if i was sanji i would be shocked too if i pulled yn ☝️

↳ blackleg.sanji: @theroronoa.zoro I HAD TO ANNOUNCE TO THE WORLD THAT MY DEAR YN SAID YES 💞💘💝💗

↳ sogekingg.usopp: y’all got NO faith in sanji 😭😭

p1rateking_luffy: what's hard launch?

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_ynln: he made me dinner, i might just cuff him rn 😪🤞

tagged: blackleg.sanji

p1rateking_luffy: OOOO IM COMING TO THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW 😄😄

↳ blackleg.sanji: don't even try, i locked the door

↳ p1rateking_luffy: LET ME IN!!1!1!!1

↳ theroronoa.zoro: LUFFY STOP BANGING ON THE DOOR I CAN HEAR YOU FROM THE GYM

↳ p1rateking_luffy: LET ME INNNN PLEASEEEEE

↳ _ynln: luffy omg wait im making you a plate 😭

↳ p1rateking_luffy: OOO THANKS YN

↳ p1rateking_luffy: btw whats a hard launch

_ynln: @blackleg.sanji you actually look so fine in this photo i might just have to delete it 😮‍💨😮‍💨🫵

↳ blackleg.sanji: ANYTHING YOU WANT MY LOVE 😍😍😍

blackleg.sanji: DO IT. I WOULD GLADLY MARRY YOU MY LOVE. IF THAT MEANS THAT I GET TO BE WITH YOU EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY I WILL GET ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW. I WILL COOK FOR YOU FOR EVERY MEAL AND BUY YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT BEAUTIFUL GIRL 🧎🏼‍♂️🧎🏼‍♂️❣️❤️‍🔥💓💘💗💞💝💕

↳ _ynln: ok 😭

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priv.ynn: usopp is a real one for taking these photos ☝️☝️

tagged: blackleg.sanji

sogekingg.usopp: I AM THE CERTIFIED BEST WINGMAN 💪💪

blackleg.sanji: I WILL KEEP THESE PHOTOS IN MY WALLET AND PUT THEM NEXT TO MY PILLOW SO THAT WHEN I WAKE UP I AM REMINDED THAT I HAVE BEEN BLESSED I LOVE YOU MY YN 🥰🥰😘😚🤩

↳ theroronoa.zoro: yn blink twice if you need help

↳ lovenami: ngl yeah that was a bit concerning 😭😭 (liked by nicorobin, sogekingg.usopp)

↳ priv.ynn: EVIL AHHAHA

p1rateking_luffy: yn what's hard launch?

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: i hate happy people

ilovecottoncandychopper: i love that you guys love eachother ❣️

↳ nicorobin: agreed

↳ priv.ynn: AWW YOU GUYS <333

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lovenami: robin w us in spirit </3

tagged: _ynln

S0U1K1NGBR00K: May I see both your panties? 🤲

↳ lovenami: words cannot explain how much i DONT want that (liked by _ynln)

↳ blackleg.sanji: NO ONE DESERVES TO SEE SOMETHING SO INTIMATE OF YN'S OR NAMI'S I WILL FIGHT YOU 🤺🤺‼️

sogekingg.usopp: YOU GUYS SAID WE'D GO SEE BARBIE TOGETHER WTF ?!?

↳ _ynln: WE LITERALLY INVITED YOU BUT YOU WERE TOO BUSY MAKING FUNNY FACES WITH LUFFY 🤨🤨

↳ sogekingg.usopp: YOU SHOULDVE SLAPPED ME

↳ p1rateking_luffy: WAIT I WANTED TO SEE BARBIE TOO

↳ p1rateking_luffy: anyway what's hard launch?

↳ lovenami: luffy you can barely concentrate on a five minute video, we aren't taking you to the theatre for two hours 💀💀

↳ _ynln: yeah luf, love u but you're gonna be bouncing off walls by the 20 minute mark 😔😔

nicorobin: so pretty! (liked by _ynln, lovenami, blackleg.sanji)

↳ _ynln: MISSED U SM ROBIN 💔

↳ blackleg.sanji: I AGREE MY YN LOOKS SO GORGEOUS SHE RIVALS EVEN GODDESSES, I LOVE HER SM I WOULD FLOP OVER A PUDDLE BECAUSE DIRT DOES NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BE WITHIN HER VICINITY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💗💘‼️💝💕💞❣️💘🥰😍😘😚😮‍💨😍☝️🫵

↳ FRAAANKY: sanji im worried you're one more comment away from a restraining order

blackleg.sanji 2h

[blackleg.sanji] _ynln replied to your story: omg sanji stop im so in love with you 😔💞

[wemalyri]

what are enhypen members like in a relationship? heeseung ver.

pairing: idols!enhypen × fem!reader

w/c: 1,8k

warnings: relationship development, petnames, kisses, physical touch, smut under cut

a/n:  I feel like this one is a bit messy. I just wanted to speak out. it's just my opinion and made for entertainment! you can agree or disagree, that's fine. if you liked it, likes and reposts are welcomed. also let me know if I should do this with other members too. 

heeseung jay jake sunghoon sunoo jungwon niki

the first meeting

So, first of all, let's be honest. Have you seen how awkward and embarrassed Heeseung looks around girls? Even Jay in the interview said that Heeseung is actually really shy around females, but he treats everyone nicely. So when you first meet, don't expect him to talk a lot. He would act politely, nodding sometimes as you talk, but not more. He might like you, though. The way you speak, the way you look, the way you laugh. He would be quietly impressed, but wouldn’t think a lot about that, because he meets so many beautiful fans and not only every day. He would be just fascinated and that’s it.

However, as you start to bump into each other more often, he would start thinking “Oh, her outfit today was so nice” or “Her hair looked really cute today”.  Maybe he would start to open a little bit more, like when you meet in the elevator he would greet you with a smile and make small talk about weather or something casual. Heeseung would ask, "Which floor are you going to?" just to press the elevator button instead of you. 

friendship

When he realizes that you are close friends with Jake, it doesn’t go unnoticed. Sometimes he starts seeing you in the studio, in the practice room, in their dorm after all... Moreover, you get along with other members, which predisposes Heeseung’s trust to you. He’s starting to feel more relaxed around you, getting used to it. And that’s when you become friends with Heeseung too. 

He finds out you two have a lot in common, it fascinates him. The way you’re both hardworking, charismatic, kind, gentle and funny. You show your emotions a bit more than him, but it only delights him. You two would play video games together and even though you love it, you kinda suck at games sometimes. He wouldn’t laugh at you, but praise after each game “You did well, though”. During the game, when you make a good move with your character, Heeseung would exclaim “Wow that was good”. And even though you lose a lot, you are never upset with that and always praise Heeseung with a gentle smile. And there is something in your actions that made Heeseung want to give in so you could win just to see your smile and the way you try to make it up for him, so he wouldn’t be upset. 

But it’s not just about games. Everything about you just feels right like you were made for each other. Your playful comments, your interests, your reactions. The way you look, the way you talk, the way you rub your eyes, feeling sleepy during a movie. And this is when he realizes that maybe he likes you a bit a lot. 

He would understand that immediately, Heeseung knows himself. But he wouldn’t bring it up to you, scared of what to do. Normally, he would put himself together and confess to you no matter what, but right now he’s an idol… And it makes everything 100x more difficult. What if you like him back? Should you two date? But what if someone finds out? Wait, what if you don’t even like him…

With these thoughts Heeseung came up to Jake, your best friend. Actually, he wasn’t the one who brought it up first. It was Jake, who noticed Heeseung's behavior around you.

“Do you like Y/n by the way?” Jake would ask just to make sure, but Heeseung’s red ears, nervous giggle and head in love would tell everything without words.

his confession

He doesn’t care anymore what’s gonna happen. He just feels that it would be honest to confess to you, to let you know his feelings.

He would ask you for a walk and make surprise just for you. Imagine, it’s dark outside and Heeseung leads you to the Han river (sounds scary lol). He closes your eyes with his hands as you come near the place that he prepared. Heeseung slowly guides you, being careful so you wouldn’t stumble. When his steps stop, his hands move away from your face and you see a picnic place that Heeseung organized for you.

So this is where he confesses to you. He’s hella nervous, his voice is quiet.

“I don’t want my words to ruin anything, but I feel like you deserve to know my true feelings. I want to be honest with you. Y/n, I like you. Maybe even more than that. I tried to get rid of this, but that was too difficult. You don’t have to answer back, I just wanted you to know.”

When you say to him that you like him too, his smile is the brightest you’ve ever seen. You two hug each other, when he whispers “Can I be your boyfriend?

And your answer again makes him the happiest person ever.

relationship

I feel like he’s the type to be really awkward and shy at first. Like the first time you would go out somewhere to get used to each other’s presence. Even though you already were friends, now your relationship felt different and you would need time to adjust yourself. Heeseung would definitely be the sweetest guy ever, trying to show himself from the best side as your boyfriend. He would buy you flowers, win plushies in the arcade, text you even when he was at work. He would listen to you attentively, admiring you with a soft smile on his face. Also at the first time, I feel like he would be kinda awkward in the physical way around you. Like you two would hug each other when you met but nothing more. His ears would turn red and his leg would start shaking every time your hands met for a second or when your faces just closer to each other.

But it’s only for the first time. You can tell that when Heeseung gets comfortable, he gets too comfortable. He would start teasing you more, flirting more, touching you more. When he gets confident it’s really rare to see his ears red. He would flirt non-stop, getting really close to you physically. He would act like he was born to make you flustered. You can see how satisfied he looks when fans are blushing around him but if you’re his gf IT’S EVEN WORSE. And Heeseung is definitely the type of guy who would love to be affectionate around members/his friends. Flirting with you just to hear fake throw ups behind him? Oh yeah he loves that.

first kiss

I feel like Heeseung has had his first kiss already, but it doesn't make him less nervous. It's still important for him, he wants you to be comfortable enough, he wants to make it memorable. 

One time you are watching a movie together, his hand wrapped around your shoulder, you cuddling. When a movie ends, no one speaks. You just look at each other, your eyes stuck on his lips. Heeseung notices this and looks at your lips too, trying to put himself together to lean closer and gaze into your eyes, “Can I?..”, his voice is a soft whisper. As soon as you nod and give your permission, he slowly leans closer, pressing his lips to yours. He doesn't move first until you really kiss him. He smiles into a kiss, answering back. 

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first time

This bro is inexperienced, but he always tries to do his best. And always succeeds. Heeseung would be really scared to mess up in front of you. Like he's gonna read a lot about sex, watch different videos, even though he is probably not going to find out something new. He just wants to make sure there's nothing he doesn't know about. 

When the right time comes, Heeseung is the most gentle and caring person in the world. He's passionate, but slow. He asks you if you are sure a lot of times before doing something. He looks at you with those gentle fascinated eyes, giving you compliments as you take your clothes off. 

“You're so beautiful…” he whispers, leaning closer to you to kiss your naked chest, caressing your sides with his hands. 

I feel like for the first time he would be kinda shy to talk a lot, but he would remind himself to do it. When he sees your reaction to his words, Heeseung gets more confident. With each moan that follows his movement, he would become braver and bolder. 

“That's it, baby…” he murmurs, feeling you clenching around his fingers as he pulls them in and out, warming you up, “You feel so good around me”

He would let you cum before the main part as much as you want. On his fingers, on his tongue. Even though he's really hard and it's difficult to control himself, Heeseung would give you the best he can, making sure you receive enough stimulation. 

“Let it go, baby. Let me taste you well” he mumbles before pulling to your pussy again, sliding his tongue inside you, his nose massaging your clit. 

He would give himself off for 200%, being in the moment fully. When it comes to the main part, you have already come twice and he still hasn't even once. When you suggested a blowjob, he almost choked on the air, imagining your mouth around his cock, but didn't let you do anything. 

“Not today, baby…” he said as his ears turned red. “Or you want to stop? That's okay” Heeseung asked to make sure that you didn't suggest a blowjob just as an excuse.  “No, no, no. I don't want to stop” you answered, pulling him closer by the nape of his neck, “Don't stop…” you whispered and Heeseung couldn't help but smirked. “I got you, princess. I won't stop.”

I can say that when he finally slides inside you it's going to be the best feeling he's ever experienced. And it would become his favorite moment from now. 

Also, I feel like he's not into aftercare when it comes to himself, but he cares about you. Like he doesn't care if he's sweaty and covered all over your cum. Heeseung is going to ask you about your feelings first, to help you clean yourself. 

+ bonus

I feel like when he's used to sex with you, he's going to become wild. He just loves to make you feel good, loves to know that he can make you feel that way. He's going to find out a lot of things about himself through sex with you. 

It doesn't mean that he would be rude for no reason, only if you ask him to. He's always gentle with you, but also ready to do whatever you want to make you feel good. And trust me, if you want something from him, he's gonna be the best at it. ;)

[the-roo-too]

candy -> shin ryujin ver

aka the fluff alphabet

admiration (what does she absolutely adore about you)- if you asked her that directly she’d say something cheesy like “i love you whole bbg 👅” but behind that funny facade? she’s just so smitten for you in all ways. honestly ryujin wouldn’t be able to pick her favourite thing about you, there’s just too many!

body (what’s her favourite body part of yours)- can i say that ryujin feels like a butt enjoyer to me.. let a girl grope that cake 😔

cuddling (how she likes to cuddle)- this is gonna be very specific lmao but she loves cuddling you when you’re sitting on her lap and she can wrap her arms around your waist and just nuzzle into your neck 🥺 clingy baby

dates (what’s her ideal date)- any form of food date 🫥 especially if you take her out for some of your country’s cuisine? (assuming you’re not korean, tho she’d love that too dw) she’s in for a yummy take out!!

emotions (how does she express her emotions around you)- very expressive, you can read everything off that face. ESPECIALLY the pouty lips she gives you

family (does she want one)- 101% i can’t make this shit up. ryujin definitely wants a bunch of mini me’s! and if they look like you? gosh, she’d be the happier woman on earth

gifts (what about gift giving)- hear me out, i don’t think it’s a big thing for her. ofc you’re getting gifts for your birthday and anniversary etc but usually she’s more into acts of service than material gifts

holding hands (does she like to hold hands)- not big on it. unless you really want to. i think she’d be more into offering you her arm to hold on to? she’s too nonchalant to hold hands 🥀

injuries (what would she do if you got hurt)- SHE FINALLY HAS AN EXCUSE TO CARRY YOU BRIDAL STYLE EVERYWHERE! and trust me, she’s abusing that right. also a great excuse to show off her muscles to her super hot, definitely in need of help gf!

jokes (does she like to joke around)- ofc 😈 i think that one goes without a saying. ryujin’s definitely a prankster

kisses (how does she like to kiss you)- slow romantic kisses >> when you’re laying down and cuddling and she can lift her hand to turn your chin and gently capture your lips with hers? 🥹

love (what’s her love language)- acts of service :D bringing you water when you’re thirsty in the middle of the night, putting your plate in the sink for you when you’re super tired and almost dozing off by the table <3

memory (what’s her favourite memory together)- the first time you attended one of itzy’s shows! your relationship wasn't public yet so when lia subtly pointed out to her that you were standing by the barricade she had to restrain herself from jumping down and running to you lmao

nighttime (how does sleeping with her look like)- wildcard, i think ryujin snores. gives off that vibe to me idk. sleeping with her is waking up in the middle of the night to drink some water because you’re thirty and hitting her shoulder because she’s snoring too loud

oddity (what’s one quirky thing about her)- another very specific one! she quotes that meme with the nonchalant dread head. i’m sorry. “ladies! not everyone at once type shit hehe”

pet names (what does she like to call you)- kind of implied before but her favourite is DEFINITELY ‘babygirl’. anything with ‘baby’ honestly. cause you’re her baby!

quality time (how does she like to spend time with you)- i can see the two of you just lazily laying on the couch, watching tiktoks. preferably each on your own phone so you can get annoyed at ryujin for sending you 10 tiktoks in under a minute 😋 videos of two random things (like a hairdryer and a cone) captioned with “us” are her absolute favourites

rush (does she rush into things)- well someone has to rush, no? chop chop, time to get married

secrets (how open is she with you)- honestly why do i still keep this one in, it’s essentially the same thing as emotions. s suggestions..?

time (how long did it take her to confess)- two dates, three shots and one crying session to chaeryeong cause she wasn’t sure if she wasn’t moving too fast lmao

upset (what’s her reaction when you’re upset)- possibly thinks you’re joking at first- 💀 immediately stops the playfulness if she notices you’re seriously upset tho. will do her best to help you feel better!

visibility (is she afraid of the public opinion)- honestly nope 🙂‍↔️ confident and proud of your relationship. ryujin is like your biggest hype girl so don’t fret even if you guys get some hate! she’s gonna cuddle you through the rough parts (pls love her back very much too)

warrior (how often do you fight)- a decent amount? i feel like she gets jealous super easily (“babe, that waitress was totally into you!”) so you guys have minor disagreements over that. maybe she loosens up a little after the sixth time you make her sleep on the couch?

x-ray (is she able to read you)- not always 😍 let’s say 80% of the time? as mentioned previously, ryujin sometimes doesnt take things seriously. comes with being a dork, what can i say

yes (how would she propose to you)- omg omg, so she had this super romantic trip planned out for you guys, right? beautiful views, amazing food and all that. and then probably on your last night in the hotel she suddenly remembers the true reason she invited you for the getaway lmao. scrambles to her pants she wore the other day, praying she didn’t forget the ring somewhere. of course it’s safely in her pocket! the proposal is a little goofy, but so is your girl 😋

zen (what makes her feel calm)- playing with her hair!! especially when it’s shorter. ryujin is a cute puppy okay? okay, then pet her like a cute little puppy.

part of [the fluff series]

[fluffytriceratops]

I am DESPERATE for some 2k3 Donatello dating headcanons, literally give me anything PLEASE I AM OBSESSED

𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 - 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 [𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟑]

notes: i gotchu bestie. <3 lemme know if you guys want these for the other 2k3 turts as well! :D also sorry for taking literal ages to get this request done for you! thank you sm for requesting i hope you have a wonderful day/night! <3

warnings: brief nsfw mentions, mature language, 

click here to read raph's ver. [will add the others later]

tags: @thelaundrybitch @turtle-babe83 @leosgirl82 @rheawritesforfun @s-s-ironnie @post-apocalyptic-daydream @mysticboombox @drowninghell @lec743 @raphielover  @raphslovemuffin80 @squirrelfurs @bibiz82 @pheradream-15 @kikithedreamerwriter @m1dnyt3-w0lf @scholastic-dragon @moonsua1 [if i've forgotten anyone i'm so sorry please comment or dm me and let me know and i'll add you right away so i don't forget in the future!]

(if you would like to be tagged in my future tmnt x reader related work, feel free to let me know and i'll happily add you!)

i love you all sm! i'm sending all the virtual hugs and well wishes to you!! <33

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- as usual, 2003 donnie has an obsession with coffee. so if you get this mans some coffee expect an INSTANT marriage proposal. [honestly what ver of donnie doesn't have a coffee addiction?] 

- likes to do your hair. it's calming to him and helps him think. hes watched a lot of youtube videos and stuff for it, so he knows what he's doing too. he likes to try new styles n stuff on you. everyone knows when he's particularily stressed or can't seem to figure something out because you seem to have a new hairsyle everyday until he's fixed whatever it is that's bugging him, 

- will also handmake beads and stuff to put in your hair. <3 

- makes jewelry for you, esp out of silverware and other things. it always turns out so beautifully. 

- late night drives. donnie has insomnia and his brain works a lot during the night/evening. so expect to hang out a lot with him during this time. driving at night at new york is super pretty and peaceful too. esp when it's just the two of you. [so long as you don't mind the hectic city hehe-]

- cuddling with him while he works. includes sleeping on him/in his lab when he works really late into the night. he'll later carry you to bed. 

- painting on his shell/body for funzies. and if he does the same to you don't expect it to look too great because 2k3 donnie can't draw for shit. 

- donnie will gift you homemade cards with stick figures on the cover cuz again he cant draw but he knows you'll adore it no matter what just because he made it. plus you think its funny as hell and he adores your laugh. 

- hes actually really good at photography. and he has loads of pictures of you. you two go out and take pictures together sometimes. it's always a lot of fun. and they always turn out great. 

- late night talking sessions are a normal for you. 

- donatello tries his best to get you to sleep at a decent time, but sometimes you'll refuse if he isn't coming to bed with you just to get him to go to sleep earlier. he'll probably lay with you for a while, unable to actually sleep. maybe he'll read or listen to music to help pass the time. sometimes he will also sneak back out of bed once you've fallen asleep, and when you catch him you give him a good talking to. 

- he really needs to take better care of himself. he's always putting those he cares for above himself. so you're always there to make sure he's okay and that he's doing what he needs to do to be happy and healthy. 

- you guys hardly ever fight. donnie isn't one to argue with you. he's a very gentle and kind soul. he rarely raises his voice. (but when he does you find it hot as FUCK- lets be honest--) 

- fix it felix. always fixes things for you, even if you dont ask it of him. if he's at your place and notices something needs to be fixed he'll just do it for you. even if you insist he doesn't have to, he will anyway because he loves you. it brings him joy. and honestly, you should just let him because it probably stresses him out a little thinking about how your door isn't closing properly or your car sounds funny or your light keeps flickering- 

- you like to prank him on occassion, this includes the whole "i filled my tank with the special gas-" or "i let them put premium air in my tires and they gave me a really good deal". it freaks and stresses him out, at least in the moment hehe. its very funny but keep in mind he'll get you back. 

- him reading to you sfghfdgkjhdfg (id die please-) esp if you have trouble sleeping or something. 

- coffee dates are a must. even if you dont drink coffee. 

- donnie napping curled up on your chest/on top of you. you tracing the grooves of his shell. you've learned he finds this very comforting and it helps him fall asleep. 

- hes a definite switch- lmao.

- very gentle and understanding. he's like your personal diary or therapist and you're the same for him. 

[kerink]

okay, i finished the book of bill and i wasn't going to make this post because i was sure someone already had, but i was asked to make it anyway so here we go. my compilation of the billford content:

SONGS

three songs have been identified in relation to bill and ford:

the first is "we'll meet again" by vera lynn, which is about the singer wishing well to the listener before they travel, and promising to return home to them soon. this song comes up twice, first when bill sang it to ford in the fearamid and then again at the start of the book of bill, where ford says he still gets it stuck in his head upon waking up, giving the impression they both are singing it to each other at different points.

the second is a 1960s song by james and bobby; when you search this, the first song that comes up is "i'm your puppet." the meaning of this song is really straightforward, especially within the context of these two, but you can read this if you'd like. i believe this is the song ford is whistling in his dream before he's confronted by bill's previous victims. during this scene, he's sitting in a birch tree clearing (the tree commonly associated with bill) and sketching a yellow meadowlark.

as an aside, something interesting about the meadowlark is that its chest marking has a very peculiar resemblance...

the third is "sweet dreams (are made of this)" by the eurythmics. after bill tries for days if not weeks to talk to ford about the portal, bill resorts to violence and spends the night abusing ford's body and reputation. when ford wakes up, this is the song bill left playing for him.

as an aside, i think it's interesting that the first draft of the song was played on a black and yellow synthesizer.

HOW TO TRICK EVERYONE INTO LOVING YOU

there is an entire section in the book dedicated to bill outlining his dating tips. of the 8 tips bill gives, he uses 3 of them on ford. EDIT: he uses 5 of them

the first is "the love cage," which pretty much ver batum outlines what happened in the fearamid during weirdmageddon.

the second is "vulnerability," where bill advises you tell your date 1) how no one can relate to you and 2) that you have a tragic back story, both of which he does in one fell swoop.

as an aside, this is a fun chance to peek at bill being an unreliable narrator in some kind of mobius double bluff. when you read these two sections back to back, it appears bill is lying to ford to gain his trust, especially if you also just watched the previous video. however, earlier in the book, it's implied that the genocide of his dimension was traumatic and something he wishes he could undo, and later in the book, after ford leaves him, bill gets drunk and attempts to call his mother, sobbing. this gives the impression that bill was indeed being vulnerable with ford here but doesn't want us, the reader, to know it.

the third is "good ol'-fashioned valentines," where bill provides some cheap and easy gift-giving advice. he then follows this advice for ford's birthday.

as an aside, i think it's funny bill brings up cats here. who belongs to whom, william?

BREAKUP

them both accusing each other of cheating:

a callback to stan's season 1 joke: "my ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better:"

this amazing lower back tattoo bill made him get:

bill totally being fine and normal and great after ford leaves him for good. in fact, he's doing so well that he got drunk and took himself to dinner to celebrate. he's not upset. he's not upset.

and let's not forget mabel calling it like it is, as always:

MISC

and finally, here are some various tidbits i just enjoyed:

ford's a cipherholic attracted to things that hurt him lmfao

can you just give him a normal compliment jesus

the tattoo reads "if lost return to bill"

also the "the rats were his idea? i get it now." get what baby hm? hm? hm? implying we WERE supposed to "get" something from it

fated i guess

not tonight dear i have a headache

in conclusion, i definitely think bill is more in love with obsessed with ford than ford is with bill at this point. probably because ford's had a third of his life to come to terms with their partnership, while 30 years to an immortal being is imperceptible. given what we saw with "the love cage" and with how bill tells ford it's not too late to join the henchmaniacs during weirdmageddon, he's probably still trying to get ford back. in his own insane, demonic way.

as an aside, i do think it's interesting that the end of the book implies bill blames stan for turning ford away from him. especially since what he cites is what happens at the end of the show, implying bill thought he still had a chance during weirdmageddon

anyway, thanks for reading! if i missed anything, please let me know!

[natigail]

First gaming video of 2025 and Dan and Phil have never been this fucking soft and open. I kept needing to pause the video and go back over sections, just to bask in their answers and make sure I actually heard them correctly.

Every minute had some moment that made me want to linger, eyes looking first at one and then the other, soaking it all in. They really weren't kidding when they said that video would have everything. Competitive "gaming" (though they were neither really gaming or very competitive), societal commentary (the ending bit!!!) and being parasocial with us (we know them so well and yet there always feels like there's new to learn).

So many highlights that it almost feels impossible to capture them all. Dan thinks that Phil is the funniest person he knows. And Phil was perking up immediately gesturing at himself before Dan was even done reading the question. Phil knows he is the funniest person Dan knows, and he acknowledged it so shamelessly. He's a silly little guy and so funny, Dan really couldn't say anyone else.

Within the bit, but calling each other girlfriends felt so tender. And while they could lean hard into the female friends reference from the game, it was just emphasised. Like when Phil looked right into the camera and told us he was excited to learn more about his girlfriend. Don't look at my rewind count.

Dan predicting that Phil would topple the whole tower by sliding his chair into their stupid, tiny, blanket covered wobbly table on wheels (WHO PLAYS JENGA ON SUCH A THING). The shout of joy when Dan won and Phil pouring jenga pieces over him, as well as stacking them on top of his own head at the end. The fact they didn't fucking print a jenga piece but stuck an actual one on the board with blue tack (discount ver.).

Phil pressing Dan to actually answer some questions a little deeper, like the music one, where it felt like we were all old friends. Because yeah, we know the Muse lore. It's their story but they've shared it so freely with us that it feels familiar. Phil saying his favourite clothing store is their merch site where there's currently one T-shirt available. (But they have had some banger merch through the years, I personally own so much of it). Dan yapping so much that Phil just went ahead and played his turn while Dan was finishing up, further playing into the notion Dan yaps in circles and Phil's brain can just filter him out when he gets like that.

The soft looks, the way their eyes kept crinkling with fond smiles, and how they seemed so energised. The casual mention about the text reveal that it would be a spoiler for next year's wdapteo! When I tell you my heart leapt, because I know they promised not to leave post tour this time again but any reassurance is gentle cradled against my chest all the same.

There's not the tiredness in them like the end of II. TIT has only a few weeks left and they're bouncing. Vibrant and so fucking alive that it's infectious. They joke about the parasocial but they also know that it matters to us, and it matters to them on some level as well. They know us. We're their little gremlins that they accidentally summoned and it might have been overwhelming at times, but we've also brought them good things. Nice moments. Just the sincerity of it all.

Bless Phil's impulsive eBay purchase of a 90's gendered jenga that had been sitting on some aunt's floor. They make simple games so fucking fun and entertaining and this video is an instant fave. As evident by the fact, I needed to take a page from Dan's book and yap my little heart out.

[sturniololuvz]

https://www.tumblr.com/sturniololuvz/775043131391475712/little-sister-sees-chris-drinkingsmoking-underage

smoking ver? 🫣

okayyy!

“Caught in the Act”

Chris sturniolo x sister

Warnings : smoking

Y/N had been searching for Chris for the past fifteen minutes. She had just finished her homework and wanted to show him a funny video she found, but he was nowhere in the house. Matt and Nick were inside playing video games, so she figured Chris had to be outside.

Sure enough, when she stepped onto the back porch, she spotted him leaning against the side of the house, his hoodie pulled up, back turned to her. She was about to call out to him when she noticed something strange—his hand lifted to his lips, and when he exhaled, a thin cloud of smoke drifted into the air.

Her stomach dropped.

“Chris?” she called, her voice hesitant but firm.

Chris jumped, immediately fumbling to hide the cigarette in his hand. He spun around, eyes wide with panic when he saw his little sister standing there, arms crossed, looking both shocked and disappointed.

“Y/N—what are you doing out here?” he asked quickly, his voice unnaturally casual.

“I was looking for you,” she replied, stepping closer. Her nose scrunched at the smell lingering in the air. “Are you smoking?”

Chris sighed, running a hand through his hair. He knew he was caught. There was no talking his way out of this. “Look, it’s not a big deal—”

“Not a big deal?!” Y/N cut him off, her voice rising. “Chris, that’s disgusting! And it’s bad for you! Do you even know what that does to your lungs?”

Chris groaned. “Oh my God, you sound like Mom.”

“Well, maybe you need to listen to Mom,” she shot back, her 13-year-old attitude in full force. “Why are you even doing this? Since when do you smoke?”

Chris avoided her gaze, shuffling his feet. “I don’t do it all the time… just sometimes, when I’m stressed or whatever.”

Y/N’s expression softened slightly, but she was still upset. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. There are literally a million other ways to deal with stress that don’t involve ruining your lungs.”

Chris sighed, rubbing his temples. “Y/N, please don’t say anything to Nick and Matt, okay?”

Y/N frowned. She hated keeping secrets from her older brothers—especially one like this. But at the same time, she didn’t want to get Chris in trouble.

“I won’t if you stop,” she bargained, her tone serious. “Like, for real. No more of this. It’s not worth it, Chris.”

Chris looked at his little sister, seeing the genuine concern in her eyes. He knew she wasn’t just being dramatic—she actually cared.

After a long pause, he sighed. “Alright… I’ll stop.”

Y/N narrowed her eyes. “Promise?”

Chris chuckled softly and held up his pinky. “Pinky promise.”

Y/N stared at him for a moment before linking her pinky with his. “Good. ‘Cause if I catch you again, I am telling Nick and Matt.”

Chris rolled his eyes but couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah, yeah. Got it.”

As they walked back inside, Chris felt a little guilty—but maybe Y/N was right. Maybe this really wasn’t worth it.

[coralinnii]

congratulations on the 2.7k followers 🎉🎉 you really deserve it^^ you're writing is just so good and amazing i'm so happy more people recognise your talent <3 (also i really like the fact that you opened your requests for 27h it's really a fun way to remember that you got 2.7k followers hhhh)

So i'd like to request, if it's alright with you, yuu staying at crewel's or train's place during the holidays and the messages they exchange with (riddle, ruggie, vil, epel) , just yuu having a long distance relationship with the boys if it makes sense!! you can make it platonic or romantic, I don't mind either as long as you have fun writing it ^-^

thank you in advance and again congratulations, i'm really happy for you! have a nice day <3

❋ It Doesn’t Matter Where I Am, I’m Yours ❋

↳ long-distance relationship with him over the holidays

feat: Riddle ⭑ Ruggie ⭑ Vil ⭑ Epel

genre: fluffy romance

note: no pronouns used with the reader, established relationships, reader is implied to be Yuu since Grim comes with them, reader is staying with Crewel in Riddle and Ruggie’s ver. and with Trein in Vil and Epel’s ver., nicknames are used as terms of endearment (rose and my love in Riddle’s ver., sweet lil thing in Ruggie’s ver., sweet potato in Vil’s ver.,)

How did I choose who reader stays with? With a coin flip and it somehow worked out this way :p Hope you enjoy it!

2.7K Followers Writing Event

Riddle’s mother insisted he returned home and Professor Crewel offered demanded that you stay with him over the holidays after finding out that the cafeteria ghosts would be gone throughout the break.

If you two were still new into the relationship, Riddle was anxious over this separation, he's gotten used to the routine of seeing you every day and he can't imagine a day without you, let alone a month. The sweet redhead insisted you keep in contact with him every day, no matter what.

He knew that his mother would set him a schedule filled to the minute with studies and magic practice but he managed to convince her to give him 30 minutes with his phone, in the guise of keeping updated with his dormmates as the Housewarden. He may even try to wake up a little earlier just to text you good morning

teenage rebellion?

But Riddle is not the most familiar with texting slang and lingo, being the type to write out every message with proper grammar, spelling, and explanation points.

At first, he sounded like, albeit sweet, a daily weather update. Riddle once read in a book that a good conversation starter is “Nice weather we have” and just went with it.

As the days went by, Riddle has gotten more comfortable and soon the 30 minutes doesn’t seem enough for him. He wants to tell you more about his hometown (even if he couldn’t leave his home), mention how Trey and Chenya would occasionally sneak a visit, even little tidbits of something he learned from his studies you might find interesting, anything to spend time with you.

If you send him random videos you found online, Riddle would be so confused and won’t understand the humour of it but will text you it was funny just to make you happy (this precious confused child).

Whenever Riddle unintentionally texts you something sweet, Crewel gives you an exasperated look your way as your joyous gushing would startle the puppies.

But Crewel sighs with a little smile on his lips and let you be, better Riddle than those trouble-making Heartslabyul duo. At least with Grim, his trained dogs can keep him in check while the two of you are here.

Riddle is incredibly happy to be able to speak with you everyday but secretly he’s mentally counting the days when he could see you again at school.

His messages

“Good morning, Rose. Today is forecasted to be windy where you are. Be sure to stay warm”

“The cat is adorable. However, I do not understand what is a “blep”.”

“Grim was reprimanded by Crewel and his dogs for trying to steal extra snacks? Perhaps Heartslabyul should adopt a few as well”

“It’s already 2 minutes before I must get ready for sleep? It’s unfortunate but I must go for today. Good night, my love. I will greet you first thing in the morning”

Ruggie was surprised that you were going to stay with Professor Crewel this holiday break but he was going to be busy with seasonal part-time jobs anyway so he wasn’t planning on visiting you (Crewel would’ve sent his dogs on him if he did, anyway).

Due to his irregular work schedules, you couldn’t predict when Ruggie would text you. Different part-time jobs would give him different break times so you and Grim could be helping Crewel to feed his puppies and suddenly you had to hide the cute text your boyfriend sent you from a suspicious Crewel.

“Pup, who was that?”

“Just Ruggie…don’t look, it’s embarrassing!”

Ruggie may even write over-the-top lovey-dovey messages to you, partly to annoy Crewel, but mostly because he does mean them

But sometimes Ruggie would get too tuckered out to text you and would apologize for not replying as soon as he could the next day.

It’s understandable, though. Which is why you tried to text more to lift his spirits, so that everytime he opens up his messages, he reads your little motivational messages.

“Don’t forget to eat lots, my hardworking hyena! I’m so proud of you <3”

Ruggie’s coworkers won’t get a single explanation to Ruggie’s sudden burst of energy in the second half of the day, nor his wagging tail. But they can guess that is something to do with you, judging by the goofy smile the hyena beastman has on throughout his shift.

His grandmother is very aware of your presence in Ruggie’s life, not that he’s very subtle. She sees the way Ruggie gets a toothy grin so early in the morning just by looking at his phone, or the way his ears perk up when his phone vibrates.

His messages

“Mornin’, sweet lil thing. How’s life with Mr. Tall, Dark, and Grumpy? Shyehehe, wouldn’t be surprised if he gave ya some homework while ya there”

“Grandma made some of her famous donuts. When we come back, I’ll make some for ya so look forward it”

“The kids are badgering me to show ‘em the pic of ya. Even Grandma is curious! She wanna know who’s been making me so happy so…do ya mind?”

“It’s weird. Even with my work and the kids, I still feel kinda bored. I wanna see ya soon. I can’t believe that I might want school to actually open sooner”

Holidays would be a busy time for Vil. Even if he specified that he’s prioritizing his studies, he would occasionally agree to a gig or two, just to ensure he stays relevant in the business.

Funnily enough, Professor Trein offered to house you during the holidays since his wife heard that you were spending the holidays all alone in your depreciated dorm (what’s the difference with any other day, though?) and wouldn’t let that be. Both Trein and Vil live in the Shaftlands but it was still miles away from each other and with Vil’s busy life, you couldn’t really see each other over the break.

Cautious of his situation, Vil is careful with when and where he is when he’s messaging. It’s not that his agency would ever let anybody with ill intentions come close to him, but he doesn’t want to drag into this world where social vultures could harm you.

Vil’s texts are professional but always sweet and filled with concern for you. Asking you how was your day, if you have eaten yet, and if you remembered to take care of yourself (then reprimand you if you did forget).

In the comfort of his home, Vil would video call you as he does his skincare routine, content with listening to you as you tell him about your day and talking about the most random things, because you look so beautiful to him when you do.

If you gush about how amazing the Shaftlands was as Trein and his wife showed you and Grim around, Vil would entertain the thought of showing you around his hometown with you. Just the two of you.

One day, Vil’s father was passing by as the two of you were on your video calls which is when Vil finally introduces you to his father. The older man is pleased to finally meet the one who’s making his son so happy and even excited to return to school. Vil chose not to comment on this.

His messages

“It may not be as cold there as it is here, but be sure to put on your moisturizer. Just because I’m not there to take care of you doesn’t mean you have a day off, sweet potato”

“Oh, you saw my interview this afternoon? Well of course, I was nothing short of pure elegance. But thank you, my dear. I truly appreciate your kind words. Hmm? Of course, I will tell you my next appearance”

“Sweet potato, your eyes seem tired today. Are you alright? You stayed up watching movies? Good grief, I told you how bad that was…you were watching my early works? …That is no excuse, we can watch them together when we return to college”

“Professor Trein told you and Grim that you could visit my town sometime next week? Hmm, I will discuss with my agent and I will show you around myself. Hmm? No, it’s no trouble. What inconsiderate man would think a date with his beloved would be trouble. I will see you soon”

Epel was surprised that you were actually going to be closer than he realized when you told him that you were staying with Professor Trein and his family over the break.

However, Trein’s town still isn’t exactly close and Epel was going to help out his family on the farm throughout the break anyway so the two of you couldn’t meet up as much as you really wanted to.

Texting while he was working outside wasn’t easy with the gloves Epel had to deal with so he opted with taking pictures, voice messages, and video calls whenever he could. He sends you pictures of some of the newly harvested apples and raves over the great harvest this year, which you found absolutely adorable (but you kept that to yourself).

He tried his very best to be sneaky about his calls to you though, because the townspeople would tease him and gush about young love whenever they catch him sending messages on the job.

“Look at my lil’ apple. All grown up an’ smitten”

“Grandma!”

It wasn’t any less embarrassing on your end as Trein’s daughters were also staying during the holidays and quickly caught you on your phone leaving cute messages for Epel. They’ve taken up the older sister role and lovingly grill you over your relationship.

“Does he give you flowers or chocolates? No? Hmph, how disappointing”

“He may be a hard worker, but if he isn’t a gentleman, he’s not husband material!”

The sisters were only a little bit impressed when after you jokingly told Epel about that embarrassing conversation, there was a crate of genuine Harveston apple juice. Atop of the crate, there was a note formally wishing the Trein family well and thanking them for taking care of you.

Epel may have wanted to prove to you he can be a man, but now he also wants to prove he’s a gentleman…and also husband material.

His messages

“Is it cold where ya are? Be sure to get real cozy and warm. Huh, Grim’s been complaining? Haha, Shaftlands chills ain’t no joke”

“The town’s real happy about the harvest this season. Gonna be another year of delicious foods this time around. I really wanna share with ya when we get back to school”

“Do you like the apple juice I sent ya? It’s made with the apples I picked myself, you know. Gotta only be the best for ya afterall”

“Grandma has been naggin’ to bring ya over to visit. To be honest…I want that too. I miss ya a lot”

[a13xandri4]

Can I request a sbg + the parents x reader who does majorette

Ahhhh, I love this request! I will do my best with this, however since I don't usually write for parents I'll try to make an exception and see what I can do!

Main Six + Parents x Reader!!

Requested by... @kisswony!

Synopsis: Reader does majorette, the main six and their parents (as well as siblings where it applies) discover such!

Format: Headcannons

Word Count: 6,690 (6.7k)

Warnings for: Maybe inaccurate information, bad grammar, and possibly sloppy writing! A female reader may accidentally be hinted at aswell! Chances are that this may be ooc

Additional Notes: Reader is going to be made at gender neutral as possible for flexibility 💕 And to clarify, the Reader's dynamic with the parents is completely platonic, and not romantic!! Divider Credits will be located at the end, in order! On top of all that, Taylors Ver. and Tyler's Ver. is different situations on how they found out and how their mom reacted 👍

Super Extra Author Notes: No, I did not proof read, there was six thousand words in this, I was not proof reading that, but I'm praying I didn't mess up that bad lol 😭💕

The Banner Family:

Emma Banner:

Emma was a little bit skeptical on you at first, before she realized what you did for an extra curricular. Not necessarily in a bad way, you just seemed like a huge contrast in comparison to Ash.

You were always smiling, and just seemed so upbeat, so it seemed a bit unnatural in a sense for Ashlyn to be such good friends with you.

Chances are she found out when you were over at the Banner's house for a simple hang out. You and Ashlyn were just friends at the time, and you two seemed to have a decent amount in common the more you came over.

More specifically you two loved to dance and you both were flexible at that.

I imagine that Emma walked into Ashlyn's room to drop off a small snack tray for you two, and she realized you were messing around with a baton.

And it seemed to click from there. She did end up asking you a few questions about it, but overall she approved on it and she seemed to be a bit more comfortable around you.

She was likely the last to find out out of the three in that family.

She's definitely willing to help do your hair or style it some sort of way on Fridays for game nights!

"Yeah, sure sweetie, I can do your hair,"

She'd also very much want to teach you self defense, and most definitely how to do self defense with your baton.

Overall, she thinks that you're pretty, cool, and really sweet, and a really good friend to her daughter,

When you do start to date Ashlyn, she's just glad you're not a bad influence on Ashlyn and she even more glad you treat her well!

Mike Banner:

I'd take a wild guess and say Mike was likely the one picking you up from a few practices in the case your parents (or parent) couldn't

He'd likely be a bit confused at first at the term 'Majorette', but hey, he didn't judge.

He was just mostly glad that Ashlyn had met such a good friend.

When he did realize what it meant, even though it was a bit obvious, given the fact you had brought a baton into the car half of the week, he seemed intrigued,

He always was very much willing to bring Ashlyn, and some of the others to Football games every week if it was wanted. (Spoiler, it usually was)

Now, when it came time for the group wanting to learn self defense, he thought it'd be funny to put blade in your batons that swung out when you tossed it and it spun quick enough.

Emma did not appreciate that suggestion, however, it was in fact incorporated once they found out about the phantoms and the phantom dimension.

Technically, you already had batons with blades, but it was more of so the blades sawed off of knives and hot glued to the ends of your batons.

So when it was prompted, Mike fixed the makeshift baton blade situation for you.

I do think he'd secretly record videos of you and Ashlyn dancing just to document memories for mostly himself and Emma, but also you two.

Ashlyn would immediately be embarrassed and shoo him out of her room,

"What? I'm just documenting my daughter and her best friend!" He'd laugh.

Overall, Mike likes you and he thinks you being a Majorette is pretty neat. Sometimes he'll stay for the games, to be supportive and all.

When you do eventually start dating Ash, he's just happy you're a good kid and you ended up with his daughter.

It was a win-win in his mind. A less anti-social kid, and a super great partner for that anti-social kid!

Ashlyn Banner (Platonic Ver.):

Now, given the fact that at the time she discovered your role in the Marching Band, you two were just friends, well more of so forced friends (due to the project and circumstances that ensued afterwards), she was just kind of neutral on the matter.

In fact, going even further back, before the project and before you were friends, she just kind of assume you were like every other person in the grade with an extra curricular and weirdly nice face-- egotistical or fake.

That was very, very quickly disproven. Because you were stupidly nice towards her. Especially when the project came up and the trip to Savannah happened.

After that first night in the motel, or otherwise, the starter's guide to the group's version of hell, you were stressing. Some Fridays, you didn't even get to the school for pick up until midnight, so what the hell were you supposed to do?

You did communicate this with Ashlyn and she took one look at your schedule and grimaced from all the stuff you had to be in attendance for.

Eventually a routine was formed though, and you began to get picked up by Mike so you could immediately go to meetings. Sure you were a mess, but Ashlyn was gracious enough to understand and let you use her shower.

When Marching Band season was eventually coming to a close, Ashlyn likely made sure you still were practicing with your batons as a way to make sure you were still well prepped for the phantom dimension,

Overall, as your friend, she thinks the batons are pretty cool, and she attends at least half of your games throughout the season to be supportive, plus you two have gotten fairly close over the past school year thanks to it,

"Hey, make sure you're still able to throw it fast enough to activate the blades,"

Ashlyn Banner (Romantic Ver.):

Now, in the case that reader is dating Ashlyn, and is a Majorette, I'm about 90% sure that Ashlyn probably already knew- not by you talking so much, but simply by observing your schedule while you two dated.

She realized you were late to meetings, and admittedly sweaty and exhausted every time the group met up,

She noticed the fact that when you wore a t-shirt, you were especially toned on your arms, and you were incredibly flexible as well as coordinated-

At first she assumed you did dance, but then you would show up to meetings in full glam, right before midnight, only on Fridays.

She did finally ask, as she assumed you were in the Band, but she didn't want to jump the gun, and she automatically was chill with it. She didn't make a big deal, and she would never admit to swooning over your uniforms that were bedazzled and glamorized in every single way.

100% no doubt she is asking to see your routines, but like- in a nonchalant way. She doesn't want to admit she's really into the fact you do Majorette after all, but there were some dead give away's,

I mean- Come on.. The lengthy good luck text before each game, staying after school to watch you practice with the band- I mean, she was really into it.

And once the season was in official and full swing? She was showing up to every game, I mean- her dad was already driving her to games half the time, why not all the time? Even when you had an away game located in Florida, she had her dad take her there and even book a hotel for one night so you didn't have to worry about a 6 hour drive home on the Band bus.

She would definitely be cautious at the games for you're sake. During third quarter, she'd give you her jacket because some of the people at the football games, including the football players, could be creeps.

She just was super aware, and if she overheard anything, she'd simply guide you away and take care of it later.

Once the season ended, she was fairly disappointed, but you reminded her that you would be trying out for next year in a few months and to not stress too too hard.

She felt better after that, and I mean a lot better.

"Wow, you look- wow."

"Hey, take my jacket,"

Oh and when she officially introduced you as her partner to her parents? And they were completely vibing with it? She was over the moon in her head,

The Clark Family (Aiden's Version):

(Warning(s) for: Aiden's parents not being very good parents)

Jessica Clark:

Sooo... How to phrase it..? Aiden's rich, and his parents are rich. So they're bound be particular on his friends to an extent.

To be completely honest? Jessica was just a tad bit nervous around you. Not necessarily you- it's just.. You were always smiling and pretty upbeat. It almost made her nervous she found someone identical to Aiden in energy.

However, she was relieved to find out you just were very smiley because you were in Majorette- Of which was discovered because Aiden begged her to take him to the opening game of the season.

Usually she would've said no, but a meeting of hers got cancelled, so she had no excuse to avoid the event.

So , she was sitting in the bleachers, in the front row, due to Aiden's request, and she was waiting for pre-game to start, of which Aiden looked ecstatic, so she asked him why he was so happy,

And he zoned out for a split second before replying, and pointing you out in the front of the band where they were in parade rest, waiting for the Attention call.

And that was when she got that nervous feeling. You were staring at the ground and smiling. It was a little bit off putting,

But pre game began, and you did your tricks, in your sparkly leotard, with kicks and twirls incorporated. You looked fantastic, and Aiden was cheering for you insanely loud despite it only being pregame,

Jessica didn't exactly get why he was so excited, but during the halftime show, she seemed a bit more comfortable, and then third quarter rolled around. And the second the band was released for third quarter, and you came over?

That was technically the first introduction, you were super friendly, and while you had the same everlasting smile Aiden managed to pull off, your energy levels were half of is, which left a very good impression,

After that first meeting you got a permanent invite from Aiden's mom to family get togethers.

Jessica offered to pay for your makeup, and high quality brands at that, and even your new uniforms she sent to Aiden so they were covered while she was out of town.

It was a little bit sad in some respects. You were seeing a side of Jessica that Aiden truly never got.

Jessica definitely saw you as the kid she never got.

"Ah, don't even worry about it, dear! Me and Daniel have it covered,"

Admittedly, she was nicer to you than her husband, but she still was pretty absent in regard to both her son and you.

Daniel Clark:

Daniel was a lot harder to warm up to. He did come around, but the beginning was a bit rough.

Daniel was precise, observant, and what made that all worse? He was judgmental.

Chances are, after that first home game, Jessica offered for you to come back to their house for the night since it was just closer and they had a nice guest bedroom.

Daniel was frankly not happy about having a stranger in his household.

He was very nit picky on what you were wearing, how you talked, even how you carried yourself.

Aiden was especially quick to shut it down. Outside of that, it was a bit awkward that first meeting.

Then Daniel realized that nearly every single time him and Jessica returned from a business trip, you were there.

It was hard to not come around, you were incredibly polite to them after all. You were just.. being yourself.

Daniel came around more specifically when you started to teach Aiden stuff with the batons (both a blessing and a nightmare in it's own regards).

Aiden seemed to bug him less, and he liked it.

Overall, he didn't really have that much of a reaction to you doing Majorette besides the fact he was a little judgmental on the whole shabang.

He just kind of didn't have a in depth opinion because he didn't show up all that much for Aiden in the first place, so would he really show up all that much for you? Nah.

"They're fine. Not the worst kid I've met. Aiden could learn a lot from them,"

Aiden Clark (Platonic Ver.):

Ohh, okay. So, Aiden met you the first week of school, like literally, the first week and same day he met Ashlyn, he met you.

You were off the bat super nice to him and didn't seem off put by his energy, so he took that as his sign to bombard you as much as humanly possible.

That same first day of school, you two were just kind of getting to know each other in the halls, with Ben just kind of there listening in, and you were grabbing your batons from the girl's locker room, of which he waited outside of- and when you came out?

"Oooh, what're those?" he had asked --well, he knew what they were, he just didn't know why you had them-- and you of course explained to him that you were in Majorette.

Believe me when I say he was immediately firing off questions like a damn conveyor belt that wasn't stopping anytime soon,

"You should come to our first game of the season!" you had beamed, and it's honestly unclear to him whether that sparked just an obsessive need to be friends or a romantic interest (That would be clarified later on)

So that's when it began. He started showing up at your games, every single week. If you had any games that were away? He'd get an Uber since he knew his parents wouldn't drive him.

He'd help you pick out makeup, your shades, just everything.

Even when his mom tried to help he usually ended up taking the reigns, of course though, that was a detail you were unaware about.

He cared a lot for you, and you were quickly deemed his best friend, (after Ben and Lily of course).

On the majorette matter? He adores the fact you do it and is constantly begging you to teach him it!!

You do cave and teach him a couple thing, and he's surprisingly pretty damn decent at it!

"Woahh, do that toss again!!"

Aiden Clark (Romantic Ver.):

I mean, the guy was kind of down bad from the get go, but a badass girl who had knives in her damn batons? He might've bought you a ring that very moment.

Now, I can see Aiden as your boyfriend finding out slightly different than from an Aiden you just met and who is only your friend.

I think Aiden would've discovered you did Majorette when he ordered off weapons from amazon and the really bad quality uniforms.

He simply asked you what you wanted for your weapon, and you said batons.

He was pretty damn confused.

"Batons? Do you even know how to use those?" He would asked,

"Aiden- I'm in Majorette, remember?" You just kind of laughed a bit, and immediately he was freaking out.

He usually knew everything about you- So how did he miss that? Well, he eased up after you reassured him it was fine.

Though he did make it a firm point to brag to absolutely everyone about you, and he took personal offense to anyone who even had one negative comment to say about the marching band.

"How dare you say that, the band's perfect since my partner's in it," was one of the more common phrases. Even the damn group was sick of it.

During third quarter? This man is right beside you everywhere, gushing about how well you did, and also subconsciously making sure to glare at absolutely anyone who looked at you longer than a few seconds.

"What're you looking at, Half-wit?"

"...? Wtf are you on about, Aiden?" (<-Tyler, who was in fact not looking at you, but at his phone)

"I've got my eye on you, half-wit..."

He will have 20, 5-dollar bills at the ready so he can pay his way to the front, or at least close to it, of the concession stand so you can eat in the short amount of time that you have.

He will also cover your food, any anything extra that the school may be sporting (my school does snow cones during home games)

Oh, he 1000% fangirls over your muscles, like- absolutely adores them.

He will make you wear tight t-shirts just so he can see the silhouette that they have. He just is super into them.

He's completely fine with the fact you could give him a nasty uppercut if you so wished. He knows you wouldn't though (or he hopes so).

And when you go to his house to practice, just because there's more space, his eyes are glued to you at every turn.

One time, he asked to do your makeup before a game and gave you clown makeup and you started crying, because line up was in ten minutes.

He managed to get it off and finish your makeup with a literal fifteen seconds before line up and you had to sprint to get in position.

Overall, he takes a very active role with your 'Majorette-ing' as he likes to call it.

And he loves you even louder than he already does-

"Hey- hey, it's fine, we're gonna get it off, I'm sorry-"

"That's my partner!!!"

The Clark Family (Ben's Version):

(They all kind of found out at the same time, excluding Ben)

(Also, this was made a bit shorter due to there being more family members and also since we haven't gotten to see much of Ben's family)

Naomi Clark:

She had no reason to dislike you upon discovering you did Majorette.

In fact, she kind of liked you before even realizing you did Majorette, you seemed polite and social, so she thought it'd be good for Ben especially.

And by that, she mostly thought someone who was social and also wasn't gonna break their bones 24/7 was good for Ben.

Chances are, her and William were visiting for the week, to see Ben, and Aiden wanted to go to the football game that Friday,

Of course, Ben seemed at least a little bit interest, and Lily was begging to go, so that's exactly what happened.

Upon the pregame show happening, and Lily rambling about how pretty the people in the sparkly uniforms were, she just kind of talked with Lily and explained that those pretty people- were Majorettes.

She did end up chatting with you during third quarter when you came over, and she thought of you as polite.

I think after that first game of meeting you, she'd definitely asked Ben how you're doing and if there's anything that her and William could do for you.

She'd also tell Ben and Aiden to help you with anything you needed, but especially Ben.

Overall, she believes you to be a very polite, talented kid, and she's looking forward to seeing you in the future.

"Is their family doing alright? Make sure you offer to help if they need it,"

William Clark:

He's a quiet man, and mostly observant. So when he finds out at that first football game, he's mostly observing how you treat his kids, nephew, and wife.

You do manage to check those boxes in his head. You're polite, respectful, and you don't seem thrown off by Lily's questions or Ben's silence.

So overall, Majorette seems like a beige flag. Nothing against it, to him, it's just kind of something you do and enjoy.

"Kid seems nice, right Naomi?"

Ben Clark (Platonic Ver.):

Okay, so Ben met you around the beginning of the school year. He's an observant guy, quiet like his dad.

He noticed your weird wonky schedule, probably noticed you going to the band room right after school, and he probably noticed you at some point laughing with your friends about marching band.

He didn't mention it, didn't exactly talk anyways to let you know. He'd just silently support it as you two became friends and even close friends.

At some point, likely when you were first hot-gluing your knives onto your batons like some sort of Troom Troom tutorial, he wrote in his notebook,

"[Are those because you do Majorette?]"

"T-the batons? Yeah-" You were very awkward with the sudden question, since you didn't realize that he knew.

But it kind of got easier the more you got to know him. He didn't really bring it up unless you wanted him too, though he had told Aiden in private he thinks your uniforms are cool.

Outside of the phantom dimension, he does go to a lot of your games with Aiden, and he is very quietly supporting from the stands.

Now, as it is known by you as well as the rest of the group, the dude has anger issues.

This unfortunately means you cannot rant about how frustrated some people in your Squad make you, or else he might commit a crime.

Usually though, it's very sweet, and he really enjoys how much you enjoy being a Majorette.

"[You did really good☺]"

Ben Clark (Romantic Ver.):

Very similar to the platonic version, he already kind of figured you did Majorette. The main difference is that he confirmed it by spotting you during a football game Aiden dragged him too.

He usually would sit close to the band's section in the bleachers and he'd be pretty adamant on spending third quarter with you.

Again, he's a silent supporter- so while he may now be able to vocally cheer you on- like Aiden can, he definitely shows his support and care for your passion through his actions.

He'll draw you in different uniforms, his favorite being one with ladybugs as the design inspiration. If you do show interest in that one specific design, he will be over the moon and flustered.

During games, he bring you stuff, such as flowers, and little gifts like that. He also apologizes a lot during the warmer time of the year, because ladybugs will swarm him, and in consequence, you as well during your practices.

He also is extremely protective of you during third quarter and is constantly beside, not leaving your side for a single second

While you two are dating, he does apologize in advance for Lily's antic and you always reassure him that it's alright as long as she's careful with your batons.

Out of season though? He likes to watch you practice combat with the batons, just to see how well you do with them. It's almost a bit nerve wracking for him.

He was the first person to realize you used your school issued batons for your weapon in the phantom dimension. Seeing the shadow for the first time was very off putting for not just Ben, but everyone.

Either way, outside of that, he thinks you look very nice while performing and he's very affirming after the game!

"[You did really good,]"

Lily Clark:

Oh this girl adores you. You were one of the only things she noticed during pre game and half time.

In third quarter? When you came over to say hi to Ben and Aiden, and consequently meet Ben's family?

Lily was freaking out, and definitely asking you questions and if you could do tricks right then and there.

You had to disappoint her that you didn't have your baton on you, but she bounced right back, firing off questions,

You were a bit overwhelmed with the questions, but she was seven, so you didn't mind answering them.

She wanted to be in attendance to every single football game from that point on, but she couldn't always make it, so she made Ben talk to her about you for hours on end.

She 100% wants to be like you when she gets to high school, and she gets super excitedly when you let her mess around with your batons when you visit Aiden's house to see Ben and she's also there.

You definitely have her stamp of approval.

"Can I play with your batons??"

The Fields Family:

Mary Fields (Grandmother):

Now, his grandmother, similar to Logan's grandfather, was pretty strict and observant at that. They cared a lot about Logan.

So upon somebody new coming into the Flower Shop nearly every day of the week, chatting with Logan.

Mary was luckily more open minded than her husband, though she still was relatively cautious around you.

Mary very much did interrogate you upon first meeting you. Why? Well, not because of you necessarily being friends, but the fact you were pretty and did a pretty difficult sport.

It kind of felt like you were trying just.. too hard to come off normal. At least to her it did,

Logan was very quick to shut that down on your behalf, and he simply explained you were just used to being high energy and smiling because of Marching band.

She asked what you did, you told her you were a Majorette, and she seemed to slowly approve of you from there.

You were polite, helped around the shop, and even seemed to help Logan come out of his shell to an extent.

After warming up to you, Mary would consider bring Logan to a few of the football games, and she'd let you pick out a bouquet of flowers once a week as a thank you for just being there for Logan.

Additionally, Mary will thank you in private more than once for defending Logan from jerks (you have batons for a reason after all, why not use them when you can?)

"Your friend's nice you know, you should bring 'em around more often,"

That was something she'd say to Logan even though you hung out there nearly every day.

So, overall, she did seem to grow fond of you enough to where she would question Logan if you weren't at the shop,

James Fields (Grandfather):

James was very set on trying to find something wrong with you, but his efforts proved futile because you genuinely were really nice and helpful.

You studied with Logan, helped around the shop (without accepting any sort of payment even if you were working a while), you just seemed like a good kid overall.

You honestly just kind of seemed normal. You had a few jabs, but nothing Logan didn't dish right back to you.

Logan seemed comfortable and James appreciated that a lot.

Despite that however, James is still ready to call his old buddies in case you slip up too much (you don't ever slip up that bad, luckily).

Overall, he thinks you're alright as long as you keep just treating Logan how you are.

"I'm keeping my eye on your friend, Logan,"

Logan Fields (Platonic Ver.):

Alright, so for Logan, as friends, I can imagine he didn't even realize you did Majorette until wayyyyy after the season's end-

I'm talking around like April or May. And he only found out because you were giving the group a heads up on the fact you had clinics and tryouts all of next week, so you'd naturally show up later to the graveyard than usual

He was kind of like, "Woah, you do Majorette? Is that why you use Batons??"

And you just nodded, before the conversation flowed somewhere else regarding plans for that night. Until it just turned into a hang out rather than a meeting

During this time, as you scrolled on your phone, and you happened to be sitting next to Logan when you were checking your instagram posts throughout the school year and found one dedicated to your Majorette stuff.

This sparked Logan's curiosity and he was bound and eager to learn more about it.

He was genuinely excited to learn, even if he had a few sassy remarks to make about it, he seemed completely invested as you rambled.

That was actually how you two managed to get really close. You rambled about Majorette and batons, he rambled about astrology and guns- It was a weird combo but it just kind of worked.

On top of all that, you two came up with a ton of different theories regarding the phantom dimension and on the days you all took it easier, you and him would figuring out a lot of stuff.

This also led to you two hanging out after school more individually, which is when you met his grandparents. And you were utterly horrified because you were 99% sure they were planning your funeral before you had even graduated Sophomore year.

Logan did reassure you that they weren't psychos or anything they just knew he used to be bullied and as a result were just sort of protective.

Overall, because of when he discovered your role in the Marching Band, he wasn't too utterly focused on it, but when the next season kicked up, he was happy to attend as many games as he could.

"You're the one who spins sticks for fun"

"...I can't tell if that was serious or not--"

"I'm sorry that was really mean-"

(We love sassy Logan<33)

Logan Fields (Romantic Ver.):

Okay, so in the case you and Logan were already dating, I'm definitely am gonna take a wild guess and say that he still didn't know immediately, like in the platonic version, but one thing he did already know is that you were in the marching band.

So it pretty much plays out the same when he found out. Except he was a lot more comfortable asking questions about it immediately.

Certain tosses, attention, everything- He wanted to know, and I can bet a pretty penny he'd give you flowers every time you memorized a part of your routine.

Now- let's talk about the real kicker- you had muscle. You were also very flexibility. And Logan..?

He was kind of, really into it. More so than really anybody else.

He was a nervous, and kind of flustered mess every time you wore tight shirts or tank tops.

I mean like, he just kind of got quiet and stared.

"Uhhh, Logan? You good?"

"H-huh? Y-yeah! All good!"

He didn't feel insecure or anything when the mentions of your muscles got brought up- honestly, he found it comforting.

One time, you slapped the crap out of Barron at the arcade before you and Logan were dating, your muscles?

Just- damn he realized he was smitten in that moment.

Overall, he very much approves of your extracurricular focus and he does support you a lot through letting you rant and getting you tons of flowers.

In the Phantom dimension, he's always a bit anxious about you going on missions with the group while he stays watch, but you reassure him that you use batons nearly ever day and they're gonna keep you insanely safe.

"You should wear tank tops more often, they look good on you" He would say with an extremely red face and an admiring look.

The Hernandez Family (Taylor's Version):

Mariana Hernandez:

This woman was just glad to know her babies were meeting some people. So when she met you?

She absolutely loved you as if you were one of her own kids. Taylor had introduced you during the cookout, and Taylor was quick to shoot off the fact you did Majorette.

She found that intriguing and asked a few polite questions.

Overall, she seemed kind of melancholy throughout the first visit. She barely had the energy to work, let alone be fully invested in a ton of outside things unless it was regarding her kids safety.

She was very grateful you understood the circumstances (thanks to Taylor explaining) and how you didn't push or get confused when she started rambling about how her husband, Ethan, hasn't come home.

Other than that, she seems very pleased by your presence and she appreciates your optimistic and upbeat attitude despite the things you know.

"They were nice, honey, you should invite them over more,"

Taylor Hernandez (Platonic Ver.):

So, kind like how she noticed Ashlyn existing way before high school- she also noticed you existing. You two never were really friends until that group project

So, naturally given the fact she had a big social group, a social group full of teenage girls, and what do most teenage girls do? Gossip and talk about people.

Because of this, she kind of knew you were in Majorette, and had been since you were in 8th grade, but since she was constantly at Mechanics meetings or with her Brother, she really didn't think much about it, or at least she didn't think enough of it to mention it.

In fact, it kind of just left her mind after a certain point. Then, Sophomore introductions happened- going through the list of classmates,

"Ashlyn Banner, I like dogs."

"I'm Aiden Clark, I like bungee jumping, skydiving, racing, rocking climbing, water skiing.. oh and-"

And so on and so forth until it reached you. You were the last person in the class to do your introduction and for your fun fact, you mentioned that you did Majorette.

And then your groups were formed for the group project, you happened to be an extra person, and Taylor offered to snatch you in their group,

Once she did, you two immediately clicked. You both were nice, social, and upbeat at that- making it like a perfect duo.

After school that day, y'all started texting like crazy, sending pictures, sharing pinterests boards, the whole shabang-

She was constantly asking you about your routines, your uniforms, your makeup, just about everything-

"Can you show me that toss again?!"

Overall, as your friend, she's one of your biggest hype girls. Constant support, and she definitely yaps about you to Tyler,

"Wasn't that toss so cool?? Tell them, Ty!"

Taylor Hernandez (Romantic Ver.):

As your girlfriend? This girl is all over you practically. She is so proud of you for doing Majorette.

She loves when you show off your costumes and show her the makeup inspirations you've been looking at for games.

While she doesn't skip her mechanics meetings, she does desperately wish you good luck at your practices and is constantly sending you texts to make sure you're all good.

But before you're confirmed to be on the team for the next year..? And you're anxiously waiting the results? She is super sweet and reassuring,

"You got this, honey! You're gonna do great!"

When you do get in, she is more excited for you than you are for yourself! She is like, 'Let's throw a party!' and Tyler was kind of like, 'With whose money? Cause it won't be mine or mom's 😃'

The party idea was scraped quickly, but Taylor did treat you to some ice cream and a very lovely sleepover.

Tyler did not appreciate you two squealing and ended up going to sleep on the couch because as much as he disliked your loud pitches, he'd seen his sister so happy so just be near you, so the least he could do was respect it.

Sleepovers did occur at your house from that point on.

But- she did make you a ton of bracelets to show off school spirit and to show off the fact you did Majorette. It was honestly really sweet on her end.

Oh, and when football season was in?? She was in the stands, screaming your name, cheering for you louder than anybody else.

"WOOOOO!!! THAT'S MY PARTNER!!!"

Overall, with Taylor as your girlfriend, and you being a Majorette? You got yourself a hyper squad all in one happy, ecstatic bundle of joy!

The Hernandez Family (Tyler's Version):

Mariana Hernandez:

When you met Mariana (in this version), it was more of a very quick meeting. There wasn't much time to discuss anything as you as a group had to go to the bus to get ready,

You were just kind of picking Tyler and Taylor up, but Tyler had weirdly insisted on you briefly meeting his mom. And it more of a,

"This is my mom, mom this my friend,"

And then he dragged you out before you could get to know her any more. However, more opportunities presented itself.

You guys ended up chatting a bit more then and she found out you did Majorette. It unfortunately was out of season by then, so she couldn't really much with the information.

Otherwise, she thinks you're going to be a good influence on Tyler and Taylor at the end of the day,

"Hm, they're nice. Reminds me of your father."

Tyler Hernandez (Platonic Ver.):

He discovered you could do Majorette first between him and Taylor, but Taylor knew you existed as a person first.

When he initially found out, he definitely thought he could do what you do with ease.

He in fact, could not. He quickly realized that you need a damn lot of hand eye coordination to grab your baton after tossing it,

He also underestimated how time consuming marching band. He was a spring/summer sport after all, since he did baseball.

You let him take a few looks at your schedule over the past season and he just look overwhelmed reading all the words that detailed each and every event

I can imagine he first discovered you did Majorette through the phantom dimension though, because of your batons being your weapons.

Tyler probably finds them really stupid at first, but he watched you stab the crap out of a phantom right in front of him in the most weirdly rhythmic way possible. You were counting to eight as you did it.

Weird sure, but it earned you a few respect points in his book.

He kind of was a bit weirded out at first, but he did get used to it. It took a while, and he did enjoy watching you practice to an extent.

He'd help you sharpen your blades when free time made itself known. He's actually surprisingly helpful once you get to know him.

However, since he found out that you did Majorette so late into the season, he only had time to make it to the last few games of the season.

He was still super supportive during them, and cheer you on. If you called him out on it though? He'd just try to play it off

"Tch, you must've heard Taylor, short-stack,"

Tyler Hernandez (Romantic Ver.):

As your boyfriend, he still has a bit of an attitude, but he definitely isn't as weirded out.

You're his cool and amazing partner after all, so if you're doing it, it's gotta be worthwhile.

He does still think he could do better than you, and you do let him think it for a while.

He still sharpens your blades for you, and usually is pretty protective when it comes to the Phantom Dimension.

It almost scares him how coordinated and violent you can be, all while smiling. It almost reminds him of Aiden to an extent.

Though you frequently remind him through how you act that well- you're not like Aiden. Sure you're upbeat and maybe too enthusiastic for you're own good, but it's mostly just habit.

During games though, he does see a shift, you seem just a tad bit more forced with your smile and it immediately drops into an rbf as soon as third quarter hits and the band is released to wander about.

During third quarter, this dude is automatically in a bad mood at everyone, minus you, and possibly Taylor and maybe Logan, solely because of everything Logan's been through.

If you two happen to spot Barron, whether that's in line waiting for your food, or just while walking around until you have to return to the stands, he automatically puts his jacket on you, and drags you away to prevent any problems.

"Yeah.. Hey, short-stack? Let's walk around a bit more,"

Overall, he's just happy to know that you're doing something you love while managing everything that's going on.

Overall Conclusions!!!!!:

The Main Six as well as their parents think it's cool you do Majorette. While the reaction vary from family to family and person to person, overall, the families of the main six, as well as the main six, think it's neat!

And That concludes the wonderful request that was sent in by @kisswony!! This was an awesome request and I have a ton of fun writing it!

Praying that I did this all correctly since I briefly skimmed it over 😃

ALSO THIS TOOK TWO DAYSSS!!! Longest writing piece I've done in a long time, but it was lowkey fun!! I'm so sorry if this did not meet expectations, but this marks my first official time writing for Logan, Taylor, Aiden, and Ben, as well as all the families, so please understand 😭

Divider Credits:

@animatedglittergraphics-n-more (military as well as baseballs)

@bernardsbendystraws (Money)

@purefantasia (Cd's, Records, and Tapes)

@virulentinanity (Stars)

@konatasoup) (Bows)

@cozy-menagerie (Buses)

For those who came across this! Hi!

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And my Rules Page right -> Here

Last but not least!!! If you're interested in requesting a Fluff bingo square, you can go to the page righttttttt -> Here!!

[tomhardymyking]

I wonder how long we'll have to wait to watch 𝑴𝒐𝒃𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒅 interviews with 𝗧𝗼𝗺, if there will be any... 🤔

Meanwhile, today I'm uploading edits of an "interview" that I can't stop watching lately because I love it so much: 𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚's Snack Wars with 𝗧𝗼𝗺, 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 and 𝗞𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗹 😍💖

I remember people were very upset because he didn't taste much 😅... But it was very funny, entertaining, and adorable, really, and I enjoy it so much every time I watch it 🥰❤️

I took lots of screenshots, so more edits and even videos will be coming 🤭

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Me pregunto cuánto tendremos que esperar para ver entrevistas de 𝑴𝒐𝒃𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒅 con 𝗧𝗼𝗺, si es que las va a haber... 🤔

Mientras tanto, hoy subo ediciones de una "entrevista" que no puedo dejar de ver últimamente porque me encanta demasiado: Snack Wars de 𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 con 𝗧𝗼𝗺, 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲 y 𝗞𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗹 😍💖

Me acuerdo que la gente estaba muy disgustada porque él no probaba casi nada 😅... Pero quedó muy divertido, entretenido, y adorable, la verdad, y la disfruto tanto cada vez que la veo 🥰❤️

Hice muchísimas capturas, así que irán viniendo más ediciones e incluso vídeos 🤭

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[nocturnal-lanturn]

most to least likely to get bitches: txt edition

pt2 of my "mtl likely to get bitches" my other ver was for skz and i thought it was funny and my friend and i were talking about it again. so. here it is.

also warnings: suggestive themes!!!

enhypen's ver

1. yeonjun is the obvious choice. he obviously gets bitches. idk if i even have to explain, he has the face card, he has the body, he has the social skills, he has the confidence. 100% gets hoes with ease. he knows his power and exercises it. about 75% likely to fuck a fan, i sense that he prolly wouldn't mind

2. taehyun, personally i think taehyun COULD get hoes. does he actively seek them is the question. could easily be seungmin 2.0 where he has the direct ability but decides the bag isn't worth it. he seems like he knows how to actually exist in a club and his bedroom eyes don't play (talking from experience). so!! i think that he's pretty high on the list. he's also one of the least losers in txt, so that helps a lot. 60% likely to fuck a fan. i think he's a bit more cautious ngl

3. soobin. i am a very big loser soobin agenda pusher (this man is so loser core it hurts bad but then again, all of txt are losers tbh) BUT!! i think he can mask his loserness more than beomgyu can (which is why beomgyu is lower, among other reasons lol). i think overall hes a very attractive charismatic guy (bonus points bc hes all around pretty good at comedy and timing!!) so i think his ability of getting bitches are very high and he can successfully bag them. 80% would fuck a fan, i think he would think its fun and risky

4. beomgyu. okay!! i love beomie, he's one of my obsessions biases. but... guys.. this man is not only a loser, he's insane!! like he's incredibly funny and a mood maker, don't get me wrong, but this man is bonkers!! in a fun way, but still bonkers! i think if he was his off screen self (bc i'm sure he's much more subdued irl) then he could pull it off! but for the sake of this ranking, he's a loser with no chance (other than me). 40% likely to fuck a fan. i think he's more on the "yall are chill" side of the parasocial relationships.

5. kai ... the epitome of "i brought this girl over and we played video games :D" (my friend gave me that description and i stole it). this man is bitchless to the highest degree, but personally, i think that should change. this man is hot as fuck, in my humble opinion!! i think he could get bitches, but fumbles the bag bc he doesn't want to assume or doesn't understand his power. 35% to fuck a fan. i don't see it for him ngl

this was much longer than the skz one lol. bc there were less members i felt like i could elaborate more.

[hazard-c-horror]

So I was rewatching “Sun vs. Nexus - Podcast Edition”

And my brain thought of something stupid

Got to the point of the video when they were trying to name Puppetmaster, and tried naming him Duppet like the old Minecraft series where the dark versions of the players just had the same name but a D replaced the first letter (time stamp 6:14)

I was partly happy when I realized I knew that reference. I was like oh I know that! It’s Don Don (Jon Jon), Dashley (Ashley), Dres/Dick (Zres/Nick), Duni (Uni), from that one series (had to look it up, it’s just The Hardcore Quest from Unicomic on Yt)

They even had ghost ver that just had F replace the letter so like Fon Fon, and Fashley

And then I was like… wait… what if we did the same thing… and named Dark Sun, Dun.

It’s so stupid, but I love this naming system. It’s funny. I even named an oc or two with. This naming system lol

[coco-sensei]

America x femreader

America finding out about his darling Liking #ihatemybf regular America and yandere America.

Warnings: swearing, yandere (nothing crazy tho!), no proof read

Bro is not happy

He found out one day… one unfortunate day…

Somebody asked him if you and him had a fight a few minutes before the world meeting

And he'd be like “what? Nahhh dude! What makes you think that!?”

Then they proceed to show him the repost you had of #ihatemybf

And he is STUNNED. What the fuck did he do!?

He is awfully quiet at the meeting

He secretly texting you under the table lol

Alot of “what the fuck!?” “Did I do something wrong???” “Why are you mad at me!?” “YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!?!?”

With a bunch of screenshots of your profile.

If you repost a lot of the one's about cheating he will excuse himself to go to the bathroom

He's crying in there…

(Shame on you!)

The second he gets home he will confront you

(If you're a nation then it will be a silent drive back home and then he'll confront you)

When you tell him that it's just a joke and a silly trend

He's still upset

He's totally going to try giving you the silent treatment

And he'll turn his head away from you while pouting

Probably should delete those reposts

You're going to have to cuddle him and give him reassurance all day

(You can try bringing he's fat ass to McDonald's tho)

He'll forgive you eventually

DON'T DO IT EVER AGAIN!

Yandere ver

Well this is a surprise

He really was being nice

You know

Not kidnapping you

And letting you guys have a

Normal relationship

And THIS is the thanks he gets!?

He's not letting this happen

After the world meeting he'll text you that he'll be home late.

(If you're a nation he told you to go home and not wait up cause he's going to take care of some stuff)

If you like the whole cheating post

Not happening

He checks all the secret cameras in your house

The cameras all over the city

He will find this man you committed adultery with

The man shall pay with he's life

(Alfred is not aware of the fact that said man doesn't exist…)

And you…

We'll get into that punishment later

He'll probably get the some hackers from the CIA you deleted your account

Not before analyzing all of your digital footprint

(I feel bad for you if you have questionable search history)

After doing almost of this he will return home to confront you

After you tell him it's a joke he's like

“It's not funny”

In a wayyyy to serious manner that's not like him AT ALL!

Anyways just so your able to come to family reunions

Or see anyone you love again

And not have to get kidnapped and locked away in some big house in the country side

Try not fucking testing him like that

Ok?

So I know I haven't posted in like more than a week but that's ok right!? Anyways since does videos have been popping up on my feed I decided to write this.

Do y'all think I should put other hetalia characters in this scenario!? Let me know in my request or whatever.

Anyways... I hope you enjoyed this, byeeeeeeeee

—Coco Rori 🎐🫧