#This Is Why They're Professionals

[tulpars-dead-pixel]

tulpar height hcs!! (plus elaboration below the cut)

i generally wanted them all to be in a similar realistic height range cause in game they are all. the Same height so it felt more accurate to keep them in a smaller range. also this whole thing is based on their height in relation to each other so the exact numbers arent as important to me

tall anya is a pretty popular hc and its one i agree with. she seems like she could Loom. she seems lanky it adds to the fun goth gloominess about her. my friend described her as a woman that you could see in a tree line before vanishing and that she was a ghost haunting houses before she was even dead . in relation to her being tall

short curly cause i think it makes the whole captain thing a bit more charming. and i wanted him and jimmy to be the shortest of the cast cause thats funny to me

jimmy is an inch taller than curly both because you KNOW he'd be shitty about it & cause i thought if he was shorter than eye level w anya the scenes where hes yelling at her would be even more absurdly funny than they already are rather than scary. when he talks to her i always kind of imagine him Imposing on her so it makes more sense to me they'd be around the same height and she just folds in on herself when talking to him

many will try to claim swansea is the shortest. i for one disagree. i think hes the tallest because while this is definitely in part because jim is scared of him he has like. physically imposing presence so it feels only right to me that hes the tallest of the crew. also i think old + fat characters should get to be tall sometimes because its fun

daisuke is tall in the awkward growth spurt way. like he was shorter than everyone for most of his life and then jumped up to being tall mid high school which evened out to average height by now but he still never got used to it. i like the thought of daisuke not really knowing his own size and piloting his body like its unfamiliar to him. he deserves to be a little clumsy yk

[kannra21]

Rafayel calm down that's your friend 😂

[gurggggleburgle]

Luo Binghe is the kinda psychopath to pull out scrabble on a date and call it flirting and Shen Yuan is able to respond positively to this because man has zero, negative, and infinity levels of rizz catching all and simultaneously no bitches at once because these radio frequencies are all different lengths in this essay I will...

[ndostairlyrium]

I love the intensity of Emmrich and crypt baby Rook's conversations because they're very close to the ones I have with my colleagues irl, like

"They told me to modify a 100x100 jpeg, and to send it back with the same specifics. FOR PRINTING"

"Fucking preposterous"

[caitlynmeow]

Bela and Cassandra Dimitrescu enjoying some time alone before the Christmas party starts.

[ddagent]

Hello, Margo. Hello, Mr. Nikulov.

[teplejtrouba]

a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)

[hylianengineer]

In a meeting where a bunch of experts are arguing technical details. I know lots of people think this is fun but I am terrified of conflict even just sitting on the sidelines. Get me out of here.

[fernlessbastard]

hot take moment cwilbur is literally just psychotic as all hell and i think people got way too comfortable villianizing the shit out of a man who was clearly portraying signs of severe mental illness. cwilbur was like im so fucking paranoid and scared and i think everyone is out to get me and hurt me and ive spiralled to the point i cant reach out to the people closest to me because im so afraid and lost in this spiral and im having constant panic attacks and hurting myself because i dong know what to do with myself and the only way out for me is to die. and everybody was like EVIL MAN WHO ENJOYS HURTING OTHERS AND IS ABUSIVE ON PURPOSE AND A VILLAIN AND SHOULD NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN. and then he came back and was like im still deeply troubled and afraid but im desperately trying to make up for the wrongs i did in the past and the people i hurt in my own way and communication is really hard for me but i hope people know that im truely sorry and i love them. im going to try my hardest to fix this in the only way i know how and then respectfully remove myself from the situation because i feel thats the kindest thing i can do to the people ive hurt. and people were like ABUSER ABUSER ABUSER EVIL MAN ABUSER. like girl

Yeah no based true real no questions asked

I'd hope I manage to portray Wilbur the way he deserves in my content, cause that man is heavily bpd coded and he just needs therapy and someone who genuinely loves him but also can handle his bullshit (which has exclusively and reliably been Quackity like, canonically)

But yeah no completely agreed. The man has issues and has definitely fucked up a lot but at the end of the day he really does need love and care and patience, but also boundaries (and therapy and meds, obviously)

[whenthewallfell]

Working on my Everlark-on-the-run fic and trying to plan out their getaway/roadtrip route for ~authenticity~ and it's driving me nuts like

America is so big. IT'S SO BIG. WHY IS IT SO BIG.

It takes me five hours by train to get from Edinburgh to London. That's two whole countries, at almost opposite ends of the UK.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT WOULD GET THEM OUT OF THE COUNTY?????

[eta-volantis]

When you love Lycahugo but also love OC ship with Hugo, the only solution is a poly ship

[snowshinobi]

you've heard of wifeguy now get ready for I Hate My Husband gf

[arsonisticartichokes]

Just realized I enjoy two flavors of ship, and that's either beautifully domestic or sharing an IRRATIONAL amount of emotional baggage loool

[br1ghtestlight]

genuinely get sad whenever i remember the next time we hear microphone and soap they'll have new voice actors </3 like there isn't anything we can do anyway it just sucks

[matteoberrettini]

okay like... maybe i should've said so earlier but i'd rather people don't repost my photos without asking me first 😭 you can use them as lockscreen or wallpaper or anything like that if you want and show them to people and save them that's all fine. but if you're making a whole new post with a photo i took without asking me i feel a little iffy about it tbh

[rookamell]

Self indulgent rambling here but I THINK that Lucanis and Cora are the perfect blend of highsociety/homey for each other and it happened completely by accident.