#Twilight is a simp

[smokeygrayrabbits]

yor coming home late from a dinner party or work event or something, a little drunk, tucking anya into bed. getting her all settled and reading her a story, tucking her in and sitting with her until she falls asleep.

and then going and doing it to her husband running off pure habit and instinct. poor loid has no idea what to do with this yes he does. he wants so badly to just give in and rest for once, but he cant do that. he's on the job. the fate of the world is at stake. he has no time to sleep when there's reports to be filled and plans to be made. he had to refuse to play with anya that afternoon. there's just too much to be done. her disappointed face almost made him damn the fate of the country.

he can't let yor go on like this. she needs to get to bed herself, a small part of him thinks it would be best if she got in his bed. that way he could keep an eye on her. he tamps out that thought quickly.

but yor is much stronger than he is, a fact that never ceases to amaze him. she picks him up and carries him to bed. being held in her arms that way definitely does not do things to his heart, obviously. he's a professional after all. a professional liar.

she tucks him in, wrapping him in blankets and warmth and safety in a way no one has in a very long time. loid expects her to leave after that, having completed her task, be she stays.

yor sits at the head of his bed, leaning back against the wall next to his pillow, placing his head by her hip. she sits with him, softly singing the same lullabies he hums to anya on particularly windy nights, when the russle of the trees sounds just a touch too similar to the whizzing of bombs through the air.

yor stays by his side, oh so gently pinning loid in place when he tries to get up and go back to work.

she places a hand on the crown of his head, delicate pressure keeping him by her side and subjugating him to the mercy of his pillows.

her fine boned yet calloused hand carding through his hair, sending his eyes sliding shut despite his best efforts. how the mighty have fallen. agent twilight, a top wise agent who's gone through years of training to resist anything, led into weakness by a soft touch. not just any touch. his wife. he'd never be so vulnerable with anyone else.

yor hums. and twilight rests.

[pichichustudios]

🧡✨SHE✨😭✨🧡🙏😔✨🧡😩

[dia-oro]

Imagine linked universe but you just go yeeted by a portal when you just put that fancy outfit for the wedding/party of a friend and thank this the chain now think you’re a foreign princess/prince or worse if you’re also touched by hylia to make it more direct that you stay with the chain, you’re now their Zelda, good luck pal’s.

good luck x34 if they end being yanderes, you’re now for real their new Zelda.

[rafrfr]

What my friend nicknamed each LU boy:

(She never learned the fandom names nor has she picked up a Legend of Zelda game. I forced her to read LU because I wanted her to)

The friend in question: @theachskid

Warriors: Green, because of his tunic. I asked and she said "I saw green so I said green". I almost had a heart attack when she said that but he's Green I guess.

Time: Bluehead, because of the marks on his forehead. I don't...I don't know.

Four: Laurence. She thought Four was a girl lmao. When she first saw Four she asked if he was a girl and I just went "...yes😈" to see what would happen. She was so upset when she found out Four was not a girl because she loved lesbian Four x Dot. I regret nothing.

Twilight: Insert Name Here. I hate it. I hate saying it so much. It's too long but she said she couldn't think of anything else.

Wild: Bonbon. I can't explain it. It's so...what?? Why??? I never asked her and I don't want to know why she chose Bonbon

Sky: Shadow. This is where my second heart attack comes in. She said it was because he looked so emo. The Shadow. The (probably) main bad guy in LU? Shadow Link? Four Swords? I hate calling him Shadow when I talk to her about him for obvious reasons.

Hyrule: Mistake. I can't explain it. She says it's because he looks like a mistake (I'm so sorry Riri) and whenever she reads his lines it's always in the most flamboyant voice she can muster. I hate it but it's perfect.

Legend: Fortnite. This is because when we were deciding names, she was just naming stuff in her room and I said "No, choose something better" and she chose Fortnite. It's perfect.

Wind: Frederick. When she first saw Wind in the first chapter, she laughed and called him Frederick. Wind was the first one she named and was her favorite for a long time (Until she started simping for Twilight so bad. It's so bad)

[bontu-the-l0ver]

I finished Alfons route and started Ellis route.

The change in their treatment towards mc is so different he had me rolling in my bed screaming and I internally looked back at Alfons and be like.

"Why can't you be like him?"

[reikomizuao3]

okay but i would totally let vampire kristen stewart drain my blood

[nonokoko13]

I KNEW IT I KNEW LOILOI HAD THE POTENTIAL TO BE THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN SXF

[luna-loveboop]

I like this repeating panel theme- we haven't seen this format and repetition with anyone else

I think Jojo just really likes his face

[soraofflitter]

Mid-term Rankings are in 💓

I still expected Jude to be #1!

But a route release does always boost popularity…(for Ellis)

And can I just say that I love how the long tease with Vic has everyone in a tight grasp 😂

[lexxasuan]

dude i need more jacob black x reader fics, I CAN BARELY FIND ANYYY. I've just gotten back into rewatching twilight after a LONG time. For the very reason that, every time i see jacob on screen i go feral, and he's just all i think about:'D. WHICH IS WHY I NEED MORE FICSSSS OF HIM AHH.

[antiquepearlss]

Varian had a Twilight phase, yes. But Rapunzel had a Lore Olympus phase. Which is, in some ways, worse.

[assassinnumber9]

Franky Franklin Appreciation Post

I'm here to spread appreciation for a certain curly haired honorary uncle, because without him literally none of Spy x Family would have happened (and he deserves to be recognized...and have a girlfriend...and money).

Before y'all go "Well, duh, Twilight would have never gotten his information if not for Franky" or "Twilight could easily do everything by himself," I want to clarify that Twilight would not even be a spy if not for Franky.

Twilight would likely either still be known as Roland Spoofy or dead if he hadn’t stopped himself from shooting Franky.

Why?

Because Twilight only found his friends because of the injuries he sustained when the Ostanians caught up to him and Franky. He was put on cooking duty, because he was taken off the front lines.

And if he hadn't reunited with his friends, Military Intelligence would have never found out his true name and that he faked his age to join the army. The spy we saw in ch 62 would have never approached him, because he would have thought that "Roland" was your average soldier. Twilight would have never gotten blackmailed into joining WISE.

Franky is literally the reason why all of these events even occurred - not to mention that he was also the one that made [Redacted] begin questioning everything.

Most of Operation Strix comes from Twilight's work rather than Franky's, but it would have never even started if not for him.

And sometimes, I wonder if Twilight ever realizes/will realize that.

Twilight only ever really admits that Franky is useful and has never outwardly called him a friend (I don't think anyway) but relies on him heavily, even drinks with him when Franky is having a bad time (even though he disguises it as him wanting a drink too and meeting him was just a coincidence. King of Denial, Twilight is).

Twilight has Franky to thank for his life pretty much, and it's likely that the other way around is true too, even though it may be a lot less obvious or severe.

These two were just destined to be friends apparently. And, that’s great.

So in conclusion, Franky changed everything so we could meet Anya and Twilight/Loid could meet his (likely to be beloved) wife, Yor.

Seriously. If TwiYor have any biological children, the reason for their existence would be Franky.

...Also, Franky is also kind of the reason TwiYor exists, because he was the one to tell Twilight that Anya didn't look like the daughter of an affluent family from the way she was dressed.

Every path leads to Franky.

Thank you for reading my rambling on this pathetic man.

[thebekashow]

old crushes meet the new ones

[thg-rcg-simps]

Why Jacob was the worst possible option, after being the best

A Jacob Black (Twilight) rant, which is surprising coming from someone who would choose wolf's and wolf alike creatures every time without questions for any other possibilities, because i love them simply that much. Oh and Jacob was my favourite character for a while (till he became an ass)

Very opinionated and very long, and simpy at the start ^^''

(Art doesn't belong to me)

For starters I need to clarify that Jacob before turning is a completely different person and will be treated as a different entity, than the other one. Because my love only goes to the first and my hate only to the second. And also there is no way shape or form that Jacob from before would do all that crap he does in the series.

(My secret theory is he was abducted the night after the cinema (or Billy arranged it to happen) from aliens that then proceeded to replace him on Earth with a douchebag /lh )

Anyway, Jacob Black till the middle of New moon (aka turning) was an absolute sweetheart and deserves the world, moon and everything nice. He is amazing. His handling and treating of Bella are great and so cute. The fluff was really enjoyable and easily the best part of the whole book (or maybe even the whole series).

He didn't treat her like she was necessarily broken, he didn't even know what was wrong, yet thought trial and error (and empathy) he found a way to make their hang outs possible and enjoyable. Bella got triggered by even the radio? Okay, he shut off any. Bella dislikes touching? Okay, he didn't do it. Bella froze by the meer mentioning of the Cullen's? Okay, he never spoke of it again even when he was fuming that Edward did that to her. Bella dislikes anything with romance in it? Okay, they never watched those movies. Bella wanted him to repear two absolute beaten and unfunctional motorbikes? Okay, he did the impossible but also did it slowly so she would spend more time with him.

There are endless more examples to be honest. I'm kinda mad this part of the book is so short in the end, because needless to say, Jacob is great there. He is a good boy, someone who is clumsy regarding emotions and love, obviously crushing on Bella, yeah sure, but he would never do something to hurt her. He is the sole reason she got better in the first place. He knew he most likely didn't have any chances with her, but did it regardless. He wasn't nice as an upfront to get her in his bed, he was nice because he was a good person and also valued their friendship over his feelings. He treats her like a person, like a friend. Sure she is difficult sometimes, but that is just how she is, and he accepts it without questions. This is simply how he is.

(Maybe that's very personal, since his handling of her triggers and trauma is deeply satisfying for someone with PTSD and various strong triggers)

And even if Bella would reject him, he didn't become an ass about it. Ultimately, yeah he had a massive crush on her, but he didn't pressure her about his own feelings. So seeing what he does later in the series makes simply no sense coming from the same person. This Jacob would and could never. He would do and show that she is safe with him and he is always by her side.

But while I'm very fond of this version of him and think he deserves the best, I'm strictly the opinion that Bella on the other hand doesn't really deserve him. Bella is a problem there. On one hand she comes from the opposite of good reasons to him, it's absolutely selfish and she does use him for her own benefits, besides absolutely not being open for any romantic relationship (and was honestly a little unbearable at times). On the other hand, I'm pretty certain that if they'd had more time and better writing this could be a really fantastic slow burn friends to lovers story!

Before this starts to sound like a simp mantra, let's get back to the other side of this mess, also called the asshole Jacob Black is after turning.

Do you remember the sweet, caring, lovable, clumsy sweetheart? Yeah well forget him, because he was thrown in the trash, put in the mixer, got into Luna's tummy and was shitted out over some bridge. But hey, what we don't do for the sake of a conveniently attractive badboy Dude that treats everyone around him like crap and is insufferable -.-

While I would understand him for being extremely hateful and angry at everything and anything after his turning, due to hormonal changes, shattered worldviews, withheld information, the vampires/reasons for this, bodily changes and feelings of loneliness and freakiness beside having to side with someone he really dislikes, for like some weeks, maybe moths, but no whole fucking years. And not to Bella of all people. Billy? Sure. Sam? Probably. Vampires/Cullen's? Absolutely. But not Bella.

You love this girl, right? Why do you treat her so absolutely shitty then?? Like an object? Like you are entitled to her? Like she owes you something? You two weren't married, she didn't cheat on you. You had a crush and she chose someone else. Does this suck? Yeah of course, but it doesn't justify his fucked up logic.

There are other reasons why Eclipse is my leat favourite in the franchise but Jacob is a big ass reason in it. He has no right to act the way he does, to manipulate and threaten Bella. Do I like how Bella acts? Mostly not really, but that doesn't mean Jacob is at right there in any way.

Bella is not his property, if she chooses someone else (yeah even if this one is not the safe option, I mean he isn't either) it's not your place to complain like she did something wrong. You can be unhappy with her choice but you can't kiss her without consent (which is sexual harassment/assault by definition btw) or trick her into "consenting" for a kiss so you don't go kill yourself in a battle if she doesn't and then having the audacity to laugh at this to her face??

Leah gets so much hate for being "insufferable" and mean while Jacob is 30 times worse. I mean everybody is annoyed with Jacob but Leah is the most open about it and while I think she needs to do some growing, I could never hate her. Because in comparison, she actually did lose someone unless Jacob who only lost my respect and his reason to be an option in the beginning.

To be honest, I was so confused when I first looked online for others regarding Twilight and found out about Team Edward and Team Jacob, because it is...well it was honestly very clear it will be Edward since at least New moons epilogue.

I did like Jacobs POV in the fourth book but...well I didn't agree with him, I'm just a huge sucker for different perspectives and we got more wolf content. But then again, every time I hoped for some reason with the self proclaimed badboy who accidentally used Wattpad as a real life guide, my hopes were only shattered with the worst of the worst. By the end of it I was so unbelievably fed up that I wanted him to simply be gone.

And this is the reason why I hate the whole Renesmee thing. Not because it's "wrong", I'm too deep into wolf/werewolf lore there to think that because imprinting simply isn't something sexual or romantic for f sake, do research, it's simply a wolf thing that was poorly used, but because Jacob doesn't deserves anyone. He's so shitty, so bad, so insufferable annoying and creepy, he doesn't deserve the happy end. Which is why it's a bad happy end. It works with Quil and Claire because Quil is not an ass.

Like mentioned above, it is truly a statement of my hate towards Jacob because I love Wolfs, Wolfs are my life, I love werewolf stories, I love the lore, I basically live by it, I love lots of the other members of the pack, I write fanfics, heck I write Twilight FFs, I would choose wolves over everyone and anything. It's why I was so shattered with Jacob, why I was so disappointed (and still am). And it hurts even more because he was so sweet and great at the beginning. I love him there. And I never understood why it was important to change his core character for him simply being a stupid hot badboy...

While I agree with Jacob with his heart to heart with Edward that Bella and him would get together if they had more time, I also think it wouldn't work in the end because of his nature he developed after turning. Which is a thing not all boys go through because Quil, Embry, and Seth (+Leah) are still wonderful afterwards. So it's a Jacob thing, not a wolf thing.

I want my sweet boy back tho, not necessarily with Bella, but with someone sweet and caring just like him :(

(Art doesn't belong to me)

Anyways, thanks for reading this long very opinionated rant, here a cookie 🍪, have a wonderful day ^^

-RikkaCatGirl (Okami Imotō-chan)

[embryssimprintt]

All I need rn is embry call

[bontu-the-l0ver]

I had a dream, I don't rembrr the first part of it but I met crown, snd I was like working with them and we were friends but I also was afraid of them.

So since my parents were visiting a cousin of my mother I went with them as excuse to escape them.

During my stay my aunt told me to go pick up her son from the kindergarten, Wich I was confused because I have never seen him but yet I went to the only kindergarten in town, but when I arrived they were hosting a surprise events from the kids to the mothers. So I stayed and when I less expected it Harrison was at my side groaning because the event was too boring and Ellis was clapping at everything the children did.

So I was like: "wtf?" And I looked back and Victor and Liam were helping the mothers clean up the trash from the event.