#Valid crashout for Ody and I won't change my mind
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Eurylochus: I opened the windbag while you were asleep ~
*record scratch*
Odysseus: Wait... hold on. Let me get this straight: you're responsible for about 550 of our dead friends.
Eury: Yes 👉👈
Ody:
Ody: Okay. Cool. So, hypothetically, if you could choose six more crewmates to sacrifice here...
Eury: wait a minute -
Ody: No, no, listen, I'll forgive you, but I need you to choose six guys. Not 500, just six. You don't even have to open a bag to kill these guys -
Eury: First of all, rude. Second, NO! I don't want to do that!
Ody:
Ody: Well, maybe you should've thought about that BEFORE YOU OPENED THE BAG. NOW HAND OUT THE GLOW STICKS, EURYLOCHUS, IT'S SCYLLA'S SNACK TIME
#odysseus crew#odysseus#eurylochus#epic the musical#the thunder saga#scylla#eurylocus epic#odysseus epic#Valid crashout for Ody and I won't change my mind#Like oh you're chill having 500 deaths on your shoulders?#Neat take 6 more buddy#Sharing is caring and in this ship we share blame#*ody was then stabbed 10 seconds later*#Eury did not in fact share the blame#incorrect quotes#shit post
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