#Verilythor

[ohsnapbiscuits]

[magni-thorson]

"Hey Magni, I know it's sudden but could you let me lick your dad?" - Eira @lilxmcrtes​

“...”       Wh..

 “I think perhaps this is not a question for me.” 

[shieldarchitect]

OH GOD

[zzapzzaptasers-a]

DARCY YOU ARE THE COOLEST OF THE MIDGARDIANS I KNOW ASIDE FROM JANE AND CLINT. YOU ARE TOP THREE FOR SURE. I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH AND I HOPE YOU DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND HAVE NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS FROM HENCEFORTH. MAY YOU TOUCH BUTTS FOREVER. LOVE, THOR. NO WAIT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ANONYMOUS FORGET I SAID THOR.

say whatever you want about me on anon, i have to post it without any comment

[iamnarvi]

@verily-thor  replied to your post: Things I hear on shows that make Narvi mad.  Man...

HELL YEAH YOU WATCHING HARLOTS!

Yes, I am. The Charlot thing nearly killed me though. 

[kneeltoyourking]

@verily-thor c:

brother  ( derogatory )

[khakeravdova-archive]

[Bad Advice Meme] "Take a look at who you need to fight, and fight the biggest one there is. Then the smaller ones will be scared and will not fight you... probably."

bad advice meme // @verily-thor

“Even if they do not, it would be tactically unwise to waste energy on weaker opponents.”

[lufumaybe]

Jane, Thor, Darcy and Loki and christmasy sweaters

[typhoidcandy]

Crackship -- Chris Hemsworth/Natalie Portman (in a medieval or badass fairytale setting). Requested by verilythor

[katesgotabow]

We call them pots, Thor. Not cauldrons. I think think I can manage though. I've got a bunch in the freezer. What time do I need to be there?

YOU SHOW ME THE TORTELLINI TINY PASTA AND YOU GIVE ME NONE OF IT? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, KATHERINE. NAY, I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS. The situation can only be rectified by cheese covered tiny pasta pods, and I shall await such a gift this evening as well as your company at my place of residence. It is family movie night, and we are watching 'Moana' for the 53rd time this year as per the children's voting. Be there or be square, as they say in your age group.

I didn’t know I was supposed to tell you any time I made food…. But I can bring more….

[magni-thorson]

-blows raspberry kisses all over Magni's face-

ENOUGH! 

-puts dad in a loving headlock- 

[kneeltoyourking]

Thor, you look like a potato. I am the attractive one between us and everyone knows it. That’s why I have such a following on the internet despite my invasion of Midgard. Good looks get you everywhere in life.

[shieldarchitect]

"This just in.  Thor says he can shoot lightning from his nip nops.  That’s all.”

[iamnarvi]

[kiss meme] Uncle Thor would blow a big ol' raspberry on her cheek!

anon or not, describe how your muse would kiss mine

“Well, it would make light of the mood. A good break from any serious mood. I appreciate that in you Uncle. And that you can be serious when the time calls for it as well. A good man.”

@verily-thor

[askjanethescientist]

Next To Me | Emeli Sande

Thor x Jane

When the end has come and buildings falling down fast when we've spoiled the land and dried up all the sea when everyone has lost their heads around us you will find him, you'll find him next to me

(x 4th gif source)

[khakeravdova-archive]

💬💬💬!

Send a ‘💬’ to catch a glimpse of a memory my muse has

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J tetromino…L tetromino…Square tetromino…Z tetromino…~~~6 hours of tetris later~~~“Excuse me… little girl… the library is closing now…”

T tetromino…

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