#Veskier

[thelostgirl21]

My Geraskier, Yenskier, and Geraskefer shipper brain's response to Radovid being introduced to the series, and how I thought him joining Jaskier's found family might look like...

Why yes Radovid's always the one drinking. Seriously, it feels like every single season of "The Witcher" just keeps expanding on my shipping abilities as far as that bard is concerned... Season 1: Geraskier all the way! Season 2: Oh no... I also ship Yenskier and Geraskefer now... Season 3: Well, look at that! Radskier has now taken over my life - all the while maintaining my attachment to my previous ships, no less - but now I've also managed to add Geradskier, Yenradskier, Geradskiefer, Veskier and Vesradskier to the list! Should I be concerned about Season 4 or...?

[dancingwiththefae]

“And that barmaid I caught you with the other day. Was she good?”

She broke her words up with kisses. Jaskier tangled his fingers in her loose curls.

“No one compares to you,” he crooned.

“You’re such a liar.”

An expert rock of her hips. His hands gripped her waist tight.

“Well what about that Redanian soldier I caught you with?”

He wasn’t the only one having some fun on the side, after all.

“That singer with the blonde hair.”

“The stable hand.”

“The duke of Verden.”

“The stable hand’s brother!”

“The prince of Redania!”

He stilled underneath her. She took the opportunity to kiss at his neck.

“I didn’t fuck the prince.”

Vespula nipped at his ear and pulled back to look him in the eye.

“Yet,” she smirked.

[bardcore-jaskier]

♡ My thoughts on Veskier + headcanons ♡

- One of the rarest rare pairs in the Witcher fandom for sure! And guess what? I LOVE IT!!!

- They chose the perfect actor to play Vesemir in season 2! Kim Bodnia is a charismatic Danish actor with a charming accent, his performance was AMAZING!

- As of season 2, I personally am a bit cross with most characters in the series for the way they treated Jaskier. Geralt used Jaskier for his loyalty and his apology was shit, so Geraskier prompts/ideas don't come to me as quickly as they used to.

- Lauren went and killed off Eskel, so to cook up some Jaskel content it would have to be an AU where he doesn't die and would require a LOT of creativity not only to make it possible for him to be alive, but also mix and match his personality from video clips of his game counterpart on YouTube, since Eskel didn't get enough screen time on Netflix to show the entirety of his character.

- Lambert was an absolute dick to Jaskier, so Lambskier is rocky too, Lambskier's only saving grace is that Lambert and Jaskier didn't have a lot of scenes together, leaving a lot of room for thinking up ways in which those two could bond.

- WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY CURRENT FAVORITE JASKIER SHIPS: Yennskier (I already made a post about) and of course Veskier!

- Veskier, being a ship of a younger pretty man and an older witcher warrior, has mostly gotten attention from the extremely kinky side of the fandom. Daddy kink, BDSM, dom/sub, breeding kink and other kinks galore. Even more often, this ship is mixed with others in a M/M/M/M/M setting, you know, I know you know, we all have seen the witchersexual!Jaskier tag on AO3. And while I do enjoy a little well written smut from time to time, most of the Veskier fanfics out there do not quite suit my taste.

- Vesemir and our beloved, adorable, brilliant walking sunshine trouble maker of a bard, did not interact in season 2 at all, I doubt that they will ever, with both being side characters. HOWEVER, that makes this pairing FREE REAL ESTATE! Who is to say what is likely and what is not? Who is to say they won't work? Who is to say that they couldn't have gotten together at some point off screen?

- It makes me a little sad that people don't realize just how much potential there is with Veskier! Much like Yennskier, the theoretical romantic relationship between these two, at least going off of Netflix canon alone, would be surprisingly healthy and wholesome.

- Every time I imagine them together, I headcanon Jaskier as not entirely human. Either part-fae or of elder blood.

- Veskier is a perfect ship for emotional healing, for fluff, for the kinky side, for the crack, for happiness!

- FLUFF × CRACK × SMUT × HURT/COMFORT

Let me set the scene

- After Voleth Mier, Jaskier realizes that he somehow ended up in a situation where he lost his precious lute, became a wanted man in Oxenfurt (a city he considered his home), got tortured for information about his ex-bff, then said ex-bff came to bail him out of jail because he needed him, not for the sake of making amends, essentially using Jaskier to find Yennefer and then sending him off with Ciri as a glorified nanny. And here he is, at the top of another mountain, in Kaer Morhen, where Geralt is too busy with Ciri to talk while the other witchers are rude to him. He is penniless, injured, has nothing but the bloodied clothes on his back and is suffering from nightmares about Rience.

- Vesemir is a tired old man who has witnessed too much bloodshed in his lifetime. His body may be enhanced and therefore he doesn't feel the physical effects of aging (if at all) as much as he does the mental. All witchers were human at some point, he can actually feel the psychological toll of living much longer than humans are designed to. Still, he has to be strong as the master of the keep, to set an example and to be a dependable source of wisdom and guidance for his pups. He will never admit it out loud, but the things he has to deal with after Voleth Mier overwhelm him. There's Geralt's whole elder blood child surprise thing, constant repairs of a crumbling fortress, honoring and mourning the fallen witchers, processing the fact that new mutated mosters are appearing and they don't have the mutagens to create more of their kind to protect the continent and survive. There is nothing he can do about it except deal with the anxiety of knowing these stone cold facts.

- In this whole mess, two broken souls might just be what the other needs. Where Vesemir could do with a break, with a little joy, Jaskier is more than enough to help with that. And where Jaskier could do with being taken care of after everything he's been through, after everything he lost, Vesemir is a perfect candidate for that job. Their relationship would be yin and yang, balance and harmony personified.

- Honestly, please tell me that you see it too! They have a lot in common, Jaskier is a professor, mastered the seven liberal arts, grammar, logic, rhetoric, arithmetic, geometry, music, astronomy and according to canon, he passed every exam with flying colors!

- Vesemir is wise, he has lived for centuries, he has witnessed history, he was trained as an alchemist, has extensive knowledge about many things. He is a bottomless pit of knowledge.

- They could talk for hours together and never run out of topics to discuss.

- And the sex? OH BROTHER! Jaskier fucked his way across the continent countless times, while Vesemir is so ancient there is no way that he hadn't bedded a considerable amount of people. Yeah, the sex would be mind blowing I should think.

- Jaskier is a hopeless romantic and Vesemir is a traditional gentleman (when he is wooing the damsels, according to game!canon Lambert.) They would probably be very fluffy and affectionate with eachother. Verbose compliments, music, cuddling, kissing.

- LMAO, imagine everyone else's reaction!!!

- Geralt would be mortified seeing his friend making out with his father figure on the kitchen table 🤣🤣🤣

- The other witchers would probably feel uneasy, shocked at first too, until they get used to it. HAHA ONCE THEY DO LAMBERT IS GONNA FUCKING MILK IT

"Morning papa Vesemir, papa Jaskier"

- KAER MORONS!!!

- Also, the theoretical adventures a witty traveling part fae bard and a silverfox witcher could have, make me beyond giddy!

[misterstalker]

[agoodgoddamnshot]

PEACOCK - Veskier & Geraskier - E -

After finding an ignored and discarded invitation to the prestigious Redanian Gala, Jaskier takes it upon himself to attend on Geralt's behalf - but he needs a date. He can go, just so long as he behaves himself - especially in the company of someone like Vesemir Morhen.

Modern!AU & Mob!AU

[crateofkate]

Are you over 18? Do you like sexy shenanigans with ridiculous people? Is your idea of a good evening stuffing the bard until he cries?

Then by golly do I have a discord server for you!

[aroomie]

Vesemier: *flips through pages of a book, waiting for his baking*

Jaskier: *skips into the kitchen* Vesemir!

Vesemier: *looks up from his book*

Jaskier: I'm ready to eat your pie!

Vesemir: *a small smirk appears on his face*

Jaskier: spots the pie on the counter Oh, and you made dessert!!

Vesemir: *drops his book as he laughs*

[lamburrito]

For the WIP game! 'Relieving the tension' sounds like a MY THING!

XD To be honest I completely forgot about this until I looked at my WiPs for this game.

While this sounds like a perfect title for a smut fic it´s actually not (or not completely, there may or may not be smut at the end.)

It´s a Veskier fic about Vesemir waking up with an arching tension in his neck and Jaskier taking care of him for the rest of the day.

Here a little snippet

Vesemir woke up early as always. He turned his head to the right, wanting to look at his lover, and immediately groaned in pain. He squeezed his eyes shut and took a deep breath, then moved his head again in the same direction. Again pain shot through him.

He must have slept in a really unfortunate position. At least that was the only way he could explain the arching tension in his neck.

Vesemir couldn´t remember the last time something like this happened to him. However,he was glad he was in Kaer Morhen, not on the path right now. Not that it made the experience much better.

He could already imagine Lambert making comments about his age, Geralt saying nothing but looking concerned and Eskel asking to take over Vesemir´s task in this polite yet not less concerned tone of his. Then there was of course also his lover, his sweet little songbird. Vesemir was sure he would fuss. A lot.

Maybe Vesemir could just hide it? Act like there was no pain bothering him. Like nothing was out of the ordinary. Yes, that sounded like a great plan.

So the Witcher stood up as silently as possible to not disturb his sleeping partner and started to get dressed. He quickly realized that ignoring his little problem would be harder than anticipated. This didn´t mean that Vesemir wouldn't try to hide it anyway.

When he was dressed Vesemir went back to the bed, bent down and pressed a kiss into Jaskier´s hair, like he did every morning since they became lovers. He looked at Jaskier a moment longer, a soft smile on his face, before turning around again and making his way downstairs. It was time to prepare breakfast.

[liaonyxrayne]

Some lovely Veskier content. :) Full image up on Ao3. (Rated E, NSFW)

[thelostgirl21]

I actually had a bit of a fic idea offering a sort of happy resolution to that particular issue...

Basically, I have some gay friends that talk about having sex with women in very similar terms to the way a-spec people (myself included, while waiting for the demisexual attraction to kick in) describe having sex with, well, anyone.

i.e. Some gay men will positively embrace opportunities to have sex with women, others will be more neutral about it, while some will be sexually repulsed by it.

So, assuming that Radovid doesn't experience any sense of sexual repulsion or discomfort with women, I ended up toying with the idea of Vespula and him surprising Jaskier by quickly hitting it off as very close friends the moment he introduces her to The Spoon Guy™, both being supportive of Jaskier's relationship with the other (that I see as more queerplatonic with Vespula, and romantic with Radovid), and the three of them occasionally all being sexually intimate with each other at the same time.

Vespula eventually comes to live with Radovid and Jaskier at the castle (with her majestic maccaw. Look, I'm a parrot person!), and they wind up forming a family unit of their own, kind of like Daniela, Lito and Hernando on "Sense8", but with her being more directly sexually involved with them two.

Sometimes, when Jaskier is away on his travels with Geralt, and Radovid can't follow because reasons (ex: he's needed in Tretogor to solve some political crisis), and they both miss him, Vespula and Radovid might even share the same bed and end up sleeping together, not so much because Radovid is sexually attracted to her per say (he is very much gay), but he has grown to love her a great deal, trusts her enough to be fully emotionally and physically open with her, and the physical and sexual intimacy they share is something familiar and comforting to him.

Eventually, they all realise that they have something good going on together, regardless of social conventions or the exact nature of their respective affections/attractions, and that the three of them might be able to offer a stable enough household to a child - or even children!

(Because I like the idea of Radovid being firmly against having or raising children out of a sense of "royal duty" or for "utilitarian purposes". They are living, breathing and feeling beings, not political tools for him to be using! He's suffered enough from being seen as nothing but a "spare to the crown", without any other sense of personal purpose in life, that he wouldn't want to put another child through that!

He also would want to wait to feel like having children is something he genuinely wants and that feels right for him, his life partner(s), and the kid(s); not because of being forced or pressured into the role of a father.

Like he's a really bad Prince and even worse King in that regard, and that's unlikely ever going to change! Screw royal duties when it comes to love and family! That's where he draws the line.)

So, King Radovid becomes the first king of Redania to marry a man (Queen Julian Alfred Pankratz, most commonly known as "Queen Jaskier"... Because Jaskier decided that, if he was going to marry a King and challenge royal traditions, he might as well go big and do so as outrageously as he could!), and have children with the Princess-Consort (Princess Vespula) to the King and Queen of Redania.

And they all live happily ever after because... parrot!

The end!

You had one job, Radovid!

[kylithdynixan]

Is there a Veskier discord server? Or some that are Veskier friendly? Curious.

[lutes-and-dandelions]

Summary:  When Vesemir suggests Jaskier take Geralt, Lambert and Eskel at the same, it’s too good of an opportunity to pass up.

Published: 2020-11-15, Words: 1818, Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Vesemir, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert

Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Vesemir (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher)

Additional Tags: Daddy Kink, Praise Kink, Inappropriate use of Axii, Axii Kink, Triple Penetration, Explicit Sexual Content, PWP, Porn Without Plot, Fivesome - M/M/M/M/M, Orgy, Orgasm Delay, soft, Witchersexual Jaskier | Dandelion

[moondrunkart]

"Sometimes Happiness Curls Up In Your Heart Just To Snuggle." - Richelle E. Goodrich

[anarchycox]

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Vesemir Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Vesemir (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, post mountain fight, geralt and jaskier are best friends, Background Geralt/Yennefer - Freeform, They are broken up, and geralt is not coping well, Crack, Feels, Sex, the kaer morons, jaskier is done with their shit, jaskier parents the wolves, vesemir & jaskier co parents of 100 year old men, Daddy Kink, some and will be a bit different, Winter At Kaer Morhen, jaskier teaches emotional intelligence Series: Part 11 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts Summary:

Geralt got dumped on the mountain top and is so heartbroken that Jaskier (after yelling at him for three days) promises to stick by his side and see him home for winter. 22 years and he has never been to Kaer Morhen, and finds out the reason Geralt kept him away was because he knew that Jaskier would crawl into Vesemir's bed and never leave and that would be awkward to have your best friend and dad fucking.

Jaskier takes one look at Vesemir and realizes that Geralt was quite correct in his guess at what would happen.

He fully intends to spend the whole winter in Vesemir's bed - but he has to deal with a heartbroken best friend, a recovering from injury Eskel, and Lambert who is...Lambert.

A winter of sex, sex, sex and maybe writing a few songs, swiftly and confusingly becomes a winter of teaching the young wolves how to take care of themselves.

But at least Vesemir is grateful for what Jaskier is doing and shows him said gratitude in bed.

For baby sitting on my bingo card

[crateofkate]

This entire fandom acknowledges Jaskier’s right to be a grade A slut and I am here for it

[aroomie]

Mer-AU:

Jaskier: Y'know...

Vesemir: *looks at Jaskier as he reaches over to grab more pizza*

Jaskier: Pizza... is my second favourite thing to eat in bed

Vesemir: *snorts* Oh? And what's your first favourite?

Jaskier: ...Sushi

Vesemir: *hums around the bite of pizza he took and peeks at Jaskier, noticing the man now staring pointedly at his crotch area and chokes on his food*