#WHAT IF JE DOES
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(A mcb ask)
Do you think Glober will end up joining Jun’s team? I think it would be great if he stayed a wandering Cardbot that occasionally helped/brought trouble, but i saw a TikTok comment a bit ago pointing out how fun the dynamic would be if he did join so now I’m on the fence lol
OUHH GODDD I have so many feelings about this lord help me
Glober is a free spirit at heart and it pains me to think about him being sealed bc I feel like that would make him a little miserable. His ability to make his own choices and pave his own path is such a key part of his character as an adventurer and I feel so sad thinking about him kinda having to give it up.
BUT his dynamic with the other cardbots as a new member of the team is a fun concept. I think he’d be an enabler for the other bots to cause whatever trouble they want—if Red Blitz wants to go joyriding without telling Jun first, who’s he to stop him? Let the kid have his fun.
Glober to me is an unmovable object. He has his views and ideas of the world and nobody can change them, sealed or not. I think if he gets sealed he’ll still be stubborn and opinionated and only help if Jun asks him first. I would hope his free spirited charm wouldn’t go away if he does get sealed.
The episode Glober’s End is coming up and I am scared. I am frightened. I am shaking and trembling in my knickers. I’m scared they’re gonna murder him :(((((( What if they kill my beautiful wife :(((((( Glober…. Glober stay with me………. Glober……………..
#MY SISTER KEEPS TELLING ME THAT HES NOT GONNA DIE BUT IDK#WHAT IF JE DOES#I’M SCARED#tbh I think I’ll be most mad if they just write him out#like he just goes whelp. I’m done. and fucks off to somewhere on a different continent#that would make me mad#but I don’t think they’ll do that#I think they’ll KILL him :(((#sniffle#anyways#Glober I miss you so much#Glober …….. I love you………:::#mars blurbs#metal cardbot#metal cardbot s#메탈카드봇#메탈카드봇S
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The Beatles interviewed in 1964, London airport after returning from Paris, France
PAUL: Wilder stuff I think, we- we stuck in a wilder number y’know… to finish off with-
JOHN: [mutters] ‘Gone With The Wind’
PAUL: [Instantly looks at John] ‘Gone With The Wind’ [laughs]
INTERVIEWER: They go for the Elvis Presley type of stuff though do they? I mean do they go for the rock and roll stuff?
PAUL: I think so yeah, a bit more. I might- [Paul stutters and John’s head snaps up] It depended really who was in… upon… [misspeaks and looks down at John as if he wants him to tell him what to say] depended upon who was in [John and Paul both laugh looking at each other] I- I can’t speak. Speaking French so much, you see
INTERVIEWER: What?
PAUL: *imitates French*
[John smiles and turns his whole body towards Paul]
INTERVIEWER: You’ve brushed up your French, have you?
PAUL: Nah, kidding I can’t speak a word of it.
INTERVIEWER: You still can’t speak a word?
PAUL: No… [Suddenly looks down at John] John’s… very good-
JOHN: *imitates French*
PAUL: Je- Bonsoir and all that sort of stuff very- oh he’s very good.
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NOW. I might be going crazy- but it sounds like John says something like ‘je vous veux’ (I want you) or ‘je vous aime’ (I love you) when he ‘speaks French’, although his pronunciation still has a prominent Scouse accent to it.
As with most clips, the audio quality is very poor and it’s very faint but anything is possible when these two are involved… If anyone speaks French please tell me if I’m onto something or if I’m going crazy lol
Adds a new layer to the ‘My Cheri’ home recording of John……
All the French aside, Paul is soooo obvious this whole interview. He interacts with John every chance he gets- that moment when he misspeaks and instantly looks at John so they’re both in on the joke- I mean come on…
#mclennon#there’s always something going on with them in interviews#paul is just extra desperate for attention in this one#john knows french now does he…#the infamous paris trip.#I listened to pronunciation videos for a solid 10 minutes comparing them to John’s voice and I’m still not sure if that’s what he says#‘je vous veux’ sounds more like it but I’m hearing an ‘m’ sound in there#I don’t know maybe I should’ve paid more attention to french lessons lol#paul mccartney#john lennon#john and paul#the beatles#mccartney#lennon#beatles#lore#my post
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(almost) all instances of water in the official 4 minutes trailer
+ fire:
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#bible wichapas#jes jespipat#loan.blr#loan.gif#loan.4mins#once again this was unnecessary. but im sooooo obsessed with it. what does it all meeeeean?#the imagery™#okay so. its *almost* because:#(1) there is a 5 frame shot of a body of water#(2) 3 frame shot that is the same frame 3 times of water trickling on concrete maybe#(3) right after the second gif the scene transforms into them sitting in front of that... big ass window or whatever#and i wasn't a 100% percent sure it was the water reflecting them or just camera work#and also was not enough frames to make it stand on its#also you might argue that bible smoking is also kind of a fire.#but i digress.
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new recommendation for life in general: eat five to fifty thinly sliced blood oranges by candlelight making sure to hold up every slice to the candle and contemplate the beauty of the world for a bit before consuming it. you will not regret five to fifty blood oranges
#blasting stromaes alors on danse isn't required but it DOES add a certain je ne sais quoi#inaccurate actually je sais exactly what it adds. quoi? stromaes alors on danse
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I know Wars is the skinny guy, but listen: the chain needs to wear Gerudo clothes and skinny skinny Wars whips out a six pack. Thinking about some of the responses is sending me.
I’m not sure they’d even bat an eye alskdk, like Wars being as thin as he is has such low body fat it would make his muscles that much more easily visible. With him being so strong, which they’re all ofc aware of, I think they’d be MORE confused if there was nothing there if he were to flex than if he did have visible abs. He’s not a big buff guy, looking at him next to the other older members of the chain he’s quite small actually, but I don’t think the others would even be shocked if they could see his abs, they’ve watched him fight they know he’s strong enough to beat their asses, they know he’s got SOME kind of muscle, and there’s not a whole lot of body fat to cover it up so it’d make perfect sense for it to be visible aldkdkk
#the way my tired ass at first thought you meant a six pack of beer-#and my response to this was almost ‘beer feels more like twilight’s thing but i think the others would give him disapproving looks’#and i was like ‘what does beer have to do with gerudo town’ 😭 im stupid ignore me#jes ask#lu warriors#lu wars#linked universe#linkeduniverse
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Hi Dove!
I love love LOVE the theme of your event here - it's so cozy! Your mind is simply brilliant.
For this, may I request Rook with the prompt "Discovering old secrets" and the emojis 🎵 and 🖼 ?
If that has already been filled in some way, could I instead request Trey with the prompt "Warm mornings" and the emojis 🪴 and 🧇 ?
I forsee some absolutely beautiful pieces coming out of this event, and I hope you enjoy yourself! (Just don't work yourself too hard, okay? :) )
Discovering Old Secrets; Rook Hunt
Content; Gender-neutral reader, mutual pining but make it a strategy game
Word Count; 650+
Author's Note; You don't actually find what the old secret actually means, but that's a part of the fun. I hope you enjoy this playful Rook drabble!
As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist
You didn’t really know what to expect from Rook when he proposed going on a ‘vacances à la mer’. There was something other than teasing in his eyes; vulnerability. This wasn’t any run-of-the-mill cottage by the sea, no. It was less of a cottage and more of a villa… one of his family’s villas.
This was a huge leap in your relationship status, as the two of you were having this game of sorts to see who would actually confess first. And so far, no one has yet come out to be the victor. Sure, it was silly and trivial, as you both liked each other, but it was more fun — on Rook’s end — and you were curious as to how long this could play out. It was a game of 4D chess, and the two of you were skirting around the other with no clear sign of when a checkmate would happen.
Perhaps you were finally getting closer to achieving this, after all, Rook is very cryptic when it comes to revealing any deeper information on him, or his background.
“Your head seems to be in the clouds, Trickster,” he chuckled, sending you a teasing wink. “Would you be kind enough to share?”
Well, he sent you a wink, not that you could really see it, as you were busy putting away some of the sparse belongings you had. “Not really,” you shot back, looking at him through the corner of your eye.
Rook was leaning slightly on the doorframe, hair pulled back into a low ponytail, and wearing beige linen pants and a white linen shirt. This was the most relaxed and casual you had seen him… it wasn’t a bad look. “You wound me,” he sighed, shaking his head, “my heart cannot take it!”
“Are you going to help me or just stand there?” What are you playing at, Rook?
Rook chuckled but slowly sauntered over, and started putting things away how you liked them. At first, it did creep you out that he knew how you liked to store your belongings, but he’s Rook and that’s just a Rook thing. And right now it was nice having an extra pair of hands; many hands make light work.
You bumped something off the shelf by accident, which Rook caught like it was nothing. Reflexes sharp as a knife… or one of his arrows you suppose.
“I haven’t seen this in years,” he mused quietly, turning over the painting that you had nearly sent crashing to the ground. Rook turned his gaze to you, a soft smile making the corners crinkle slightly. “This painting, mon chou, holds a secret…” and I believe you can unlock it. Rook gently handed the painting to you, his calloused hands brushing against yours.
You inspected the painting; it was of this very villa. The detail was beautiful, including the hand-carved driftwood frame. Running your fingers over the groves you found something small, round, and metal. You pressed it.
Gentle piano music emanated from the painting, and the scene was changing. Rook had his head resting on your shoulder as the scene played out; two figures were now in the painting, skirting around each other as if dancing. And then the one figure, who looked an awful lot like Rook, took the other’s hand as the music faded out, setting the painting in place.
You wiggled your shoulder, prompting Rook to get his head off of you. “What was that? It was beautiful, but what does it mean?”
Rook just gave you a cheery smile and winked, “That’s for you to discover in your own time, Trickster.” He patted you on the shoulder and went back into the main living room, leaving you alone to ponder over what that painting was really about. But Rook knew.
So I will lose this chase? He looked back over his shoulder as you straightened the painting with care. He watched as the painting shifted back to its original state. Hmm, not that I mind… as long as they are happy with cornering their quarry. Funny, no? Le chasseur d’amour has become the helpless prey… not that I mind.
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*vacances à la mer; vacation by the sea
*mon chou; the literal translation is 'my cabbage' but it means 'my darling' in this context
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Tags: @eynnwwyjth, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii
The Hunt Family Villa (fan art by the lovely Krenenbaker!)
#dove does events#follower event#twst#twst x reader#twst x gn reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x gn reader#rook hunt#rook hunt x reader#rook hunt x gn reader#je t'aime mon chasseur d'amour#i want to see rook in those clothes; like... i'm not healthy about it levels; plus with his hair back? i'm dead#krenenbaker!#rook does slip up and call you 'mon chou' which is a term of endearment but also means cabbage#my my my how the turns have tabled#the chasseur d'amour will lose this game; aka he's confessing first; but is he really losing? NO NO HE IS NOT#we all know his hands have callouses and that lives rent-free in my head; rook doesn't have soft baby hands#leaving what else the painting could mean up to each reader's own interpretation; as i think that would be more fun#i need more fun tags for rook; i'm not normal about him#to be fair he isn't normal either; we can be not normal together#if he isn't a bit strange and off-putting i don't want him#rook; *exists* | me; well hot damn. tu dois être fatiguée parce que tu as trotté dans ma tête toute la journée.~#translation of me trying to rizz up rook; you must be tired because you've been running through my head all day
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Now we have a rebuttal for when they said "let him cook"
DEAR MY SECRETARY (2025) EP. 7
#dear my secretary#dear my secretary confident boss and reliable secretary#dmsedit#what's wrong with secretary kim Thailand#bua nalinthip#jes jespipat#raeblr#userspring#userbenka#thaidrama#dramasource#dailyasiandramas#asiandramaedit#fyeahthaidramas#cinemapix#cinematv#filmtvdaily#dailyflicks#romancegifs#tansedits#ASGJDKFHGSHGFAHDGFHASDGFHS NEARLY BURN THE PLACE TRYNA MAKE STEAK#This show is so fkn funny man#like you can see jes struggling to keep a straight face in this scene too#like HOW are they not constantly breaking character like I'd be laughing all the time it's just SO funny#jump in the pool fully clothed with a bowl didn't even kill the whole fire when he threw the water#what ptsd does to a mf like. genuinely makes him hilarious
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Inej and Jes entering a church for some mission type thing
Inej: remember Jes be as inconspicuous as possible *glances back to check on Jesper*
Jes: yeah I know
Inej: *gasps* Jes! We are in a place of worship! Be respectful! Take the hat off
Jes:*sigh* fine
Jes: *takes off hat to reveal smaller more garish hat underneath
Inej: 😤
#boi#idk#just something theyd do#why yes#jesper does have a smaller hat under his regular hat#youll never guess whats under the smaller hat tho#inej just thinks its polite to be respectful of all religious beliefs#jes agrees#but he didnt think about the mission when putting his hats on this morning#its just something he does#wylan loves it when he reveals smaller hat at merch council meetings#its a habit now#six of crows duology#six of crows#rarzo
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I know that Max is referring to May not knowing anything about Harley's plot in Going For Choke, but for a second I thought he was just taking a moment to call her stupid, unprompted 😭
#pokeani#feelings for queue#tay's tag#i promise i watch episodes other than these but it's always the coordinator episodes where insane shit happens.#actually that's not true. all of AG is kind of like that BUT the concentration of '???' moments is much higher in coordinator eps.#but anyways i've been rewatching the sub just to have a slightly different experience than usual and it's fun!#it is absolutely hilarious to see what lines are missing though (or rather were added). the eng dub just really did all that on its own huh#I'm always like 'ohhh right James doesn't say ''next time let's have them jump off of a bridge'' in this one'.#and Harley isn't calling people boytoys#and Drew doesn't sound like the guy from Blink-182 but with love and peace that one's a really welcome change personally 😭#I would say that the sub is a more normal experience but it does lack the batshit je ne sais quoi of the eng dub.#but it's just really fun to see the slight differences in personalities and episodes and scenes!!!#i'm so glad we have reliable ag subs now.
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Me when I’m writing in my room alone and I hear something (it’s def a reference to The Shining and not me going crazy while writing because of a ghost which is also a reference to The Shining):

#text#discussion#what the hell is wrong with me#anyways ill shut up now#the shining#the shining 1980#something something kids n family#jack torrance#not me and him both having monumental crahsouts when the words won’t write properly#writing#i want to write#writing memes#me writing#writer stuff#does this count as writing?#writers on tumblr#why do i always see the character that is clearly horrible and a metaphor for something bad and think ‘ueah were so alike but I dont murder’#the shining movie#the image isn’t related to the caption at all but I thought it was funny.#does this count as a shitpost#is this canon?#this is canon#some nerd is going to come up and say ‘acshukalllalallaly you can’t like him because he’s a bad person’ like yes I can?? jes a good bad guy#‘hey where did my DVD copy of The Shining (1980) go?’ I eated it all#wait what who said that#*the suspiciously dvd shaped lump in my throat*#anyways how are y'all#take me out back and put me down#i doubt anyone will see this#does anyone know what im talking about
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Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the house of The Rising Sun
#okay but can we agree? House of the rising sun? beautiful amazing incredible timeless masterpiece? yeah?#all i want is to put on a cute 70s dress with the bell sleeves and some gogo boots and get my hair all pretty with the flip curls#and go to one of those really cool and dark and lowkey shady bars you see on the movies. with a pool table and a jukebox#hard-looking bartender with an impressive mustache named Mitch or Hank#and go up to the bar and he'd be like “whatya having doll?” “oh. anything sweet please”#and he hands me some soda-gin or whatever with a lemon slice. and the guy next to me notices my drink and is like#“hey Mitch. give the lady something nicer eh? maker a double from the back shelf. extra ice”#“i'm fine with this actually. i don't drink whiskey” “tonight you do sweetheart”#and he's wearing some really nice jeans and boots and a dark shirt and a leather jacket. dark hair but has some freckles. charming smile.#“what is a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this? i think them church youths go bowling next door”#“i am not lost. can't a girl enjoy some music” “does the boyfriend know?” “i answer to no one”#and he takes a long drag of his cigarette and chuckles. Mitch brings my new drink as gives him a look before drafting some beer#“so. the pretty lady likes a little danger eh?” “the lady has a name” .#i take a sip of the whiskey and try real hard not to cough. he thinks it's funny. i think he's a little cute#“does she now? and does the lady dance by any chance” and he's standing up quite tall and offers me a hand “she does”#and we go to the dance floor near the jukebox where quite a lot of people are dancing and eventually this song starts playing#and he kisses me surprisingly gentle and tastes like menthol cigarettes and hard liquors and I'm definitely a bit dizzy from the drink#he probably has a cute name like Daniel (Danny is what everyone calls him)#and maybe he has a bike or a really nice convertible. obviously red. je offers to take me home but we're just driving for a bit instead#“didn't you daddy taught not to get into stranger's cars?” “my daddy also taught me not to kiss pretty boys and yet”#“so you think i'm pretty?” “pretty enough”#and we laugh to the wind and the radio is on and this song starts playing again and it's a perfect moment#anyways. great song great band 👍#darya's mixtape#Spotify
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How do you feel about Pony’s friend Mark? The drug dealer?
The WHAT?
I'm sorry, I know Mark. And I've talked about him before— not a big fan of him.
But this is the first time I'm learning that he'd been denoted as a "drug dealer"?
Soda looked at Steve, who was sat on the floor kicking his feet boredly.
“Stevie.”
“Mm?” He looked up, chewing on the inside of his cheek as he cocked an eyebrow.
“Y'hear that Mark's a dealer now?”
“...Mark who?” He turned his body towards Soda, now tuned in and slightly confused.
“The, uh,” Soda snapped his fingers as he thought. “Jennings, ain't it?” He tilted his head.
“Mark Jennings is a dealer?!” Steve sat up off the floor, looking at the note, eyes darting across it as he read. “That guy Pony hangs with? He's dealin'?” He sounded surprised, almost concerned.
Soda shrugs, just as surprised. “Shit, I guess the fuck so!” He laughs. “Glory... I really gotta tell Pony to stay away from that type'a stuff.” Soda ran a hand through his hair anxiously. “Dealers? In his circle of all circles?”
Steve sighed, shaking his head. “Beats me, man. That's confusing shit to deal with.”
The two talked for a bit, mildly discussing how they both just... didn't like Mark, and how he seemed like an iffy guy. But they also had never interacted with a full on drug dealer, and weren't sure how to bring that up to Ponyboy later on.
They both decided that Soda should just tell him to lay off from hanging out with him. It was enough as is with a troublemaker like Curly, whole other thing when his friends are getting involved in illegal matters.
I just don't like the kid.
#— Drug dealer. Really?! Is that really what he's gotten up to now?!#— Je-sus... these kids nowadays are fuckin' crazy!#mark canonically isn't arrested or anything in the timeline so soda's like “HE'S A WHAT?!!”#steve is just as equally confused#anyways — he does not like any of Pony's friends 💀#but he's not gonna say he hates them because he doesn't#he ain't got no room to talk neither with how much shit him and steve get into#(but at least they don't get caught doing it unlike ponyboy so famously does in fanon)#(hehehehe :3)
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I think some of the lesser artifacts in artifact storage should be used for sexual purposes. Elias having Jon tests some of the ones that he knows are relatively safe, on the pretense of teaching Jon to properly recognize them.
#JE#look we can’t use the camera for this#but there’s gotta be some other fun ones#Elias does like watching Jon scared and comforting him after.#Jon trying so hard to determine what powers they belong to because he wants a good grade in unethical experimentation#Elias admiring his lovely archivist#sleepy but this came from thinking about no thoughts camera Jon again#give me some artifact ideas that can be used in sexy ways#I want to write terrible things
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i find it really odd that there hasn’t been a long form article or even a deep dive youtube video on nail yakupov and alex galchenyuk starting with being linemates on the sarnia sting to how they both ended up in the k with very different circumstances in between
#it’s actually fascinating if you think about it#i would watch a documentary about it for sure#like galchenyuk did decently well in the khl last year but does he still have a drug problem? and did he for much of his nhl career?#and yakupov. still isn’t good#like he’s just not that good at hockey#is there an archive of sting videos#i am sooooo curious what scouts saw back then#je parle trop#nail yakupov#alex galchenyuk
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i have around 60 pages left, i'm taking bets on whether or not there'll be a kiss

#Arsène Lupin#once again this is a grown ass 40yo man (i was generous with the 30s the other day if we follow the timeline he's at least in his 40)#pining after a 17yo girl (who looks ''barely 15'') i hate it!!!!!!!!!!! i hate it deeply#''visage de femme et yeux d'enfants'' DEATH#also the teenager has a crush on lupin as a public persona because of course she does#(which. admittedly this might hit a little too close to home for me to be objective. but sure. why not. makes sense tbh#je serais très mal placée pour juger sur ce point d'intrigue en particulier 😶😶😶😶)#honestly it could have been an interesting dynamic with the enamoured teen and lupin not sure how to react#(it is something that does happen!!)#but noooo we had to make lupin fall in love at first sight with a sleeping 17/15yo#i'm sorry maybe this is me being a prude or whatever but it is so gross to me#i'm not even saying that lupin wouldn't go after women much younger than him#literally in le dernier amour i believe cora is 22? while lupin is in his fifties#so like. personally i do side-eye this type of thing in fiction but also a) i believe there's a difference between writing a 22yo and a 17y#b) lupin going after young and pretty (blond) women (key word women!!) in their twenties is part of his character#but what about isidore you'll ask#well first of all canon does not imply any romantic sentiment between them (one-sided or not)#is there room for interpretation? sure. but leblanc certainly didn't intent anything.#i have to admit i don't really ship them and any interest i have in their relationship doesn't exactly rely on romantic feelings from them#godspeed to the people that do tho! again i think there's a difference between exploring a non-canonical gay relationship#between two male characters even with this kind of age gap#and writing (as two adult men) about a 40yo man falling in love with a /very/ young looking teenager#bref i'm making a bigger deal of this than it needs to be#it irks me#the 70s are such a polarising decade.............
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what the fuck is the janissary motif doing in the new puppetshades. genuinely i. i've not stopped thinking about this. can anybody hear me
#i am so so normal about janissary. its one of my favorite albums of all time forever i think#seriously umm hi if you r reading this n you don;t know abt the shaperaverse#listen to janissary#you don't really need context and this album fucks SO HARD n im so normal about it#WHAT IS THE VIZIER DOINBG IN SPACE#THE VIZIER. OF ALL PEOPLE.#genuinely i really hope it gets cleared in the next album#does this have something to do w like. david. or raven.#cause like he played the vizier in one of the august sky playhouse performances yeah#i may have been right abt the uncle ray jumpscare all along#holy shit bro#but also if it;s literally just. like.#umm#ok so#in the first act we hear a reprise i think of happy birthday love zoe from slenderman yeah#and then in this album we see the decadent abbey#n this doesn't directly correspond w the motif in the preceding album#but also reprising happy birthday love zoe was fitting cause it was jenna's birthday#the vizier's motif just played like as an instrumental during jes's coronation#which#i guess?? royalty or something??#but like is this directly going to get referenced. is my best friend the vizier coming back#or is it just going to be something else from janissary completely unrelated#ARE THE RHAZZIS THE BLACK MONKS#PLEAZSW WARE TE RHAZZI PRIESTS THE BLACK MONKS#AND THEY WORSHIP OKI I GUESS BUT ALSO WE KNOW ZASZA HATES HIM WHICH. IDK. CAUSE LIKE#THE BLACK MONKS HAVE THEIR WHOLE THING W VAMPIRES???#or not being vampires??????#and oki is. a vampire. at least i think but he's Different about it like#he doesn't really deny it?
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