#What even is Colin…

[dont-hug-me-its-yuri]

day 28 of dhmis oddtober: Meat!!

(@persy-r-bozo)

[becky5203]

The hottest thing Colin Bridgerton ever did was stand up to Penelope Featherington’s toxic, emotionally abusive mother in her toxic, emotionally abusive home the day after they got engaged after she had spent all season telling him that the reason she wanted to be married was because she wanted to feel comfortable in the world and then immediately take her to a house that belonged to the very family she spent half her life wanting to be a part of and tell her “This is to be our home.”

[megaawkwardhuman]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

A normal day in the life of Court Physician, Gaius: Part two (x)

[dollypopup]

hi, I'm sorry, but I'm freaking out because what do you MEAN someone bookbinded my fic if i'm butter (then she's a hot knife) and it's BEAUTIFUL!? and it's MASTERFUL? and it's making me CRY!?

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gaze upon the absolute thoughtfulness, creativity, and BEAUTY of this bookbinding! the siblings represented as the tablespoons of butter? the net weight being the word count? the 'Penelope is 24, and this love' quote from the last chapter? the grade being the rating? the yellow pages!!!! I am SOBBING this may be the most gorgeous artwork anyone has ever done for my work, and I'm just so humbled and gracious and floored over it. please give her some love because this is a masterful bookbinding.

[anney-baker]

VAMILY 🧛🧛🧛🧑‍🦲🧑‍🏫 | Part II - Colin

[lovemebitxh]

Guys... i am not doing well.

[theshriekingsisterhood]

The way I SPRINTED to my computer to make this the second Risky showed me this textpost

[natedevereaux]

they're holding hands! for the last time (on this documentary) 🥺💕

[starscelly]

??????

nsh@dal 04.03.25

[montanabohemian]

honestly, the people bitching about an objectively insane episode of wwdits are SO BORING. it's just a silly little comedy about some idiot vampires that live together and commit atrocities in new york. like what is so difficult to comprehend about that.

of course lazslo would create horrifying animal lab experiments that can talk that guillermo has to take care of.

of course nandor and colin are besties.

of course nadja makes 50 dunkin runs for a crazy lady.

it's just a weird show that is outrageous and funny and sometimes carries an emotional wallop. it's not fucking rocket science.

[doomed2repeat]

Begging Polin fans and Colin/Luke Newton fans who are trying to defend Luke in good faith to not acquiesce to this idea that he’s actually ugly or doesn’t fit beauty standards. Those fandoms are trying to gaslight you, and you are letting them. Don’t start your defense of him from a place of agreeing with them or letting them off the hook for trying to force the idea that Luke is ugly as an objective fact.

I see so many Polins act like we accidentally got a crush on Quasimodo because he has a good personality. Yes we like the character, we like the personality, the talent.

But Luke is literally Hot As Fuck. He is good looking. Start acting like it.

Remind people that we all have eyes, and even if attraction IS subjective, saying he’s ugly is ridiculous. Call it for what it is- jealousy, insecurity, pettiness, competitiveness.

He’s hot in character:

He’s hot out of character:

He’s hot in all seasons:

He was hired because he blends well with the siblings:

People are just weird about him, but it really has nothing to do with his looks and everything to do with their issues. That’s just a hot guy.

[terriblegam2r]

Can we bring up the fact that Laszlo, up until this point, has never been interested in Guillermo (that wasn't out of boredom, necessity or putting him down - I'm talking genuine interest (and dare I say slight concern?) in him), or literally anything he had to say or what he did throughout the day. Not even once. But here Laszlo is, constantly bringing up the topic of Guillermo's seemingly odd behavior to the other vampires - also showcasing that he's paid enough attention to him to where he can recognize that Guillermo's not acting like his usual~ self. I also noticed that Laszlo praised Guillermo's familiar duties (has he ever complimented him before? Idts) and proclaimed to Nandor on his own that he agreed with Guillermo that Nandor was using hypnosis too much. He even said "Ah! There he is." to himself when Guillermo showed up after he and Nandor met up with Nadja after they got out of jail, meaning that he was still thinking of Guillermo even when he was hanging out with Sean and Nandor and after all the crazy excitement that happened that night. And in the end it turned out that he kind of was concerned about Guillermo because he told him he pretty much thought he had a bad stomach ache and wanted to tell him to be careful about what he eats. Aww.

I think Laszlo co-parenting with Guillermo towards baby Colin Robinson last season sparked an interest (and respect) in Guillermo, and I love finally seeing their relationship develop, and I look forward to seeing them bond more this season (even if it is baby steps lol But in a way it's the total opposite because Laszlo has never talked about/to Guillermo this much in one season before, much less the series as a whole, and I am loving every second of it).

[cookinguptales]

maybe I am Too Colin Robinson myself because while the entire fandom was apparently losing their shit over him talking about his boyfriend, I was just like

but the siege of the alamo was in 1836... and Colin remembers what he was doing 187 years ago... which means he's already done this 100-year cycle at least twice... while maintaining at least 187 years of memories, so this wasn't the first time he used the records trick... without knowing why he was keeping those records...

this is the lore I'm stuck on lmao

[dollypopup]

Some of y'all only like Polin when Penelope is an unfeeling girlboss and Colin is a desperate puppy dog chasing after her and it SHOWS.

Some of y'all resent so much that Penelope loves him. You hate the fact that she's doodled 'Ms. Colin Bridgerton' in her diary with love hearts all around them. You hate her tenderness for him. You hate how easily she forgives him. You drool and hunger for her anger, her fury, her grudges, her distance. You say so often how he 'doesn't deserve her' or 'she should have married blah blah blah instead'. You diminish her adoration for him at every turn, as if it is in some way shameful for her to love him. You call her desperate for looking for him in any room she's in, for immediately folding to his apology, for asking him to kiss her.

Some of you hate it. You hate it so bad. That she loves him so deeply. You hate how much she trusts him and is interested in his interests. You hate that she wrote him all those letters, that she constantly wants to talk to him. You resent the sweetness she shows him, the warmth she reserves for him. You sneer at how he brings out her girlish glee and giddiness. You recoil at how she finds more confidence because she's most comfortable with him. You despise her yearning, her crush, her gazing out the window daydreaming of him. You can't stand the fact that she wishes on falling stars and dandelion seeds for him. You hate that she's a romantic. You especially hate that she's a romantic for HIM.

Hell, you even vehemently insist that her ruining Marina was an act of selflessness and altruism just to help her friend, when very much a large part of it was BECAUSE SHE LOVES HIM and wants to have a love story with him. Fuck that 'she would have stood by and let him marry someone else' nonsense. No the fuck she wouldn't. GOD FORBID she not be a perfect angel who does everything away from her feelings for him. God forbid that be a flawed act of love on her part. God forbid she was jealous because SHE wanted him. God forbid Colin is wanted and Penelope is found wanting.

Why are some of y'all like this? What is the appeal of a love story where both parties aren't completely head over heels for each other? Polin is beautiful because they're two sensitive souls who come together to understand one another and love each other. They are one another's safe place.

Why does fervently, assuredly, loudly only apply when Colin does it? Why do some of y'all cringe so badly away from a Penelope who is in love and isn't just the one being loved on?

Why are some of you even HERE?