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necronomi-kun · 10 months ago

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My favorite beanie baby in a sweater and scarf my mom knit for him when I was in elementary school :)

#toy collection #toy photography #beanie babies #nuts #squirrel #knitblr #I did not know that was a tag but I’m using it #anyway when I was younger I’d pretend he was my daemon like in the golden compass #now he sits on my bedside table and cheers me up when I get home from work

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doloneia · 6 months ago

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in any modern iliad au i imagine teucer is on good terms with his moms family (like he plays wii with helenus regularly) but he still throws a football through hectors window regularly just to fuck with him

#the two of them just have set eternal cain instinct vibes #well actually hector doesnt its all teucer hector just sighs and chucks the football at his head #teucer runs around with paris in the woods. plays wii with helenus. yaps with cassandra. troilus? thats his baby cousin bro #but hector? hector who drives him home from school and is Head of The Kids Table at family dinner? football. straight to the window #either american or soccer doesnt matter both works #teucer #hector of troy #the iliad #tagamemnon

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lord-shitbox · 3 months ago

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still alive. hanging out with my pal helped it was chill and awesome how easy it was just to sit arnd in each others company doin our own things. on shift w the fun coworker so hopefully i can let his voice wash over me like waves this evening i just gotta make it through from now until i clock in & then from when i close up to when i get home n eat dinner. closing up will put me thru insane illness i fear but we ball nothin i aint dealt with before

#shitboxposting #amazed im still alive. in a good way being alive is so nice #it smells like spring outside ! thats so nice !!#i think my current ennui is not having a good picture of what i want my future to look like & more importantly #not feeling like i'll get there #im coming back to it though. this tiny precious dream i dont talk about because its too fragile and i want nothing to break it #i literally want a home. with a couch and a sliding glass door to the backyard and kinda near the beach if i could manage it #a sunroom or garden i can sit & draw in . that golden stove light on the bottom of the microwave . a stack of board games #a guest room & so many spare pillows and blankets so people can crash. decent tv. big dining room table. kitchen island #my beanbag can come with me. a dinky lil room for myself. plenty of lamps and low light sources #im working towards a degree so i can afford all that. im getting better at being friendly so i can have friends over more readily .#it may seem frustrating when romantic relationships dont work out but aside from those individual attempts im getting better personally@#being able to handle having one at all. that progress is harder to see but i cant ignore that #im feeling better now. gnna play hades 2

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nerdyqueerr · 7 months ago

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TRAGIC: no one paid any attention to local butch while it made delicious dinner and now it's lonely

#im obviously not that heartbroken like andie is still on campus working and sam is. obviously busy.#literally came in showered without taking her makeup off and is now doing math(?) equations(?) at the table while eating #so im not upset she didnt say hi to me while i was cooking and whatnot #but come onnnnn i looked cute and no one was there to witness it :(#be honest if u saw me in the kitchen making butter chicken (sauce from the store sorry) and u knew we only had drumsticks so i had to debone #all that chicken and all and also i was wearing a white undershirt kinda tanktop and music playing and i was singing along.#if u saw me doing that would u come over and give me a little kiss on the cheek or smth #lmao not that sam kisses my cheek thats andies job. and they were SUPPOSED to be home but stayed to work on campus although atp....#[checks time] theyre definitely at their girlfriend's lmao #anyways yeah #dont look at the pronouns in that post too hard it just felt right for the bit #my shit

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amygdalae · 1 year ago

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Forgot abt the joys of turning a V8 into a virgin bloody mary

#my coworker offered me one of her V8s so i used salt pepper and some hot sauce packets from the break table to concoct a lunch drink #not enough food for lunch but i get off work earlier on sundays and will sup in earnest once im home #im too anxious to be hungry rn

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ghostprinceiii · 4 days ago

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Just unlocked the Empyreum housing district, and while one part of me is rp-walking around enjoying the vibes and looking at peoples gardens, another part of me is monkey-style smacking at my keyboard to search up 'ffxiv get rich quick schemes'

#20 *million* gil for a medium plot. I'm gonna pass out. Not as bad as it coukd be but still more money than ive made in my entire time #playing this game so far. Just like irl having a multi-story home is a pipedream for my demographic 😔#I decided a few months ago that I wanted to get an apartment in the Empyreum once I unlocked it since it was permanent and I liked the vibe #of the building's exterior. FC house is in Shirogane and I'm getting much closer to Stormblood now so getting a room there is becoming more #reasonable. Idk how much security that has though. And the other day someone I met back in december hung out with me for a few hours and #then offered to a *buy me a house*. Just straight-up. No repayment or anything. Just so she'd have a new neighbour I assume?? She's very #big on the 'pay it forward' mindset and that was her only condition. Pretty much just 'be nice to people and help out new players where you #can' which. I was already going to do that?? Wild. That specific plot we were looking at is So Nice but is also in Shirogane which I cant #bid in yet. Different ward to the FC house but idk how I feel about things just yet. Pretty sure when we last spoke I'd ended up agreeing t #the deal pretty much but we havent exactly seen eachother since and im still a little unsure about accepting So Much Money from someone #+ living near them as an antisocial autistic person and the problems that brings. + Having potentially multiple residences in the same #district. + Even having a housing plot at all since it requires a permanent financial commitment. Even more so when its not my gil that goe #to waste if the house gets demolished because I got burnt out or couldnt afford to keep paying a subscription and log in on time.#Lots of uncertainties but housing also seems like something I'd *really* like to participate in and getting the full experience of having a #outdoor space too would be really nice. Original plan was Apartment in Empyreum and then a Medium House potentially somewhere else to get #the most out of the commitment. A Large would be too expensive and ambitious and too much space to work with honestly but a Medium has #just enough extra space and structure to feel worthwhile yknow?#idk im just rambling at this point but I've got decisions to make. And I should probably make them *soon* while the offer of #a free goddamn house is on the table. Dont wanna rush through things but it feels like I need to speed up from the glacial pace ive been #playing through this game at to unlock Shirogane even if just so I can visit the FC house more often (too cheap to ever teleport anywhere o #even pay for the airship tbh ✌️)#ghostprince posts #ffxiv #videogames #Did I just completely forget to type that the housing plot on offer is Shirogane is a small? Thats why I started talking about plot sizes.#And the talk of buying a Medium plot was very big on the '*if* I ever commit to permanent subscription to allow for housing'#I am. so tired right now. words are just slipping out my ears when i blink

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rubbership · 2 months ago

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ive definitely talked about this story before but the one time i dated like just a regular cis girl i threw up on all three of our dates in a row. and then i broke up with her LOL OOPS SORRY

#i genuinely dont know what my problem was. i think it was a mixture of like #okay. this stories so convoluted but i did Not like this girl. i had a crush on our mutual friend who i was like. i dont know. we werent #fwb's but me and her would make out pretty regularly and she said i helped her realize she was trans and it was like a Thing but also she #scared the fuck out of me once because she was like LETS PUT A DEAD BIRD INFRONT OF (girl this stories about) FRONT DOOR #and i was like !?!?!?!? NO. WHAT THE FUCK?!#and she called me a pussy so i walked home. okay thats unrelated. anyways i did not like the cis girl she liked shame dawson and believed #ghosts were real and said my autism was probably caused by the fact that i had an oujia board (...a 2021 version from hasbo i bought at a #toy store. i was like dude shut up) but anyways she asked me out while she was my only ride out of town and i was scared she was going to #leave me there so i said yes. anyways. i threw up in her car on the way home LOL #AND EVERYONE HAD TO RIDE HOME IN MY PUKE. SOIRRY GUYS #and then we went to taco bell for a date and i had like some sort of weird neurological episode and projectile vomited in the bathroom for #an hour and fucking. someone who worked there asked me if i needed them to call 911 and the worker was A GUY WHO WAS BULLYING ME AT MY #FUCKING SCHOOL.AND I WAS LIKE NO I CANT FUCKING AFFORD AN AMBULENCE DO NOT CALL THEM #uhhhh and then on our third date it was at a round table and we were on a double date w our shared friends and eventually they pulled me #aside and were like dude i dont like the way she talks to you its really weird. and that was enough to make me barf in the bathroom and #immediately break up with her #ANYWAYS...#. JDSMGKJDSBHGMKDSJGHUFDOIJHU #I WAS DOING THAT FUCKING SOUTHPARK BIT FOR REAL

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tommygotwrittenoff · 11 months ago

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i need them to put eddie in a coma so he can have his own little coma dream realization

#like can you imagine #maybe he didnt reenlist #maybe hes got that perfect little romantic life he keeps thinking he had with shannon #maybe they stayed in el paso #or the three of them moved to la together when shannons mom got sick #and maybe eddie isnt a firefighter maybe he went into contracting or landscaping because he likes to work with his hands #or maybe he went into nursing because he likes helping people #but hes living a perfect little life with a son and wife and their white picket fence but he cant shake the feeling that something is wrong #he pulls aside for a firetruck on his way to work and something about it makes him feel funny like he misses something #and so he asks shannon when he gets home #hey did i ever apply to the fire academy #and she says no why would you have done that?? as she places a warmed frozen lasagna down on the diner table #he watches chris pick at his plate and swears that chris loved lasagna #and maybe hes out on his lunch break at the park and he hears a woman cry and run to find a man collapsed on the ground and shes panicking #so he tells her to call 911 and he starts compressions #the fire department shows up and hen and chim take his place and he fills them in before stepping back #youre good under pressure buck says from beside him #and eddie just kinda looks at him for a second because #he feels right #this feels right #being right here beside this man with a crooked grin on his face feels right #but eddie just shrugs and says well i was in the army kinda came with the territory #and then bobbys voice crackles through the radio buck i told you to stop flirting on calls get in the truck now #and buck returns an ay ay captain and winks at eddie before hopping in the firetruck #he watches engine 118 drive away and thinks he should be right next to buck in that truck #okay i got carried away but i need it #like there are so many possibilities for eddie coma dream and like #tim listen to me i need you to do think i need eddie to be put into a coma so he can realize that his life now is everything hes needed #me thinks

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scream-mans-friend · 2 months ago

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I moved into this apartment in September and I am already looking to move it this has been a nightmare

#guess whos power went out again QND THIS TIME IT WAS ON PURPOSE AND I HAD NO NOTICE AND IM TRYING TO WORK FROM HOME!!!#LIKE EVEN IF YOU DIDNT KNOW THE PWOER WAS GOING TO NEED TO BE OFF AT LEAST GIVE ME A HEADS. UP ABT THE PLANNED REPAIR #BC I HAVE ONE FUCKING TABLE TO WORK ON. IN MY KITCHEN. AND GUESS WHERE THE REPAIR IS?? RIGHT ABOVE MY FUCKIGN HEAD #BUT NOW I GET TO DEAL W THE NOISE AND BC THE POWER IS OFF FOR MY WORK AREA I NOW HAVE ONLY 1 MONITORS & AM WORKING ON BATTERY LIFE #LIKE THANK FUCK I ATILL HAVE INTERNET BUT JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!#IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS MY LANDLORD HAS THREATENED TO PUT 2 MACAWS IN MY APARTMENT. SHE TRIED TO FIX MY SINK & SPRAYED RABBIT SHITWATER ALL #OVER MY FUCKING KITCHEN. AND SHE CANT EVEN GIVE ME A BASIC WARNING OF 'WE ARE HAVING REPAIRS DONE ON THIS DATE THIS TIME' LIKE HELLO????

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jellogram · 6 months ago

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My mother will blast the TV so loud you can hear it from space and then tell me to shut up every time I yell over it and then she's like "Why are you always in your room"

#i literally work from home????#and you have zero consideration for that whatsoever????#i can barely work in my room with the door closed why the fuck would i work at the dinner table #she watches so many action movies....

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yaminerua · 1 year ago

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nothing makes me feel more pathetic than when I’m trying to do a basic as fuck sum in my head and my brain is giving me absolutely nothing

not a single gear moving up there. Brain just clocks out when numbers are involved and trying to force it to figure out even the simplest calculations physically feels excruciating and exhausting

meanwhile my dad and my brother will be looking at me like I’m some alien experiment bc how can I be so stupid that I can’t do this shit in my head?

#I’ve always suspected I’ve got some degree of dyscalculia bc there are other related issues I have in that area #I used to slam my head on the table in primary school in frustration and cry when I couldn’t get my brain to figure things out #my exams and jotter margins were peppered with loads of tiny dot marks from where I would have to physically make a mark to count #and then count up how many marks I’d made to do the multiplication or whatever. Like 6x7 I would do six sets of seven dots and count them #I can’t do it in my head and school made me feel like an absolute moron for it but no-one ever suggested I might have an issue there #I couldn’t memorise times tables beyond like 2 and 5 and 10 consistently. Even 4 wouldn’t stick somehow #and 6 7 and 8 made me cry from how much I struggled with them. I still can’t remember them #I had a maths tutor in high school for my last year and every week he would have to teach me things again bc it wouldn’t stay in my head #My dad would shout at me when I was asking for help at maths homework bc he somehow thought shouting the sum at me would make me Get it #uncle would throw questions at me and my bro to figure out and my brother would get it instantly and I would be sat there struggling #and then the inevitable impatient sound of a disbelieving ‘come on!!’ would follow and I’d feel worse bc im expected to do it and I couldnt #there’s a home video of me trying to figure out the difference between the years 1982 and 1987 and the pause while the gears struggle #ton work out the number before saying it is agonising to listen to bc I am genuinely taking that long to do it

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wall-eye · 7 months ago

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I wish my (OLDER) brother was like. Able to do basic things without me supervising him. I asked him to sweep and mop while I worked yesterday and he Slept All Day instead so I had to make sure he did it today (even tho I took today off because it's my 6th month anniversary and I wanted to spend as much time with my joyfriend as possible and they were having a shitty day so it was good that i did)

Tell me why he didn't know to *move the dog bed and temporary table* in the kitchen to get under them, why he laid down to nap after barely sweeping (at the same time he *went to sleep yesterday*), why he tried to nap Again after he broke two mops and only got a third of the way through the floor. Tell me why he got MAD cause I wasn't "doing anything" when I was making him do things (I cleaned the shower and replaced the blinds in the bathroom and had him and my sister each clean a third of it last week, I helped him clean his own room monday, I cleaned up and vacuumed the living room, I DIRECTED HIM ON EVERY STEP, I gave him 20 bucks of my *work lunch money* to get a new mop, me and my sister washed all the rugs, I cleaned my own room, me and my sister brought in the chairs and table ectectECT)

I'm making him do all this because we are Hosting. Thanksgiving. TOMORROW.

#i dont want eldest sidter duties im not a girl (not that they know) but my brother is so incompetent that he cant be trusted to actually #do anything responsible like ya know. thinking ahead to clean the house before the day of thanksgiving #like!!!! i was always the first pick to pet sit for my grandparents when they went on trips #they had one recently and were like can [vic] come and make sure [middleschool cousin] gets to school on time while we are on #this week long trip?#no i work i cant #oh ok. can [brother] petsit? we'll just take [cousin] with #AND. MY MOM HAD TO GO OVER AND HELP HIM CLEAN UP BEFORE TAKING HIM BACK HOME AT THE END OF IT #ARARATAGAGTAGATAGATGARGARG YOURE A GROWN MAN YOU CAN CLEAN TOO #my grandma keeps being like 'you need to include him when you guhs go out shopping and stuff'#HOW. WHEN HE IS NOCTURNAL. AND SLEEPS FROM 11 AM TO 6 PM.#for my birthday and my sisters birthday we went out for breakfast/brunch before meeting up with family #he was sleeping on the table until the food came out #which is cute if youre 8 but embarrassing and RUDE as a grown man in your mid 20s. it was our BIRTHDAYS #anyway rant over its weaponized incompetence and also coddling from my mom and grandma

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trans-yllz · 5 months ago

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running out of places in my room to place objects and trinkets and doodads as well

#came home from the coast with more objects and trinkets. absolutely fucked #I even have some things at my desk at work.... what am I gonna do when my internship ends 😭#I'm not sure where I could possibly fit any more shelves 😭#I also don't have room for more books #I literally have more books that I don't have space for they've been banished to the bedside table 😭#ghost posts #text

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byunbaekhyunie · 1 year ago

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dig a hole for me boys it's time

#i get home from work and this is what i get??????????#DICK AND COCK?????? AT THE DINNER TABLE??????????????????????????????????

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no1cutiepatootie · 1 year ago

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my mom's college is sooo nostalgic 😭

#i used to come here as a kid #when we had a holiday but mom and dad had jobs to mom would carry me and brother here #she has her own huge department and its separated from other staff rooms #and there's a huge blackboard that students would draw on with colorful chalks its still there 😭😭#and frames of different anatomical structures #and the kitchen inside #and menu cards prepared by students all over #she's home science and english teacher so she has it all a bit of nutrition stitching and sewing cooking medicine table manners #chemistry biology literally everything #and the students prepared files with pretty covers and id pick out all the decorations from the files when they passed out #and in practicals mom would make them prepare tastiest dishes everyone got a sweet and one savory to prepare #and mom always has craziest idea she loves cooking so you can imagine the dishes i got to taste #the glass and foil paintings are still there 😭😭🥹🥹#and the cutlery #there are lot more wall hangings now #and the one huge center table is reduced to two small tables #and the department has got one new teacher shes so young #i mean its not so grand but ofc its grand it contains my childhood #the canteen and bookstall don't work anymore no idea why the owners abandoned them after covid #im so 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#im meeting my school friends here then we'll go shopping

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tj-crochets · 1 year ago

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Crafting update: all the fabric is cut to size and ready to sew for my next baby quilt! I'm actually following a pattern for once! Well. Mostly. The pattern calls for 28 jelly roll strips and I have 24 so I'm adapting, but I am mostly following a pattern lol

#the person behind the yarn #crafting update #normally I can sew on my breaks at work #but one of the other [my job title]s is on vacation this week so I'm dealing with his contractors #and without specifying the industry I work in there's uh...not a lot of women in this industry #and some of the contractors. uh. don't handle working with women...well #nothing I can't handle but frustrating enough that instead of sewing I spend my breaks #by getting up and walking out of the room and doing like anything not work related for a few minutes #I know sewing is not work related but my sewing machine table is set up right next to my work from home desk #so I leave the room entirely for a few minutes. one day left until this coworker gets back!#then I'm covering for another coworker but like. that one is way easier to cover for. hopefully.

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